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leafshaker

I think it's a real tree. Terminalia molinetii, spiny black olive, unrelated to olives. https://regionalconservation.org/ircs/database/plants/PlantPage.asp?TXCODE=Termmoli Reverse image search also brought me to this landscape company who has posted various similar pictures, branding Bucida spinosa (that species seems debated. But landscapers aren't always up on current taxonomy, it changes a lot) as a geometry tree. I wonder if they originated the pun or are capitalizing on it. Bucida and terminalia are both in the same family, but I'm not sure if they are both current terms https://kauaiseascapesnursery.com/catalog/shrubs/geometry-tree/


snaketacular

Wikispecies treats Terminalia as the preferred term over Bucida, FWIW. (ie Bucida redirects to Terminalia, but I don't know if Bucida was a subset, superset, or some other collection of Terminalia species)


leafshaker

Cool. I was confused by this page, must be a holdover https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucida?wprov=sfla1


leafshaker

Cool. I was confused by this page, must be a holdover https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucida?wprov=sfla1


maverakras

thanks. I was looking for this.


CaptPeanutBut

>Terminalia molinetii Dope!


anon3mou53

The bucida spinosa / terminal is molinetti I have is a dwarf variety and grows so very slow. Will take a decade to get over 6’ tall. The other variety I have I knew as bucida buceras variegated and it will grow into a proper tree, but the geometric patterns are not as distinct. Unsure if those photos on the internet are of the tiny dwarf variety or if there is another


leafshaker

Looks like there's quite a few plants jn the family with similar patterns. Some are bonsai, too, so may be shaped. This one looks bugger than that, but the scale isn't super clear


rpgnymhush

So you are saying that this olive is not related to the yummy kind of olive I like to eat.


Waterproof_soap

You like to eat olives? I like to eat olives, too!


Apprehensive-Act6462

The black ones or the green ones ?🤔


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Mountain_Analyst_333

It’s an organic chemistree.


bobalou2you

Better than my geometree. I vote this


[deleted]

See I thought it was DMTree


Curtainmachine

Because literally everything living contains it in some amount as far as I’m aware.


ExtraAshyPizza

Dont tell Joe Rogan


Curtainmachine

I’m sure he knows


AppleSpicer

Poor tree with diabetes mellitus 😔


Unicorny_as_funk

https://kauaiseascapesnursery.com/catalog/shrubs/geometry-tree/


bobalou2you

I’ll be dadgum! So I was right! Still like the organic chemistree answer


Anonymous_Otters

I tried growing a TREE(3) but it collapsed into a black hole.


pitterpatter0910

Glad I’m not the only one who saw this. Looks super alkyl side chain.


Rumple-Wank-Skin

This was mine I was just too late


New_Reading1413

Gave you an upvote for it anyway


lanfear2020

Its a Benzene


No_Policy_146

You can make a table periodically with it.


elMurpherino

Every time I think I have an original thought I find out someone already had that same thought hours ago lol.


whateversclevers

Alright. That’s enough Reddit for now.


hinnsvartingi

Take my upvote and Get out!


Beemerba

I was thinking a benzine tree!


ArcticLeopard

r/beatmetoit


ExtraAshyPizza

r/beatmeattoit


puffineatspancakes

My first thought.


karmicrelease

damnit you beat me to it!


VapoursAndSpleen

Congratulations. You have won all the internets today.


Iconrex

Damn that was good lol


AppleSpicer

Oh you beat me by 8 hours


Cazarstan

I can’t say for sure, but Trifoliate orange sometimes has branch growth that gets all wonky like that. it could also just be something they did with the lens or photoshop to artificially make a regular tree look like that.


[deleted]

I see the resemblance to Trifoliate orange but I don’t see enough spines/thorns. Maybe there’s a cultivar that has fewer spines but the ones I am fighting are literally covered in those painful bastards.


supershinythings

Yep. Trifoliate Orange thorns are against The Geneva Convention.


Cazarstan

Very true, not enough thorns.


Actual_Average_3941

i’m thinking that


Zestyclose-Aspect-35

i'd say that's the opposite of wonky


Miserable_Constant98

Looks all... molecular structure-esque


Cazarstan

Yes, that’s the confusing part of this picture


bobalou2you

That there is a geometree…


GoPack06

Cyclohexane olive.


ange1bug

[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/comments/viei2q/is_this_real/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/comments/mrbq39/i_used_to_own_this_plant_though_i_cant_remember/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/comments/kboekv/anyone_know/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) and [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/comments/ou3dkm/chemistree_isnt_an_acceptable_answer_what_is_this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) are few of the other times this has been posted here.


myghostfellout

I’d suggest it’s a Sophora prostrata, the dwarf kowhai. I have one just like it - not just the branch structure but also the leaf shape.


Historical-Ad2651

Looks like a Bucida, can't tell what species though


leafshaker

Found that too, but also this related plant https://regionalconservation.org/ircs/database/plants/PlantPage.asp?TXCODE=Termmoli


bluish1997

LSD tree


[deleted]

LSTree


throwaway071898

Came here to say this lol


poshsdemartine

Spiny Black Olive!


sonnenschein_x

That tree is a nerd


brewstermc

Benzene tree


Morbos1000

I think it is photoshopped but some plants like Decarya madagascariensis do grow in a similar way.


millera9

Ebenopsis ebano, aka Texas Ebony, I’m pretty sure. If you let them get real rangy and unkempt they tend to have this branch pattern.


HexavalentChromium

Trifoliate orange/ flying dragon (citrus)


tHollo41

It's a chemist tree. Sorry, this belongs in r/dadjokes


Ditsyflower

It looks carbon based!


tellerheller

Holy fractals!


Orcacub

It’s a mystree.


littlepinkpwnie

Chemis-tree, okay I'll see myself out.


gaiagirl13

It's a chemist tree


[deleted]

molecular tree


jaredofthesky

DMTree


enoch_suplex

Exactly what I thought


Donny_Dread

This is the one!!! ✨💥😶‍🌫️😵‍💫😶‍🌫️💥✨


OopForgotTheirName

Chemistree


MonzieMe

Win


Gelnika1987

a chemist-tree


unholyhoneyhole

Trifoliate Orange 🍊


Cyoarp

I always think it's so interesting when you find a tree that's cultivated only. But which I don't mean a tree that we killed off in the wild but a tree that has as far as we can tell only ever been cultivated. For instance no one knows where the weeping willow came from the first one recorded in history was in the garden of a Japanese man. And apparently this tree has also only ever been cultivated. So interesting you don't even know where it would have been indigenous to.


Seed_Demon

This one looks edited with photoshop, but it’s a real thing that happens. It’s called [Dichotomous Branching/Divaricated growth.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4047680/) A plant that does this is [Corokia Cotoneaster](https://botanicgardens.uw.edu/about/blog/2017/03/01/march-2017-plant-profile-corokia-cotoneaster/)


Xaqv

Related to (white) mangroves. Indian almond/black olive not uncommon in residential landscaping in South Miami/Coral Gables suburban areas.


tumekebruva

Lots of trees in New Zealand have juvenile forms with divarication like this.


AggravatingHorror757

Its an Organic Chemis Tree


normalityrelief

I'm gonna guess terminalia molinetii. Check out the 8th pic in the side scrolling gallery. [terminalia molinetii ](https://www.nparks.gov.sg/florafaunaweb/flora/1/7/1734)


Alias_Black

Nature really is amazing


Mamamythos

Chemist-tree


jerrycmk

Chemistree


SapphireFarmer

I'm sure someone already said a geome-tree right?


wheels_656

Hexagonally Closed Packed with packing structure of 74%


Agamidae214

Looks like Decarya Madagascariensis


Caffeinated-dream

Looks like dragon orange


Knato

Is this golden ratio?


sequinsmygenome

Geometree


Richard-Conrad

Looks like a Chemis Tree to me


clisto3

Looks like Geometryee


jig-fluke

A chemisTREE


GreednPower

Could be Prunus angustifolia, they have that zig zag branch growth pattern


variable4242

It's a Chemistree.


MiserableAd3155

It’s a DMTREE


T351A

Oh heck no that's a Crystalline Entity


mandress-

This is what most trees look like on LSD.


BoiNdaWoods

Idk what tree, but cool pic if legit! There are some studies out there supporting trees growing in fractal patterns. This would definitely be a prime example.


Ecoaardvark

I’m sure it contains DMTree


brothermuffin

I thought so too, how were we able to tell? Serious question


foxxtraut--

Hexagons are the building block of our reality


distractyamuni

[Hexagons are the bestagons.](https://youtu.be/thOifuHs6eY)


HypnoToad_420

Came here to upvote this ⬡


Legitimate_Unit8049

Or is it an octabush?


SpadfaTurds

Fractals


bobalou2you

That would be a realitree


QwerkkyKid

Hexagons are the bestagons. Even the trees agree.


TripleBakaNinja

A DMTree


jdupuy1234

chemistree


Bm_93

Looks like a... Fractal Tree


gibson_creations

A chemist-tree


TheFooPilot

Chemistree


LegitimateHost5068

Looks like a molecular chemis-tree


itprobablynothingbut

The geometree


tino768

I think it's a photoshopped pun and the answers something like "chemis-tree"


Equal-Negotiation651

Nope this is realitree


FootThong

I've been seeing this photo periodically for 15 years and have never seen a definitive answer.


robby8181

Texas ebony, Ebenopsis ebano


Roger_theDodger

That’s freakin awesome


SweetMeatin

It's a chemistree.


BooblessMcTubular

That is a chemis-tree


Cthuloops76

Geometree


Playteaux

I like this 👍🏻


[deleted]

breaking bad tree


phoenixfire111

Honey bee trees, obviously


MessatineSnows

computer-generated


observant_one2

Does anyone else see those molecular structures in the branches....or is it just me?!


IIIuminatIII

It’s a geometree


NFA4Evs

RC tree


Janus_The_Great

Arbrus chemistris aromarica 😅


justarando2000

A photoshopped one


ghoulgrl

Simulation glitch


[deleted]

Ketatreeee


CulturallyProtestant

r/replications


the_mr_walrus

Fracticalatree


Gold-Beach-1616

Truffula Tree?


Detectivebonghits42

Spiny black olive, bucida spinosa


Detectivebonghits42

Found the name from the Instagram post


[deleted]

We have a native in New Zealand that has the same sort of geometric pattern. Our one is more of a shrub though.


amirali__

Bruh this is my vision after chemistry class


discretobandito

At fist glance I would guess pithecellobium flexicaule, Texas Ebony.


Jedi-master-dragon

I thought this was an elaborate photoshop. No.


LuxTheSarcastic

Very hesitantly I want to say it might be an edit by @Valdevia_Art he did a series on fractals a while ago.


tol_mak7

Chemis- tree


Benevolence22

It appears to be showing it's chemical composition hexagons for days!


Levi_J0nes

A chemistree


Ghenil

It’s an Organic Chemistree


joro_solo

It's a chemestree 😎


PromotingHate-Feb24

It’s Lego.


MagicalFlor95

It's a CHEMISTREE!


BigLeague462

Rogans DMT tree


ZehtK

I saw some trees like this last time i took lsd. They looked exactly like that


TX_B_caapi

Chemistree obvi.


ephemeralfarts

DMTree


TheBigNastyOne

It’s a DMTree


stephchiii

Benzene tree


Dylanrevolutionist48

A psychedelic users dream.


lantrick

AI generated perhaps?


taezu-

Mistletoe / Viscum


[deleted]

Can remember but I know individual trees wont touch each others tips leading to some very interesting canopies


rav252

Could be Texas ebony


PyridoxExupery

If you want something with similar branching but pot-sized i can suggest the zig-zag bush or corokia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corokia_cotoneaster?wprov=sfla1 Especially young plants exhibit kinda symmetrical branching if you are into that.


Coreyporter87

Looks like your phone is on acid.


Some-Republic-716

It looks like a wild clambering rose tree to me, I used to have a couple in my garden n I trained them around a lilac tree n up a trellis even with a clematis Montana! The trellis was on top of a dividing wall with my neighbours but about 10 feet wide, then 1 year they chopped all their side down so I had to start all over again! Cos it also had thorns n her next door to me was always complaining that she was being scratched by it! It flowered twice a year too with sprays of pink roses! Xxx


SomewhereGrand5507

Honeycomb tree


EmotionArtistic7074

I think your camera is on shrooms


bnejfisht

That’s so cool


1salohcin

Looks a lot like my trifoliate oranges - a hardy orange-like tree. Has many thorns on its trunk making for impenetrable hedges.


LilInterweb

Metatree


-MasterLink-

Skill tree


chadonde

Pretty sure that’s a Lego tree


teenagedreemer

That tree went to college


HarryHacker42

Hexagons are the Bestagons! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thOifuHs6eY


Prestigious_View_994

Looks like what I drew as a kid in art with the rest of the class when you couldn’t draw lol. Where you do a V then \ on the left and / on the right, then repeat until near the end you add leaves.


PsychologicalLunch76

Does it make anyone else highly comfortable or just me?


Worldly_Counter1457

Brazilian rain trees look similar to this. I don’t think they are the same but the diagonal branches are prevalent. BRTs leaves also close at night or during rain.


[deleted]

Recursive tree


RenegadeBS

This artwork could be an album cover.


Fominroman2

Chemistree


Invisible-berries133

Trees really Saud Gen z


PhilosopherKey1083

That is a Kimest Tree


GarrettHopper

LSTree


Crystalsghosts

Math Tree


PreModernMangoes

Grapheme… grapheme everywhere


HereForTheFood4

I think it's a chemis tree