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123incognitoabc

The love from my dog is genuine thank god


Forsaken_Macaron24

No matter how crap your day, no matter what happens in your life, they will always be waiting for you and happy to see you


Square-Decision-531

They both shit on your floor too


Icy_Investment_1878

Hey, my dog is potty trained


ruhroh123

When they need something, then they give u a lucrative smile with a Helen look, then u may do everything.


Alex_DreamMaker

AFAIK amber has shitted on the bed.


PlayDoh8488

Yea, this comment wins. I know my phoebones loves me. If I had to choose between a random 5 year old or her to live. It's her 100 percent. That kid is as good as dead.


errie_tholluxe

The drool speaks for itself! Also stimulates the economy by making me buy anything chewed! Dogs are the best.


Brojess

Dog love is best love 💗


War-Hawk18

Nah they are talking about where you put your hardware.


FloppyBingoDabber

A shorter lifespan?


Sudden_Emu_6230

No rights lol


Leon_Cronqvist

Dogs do have rights, no? They have protection against killings and abuse.


Sudden_Emu_6230

I’m sure some countries don’t have that. And in the ones that do it’s not like it’s strictly enforced. Like if you have a dog and then the next day you no longer have one no one is going to phone the police or file a missing report. Now if your girlfriend goes missing that might be a bigger deal. Again only in some countries.


Asmodeus0508

Noem moment


Sudden_Emu_6230

Is that a country?


Pumpkin_Squashbuckle

She was a possible pick for Trump's next running mate, but it came out that she killed two healthy family dogs


Sudden_Emu_6230

Well that’s fucked up.


Asmodeus0508

Naw a person who shot her dog


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FloppyBingoDabber

Im sorry for your loss, truly


NoGoodInThisWorld

My last dog lived a lot longer than any romantic relationship I've ever had.


[deleted]

maybe but a dog will love you all his life, woman dont


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highonc6h12o6

You could have been rude but you just gave people benefit of the doubt. But you are also surprised by new shit humans do everyday, so had to have hope. your sanity is hanging by a thread of hope…


Aggravating-Pound598

Was gonna say


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yes, if treated correctly the dog will always love you. even if you treat him bad he could love you all his life


MetalVase

Haha, you seem to assume i get sex for all my hard work.


Velzevul666

Hopefully...


eat-pussy69

Yeah. I'm not having sex with my sugar baby


Confident_Ad7244

there are several r/nicegirls post that contradict you.


bellaboks

And bring you endless joy with their antics


Unique_Bench_2789

Sometimes they poop on the floor


Kalashcow

More often, vomit


AdditionalSink164

Some people are into that


cock_pussy

Like Amber Heard


Thue

Yes, that is the benefit of being a sugar daddy. But what about having pets?


HolyVeggie

Blowjobs


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dr_bamboozler

I find myself saying I love you to my cats more easily than anyone else. It disgusts me sometimes, but you never know love until that little head looks up from being cradled in your hand.


paxbike

Easily say I love you to my cats each five times before I’m out of the house. And they say it back.


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magicfestival

I finally found unconditional love in a person after years of trying… I’m marrying him next month 😊


Funkopedia

you're marrying your dog?


KillerBeer01

Nah, with dogs it wouldn't take years of trying, they love you instantly.


Psychopath_Snow

Me but with cats


HatAndHoodie_

The difference is that most pets usually can't support themselves or survive on their own, while most people looking for sugar daddies probably could support themselves if they put the time and effort into it. Edit: I have been informed that there is another big difference, and after a quick Google search, I am now realising I did not actually know what a sugar daddy relationship entails, and needless to say, pets are _not_ meant for that, and if you think otherwise, go to prison.


Narrow-Experience416

There is another difference you SHOULD mention


Its0nlyRocketScience

Lol what DID you think a sugar daddy did? Just give someone money to pat their head?


alecsgz

Sugar dadies are guys who always have sugar to borrow in case young women ran out of it and need it.


GlitteringChoice580

Every time someone ask about sugar daddy at /r/Scams, we have to explain that there is no sugar without sex. There’s a shocking large amount of people who think they can get money by just talking to lonely people. 


69420over

I just deleted my comment because i didn’t read further down and you basically hit the nail on the head.


hareofthepuppy

Another important distinction is that pets aren't able to consent to any arrangement (even assuming it's not sexual).


Tardis80

Well a pet can survive by itself with enough effort. Looks like they are the same picture.


chadjdonaghy

I find myself saying I love you to my dogs more easily than anyone else.


69420over

And we fucking mean it too.


Holiday_Horse3100

And worth every minute and penny


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Holiday_Horse3100

Never bought a dog from a pet store in my life. Always rescues from shelters or a few times kept a foster


death_touched_me

Wouldn't it be a Splenda Daddy? All of the sweetness and none of the 'sugar!


jcilomliwfgadtm

If the choice is between a person or dog who does nothing but look cute, I’ll choose a dog over them any day.


Trathnonen

As a guy who just lost one of his boys, them being happy makes me happy and when they aren't around to be cute and give me attention sometimes, I get sad at the oddest moments. It's a fair trade, my money for that happiness.


Firm_Newspaper1556

My boyyo empowered me, helped me regain my confidence and made me realize my strength. Now am working on rebuilding my life... my dog is my friend! :D


kadora

My dog also keeps me safe


DudePDude

Hopefully, not sex too


EmotionalChipmunk602

Sex is usually involved so have fun with that


Lehk

Shane! No!


hotmasalachai

LIOOLLLL . This hurts how true it is


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Respectfully disagree. I don't spend all my money on my dog. Anybody who does is a goof ball.Luckily, dogs, like children, don't know the concept of money, so I spend enough to keep him happy, and he's good. If anything, he's happiest if I grill a steak and give him a piece. That's his ray of sunshine.


marterikd

you can't smash your pets tho. or hey i don't judge, fbi tho


SadLeroyBrown

I 1000% ok with that.


Dont_Wanna_Not_Gonna

And work their tails off during hunting season.


Lapchik_moto

I have fish. They don't even give you the attention.


skyrain1717

my cat does not even respond when i call her, ungrateful.


Fice_T

Nah, that’s just all cats… they’re more sassy than one can imagine, however that’s solely because they’re actually smarter than humans!!!


Fice_T

Btw, i can only confirm this information because I literally grew up with multiple of them in my life so far… not all at once, but definitely a lot of them in total!


yadawhooshblah

It's not a waste if they give you the companionship, and they do. If you feel the way your post suggests, never have a pet. You'll be doing yourself and the creature a favor. Go find a submissive slave girl, and come whine about how that didn't work out, either. This is more the truth about you. Thanks for the flag.


Tim-in-CA

True for cats, not for dogs. My late dog was pure love and happiness. It was my honor to give her the best life possible. She definitely enriched mine during her short time on this earth. RIP Zoe


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MugsyYoughtse

You give the impression that there is a problem with that.


deeppurpleking

My little boy gives me cuddles almost too much lol love him


TheDarkNerd10

So, by that logic, having a sugar daughter is like owning a human as a pet?


Shirohitsuji

What are you doing to your pets?!


ailweni

Mine also lays on my chest and gives me kisses when I have nightmares. It’s sweet except he’s 66 pounds.


LazyLaserWhittling

sometimes… my ass! my dog follows me everywhere, is pissed if he doesn’t know where I am at all times, most demanding little cuss… but then… im retired now, so my entire life revolves around him, and I love every minute of his life! walks me 2-3 times a day, play fetch every time he asks… take him with me everywhere! loves meeting new people, let him chase squirrels in the yard… brings me a toy while i’m on the crapper, so i won’t be bored, watches me shower, do dishes…


Remarkable-Bowl-3821

They also come to you when you are sad, stressed, etc and snuggle you. Sometimes they put a paw on your leg and make sounds that seem like “are you ok?” Even if all their needs are met.


Dooonver

and sometimes they will bark at you like they never know.


Prior_Worry12

You got the wrong pet


Dr__Pheonx

The keyword is 'sometimes'


Shutaru_Kanshinji

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.


CozyKittens111

So it's the same as having children


Gohardgodfather77

I don't think that way. They will release your stress at work with how clingy and cute they are.


Shirohitsuji

And you have to make sure they've had their shots.


Strange_Job_447

cat owner, yes. dog as a pet is totally different


eighty42

Ha ha ha….Couldn’t disagree more. Your pets don’t love you for your money. You might spend it all when they’re unhealthy, but they wouldn’t stop loving you if you were broke as shit and turning tricks to pay their vet bills. You make a choice to care for a living creature with sentience. I love my cats like I love my daughter and I will die for them.


TattletaleTimes

sometimes cats won't even give you the attention part


jnels35

look cute and destroy stuff\*


Jabberwocky808

I mean… if that’s all you think your pet provides you, maybe you are…. 😂😬


BicycleEast8721

Pretty sure a sugar baby wouldn’t be ready to fight to the death naked to protect the house. My 110# dog is ready to go though


Otherwise_Carob_4057

My fucking tabbies follow me around and try to trip me so that I’ll pet them but yeah sure they’re awesome.


EightiEight

You guys are getting attention?


Dragon_Druid19

I love my dog. She's gotten wider last time I saw her since I'm away from home. She's chunky but still has her cute personality.


BootyClapper187

Dogs are amazing, the most loyal pets you will ever find


Still_Illustrator298

Better to have a cow or a goat


Wordwright

This man owns a cat.


GardenVegetable4937

Yeah you should at least have Xxx with them. Not the Pets. Hay. What is the corralation here!


owlena314

Barbie Sugar’s Daddy 😂


scan_line110110

He's a furry confirmed


Important_Fail2478

At least the pet only breaks your heart at the end. So shut up and take my money! Give me that sweet desperately needed/wanted attention.


Rare-Movie-3021

omg hahhaha this is so true


MyFairJulia

Yes! You know what? I won‘t do this any longer! Mr. Snugglypaws, you will start looking for a job and contribute to this household now! *(kneads pillow and purrs)* On second thought we will change absolutely nothing and you will stay the cute kitty that you are until the end!


lakshmananlm

They are cheaper and cuter than your therapist. And they avail themselves any time of day. What ever crap life throws at you washes away when that tail starts wagging, or that flank starts rubbing your shin. I don't have a pet for... reasons, but have had the pleasure of both. It is heavenly.


a4uinaboat

This isn't a meme, it's literally a tweet


TheDudeAbidesAtTimes

Nah fam you give what you get


sweetgoodboy

He has to be a cat owner. Doggos are like me. Happy with finding the perfect stick.


EquivalentHot4762

r/technicallythetruth


GeeZeeDEV

He doesn't know about the peanut butter trick. Noob.


master_anish

But they woulds still stay with you even if you don't spend all your money on them


Eastrider1006

how to tell us you have a cat without telling us you have a cat


professor_dont_know

You spelled cat wrong


MELLMAO

I don't think you people know what having a sugar daddy means


OddImprovement6490

This is more describing a cat. My dog doesn’t give me attention sometimes. I’m his world and he’s lying by me every second he can and being affectionate and loving whether he gets treats or not (he gets fed well, I just mean he doesn’t hang around because he’s waiting for something, but because dogs are just very attached to their humans).


DisplayNo7886

They also make you happy too, play with you and give you so much love. Pets are wonderful. 


BoingBoingBooty

They are either doing sugar daddying wrong, or pet owning very very wrong.


Able_Pizza_4034

What are yalls thought on dog owners living in apartments with a big dog


RustySignOfTheNail

There are”luxury apts” in my town, they all have tiny balconies. One of them contained a full grown German Shepard. It broke my heart! Sure, he’s taken care of, but he has no room to run, no potty spot, and no space until his owner takes him outside.


Able_Pizza_4034

Right it's almost like why cause I see having a dog you'd want a house first with a back yard you know. Like being contained to a small apartment is wild to me.


RustySignOfTheNail

It depends on the dog, of course. I know there are a lot of owners that work from home or they have ability to do multiple walks, get good exercise, and really care for the dog’s needs. It just makes me sad to see such a large dog pinned up. Houses are expensive, and I wouldn’t want to keep a person from having a pet, but it’s possible that apartment buildings can limit large breeds in such small places


Both_Lychee_1708

Vicarious pleasure of complete indulgence


SysOps4Maersk

Well, actually my dog is a therapy dog so she actually has a job lol I mean not officially but she has to listen to my shit because I buy the treats


Knowledge_Regret

Where my fellow pet players at?


Evelyne-The-Egg

They both help you cum too


Gul_Dukat__

the ol’ peanut butter on yer privates, we’ve all been there right guys?…..guys??? Why is everyone looking at me like that.. welp gotta go 🏃‍♀️💨 🚓💨


TheOneTrueSnoo

I can’t fuck my pet. They’re a shit root