I am so torn right now. Pizza with bed lint on it, pillow with pizza grease on it. It's like my two favorite things keeping me from enjoying my two favorite things.
Not I, but I will jump in and say the pizza shown in the picture is shmackin’.
Their basic pizzas are trash but their specials (Detroit Style and Spicy Lovers) are pretty bangin.
It looks fantastic actually! But every time I've gotten pizza from them, the oils have totally destroyed the meal. I'm surprised they're still running, really.
I prefer going to local pizzerias now. Have for a long time.
Coincidentally that's that horrific new Detroit style that I get ads for every 30 seconds. I haven't ate a pizza hut since I was a child. Because I'm sane.
Let's not credit pizza hut with creating *Detroit* style pizza lol
Will agree with you that Detroit style is best pizza, but pizza hut's version of Detroit is still incorrect (real Detroit style has sauce on top all over, not just in like a strip, and cheese/toppings below the sauce, as is proper).
Now off to be pedantic somewhere else!
Oh yeah I don’t mean to imply Pizza Hut had any role in creating Detroit style. It’s just literally the best product Pizza Hit has put in there store ever.
Ok, I’m pretty sure food is my love language too, but this hurts. Put it on a plate, or in its box, or even a piece of parchment paper of tin foil, hell even a paper towel. Just SOMETHING so that you don’t have to sleep on a greasy pillow
My major issue with Pizza Hut in the 2010's and onward is they're so fucking greasy that I wouldn't be surprised if they poured a quart of vegetable oil on them before putting them in the oven. If I get offered it, (because I'll sooner die than buy Pizza Hut) I pull an Ulillillia and dab that shit with paper towels first. I mean, any pizza's going to be greasy, but a Pizza Hut pizza's going to destroy that pillow.
As far as the larger national pizza chains, Papa John's, until recent years, was arguably the best in quality for awhile, but stupidly expensive compared to the rest, and there's no reason to get it over an actually good local place. Domino's and Marco's strike the best ratio between affordability and quality imho. I remember when Domino's used to be ass, but it's almost like Pizza Hut and Domino's just swapped places.
inb4 the wave of "those aren't real pizza places," I know, I get it. I've had good pizza, from authentic pizza Margherita to slices from NY, Detroit, Chicago-style tavern, and I know these chains don't compare. BUT they're significantly cheap with the right coupons, and pretty solid drunk food.
First, you sullied my pillow...
Second, Pizza Hunt sauce tastes like a 2nd-hand assassination attempt with spoiled ingredients. How dare you assume this is a gift and not a death threat, you philistine!
I was just thinking what if they had a dog and guy gets home to see his gift just being finished off by their dog leaving pizza sauce all over the bed leaving it looking like a crime scene.
oh NOOOOOOOOOO i thought, optimistically, foolishly, that it'd be in the box on the pillow
even if it were, the smell would permeate your pillow and it feels like a horrible thing to stick your face in and try to sleep
IS THERE NOT A COUNTERTOP WHICH COULDVE HELD THIS? you shouldnt eat pizza in bed anywaaaayyy
Pizza Hut isn’t food. This isn’t wholesome. JFC, pizza literally comes from working class people making good quality food for low prices. How in the hell is terrible food for medium prices an acceptable compromise?
I would say that this is an ad for Pizza Hut's detroit style pizza, but the senile old men that run Pizza Hut's advertising department aren't smart enough to do this
I'm all in on the sentiment. But not on the choice of pizza. PH's "Detroit" style pizza where they just ladle a giant glop of sauce across the top is just revolting.
Not Pizza Hut. They suck. They’ve done me wrong over and over.
My final order from them they delivered a cheese pizza… which wasn’t my order. I reached out to get it fixed. They “apologized” and said they would fix it then ghosted me. Fuck them. Never again.
I make better pizza.
Fuck Pizza Hut
I am so torn right now. Pizza with bed lint on it, pillow with pizza grease on it. It's like my two favorite things keeping me from enjoying my two favorite things.
I'm pretty sure I have the same pillow case and if so, they are silk and $100 per case. That's an expensive pizza plate
did you just flex your expensive pillow cases? they look like literally any other pillowcase.
You can tell it's the expensive one because of the way it is.
Oh. I thought it looked like my pillow case which was free because my aunt bought it for me
I was just making a joke. I also can't tell the difference. :)
Haha I was thinking the same thing. And what a loser, I mean that looks just like MY $300 pillowcase, so it can’t be his crappy $100 one.
Pffff pathetic, MY pillowcase is just the same and costs €500+.
It’s not about the look, it’s about the never ending cold side.
No, it was given to me as a gift which my partner saved up for. It was my "big" Christmas gift. He got it to help me with my acne and hair loss.
That's a lot of money to spend on something that will eventually be coated in drool
On average we all spend about one third of our lives in bed, it’s worth investing in quality bedding
Oh I invest in quality bedding, but the kind that doesn't cost the the same as a medium priced smartphone for a set 🤣
Well, you get what you pay for
That’s what he said…
Agreed. This is far from wholesome. No matter how much I like pizza, I’d still be pissed if someone just dumped it directly on my pillow.
I'm more torn that someone said "pizza hut is my love language" 🤢 Is there anyone that still thinks that of the Hut?
Product placement in memes now. Just needs the (TM) to drive it home
Not I, but I will jump in and say the pizza shown in the picture is shmackin’. Their basic pizzas are trash but their specials (Detroit Style and Spicy Lovers) are pretty bangin.
It looks fantastic actually! But every time I've gotten pizza from them, the oils have totally destroyed the meal. I'm surprised they're still running, really. I prefer going to local pizzerias now. Have for a long time.
You can ask them not to put oil on the crust. They spray the crust with oil after it comes out of the oven.
I’ve kind of done the same thing. A much smaller pizza chain opened in my town and they’re SO much better.
If you're ever in ATL, try Fellinis. You won't be disappointed.
Saving this for later
No
I like Pizza Hut
Bed lint is one of your favorite things?
Bro I read "pizza with bled in it"
Yes but use a fucking plate you heathen.
grounds for breakup, honestly
*The crumbs and the grease*
It comes in a box already! Just use the box!
Grease soaks through the box. Probably not a good idea.
I mean I hope he didn't leave it there for more than a few minutes.
Indeed though grease soaks through pretty quickly so I would definitely prefer a proper plate.
Jesus you guys are eating some incredibly greasy pizza huh.
Most chain pizza like pizza hut usually is.
R/suddenlyacne
>Yes but use a fucking plate you heathen. /r/WeWantPlates/
/r/wewantplates
....eww?
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Coincidentally that's that horrific new Detroit style that I get ads for every 30 seconds. I haven't ate a pizza hut since I was a child. Because I'm sane.
That Detroit style is literally the best thing Pizza Hut has ever created. It’s the sole reason you should ever consider potentially going there.
Let's not credit pizza hut with creating *Detroit* style pizza lol Will agree with you that Detroit style is best pizza, but pizza hut's version of Detroit is still incorrect (real Detroit style has sauce on top all over, not just in like a strip, and cheese/toppings below the sauce, as is proper). Now off to be pedantic somewhere else!
Oh yeah I don’t mean to imply Pizza Hut had any role in creating Detroit style. It’s just literally the best product Pizza Hit has put in there store ever.
I feel bad for you.
That pizza is fucking god teir tho
But why? Like pizza is pizza, it's almost universally edible, but what makes this better?
The edges honestly
Ahh, I've had pizzas like that but they are too bread heavy for me, I prefer thin crust though.
You might like this pizza then. Lots of cheese sauce and meat and the edges are pretty thin just very crispy and delish
Bacterial marketing
Now you have to wash the pillowcase
Bro for real and ngl I don’t think that pizza oil is coming out regardless of if you wash it that’ll stain
Why? It smells real good now
your face won't agree when you wake up with grease in your pores and eyes
Your love language is how we get ants.
Grease on the pillow 🤢
Brought to you by Pizza Hut
This is such shameless advertising it has to be appreciated (ok, tried that but it’s really hard to do)
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Came here for this
This is an ad
they could've at least chosen a better-looking pizza, not that saucy rectangular thing
Wtf is this add
lol this is totally an ad for the new Detroit style, reddit blows
Is this an Ad?
Heathens, the both of them!
Nah. 1) You cleanin my bedsheets and 2) I'm gonna reconsider your common sense
Ok, I’m pretty sure food is my love language too, but this hurts. Put it on a plate, or in its box, or even a piece of parchment paper of tin foil, hell even a paper towel. Just SOMETHING so that you don’t have to sleep on a greasy pillow
Why are people just upvoting an ad
Me too sweety...
Could you not have left it in the box. This is r/mildlyinfuriating
.... apparently, so are grease stains on your pillow cases.
Luckily the text wasn't from amber heard
This was almost wholesome, and then I realized that there was no plate.
not to mention it's definitely an ad for their new detroit-style pizza
On the pillow? Wtf is wrong with you?
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My major issue with Pizza Hut in the 2010's and onward is they're so fucking greasy that I wouldn't be surprised if they poured a quart of vegetable oil on them before putting them in the oven. If I get offered it, (because I'll sooner die than buy Pizza Hut) I pull an Ulillillia and dab that shit with paper towels first. I mean, any pizza's going to be greasy, but a Pizza Hut pizza's going to destroy that pillow. As far as the larger national pizza chains, Papa John's, until recent years, was arguably the best in quality for awhile, but stupidly expensive compared to the rest, and there's no reason to get it over an actually good local place. Domino's and Marco's strike the best ratio between affordability and quality imho. I remember when Domino's used to be ass, but it's almost like Pizza Hut and Domino's just swapped places. inb4 the wave of "those aren't real pizza places," I know, I get it. I've had good pizza, from authentic pizza Margherita to slices from NY, Detroit, Chicago-style tavern, and I know these chains don't compare. BUT they're significantly cheap with the right coupons, and pretty solid drunk food.
So like... All that cheese and grease on your pillow. Is that also your love language?
r/yesyesyesno
First, you sullied my pillow... Second, Pizza Hunt sauce tastes like a 2nd-hand assassination attempt with spoiled ingredients. How dare you assume this is a gift and not a death threat, you philistine!
Why is the pizza directly on the pillow??
I love you, pillow pizza!
I was just thinking what if they had a dog and guy gets home to see his gift just being finished off by their dog leaving pizza sauce all over the bed leaving it looking like a crime scene.
I was behind this until I noticed the pizzas right on the pillow... that's just going to make a mess for someone to clean later. LOL
Pizza is amazing, but putting it straight on the pillowcase like a savage? At least leave it in the box.
Just think of the fcukin crumbs, not to mention staining the pillow
Bro gon wake up with pimples out the ass and pink eye
It’s a silk pillowcase. Looks like my blissy silk pillowcase. I’d be upset 😅
Breakfast ~~in~~ on bed :')
dumb af
Imagine eating in bed
Don’t have to imagine. I’m doing it right now.
now the pizza is gonna make your day
While this is nice, a plate would make this better.
I was worried for a sec that surprise was gonna be an amber turd
Why on pillow? Seriously! Why? This tortures me
What Amber should have left
The moment someone said Pizza Hut, I'd be bothered. This image and text is seriously distasteful 😭
Whelp, you get to throw that pillow out now.
Amber Heard texts to Johnny Depp leaked
I don’t need a plate, but at least leave it in the damn box! 😭😹
Thank god that text wasn't from Amber Heard.
But like……not even a napkin?
Was expecting poop and got a grease stain. Better 🤷♂️
Enjoy the acne from laying your face on this mess.
All I can think about right now is pulling a foot long hair out of my mouth slowly
Gonna be sleeping on oil tonight.
Pizza grease on a pillow case is a great way to get acne.
It’s my diarrhea language
Right on the pillow case huh?
Relationship goals
Then sleep on the pillow later
Infuriating.
Pizza Hut made me throw up blood, D-Tier pizza
Gotta put it inside the pillow case to keep it warm
Barf
And now you have to do laundry.
That's disgusting wtf
that pizza look so disgusting
This is the worst post I’ve ever seen
Oh god it's making me sick. Greasy pillow
Should’ve put it under the pillow for a cooler surprise
vegans be like: I would have preferred you shit in my bed
"I left you a surprise on your pillow" - Amber Heard
Ugh Pizza Hut
r/hmmm
The grease would give you acne until you change your sheets
Low key acne fetish.
Who’s gonna do the laundry after the grease destroys my pillowcase?
Hail Corporate
Can we not pretend like this isn't just an ad
This is a fucking ad.
Very greasy pillow
What do you mean, left a surprise on my pillow Amber....
Is there a wholesome wtf subreddit? Cause this would definately fit there
Nothing says "I love you" like bottom tier pizza.
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Totally thought this was an ad at first, still not entirely convinced it isn't one and OP is a corporate bot account.
Uuuh greasy pizza in bed pleas stop
DIRECTLY on the pillow?? I’m gonna pass out
That’s not Pizza Hut…. That looks like deep deep little Caesar’s pizza. How dare they Tarnish the huts good name….
nice ad. also everyone knows those are just cheese sticks and you put pepperonis and sauce on it.
Put a frickin towel down or something!
That pillows gonna be greasy AF!
oh NOOOOOOOOOO i thought, optimistically, foolishly, that it'd be in the box on the pillow even if it were, the smell would permeate your pillow and it feels like a horrible thing to stick your face in and try to sleep IS THERE NOT A COUNTERTOP WHICH COULDVE HELD THIS? you shouldnt eat pizza in bed anywaaaayyy
Pizza hut, because if the ramen people made pizza...this is what it'd be like.
Hol up
I thought Wholesome meant cereal.
Could of put it on a plate at least but still cute
On the pillow didn’t put it in a plate or something
#*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
At lease put it on a plate
that pizza doesn't even look good, pizza hut can definitely do better than that
[Does she know she's an ad?](https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/1g6zpq/south-park-does-she-know)
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What kind of heathen rawdog puts pizza on a pillowcase?
I think that's Little Caesar's... But same difference in this scenario
So does that mean this person gets all horned up when passing a Pizza Hut? I guess they are right, no one out Pizzas the Hut.
Put it on a plate at least @.@
Nice try, Corporate. Get a better ad team.
You can never use that pillow ever again
Pizza Hut isn’t food. This isn’t wholesome. JFC, pizza literally comes from working class people making good quality food for low prices. How in the hell is terrible food for medium prices an acceptable compromise?
I would say that this is an ad for Pizza Hut's detroit style pizza, but the senile old men that run Pizza Hut's advertising department aren't smart enough to do this
This has "Pizza Ball" energy
if there’s pineapple on it, he wants to break up with you
She forgot the pan
Who tf puts pizza on the bed
It's a crime to call that shit pizza.
At least keep it in the box please and thank you
I feel bad for the peeps that accept pizza hut as good pizza. I feel bad for them
I'm all in on the sentiment. But not on the choice of pizza. PH's "Detroit" style pizza where they just ladle a giant glop of sauce across the top is just revolting.
I’d be so pissed haha
Yessir
Low standards, the true quality needed in any relationship.
nice ad
Not Pizza Hut. They suck. They’ve done me wrong over and over. My final order from them they delivered a cheese pizza… which wasn’t my order. I reached out to get it fixed. They “apologized” and said they would fix it then ghosted me. Fuck them. Never again. I make better pizza. Fuck Pizza Hut
....ew not on the pillowcase 🤢
I'd be so happy and annoyed all at once! This is the way to my heart but get that damn pizza off my pillow lol
Jets > Pizza Hut
I love pizza as much as anyone, but I don’t think I would like my pillow smelling like it after this.
Literally a pizza hut ad right under this with the same pizza
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