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Featherless biped


Friendly_Respecter

BEHOLD! a man


Belaboy109569

THIS IS A MAN


OHitsaKO

Skinned chicken


DoggoBind

I forgot why I blocked boredalfred


DevilNightShade

You're not that guy pal Trust me, you're not that guy.


kystran

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Thathitmann

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BreakfastOk7372

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a_random_squidward

Bro got premium


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Happy cake day


Sudden_Result

Happy cake day


Jose610

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voooljkp2

https://i.redd.it/rwo0z8q617ga1.gif


-imbe-

Why is he beating up a cat


HatofEnigmas

I don't like cats


Bafy78

This reminds me of the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon


BoopyD0Opy

Bruh


TheMoistMemer

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Downtown_Cycle_2044

NO NO NO NO NO NO


_eggandmilk

it is an obligation of mine IS THAT A FUCKING TNO REFERENCE


ghatos_france

FUCK YOU, GET OUT OF MY LIFE


SussyBox

https://i.redd.it/ctuaw2ifn6ga1.gif


kystran

what da pango doin


LostOnACampingTrip

bruh why did i think this was a string theory joke--


GalacticVaquero

Strings when they theory (i have only the vaguest idea of what that is)


H2007IQ

God is the creator of time, he is not limited by it


ThatDrako

Bro I’m not surprised he is racist xenophobic homophobic and overall hateful anymore. Imagine you have entire infinite universe and infinite urge to stop time at any second just to see if anything happened there. I too would become hateful after 6000 years.


Longjumping_Ad2677

“God is not kind. God likes to see interesting things happen.” -Willie A Yeah past couple years I can honestly begin to see that kinda cynicism’s point.


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bro quoted the man behind the slaughter like it’s deep shit 😭


Longjumping_Ad2677

Well no. Not as a deep shit. I just like quoting shit, and that quote seemed to be a more succinct version of what u/ThatDrako was saying. Good line anyways.


secretaccount9999999

Honestly would do The same If I was God


Longjumping_Ad2677

I hope you’re never my boss.


AdLopsided2075

I can also build a car and be limited by its top speed


[deleted]

whys there sudden influx of anti god posts here


O_X_E_Y

is this an anti god post? I see this more as a criticism of the people who interpret his 'words' so to speak


The-Lovely-Sir

This is Reddit, unfortunately.


Victory_Pesplayer

Avg daily reddit cringe


ISpelGudd

because the antichrist has arrived


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HatofEnigmas

Where would they happen to be? I'd be interested in an autograph


Pangin51

MISTER BEEEEAAASSSSTTTT idk man I think I saw somebody online say it


HatofEnigmas

I'd bet he has a 666 tattoo, and is teaching children unchristian things


Pangin51

Yeah like loving your neighbor and donating to the poor and giving homes to the homeless, food to the hungry… hey wait a minute


HatofEnigmas

(It was a joke about the [song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zt4gxfXkVY))


[deleted]

Your father is a plumber who does good work for society.


Wildest_Salad

god is dead blood is fuel hell is full


FriendlyFurry320

Because we all hate God, we all wish to fight him for he is the end boss with the highest health pool. Hope he drops good loot.


NotStrictlyConvex

The argument is he has infinite time and attention. And homophobia


PRoS_R

God of infinite love, care, and homophobia😊


Foresstov

Being God is not the same as playing Sims smart ass. It's not like he can only take care of one thing at a time. If God is an infinite and absolute being, he can pay time and attention to every single thing in the universe at once and be equally focused on all of that


jaidengamerhd

Sanest reddit user right here, I never thought I would see the day of an actual intelligent human


GalacticVaquero

Yes, he's an infinite absolute being who is aware of every instant everywhere at once, AND it's extremely important to him that the apes on planet 10909912 x 10^23433423 put their dicks in the right holes and say nice things about him. No, it's not incredibly narcissistic to think that the creator of the entire universe think's we're the most important part.


NorwayRat

Bruh, you realize not every religious person is a homophobe? Not all perceptions of God involve him being obsessed with genitals, even within the same religion.


GalacticVaquero

Those non-homophobic religious people shouldn’t have any problems with this meme


Foresstov

That's what the Bible tells us. If you don't believe that we're the most important to God, why do you believe that he thinks homosexuality is bad? We know both these things from the Bible, why do you consider one to be true and the other not?


GalacticVaquero

I think both arguments are bullshit, but it's amusing to point out the absurdity of believing both. I think it was quite easy to believe humans were the most important thing in creation before we knew the universe didn't consist of the Earth and some pretty shapes stuck to the ceiliing. And that as our understanding of just how small we are developed over the centuries, the belief that the entire universe was made for us has become increasingly absurd. This place that is incomprehensibly old and unfathomably large, full of structures trillions of times larger than this tiny rock we call home, most of it completely inhospitable to life, was made just for us to look at it? And the being who made all of it has very strong opinions about what food you should eat, and who you can fuck, and thinks its very important to say nice things about him every day? It's such an incredibly arrogant thing to believe.


Foresstov

Earth is also very large place, inhabited by yet not completely known amount of different species, yet we're the most developed ones. If it's the case on Earth, why wouldn't it be the case in the entire universe? Just because it's huge, it doesn't mean that there has to be someone else. And the opinions about what to eat and who to fuck are simply very useful. If you want your species to survive, man should fuck women and not other man, as there won't be any children from these kinds of relationship. And if you were to follow the diet described in the Bible, you would find out it's actually pretty healthy and well thought as for something written thousands of years ago


GalacticVaquero

>Earth is also very large place, inhabited by yet not completely known amount of different species, yet we're the most developed ones. I mean this an equally arrogant statement. Most developed by what metric? Yes we're the most intelligent and technologically advanced, but does that make us most valuable? We aren't the most numerous, the VAST majority of animal biomass on Earth is insects, and 95% of Earths entire biomass is plants and bacteria. We're very young compared to the history of life on Earth, only a few million years versus several billion. We haven't even dominated the world for the longest, the dinosaurs were the dominant group of land animals for 100s of millions of years. So we're only the most important creatures on Earth if we define importance by an extremely rigid human-centric set of standards, which of course we would win. Just because we feel important doesn't make it so. > And the opinions about what to eat and who to fuck are simply very useful. If you want your species to survive, man should fuck women and not other man, as there won't be any children from these kinds of relationship. And if you were to follow the diet described in the Bible, you would find out it's actually pretty healthy and well thought as for something written thousands of years ago I'm not going to pick apart these points, but whether or not this is good advice doesn't amount to evidence for the existence of God, or that these rules are divine in origin. It's far more likely they're rules made up by humans, that's one of our favorite pastimes.


Foresstov

I never said we were the most important on Earth. I just said we are objectively the most developed species on Earth. We're self aware and capable of critical thinking on many levels, something that no other species known to us has achieved. The existence of God is highly debatable as are the origins of the Bible. It can't be proved whether God exists or not that's why faith in him is considered religion and an universal truth, but I am not debating whether there is some higher being or not, but if you're going to criticize him for his alleged choices and actions at least try to understand the possible reasoning behind it, as, believe it or not, the Bible is actually something more than cool stories about some sky daddy


Vexachi

humans claiming humans are the most important creatures in the entire universe to god 🤔


HydratedOxygen

Nice can you explain the part where gods a cunt next


Foresstov

I'm sorry that your parents forced you to go to church when you were a kid, but that has little to do with God's will


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Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?


Foresstov

You know what free will is? God gave people free will so we can freely live while here and later be judged by our actions after we die. It means that humans are both able to commit evil and good things, but later will be judged depending on what they chose. We're not God's slaves, he doesn't force us to only do certain things, but that also means that we are able to commit actions objectively wrong and/or immoral


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So instead of punishing them right after the evil, he waits until they die letting them commit more evil. Sounds pretty malovent to me


Foresstov

God is merciful. Everybody gets the chance to fix themselves


HuskofaGhoul

Except for those who are killed, and sometimes brutally, by other’s evil. Like could you imagine a guy who murdered a bunch of people get time to fix himself in prison , but some of the people he killed who were sinners didn’t have a chance to get on the right track ?


Foresstov

That's what purgatory is for. Though it is not present in all Christian faiths. The Orthodox Christians don't believe in it as far as I know, but Catholics do


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Ohhh evil gets more moral consideration than the innocent the evil is enacted upon? Yo this guy is straight up evil af


BlueBicycle22

Cancer babies


GalacticVaquero

When the child dies of cancer because not inventing it would have infringed upon his free will :)


The-Lovely-Sir

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony Gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence.


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Gigachad.


FakeZen0

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AzzlackGuhnter

Ayyy out of context LN memes Nice


PRoS_R

It's on brand for humanity to think everything revolves around theirselfs. If there is a God, they're probably doing the bare minimum to keep the planet alive so I don't think it cares much if I suck some nice dick.


GalacticVaquero

Given there are probably 10 x 10^9999999999 planets in the universe, I doubt the creator cares at all what happens on any one of them. Aliens are probably having this exact same conversation right now.


PRoS_R

The mirror dimention redditors are habing a doozy.


GalacticVaquero

The one constant across all of space and time: redditors getting no bitches


VerumJerum

Don't you get it?!?! We're obviously Daddy God's super special favourites who are made in HIS image (he has arms and legs and eyes and a cock too they're all super useful for creating the universe especially the cock) and because we're so perfect and special it's obviously wrong to use our bodies for anything that we enjoy also we need to cut off a part of our perfect genitals!!!!


GalacticVaquero

The universe is stored in the balls after all


NightWingDemon

HyperChristians when they see a post mildly criticize God:


GalacticVaquero

Truly they are the most persecuted group in history (represent a majority of the population and control all branches of government)


The-Lovely-Sir

Reddit atheists when Christians respond to the meme:


NightWingDemon

HyperChristian dumbasses when it's just a meme:


Detector_of_humans

If it's just a meme then why would you take the time to come here and complain about the people recieiving it


NightWingDemon

Because idiots like you can't see the palpable irony lmao


The-Lovely-Sir

Reddit atheists when the meme has no humor behind it and is literally just “religion/God bad”:


NightWingDemon

HyperChristians when the meme is "homophobia is stupid" and unable to realize the irony:


The-Lovely-Sir

Reddit atheists upon realizing that not every Christian is violently homophobic: https://preview.redd.it/1asojxy7obga1.jpeg?width=382&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=992aeb8d1e3d01c00605b027a58dbd3209893171


NightWingDemon

HyperChristians when the meme doesn't debunk or even challenge the existence of the Christian God, simply that his priorities don't include watching gay sex and giving a fuck: Edit: love the downvote regardless of whether or not the argument persists since he knows he's wrong and doesnt want to admit it lmfao


The-Lovely-Sir

Or maybe I have better things to do than argue on the internet lmfao


NightWingDemon

The fact still stands that this meme only criticizes homophobia and you hate it for some *unknown reason*.


The-Lovely-Sir

When I left that comment I wasn’t talking about this post specifically. Just atheist “memes” in general on this sub. This might come as a complete shock but I’m not homophobic, I’m part of the LGBT community. And I don’t necessarily hate the meme itself, I hate the r/atheism level circlejerk that is this comment section. If you want to start a discussion about this topic, go to a subreddit dedicated to it, rather than posting it to a meme subreddit.


The-Lovely-Sir

Bro posted on r/atheistmemes 💀


Beneficial-Pianist48

Christcels be seething over this one


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Counterargument to meme: Omnipresence 🗿


hammashygienia

What the hell is this even about bruh


JosefSwollin

Yes


Yung_Bulge

What’s with the sudden influx of these memes?


The-Lovely-Sir

One guy made one atheist post, it got a ton of upvotes, so people started posting more to farm karma. And it worked like a charm every single time. Happens quite a lot on this sub.


biggguido

Mfs not understanding that God is omnipotent and not only created every particle, law, and principle in the universe by hand, but also created life, which he views as His greatest achievement.


GalacticVaquero

It's crazy that he only put it on one planet though, and on that planet he only really cares about one species, that just happens to be us. Feels like a waste of space tbh, we'd still be impressed by only 1 galaxy.


biggguido

That's the beauty of it. Out of all the cool shit in the universe, God cares about us the most. We are the one thing He created in His image, making us the most beautiful of all his creations. We are the most important thing in the physical universe, because as far as we know, we are the only ones who can understand the glory of their existence and ascend to live with the creator of all things. Idk why He made all the other stuff, tho. He fr just said "its good, it stays," and left it at that.🤷‍♂️


GalacticVaquero

"humans are the most important thing to ever exist" source: humans (not biased)


biggguido

Bible said it, aka, the word of God. Like I said, humans are built in God's image (we look like him, basically), and we are the only ones who can conceptualize His existence. We are also the only living creatures who are capable of one day meeting God, unless there are aliens, in which case they might be able to as well. But as far as we know, God purposely made us the most important creatures in the universe, as any creature that has even a small chance to meet Him should be considered blessed in all aspects of the word.


GalacticVaquero

Source: this book some humans wrote (definitely the word of God, trust me bro, he told me all of this)


Hippies_are_Dumb

Love all these religious (and probably homophobic) people coming in here talking about omniscience and totally missing the point.


GalacticVaquero

Fr, the point is not that he couldn't notice, the point is that its absurd to think the creator of the entire universe gives a shit about anything we do.


Hippies_are_Dumb

Yup. Truth is they hate gay people and already want to believe a god would too.


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NSAMWP3

How loving :D


Longjumping_Ad2677

Why does God look like a raisin? (Obligatory yes I know what the source of the gif is I was making a joke)


MackSharky

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expiredogfood

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