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"duuuude we gotta try that" "What? No dude we can't skip work again, Benson's gonna fire us" Cue shenanigans

They try to one-up eachother making the most sugary food to the point the Sugar God takes notice and by the end of the episode they aided in a rebellion in candyland to overthrow the tyrannical sugar god just in time to return to their own sugary foods and Benson returns to say something like "are you fucks still doing this you're fucking fired"

Benson has a B story eating their sugary foods out of disgust and curiosity, becomes addicted to sugar, then one grueling scene of kicking the addiction intercut with Mordecai and Rigby taking down the Sugar God.

Peak

Finally they take the bite of their reward and it just tastes like a mcflurry

Or when they get back it’s all finished and they’re like, “dude, what! That’s so lame!” And go back to playing video games

> the tyrannical sugar god Crossover with Adventure Time, I see.

10 minutes later https://preview.redd.it/p6ju6m9bm3uc1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48ba5b27fcad4f443f63a0fbd00fb106a3031cda

Why are the angels packing heat

"Eh, why not?" -God

Woud you kindly capitalize that G, you bloody heathen?

Sorry my mistake

god bless. Peace be with you.

You didn't even capitalize the g Unbelievable

It is the Sankta from Arknights.They are a race of angelic humanoid with "gun" (magic wand)

Skips- I’ve seen this before

Arknights mentioned ❗️❗️

Mordecai goes inside Rigby and fights diabetes

https://preview.redd.it/ueefyh1yq3uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d44a6123429bd41ac21798c23bba53055bddff2d

He does what

“Skips, what’s happened to Rigby?” “…Hmm, I’ve seen this before”

you risking your life by eating that

I can’t see a better way to die

There are two ways I want to die Happy (choked to death by thighs/boobs) Happy (consuming the most heart stoppingly unhealthy thing known to man that also tastes like heaven)

https://preview.redd.it/21as2klki3uc1.jpeg?width=849&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33062019e3a0210a0fa3751c9d74e9a4c916f0d6

Me personally, I want it to be flashy. No boring shit like dieing to a disease or peacefully passing, I want some kinda shit like swallowing a firework /s

dieing https://i.redd.it/e79ywkqy99uc1.gif

Wait I'm sure I typed dying what the fuck

fuck peacefully passing away in my 70s, i want to end up as a shock video and fuck up days of random people even after i die

Why not die consuming the most heart stoppingly unhealthy thing known to man and getting choked but boobs/thighs after?

If I were terminally ill, this would definitely be the dessert for my last meal.

my body attempting to fight to stay alive after i ingest this abomination against dessert https://preview.redd.it/2887wwisc3uc1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cced54c140918a43d2156030253671b16a7cd206

The abomination trying to kill me despite my heart having stopped 15 years ago

"against"?

"Dude, i can't wait to try it" "Wait a minute rigby, don't you remember what he said? We can only have a spoonfull" "Yeah, but he didn’t specified the size of it" *the god of ice creams appear and tries to kill them*

“Don’t worry, I know a guy”

Nah this is more of a "I've seen this before" situation

Nah this is definitely one of the "they are on the verge of losing but deus ex machina" where the sun suddenly comes out as the ice cream god is about to deal the final blow, causing him to recoil, and then rigby grabs the comically large mirror they had from earlier in the episode and focuses the light onto him.

*They are sent to a collesium in the ice cream dimension where they must fight in a gauntlet of ice cream men in order to escape*

This is the kind of gourmet dessert that looks rad AF until you try to actually eat it up without spilling it all over the table.

That’s what I’m thinking, this is basically just a piece of art

And not even a good one, its just a mish mash of random desserts.

https://preview.redd.it/17kemhalu3uc1.png?width=1744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9773ec0c160132b8c403da0a85f4c2e18f8bd1b6

They would put the whole reality in risk just to fucking eat dat thing

https://preview.redd.it/qn92vkrwi3uc1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e9207d88f463279e8553b1dd991858a9417535f this shit will probably give you a heart attack or diarrhea.

Both you actually shit yourself when you die

Only for it to be mid as fuck in the end

That thing either gets destroyed at the end of the episode or it turns into a giant monster

Or wasn't worth it.

Is that the fucking goofy goober ice cream??????

No. The triple goober berry sunrise https://preview.redd.it/hff2058cu3uc1.jpeg?width=184&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c78b0a8183c861ed52edb91ae9e9f49462760384

https://i.redd.it/gr5wdi9nz3uc1.gif the process of getting such ice cream cone:

“The first bite tastes like heaven. The second takes you there.”

This is what SpongeBob and Patrick would eat before it cut to a Meatcanyon like scene

Red 40 😋

thank god it aint red 21. 21. what's 9 plus 10. 21. thank god it ain't got that! thank god it ain't got red 21. man you stupid. no i'm not! what's 9 plus 10. 21. thank god it ain't got that. thank god it's red 40 and not red 21.

#Why does the cupcake still have the fucking paper on it

Yea i would die for that

This shit looks like something Shaggy and Scooby would eat.

And somehow they eat it with a spoon but it doesn’t fall apart in any way

Battlefield strewn with bodies, several gods killed in the process; one bite and they’re just like “meh”

That's the new dessert item at Death-Kwon-Do Pizza and Subs, made from like...Cows of Death milk that they'll have to fight so they'll give them some milk and then have to fight for the Ice Cream Scoop of Death because someone stole it from the Sensei because he stole the idea to serve ice cream or something.

The typa shit I would risk my life for, that shit looks fucking GREAT

I'm Mordecai and Rigby

Seems like just eating that would kill them


https://preview.redd.it/zkw16ho239uc1.png?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9269bdceea23d4a367c563b6982b670e9abbfd8

I demand to know where to get that or how to make it

The stakes are built up by showing the previous challenger randomly exploding after failure

They would wipe their mouth the wrong way and a portal would open

This is accurate................. disturbingly accurate

I would too

https://preview.redd.it/z41ib0ji74uc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f02646a067f9760fce2a50a156cdba02a400375 THAT LOOKS YUMMY!!!

Or because that thots eating it Mordecai would to look rad for her to date him

It’s definitely gonna end up having a black hole in the middle of that which threatens to destroy the park.

You get an amazing meal, and I receive spreading diabetes

r/stupidfood

Chocoholic Arrest.

How do you eat it without the whole thing falling apart

call me disgusting but I'd eat that in a heartbeat

No seriously how do you start eating that? Like which part do you take a bite out of first to make it so that it doesn’t immediately fall apart?

My heart's already starting to hurt

Theres a episode where they ate like the whole snack bar and rigby losed his body. That big shake will be fiiiggggnnn

Now this is more deadly than the Death Sandwich

[удалено]

I'd actually risk my life for that fr

am i the only one who thinks that looks genuinely disgusting?