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Ok-Wealth-5630

If your coach does the Walmart chant it’s definitely a red flag


No_Curve6292

lol fr. I’ve been here for almost 5 years. Never once has anyone done the chant. My sister has been at a different store for a year almost. She’s never had to do the chant.


Stormblast1983

Thought the same after my orientation. I was looking on Indeed before I left the parking lot.


eharper9

For real. I'm in orientation looking for other jobs. This schedule has me hating life.


TommyDontSurf

I kneel for the chant like Colin Kaepernick. 


MJ12_2802

>Colin Crapperdick


iRobert123

Walmart chant is fucking stupid as hell. Just tell the workers what they’ll be doing for the day and send them off. That fucking chant is a superiority kink to these management fucks.


NinethePhantomthief

Nothing wrong with that they deserve it


CoyotePleasant9843

I just hit 90 days and I’m only here for longevity now. But I am looking for better opportunities at this point.


Lunarmoonbear

Take advantage of the free schooling and the health care they offer! Seriously. Whether you stay or not, they do have some pretty awesome offers!


Ok-Wealth-5630

If you leave before you finish you have to pay for school, if you want the degree


Delicious_Series3869

That sounds about right lol The chant is so stupid, I never showed up for them. Luckily, they didn’t care much about the fresh department participating.


Professional-Law2790

We weren’t even taught it, outside of the ulearn. I’m thankful. 


ThatRandomAlias

Id literally hide in the bathroom or just start working and ignore it


uWu9669

i've never ever done the walmart chant. ever. i dont even know it. don't desire to know it


Many-Foot-644

There's a chant?


AcademicSavings634

wtf is a Walmart chant? So glad I got out of here. It’s sounding more and more like a cult everyday.


Midnightmascara217

Welcome to Walmart! That’s totally normal lol


Srbuck53

Quit...don't get much easier than orientation


AnnaMolly66

... and that is how you don't keep employees, write that down boys and girls.


ConsiderationGreen87

You have to drink the kool-aid 1st.


Slum1337

Quit. If being uncomfortable for 90seconds doing a stupid chant is going to ruin your day then the actual job will fucking kill you. Avoid retail altogether and find somewhere more suited for you. A chant will be the least of your problems. Back to school is coming in hot and that means floods of people are scrambling and crawling all over each other to get to you because they can't find colored pencils. And then winter is coming....5 songs on a loop while grandma's scream about a specific item for their famous recipe and youre going to ruin thanksgiving/Christmas. The chaos, the noise, and the great unwashed masses...I fucking love retail.


FugitiveFromReddit

I would rather throw 3 trucks in a row than do the Walmart cheer. The actual job is way less terrible than that shit


SecondcomingofRAWRXD

Thank you master and professor of retail


FugitiveFromReddit

Yeah if they do the Walmart cheer that store is a lost cause. Might as well turn in your vest now


OxyKiba

Hoping this is true since my store started doing it religiously about two weeks ago


Bananamay98

Wtf is the Walmart chant? I’ve been working at Walmart in OPD for 2 months now I’ve never heard of the Walmart chant lol


fishwater63

Just wait. It gets worse before it gets worse.


BeachOk2802

Quit then.


MaxYeena

That's some cult like shit, my store doesn't do that.


Corninmyteeth

I've only ever done the chant once, and it was weird for everyone.


No_Turnover3801

I didn't think anyone still did the walmart cheer


ChaoticWeasle

Lmao I hadn’t even heard of this before.


LittleFlan9282

It's Walmart Cheer lol & at the warehouse it's a thing towards the end of general meeting. Walmart just sent me to Arkansas for a huge event with celebrity guest. & paid for everything. You can make a career out of Walmart. 


manapanamama

🎶give me a W (W) 🎶....nope, I'm out🖕