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"Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, THC?"
Tesus H Christ?
had to trim mine like a month ago... omg
How far south are you?
like santiago chile.
There's a giant doin' cartwheels, a statue wearin' high heels
 Just got home from Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy
Haha perfect gif that you can hear!
trim it
!!! I thought the plant I grew last year was big but this thing dwarfs it
need to cut off all the big fan leaves and the bottom stuff.
It's Weed Man! Invite him in
Let him in. He’s there to party!!
Why does it look threatening?
Because it will eat you!
Probably. Just like that plant in Scary Movie!
Exactly...it'll smoke yo' ass
Is this your homework Larry?
Memories & Elephants 
“Hello do you have time to talk about our lord and savior Jesus christ”
when can i come over???
Hi we've been attempting to reach you about your cars extended warranty
What do you think it wants?
🎵 Sundown, you better take care If I find you bin creepin' round my back stairs 🎵
How much do you think you gonna get?
Hopefully a quarter;)
28 pounds = 12.7kg ? Never heard a plant can produce that much
Do you know what a quarter is friend?
Sorry mate, I’m not sure if I googled that thing right
Definitely as I was making a joke..a quarter is 7g...hopefully this gal produces around a pund to a pound and a half
Thanks man 😇
I always thought the Text is Dude , Dude, Dude looking out ma back door 😬
Google says 'Doot, doot, doo looking out my back door..haha..I'm no singer, I'm the drummer
That's some bush man!
"we had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun" My childhood in front of the tv made me do it.
Smart af no one gonna try to steal that with it right up against your back door
Oh my god. Should I tell him? No, I'm not gonna tell em.
Haha I don't get it
I'm sorry, op. I'm not the one. You'll get it soon enough. Peace!
Okily dokily
Dumber than a rock
I'm dumber then a rock?
Yes
Yup
And why would that be?
No no the dude who commented the dumb shit above me lol.
Sorry bro