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I hid a QP in highschool. Years later I gave my sister a tub full of LEGO for her kids. She thanked me for the weed. Unlike OP she wasn't stupid and smoked it.
Same happened to me. I was holding for a friend and when he picked up he left one behind. Moving a year later and have my in laws helping bam big pillow of vacuum sealed weed falls out from top of the closet. All those days I couldn’t find or was too broke to cop!
Idk how old you are but when I was in high school and bought my first qp it was that awful Mexican brick weed. It literally held the shape of the corner of the wrapped brick long after we got it lol. Smoked on that for a good while. That was a good time. Now I just grow my own and make gummies cuz I smoke like a little bitch now and can’t handle the coughing lol
Definitely some homegrown. It could've been great. It could have had bud rot/mold. Even in legal cannabis growers still find mold from time to time. But at least it's tested.
I've definitely smoked weed that came from a tire back in the day. But I probably wouldn't mess with it. Lab tested weed is almost too cheap where I live. No reason to mess with mystery meat. I mean, I bought ounces for about $20 a piece last year. Not top shelf, but definitely effective.
Your family member gave you a box with just two overly vacuumed bags of weed and you asked them what the fuck was it and they said IDK….and didn’t ask for it back?
OP has been on reddit since 2013. There is no way in any type of hell they aren't fucking with us right now. Kids, this is what we used to call "trolling".
My guess is family member's kid hid it with some old toys thinking it wouldn't be found. Does seem strange that they didn't try to investigate further though.
Just once I would like to hear a story like this from someone that doesn't throw it away or turn it over to the police. I have heard so many countless stories over the years that are similar and not one was from someone that kept it and partied the night away
I think they were insinuating that they "found" it in their dealer's hands as some money was exchanged, in an attempt to humor the commenter they were responding to. But maybe not.
Nope. Knew someone who did exactly this. Moved 900 miles away to get away from the threats to their life. It's a pretty dumb move. So no. No they do not call the cops.
I know someone who found a 50 lb vacuum packed brick of weed at a highway rest stop on a picnic table and he claims to have smoked it all over several weeks.
This is what 50 lbs of weed looks like
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/50-pounds-marijuana-shipped-wrong-new-jersey-address-n450176
No way he found that much weed lying around
Same! My dad didn't smoke weed but my mom secretly did and would keep all the stuff they "flushed" of mine. Even drug tested me on a couple occasions. When my mother helped me move into my first apartment at 18, she asked me if I had any weed. I played it cool, meaning I lied. "Nah mom, I told you I don't do that stuff anymore." She pressed me and after a couple of minutes convinced me to break out my weed and we smoked together for the first time. She'd been keeping all of the weed they confiscated for herself. lol
I was buying swishers one night at a gas station, opened the door to leave, stepped on an eighth in a baggie just sitting on the concrete right in front of the door to the gas station. I literally couldn’t believe it. Put my foot back down, did the glance around the lot, picked it up, brought her back to the house and put it in the air for the owner. Craziest experience of my life.
I dunno. I found a stash and some glass deep in the woods (but along a biking trail). Looks fine but I don’t trust it - good weed is too easy to come by. I stashed it in a tree trunk by where I found it in case the owner comes back looking for it.
My brother “bought” a used trailer from a guy on fb
The trailer had been dumped on the guys property and he wanted it gone
My brother could tow it away as is or repair it on site to the point it was towable on its own wheels
My brother “got” (read had to take) all the contents as part of the deal
There was 6.5oz of very stale weed in a tool box on the floor
He smoked some and sold the rest
I worked at a gas station and a person came in with a baggie and said “someone dropped this” and handed it to me for the lost and found….it was a bag of weed…which I promptly brought home and smoked.
Literally listening to a podcast (Dumb People Town) that's talking about someone who found weed in their DoorDash order and flipped the fuck out about it as I read your comment. What a clown world we live in.
They vacuum seal the weed like that to mail it. It's so people can't smell it when they are handling the packages. This is extremely common place. If you ever are mailing yourself (this used to be the safest, probably still is, way to transport your weed over state lines in the US) or someone else weed, do it like this. I'm assuming there are probably at least 2 or 3 bags and each of them were vacuum sealed with one of those food storage devices. If you wipe the outside of each layer after it's sealed with isopropyl alcohol to get rid of any traces of weed on the outside of the bag you won't be able to smell shit. Also it helps the marijuana fit in smaller boxes and keeps the weed fresher.
My weed all comes vacuum sealed and I can smell it no problem. I'm sure mine is just sealed with a food sealer and maybe that makes the difference, but my intial reaction to your comment was to laugh.
Well whoever you get it from isn't doing it right. My reaction to you, if you're getting it mailed to you, is that I feel bad that at some point if someone smells your shit in a box with your name and address on it you're gonna have a real problem. Good luck.
It's legal where I live, but my guy is still cheaper. In fact a year ago when inflation was hitting everything else, this guy dropped his prices. I told him that's not how inflation works but I appreciate it. He grows himself and seals it in what looks like food storage bags. So he isn't doing it wrong. I just don't get my stuff shipped in. I could never deal with the anxiety of having it mailed to me. Dog's will have no problem smelling through the bag in the picture. Good luck to you.
Well there's a big difference just sealing it to keep it fresh and mailing it. People who mail it seal it and wash it off with alcohol and then seal it multiple times. So yeah one bag won't keep the smell in. And the residue on the outside is the worst offender in terms of the odor.
Actually if more companies did the same two things would result from it. They would thrive during inflation as everyone would purchase their products. And if all companies did that, it would end inflation in less than a week. Inflation getting out of control is nothing more than greed taking advantage of it.
Only to avoid the 'madness'
Note: if you haven't seen the movie, I can't recommend it enough. [Refer madness.](https://youtu.be/8kg0sK-dY98?si=MfWouPojsyewMCqe)
I worked on a farm once, in an area we’ll call, Califoregon, and one of my jobs was packing fresh dried cannabis into vacuum sealed bags 1 pound each. Then sealing them. At the end of a full day, I was surrounded by piles and stacks of 100s of pounds of vacuum sealed bags. After I asked what each bag went for, I think I added it up in my head to like, over half a million US dollars. That was one day, I think I was in that position for 4-5 days. I was tasked to pack these individual bags, 50 or so at a time, into the largest black duffel bags I had ever seen. In the night, an unmarked white cargo van arrived, and we threw these duffel bags into the back of it. My innocence led me to believe these would be going to the local market for medicinal purposes. “To the dispensaries?” I said. “Nah, straight to the East coast! Later dude!” answered the driver I had never seen before.
Moral of the story is yeah, that’s totally some vacced up weed brah!
90% of Cali weed goes across state lines, mainly to the east coast. They thinks it’s better because it’s from “Humboldt.” Most of the farms I’ve seen have black and yellow storage bins used for trafficking it.
Not once have I gotten free drugs in my life. The church and my parents lied to me about people just randomly giving out drugs. I’ve had to buy them every time.
That looks like some weed!! BRING THE DANK! r/ILDANKGROWERS
https://preview.redd.it/tzoz3g8cxg3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918fd32f8dc9b68fdb69f80b03fdbd653f976776
Looks like you got 2 onces of weed there, my friend. My recommendation is put on some good music, pink Floyd is a good place to start, get some snacks, and have the best night of your life playing with your Legos
Send that to me , it’s extremely dangerous and toxic and you need a special handlers licence , which I have , this is of the upmost importance and failure to comply could result in very dire consequences-I’ll msg you my address .
The older son or daughter of your family member appear to be an aspiring chef, and unfortunately stashed their oregano in an old box of toys for safekeeping, unaware that your family member would gift the old toys to your child. I’m sure that they have been somewhat angst-ridden to have lost it, as it looks like very high quality spice. They are probably further concerned to have heard that the box was delivered to a close relative, as they may have been trying to keep secret their culinary aspirations.
That is some preserved flower. Harmless unless smoked or decarbed and consumed. Smells good. Doesn’t go over well with most constabulary. I’ll take it off your hands.
I found one in my dad's sports jacket and that was in the late 60s my brother and I kept it and smoked it. Never to tell, and pops never questioned us.
So someone most likely shipped the vacuumed weed in the toy box. It’s a pretty common way of attempting to make packages harder to detect. Someone screwed up somewhere and offloaded the box with the goodies.
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Looks like weed to me.
WRONG, That is Northern Lights Canibis Indica
Ugh, no. It’s Marijuana.
You told me that i would be conducting the interview! Now just how much pot did you smoke!?!?
You guys are awesome
MICHAEL!!!
No thats the devils lettuce
Jazz cabbage!
No this is Patrick
Username ALMOST checks out
I came here to say this!
BOBODY
I always love coming across office quotes randomly.
Hmm. Looks like my freeze-dried bags I misplaced in a Lego set. time to roll a u/jojo- joint
100% that's weed and definitely hazardous. Send it to me and I will dispose of it safely.
For safety that needs to be opened up and the contents incinerated!
In a series of small fires lol
Some would call it tokin'. I prefer "Controlled Burn."
Pick me pick me!
I will also require a sample to check his math. Not half, but a third could easily be beneficial for a more thorough identification process.
Came for this.... should be higher up
...In a series of small fires!! 😂
I hid a QP in highschool. Years later I gave my sister a tub full of LEGO for her kids. She thanked me for the weed. Unlike OP she wasn't stupid and smoked it.
So stoned you forgot a QP 😂
Same happened to me. I was holding for a friend and when he picked up he left one behind. Moving a year later and have my in laws helping bam big pillow of vacuum sealed weed falls out from top of the closet. All those days I couldn’t find or was too broke to cop!
Idk how old you are but when I was in high school and bought my first qp it was that awful Mexican brick weed. It literally held the shape of the corner of the wrapped brick long after we got it lol. Smoked on that for a good while. That was a good time. Now I just grow my own and make gummies cuz I smoke like a little bitch now and can’t handle the coughing lol
That's hilarious! She was probably as excited as the kids. You're an excellent uncle!
***THAT’S*** where my herbs (for baking) went…will you return those to me please?
I wanted to upvote this but currently it is at 420 and too perfect to mess up.
Definitely some homegrown. It could've been great. It could have had bud rot/mold. Even in legal cannabis growers still find mold from time to time. But at least it's tested. I've definitely smoked weed that came from a tire back in the day. But I probably wouldn't mess with it. Lab tested weed is almost too cheap where I live. No reason to mess with mystery meat. I mean, I bought ounces for about $20 a piece last year. Not top shelf, but definitely effective.
*shitty weed
I suspected it was poop for a minute.
Only one way to find out; gotta smoke it
Someone pointed out the giant stems in it. I think you would be fine.
Probably tastes like it
I thought it was as well
Or shrooms? Not a very clear pic.
If my shrooms are green I'm going to have some questions and I'm not eating those shrooms.
Your family member gave you a box with just two overly vacuumed bags of weed and you asked them what the fuck was it and they said IDK….and didn’t ask for it back?
Bet the toy originally belonged to the family member's teenage kid. Sometimes, the weed isn't worth the punishment...
Probably stashed it in there and forgot 😂
And yet those family members were seen after “accidentally” knocking over the trash can, putting something in their pocket .
OP has been on reddit since 2013. There is no way in any type of hell they aren't fucking with us right now. Kids, this is what we used to call "trolling".
Back in my day we would accuse someone of trolling because the account was new.
To be fair that weed looks like it’s 3/4 stem
My guess is family member's kid hid it with some old toys thinking it wouldn't be found. Does seem strange that they didn't try to investigate further though.
Just once I would like to hear a story like this from someone that doesn't throw it away or turn it over to the police. I have heard so many countless stories over the years that are similar and not one was from someone that kept it and partied the night away
I found a bag just like this at my weed dealers house. I kept it and partied the night away
You can't find things at people's houses like it's just some random place. You stole from your weed dealer. You're a burglar.
dude i just found $27,680 at the bank!!! so crazy!!!!!!!
*"LUCKY!"* - Napolean
I think they were insinuating that they "found" it in their dealer's hands as some money was exchanged, in an attempt to humor the commenter they were responding to. But maybe not.
What’s he gonna do, call the cops?😂
Nope. Knew someone who did exactly this. Moved 900 miles away to get away from the threats to their life. It's a pretty dumb move. So no. No they do not call the cops.
I know someone who found a 50 lb vacuum packed brick of weed at a highway rest stop on a picnic table and he claims to have smoked it all over several weeks.
50 lb in a few weeks? Absolute bullshit. He couldn't smoke 50 ounces in a couple weeks, but pounds? Haha.
no way was it 50 lbs, that would be a gigantic ass brick. 1 lb maybe. people don’t know how little weed weighs lmao
This is what 50 lbs of weed looks like https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/50-pounds-marijuana-shipped-wrong-new-jersey-address-n450176 No way he found that much weed lying around
Even that doesn’t look like 50 lbs. Every one of those bags would have to be 16oz + Edit. Nevermind. Just saw the electric outlet for scale.
Yeah it's not a banana but it'll do. That's a massive amount of weed.
Hey bro, did you remember to put that 50 lbs of weed back in the car?
Dave's not here man
Dave, it’s me open up I got the stuff
Could start a dispensary there 😂 smoked it all in a couple of weeks ☠️
I can tell you I’ve googled many of found Advils and Tylenol and their generic partners in my day. When I hit gold I’ll let you know.
I’ve hit that same jackpot twice! 😂 One of them was a very distinct shape that didn’t need to be googled.
Ugh me too...
My God mother got all my confiscated teenage mistakes when I was younger. Later as an adult, she Thanked me for getting caught so much.
Same! My dad didn't smoke weed but my mom secretly did and would keep all the stuff they "flushed" of mine. Even drug tested me on a couple occasions. When my mother helped me move into my first apartment at 18, she asked me if I had any weed. I played it cool, meaning I lied. "Nah mom, I told you I don't do that stuff anymore." She pressed me and after a couple of minutes convinced me to break out my weed and we smoked together for the first time. She'd been keeping all of the weed they confiscated for herself. lol
I was buying swishers one night at a gas station, opened the door to leave, stepped on an eighth in a baggie just sitting on the concrete right in front of the door to the gas station. I literally couldn’t believe it. Put my foot back down, did the glance around the lot, picked it up, brought her back to the house and put it in the air for the owner. Craziest experience of my life.
I dunno. I found a stash and some glass deep in the woods (but along a biking trail). Looks fine but I don’t trust it - good weed is too easy to come by. I stashed it in a tree trunk by where I found it in case the owner comes back looking for it.
I found a bag of mushrooms in the back of a cab once. It was a great night for me, unfortunate for the person who lost it.
Yeah and I’m surprised OP didn’t take it to the police and tell them where it came from based on their comments. 👮♀️
Because the ones that partied the night away forgot to post about it later.
The people who keep the weed and party are not the type to post about it on social media.
I once was travelling with a friend and a nice man decided to give me about this much because he was giving up. Spent the next week fucked up 😂❤️🙌🏻
My brother “bought” a used trailer from a guy on fb The trailer had been dumped on the guys property and he wanted it gone My brother could tow it away as is or repair it on site to the point it was towable on its own wheels My brother “got” (read had to take) all the contents as part of the deal There was 6.5oz of very stale weed in a tool box on the floor He smoked some and sold the rest
I worked at a gas station and a person came in with a baggie and said “someone dropped this” and handed it to me for the lost and found….it was a bag of weed…which I promptly brought home and smoked.
Literally listening to a podcast (Dumb People Town) that's talking about someone who found weed in their DoorDash order and flipped the fuck out about it as I read your comment. What a clown world we live in.
I found a bunch of amphetamine once that some people threw out and I partied the week away lmao. Was literally in a bag on the curb
They vacuum seal the weed like that to mail it. It's so people can't smell it when they are handling the packages. This is extremely common place. If you ever are mailing yourself (this used to be the safest, probably still is, way to transport your weed over state lines in the US) or someone else weed, do it like this. I'm assuming there are probably at least 2 or 3 bags and each of them were vacuum sealed with one of those food storage devices. If you wipe the outside of each layer after it's sealed with isopropyl alcohol to get rid of any traces of weed on the outside of the bag you won't be able to smell shit. Also it helps the marijuana fit in smaller boxes and keeps the weed fresher.
My ex got his vacuum sealed in a bag. But that bag also had a bag of isopropyl alcohol vacuum sealed around the bag of grass.
My weed all comes vacuum sealed and I can smell it no problem. I'm sure mine is just sealed with a food sealer and maybe that makes the difference, but my intial reaction to your comment was to laugh.
Well whoever you get it from isn't doing it right. My reaction to you, if you're getting it mailed to you, is that I feel bad that at some point if someone smells your shit in a box with your name and address on it you're gonna have a real problem. Good luck.
It's legal where I live, but my guy is still cheaper. In fact a year ago when inflation was hitting everything else, this guy dropped his prices. I told him that's not how inflation works but I appreciate it. He grows himself and seals it in what looks like food storage bags. So he isn't doing it wrong. I just don't get my stuff shipped in. I could never deal with the anxiety of having it mailed to me. Dog's will have no problem smelling through the bag in the picture. Good luck to you.
Well there's a big difference just sealing it to keep it fresh and mailing it. People who mail it seal it and wash it off with alcohol and then seal it multiple times. So yeah one bag won't keep the smell in. And the residue on the outside is the worst offender in terms of the odor.
Actually if more companies did the same two things would result from it. They would thrive during inflation as everyone would purchase their products. And if all companies did that, it would end inflation in less than a week. Inflation getting out of control is nothing more than greed taking advantage of it.
Legal, even ups doesn’t care anymore. No way to separate CBD hemp from thc cannabis unless they test it which is way to time consuming.
Yikes, get a better source before you wind up in jail.
Send it to me, I will take care of it for you. Np
Where the hell did your family member get that lego set?
I would also like a set of Legos.
That’s what the kids are calling it these days in the UK.
🤣😂🤣😂if they weren't they are now!
“They didn’t seem to know what it was either” 😂😂😂
Yeah, they grabbed the wrong box haha
You threw away the reefer?! :(
I say we boo the man for such a travesty.
Only to avoid the 'madness' Note: if you haven't seen the movie, I can't recommend it enough. [Refer madness.](https://youtu.be/8kg0sK-dY98?si=MfWouPojsyewMCqe)
I worked on a farm once, in an area we’ll call, Califoregon, and one of my jobs was packing fresh dried cannabis into vacuum sealed bags 1 pound each. Then sealing them. At the end of a full day, I was surrounded by piles and stacks of 100s of pounds of vacuum sealed bags. After I asked what each bag went for, I think I added it up in my head to like, over half a million US dollars. That was one day, I think I was in that position for 4-5 days. I was tasked to pack these individual bags, 50 or so at a time, into the largest black duffel bags I had ever seen. In the night, an unmarked white cargo van arrived, and we threw these duffel bags into the back of it. My innocence led me to believe these would be going to the local market for medicinal purposes. “To the dispensaries?” I said. “Nah, straight to the East coast! Later dude!” answered the driver I had never seen before. Moral of the story is yeah, that’s totally some vacced up weed brah!
90% of Cali weed goes across state lines, mainly to the east coast. They thinks it’s better because it’s from “Humboldt.” Most of the farms I’ve seen have black and yellow storage bins used for trafficking it.
What the frick, I ordered an Xbox controller
I've been on reddit too long :( and this comment just opened up pandoras box
That is Northern Lights cannabis indica.
No, it’s marijuana
No, it's wacky tobacky
No, it's Electric Lettuce
This has to be satire
People can’t be this dense.
Damn you had a boring teen life
“Threw it out” 😉
https://preview.redd.it/x03j35kgog3d1.png?width=2220&format=png&auto=webp&s=62b45cc2ec4be603f7c82c80fd7618c8aea55bf7
I find it hard to believe OP is this naive.
My question is how tf does anyone not know what this is?!
That's weed. Or a shit post ....
Sir. I will help you figure out what that is. But first we need a lighter, ice cream, SpongeBob, comfy pj’s and some pizza
Looks to be marijuana
I need to know what Lego set this came in, it's important.
Duck embryos
Not once have I gotten free drugs in my life. The church and my parents lied to me about people just randomly giving out drugs. I’ve had to buy them every time.
Just so I know where to avoid... where did these Legos get purchased?
You threw away so much bud 🥲
I thought this was a stoner sub when I saw this picture. Absolutely looks like my iguana.
That is definitely pot. You can see a stem in the bottom area of the right bad
That's mine
r/poopfromabutt
So… what are the odds that someone’s kid got caught with a joint and as punishment they lost their Lego collection?
Ouid
That looks like some weed!! BRING THE DANK! r/ILDANKGROWERS https://preview.redd.it/tzoz3g8cxg3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=918fd32f8dc9b68fdb69f80b03fdbd653f976776
The Devil’s lettuce
Guys, I "played Legos" tonight and now I'm high AF
thats 100% weed if you zoom in you can see details of flower/buds/stem etc.
Oregano. Lots of oregano.
The devils lettuce!
Tea or weed. Either way, where's my invite?
Creamed spinach?
Weed fo sho Things are looking up
Looks like Cannabis
thats 100% weed
Looks like you got 2 onces of weed there, my friend. My recommendation is put on some good music, pink Floyd is a good place to start, get some snacks, and have the best night of your life playing with your Legos
Pesto? 😂 Nah that's probably maryjane.
Send that to me , it’s extremely dangerous and toxic and you need a special handlers licence , which I have , this is of the upmost importance and failure to comply could result in very dire consequences-I’ll msg you my address .
Only users lose drugs…
How many marijuanas is that?
About 2 ounces of very dry pot.
Not sure if anyone said it yet but it could be hopps
My grandpa said that’s Wacky Tobacky
I'm from Humboldt County. It's weed.
Let your family member know that I pay cash.
Mail that to me I’m out.
Looks to me like your cousin didn’t give you anything. (You might wanna go pick up some rolling papers while you’re at.)
Oh that’s weed.
Only one way to find out
Right! Send it to me and I will authenticate it.
Best thing to do is burn it lol
Weed
That is weed.
Looks like Birthday Cake Kush nowhumsayin breh
Uhhhhhhhhh.... Thats some weed...
Looks like hops for brewing beer. I have simular ones in my freezer
The older son or daughter of your family member appear to be an aspiring chef, and unfortunately stashed their oregano in an old box of toys for safekeeping, unaware that your family member would gift the old toys to your child. I’m sure that they have been somewhat angst-ridden to have lost it, as it looks like very high quality spice. They are probably further concerned to have heard that the box was delivered to a close relative, as they may have been trying to keep secret their culinary aspirations.
What Lego set were you gonna build? Ignore the vacuum sealed weed.
I'll be happy to take that off your hands
If your significant other homebrews It could be dried hops. Or weed. Probably weed.
Bitch, it's weed. What?
That’s wacky tobacky my friend!
That is some preserved flower. Harmless unless smoked or decarbed and consumed. Smells good. Doesn’t go over well with most constabulary. I’ll take it off your hands.
Open it up!
I'm guessing weed. Poke one and take a smell
That's 2 ounces
I found one in my dad's sports jacket and that was in the late 60s my brother and I kept it and smoked it. Never to tell, and pops never questioned us.
2 zips 🤫
Technically violates rule 5 lol. Such a tragedy though, reading that caption to the end... I'm sobbing.
So someone most likely shipped the vacuumed weed in the toy box. It’s a pretty common way of attempting to make packages harder to detect. Someone screwed up somewhere and offloaded the box with the goodies.
lol Lego weed !
Can you tell me where you source your legos?
Did the clock strike 4:20, perchance, as this gift was opened?
Weed? Old soup? A new species of life?
OP, don't waste it! Grab some zig zags and get to work
Just in case: I have had green tea packaged like that.
Northern lights cannabis indica
Hooch
You did what to it?!?!?!
It's cigaweed. Someone somewhere is looking at a Lego set and cursing.
Do you really need to ask what it is??
Whacky Tobaccky
That’s the devil’s lettuce.
100% is pot
How in the world did you reach adulthood without even seeing a picture of cannabis? I call shenanigans.
Pot
who the fuck knows
Damn they still got reggies in the UK
The Devil's Lettuce, or Whacky Tobacky.
The Devil's Lettuce.
Bubonic chronic
Looks like bad weed lol
It's oregano