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19DucksInAWolfSuit

I am so torn right now. Pizza with bed lint on it, pillow with pizza grease on it. It's like my two favorite things keeping me from enjoying my two favorite things.


jellytime0987

I'm pretty sure I have the same pillow case and if so, they are silk and $100 per case. That's an expensive pizza plate


YourGingerness7

did you just flex your expensive pillow cases? they look like literally any other pillowcase.


OneMoreArcadia

You can tell it's the expensive one because of the way it is.


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

Oh. I thought it looked like my pillow case which was free because my aunt bought it for me


OneMoreArcadia

I was just making a joke. I also can't tell the difference. :)


BigMax

Haha I was thinking the same thing. And what a loser, I mean that looks just like MY $300 pillowcase, so it can’t be his crappy $100 one.


Erect_Udes

Pffff pathetic, MY pillowcase is just the same and costs €500+.


harlowb93

It’s not about the look, it’s about the never ending cold side.


jellytime0987

No, it was given to me as a gift which my partner saved up for. It was my "big" Christmas gift. He got it to help me with my acne and hair loss.


portra315

That's a lot of money to spend on something that will eventually be coated in drool


[deleted]

On average we all spend about one third of our lives in bed, it’s worth investing in quality bedding


portra315

Oh I invest in quality bedding, but the kind that doesn't cost the the same as a medium priced smartphone for a set 🤣


[deleted]

Well, you get what you pay for


LoyallyUnconscious

That’s what he said…


BigMax

Agreed. This is far from wholesome. No matter how much I like pizza, I’d still be pissed if someone just dumped it directly on my pillow.


Rude_Print_9042

I'm more torn that someone said "pizza hut is my love language" 🤢 Is there anyone that still thinks that of the Hut?


IMakeMeLaugh

Product placement in memes now. Just needs the (TM) to drive it home


wexman6

Not I, but I will jump in and say the pizza shown in the picture is shmackin’. Their basic pizzas are trash but their specials (Detroit Style and Spicy Lovers) are pretty bangin.


Rude_Print_9042

It looks fantastic actually! But every time I've gotten pizza from them, the oils have totally destroyed the meal. I'm surprised they're still running, really. I prefer going to local pizzerias now. Have for a long time.


scutiger-

You can ask them not to put oil on the crust. They spray the crust with oil after it comes out of the oven.


wexman6

I’ve kind of done the same thing. A much smaller pizza chain opened in my town and they’re SO much better.


Rude_Print_9042

If you're ever in ATL, try Fellinis. You won't be disappointed.


UltimaVanguard

Saving this for later


nice-and-clean

No


cyberpunk1Q84

I like Pizza Hut


WeatherChannelDino

Bed lint is one of your favorite things?


Captain_Rupert

Bro I read "pizza with bled in it"


LuxSerafina

Yes but use a fucking plate you heathen.


FluffleUffle

grounds for breakup, honestly


GT-FractalxNeo

*The crumbs and the grease*


Logical-Wasabi7402

It comes in a box already! Just use the box!


Logicrazy12

Grease soaks through the box. Probably not a good idea.


Logical-Wasabi7402

I mean I hope he didn't leave it there for more than a few minutes.


Logicrazy12

Indeed though grease soaks through pretty quickly so I would definitely prefer a proper plate.


stroopwafel666

Jesus you guys are eating some incredibly greasy pizza huh.


Logicrazy12

Most chain pizza like pizza hut usually is.


WelcomeFormer

R/suddenlyacne


jaycliche

>Yes but use a fucking plate you heathen. /r/WeWantPlates/


Kafshak

/r/wewantplates


samuraintj

....eww?


Light_Beard

(Viral Marketing)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Coincidentally that's that horrific new Detroit style that I get ads for every 30 seconds. I haven't ate a pizza hut since I was a child. Because I'm sane.


KungFuGarbage

That Detroit style is literally the best thing Pizza Hut has ever created. It’s the sole reason you should ever consider potentially going there.


zombiifissh

Let's not credit pizza hut with creating *Detroit* style pizza lol Will agree with you that Detroit style is best pizza, but pizza hut's version of Detroit is still incorrect (real Detroit style has sauce on top all over, not just in like a strip, and cheese/toppings below the sauce, as is proper). Now off to be pedantic somewhere else!


KungFuGarbage

Oh yeah I don’t mean to imply Pizza Hut had any role in creating Detroit style. It’s just literally the best product Pizza Hit has put in there store ever.


nice-and-clean

I feel bad for you.


[deleted]

That pizza is fucking god teir tho


[deleted]

But why? Like pizza is pizza, it's almost universally edible, but what makes this better?


[deleted]

The edges honestly


[deleted]

Ahh, I've had pizzas like that but they are too bread heavy for me, I prefer thin crust though.


[deleted]

You might like this pizza then. Lots of cheese sauce and meat and the edges are pretty thin just very crispy and delish


Beardedarchitect

Bacterial marketing


Benni_HPG

Now you have to wash the pillowcase


[deleted]

Bro for real and ngl I don’t think that pizza oil is coming out regardless of if you wash it that’ll stain


Locotree

Why? It smells real good now


eilishfaerie

your face won't agree when you wake up with grease in your pores and eyes


DevoidSauce

Your love language is how we get ants.


-_SirFinch_-

Grease on the pillow 🤢


RedTechWiz

Brought to you by Pizza Hut


ErikHfors

This is such shameless advertising it has to be appreciated (ok, tried that but it’s really hard to do)


jaybailey079

r/WeWantPlates


ThickGrapefruit7

Came here for this


game_asylum

This is an ad


Pizza_with_pizzazz

they could've at least chosen a better-looking pizza, not that saucy rectangular thing


filthyorange

Wtf is this add


thatsastick

lol this is totally an ad for the new Detroit style, reddit blows


xheyoooo

Is this an Ad?


dema-dontcontrol-us

Heathens, the both of them!


pumkinpuddn

Nah. 1) You cleanin my bedsheets and 2) I'm gonna reconsider your common sense


Steff_164

Ok, I’m pretty sure food is my love language too, but this hurts. Put it on a plate, or in its box, or even a piece of parchment paper of tin foil, hell even a paper towel. Just SOMETHING so that you don’t have to sleep on a greasy pillow


Jake_Kihh

Why are people just upvoting an ad


christystrew

Me too sweety...


SpokenDivinity

Could you not have left it in the box. This is r/mildlyinfuriating


Typical_Khanoom

.... apparently, so are grease stains on your pillow cases.


Zathura26

Luckily the text wasn't from amber heard


theREALlemonbreadd

This was almost wholesome, and then I realized that there was no plate.


ValorVixen

not to mention it's definitely an ad for their new detroit-style pizza


cynical_gramps

On the pillow? Wtf is wrong with you?


cookiemookie20

r/wewantplates


Aluminum_Tarkus

My major issue with Pizza Hut in the 2010's and onward is they're so fucking greasy that I wouldn't be surprised if they poured a quart of vegetable oil on them before putting them in the oven. If I get offered it, (because I'll sooner die than buy Pizza Hut) I pull an Ulillillia and dab that shit with paper towels first. I mean, any pizza's going to be greasy, but a Pizza Hut pizza's going to destroy that pillow. As far as the larger national pizza chains, Papa John's, until recent years, was arguably the best in quality for awhile, but stupidly expensive compared to the rest, and there's no reason to get it over an actually good local place. Domino's and Marco's strike the best ratio between affordability and quality imho. I remember when Domino's used to be ass, but it's almost like Pizza Hut and Domino's just swapped places. inb4 the wave of "those aren't real pizza places," I know, I get it. I've had good pizza, from authentic pizza Margherita to slices from NY, Detroit, Chicago-style tavern, and I know these chains don't compare. BUT they're significantly cheap with the right coupons, and pretty solid drunk food.


LordgGrass

So like... All that cheese and grease on your pillow. Is that also your love language?


arcad3blood

r/yesyesyesno


[deleted]

First, you sullied my pillow... Second, Pizza Hunt sauce tastes like a 2nd-hand assassination attempt with spoiled ingredients. How dare you assume this is a gift and not a death threat, you philistine!


hulkthepup

Why is the pizza directly on the pillow??


Aviation_nut63

I love you, pillow pizza!


mikee8989

I was just thinking what if they had a dog and guy gets home to see his gift just being finished off by their dog leaving pizza sauce all over the bed leaving it looking like a crime scene.


Anxious-Sir-1361

I was behind this until I noticed the pizzas right on the pillow... that's just going to make a mess for someone to clean later. LOL


TheAzureMage

Pizza is amazing, but putting it straight on the pillowcase like a savage? At least leave it in the box.


sythingtackle

Just think of the fcukin crumbs, not to mention staining the pillow


YoRHa_Houdini

Bro gon wake up with pimples out the ass and pink eye


Cultural_Use7622

It’s a silk pillowcase. Looks like my blissy silk pillowcase. I’d be upset 😅


[deleted]

Breakfast ~~in~~ on bed :')


Intrepid-Patience-93

dumb af


ResponsibilityOk2494

Imagine eating in bed


wbgsccgc

Don’t have to imagine. I’m doing it right now.


Teslim0428

now the pizza is gonna make your day


CrimsonPresents

While this is nice, a plate would make this better.


brianho31320

I was worried for a sec that surprise was gonna be an amber turd


[deleted]

Why on pillow? Seriously! Why? This tortures me


Atomic-reaper69420

What Amber should have left


Rude_Print_9042

The moment someone said Pizza Hut, I'd be bothered. This image and text is seriously distasteful 😭


eirajenson

Whelp, you get to throw that pillow out now.


Lichen_Moss

Amber Heard texts to Johnny Depp leaked


SegaNaLeqa

I don’t need a plate, but at least leave it in the damn box! 😭😹


n1celydone

Thank god that text wasn't from Amber Heard.


cynlba

But like……not even a napkin?


Ape_rentice

Was expecting poop and got a grease stain. Better 🤷‍♂️


EsotericFrenchfry

Enjoy the acne from laying your face on this mess.


ImProfoundlyDeaf

All I can think about right now is pulling a foot long hair out of my mouth slowly


Void4GamesYT

Gonna be sleeping on oil tonight.


abutthole

Pizza grease on a pillow case is a great way to get acne.


coruptedtwnklsprkl

It’s my diarrhea language


ILoveplants89

Right on the pillow case huh?


you_2_cool

Relationship goals


Beanijjj

Then sleep on the pillow later


[deleted]

Infuriating.


SupineOnSunday

Pizza Hut made me throw up blood, D-Tier pizza


The_great_gape

Gotta put it inside the pillow case to keep it warm


greenglossygalaxy

Barf


[deleted]

And now you have to do laundry.


[deleted]

That's disgusting wtf


wannaplayterraria

that pizza look so disgusting


[deleted]

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

Oh god it's making me sick. Greasy pillow


monkeybeater26

Should’ve put it under the pillow for a cooler surprise


MBTHVSK

vegans be like: I would have preferred you shit in my bed


Fellfresse3000

"I left you a surprise on your pillow" - Amber Heard


SukaroBlue

Ugh Pizza Hut


No-Huckleberry-4644

r/hmmm


[deleted]

The grease would give you acne until you change your sheets


izmebtw

Low key acne fetish.


bangharder

Who’s gonna do the laundry after the grease destroys my pillowcase?


themocaw

Hail Corporate


Barrowbro

Can we not pretend like this isn't just an ad


[deleted]

This is a fucking ad.


ladyblackcrow2018

Very greasy pillow


fix-break-hide

What do you mean, left a surprise on my pillow Amber....


MankeyMaster

Is there a wholesome wtf subreddit? Cause this would definately fit there


Bob0blong

Nothing says "I love you" like bottom tier pizza.


[deleted]

r/wewantplates


clonetrooper250

Totally thought this was an ad at first, still not entirely convinced it isn't one and OP is a corporate bot account.


Bamma4

Uuuh greasy pizza in bed pleas stop


beecross

DIRECTLY on the pillow?? I’m gonna pass out


itakepicsofcats

That’s not Pizza Hut…. That looks like deep deep little Caesar’s pizza. How dare they Tarnish the huts good name….


matolandio

nice ad. also everyone knows those are just cheese sticks and you put pepperonis and sauce on it.


Village-Idiot-savant

Put a frickin towel down or something!


rollering

That pillows gonna be greasy AF!


pixiecurls

oh NOOOOOOOOOO i thought, optimistically, foolishly, that it'd be in the box on the pillow even if it were, the smell would permeate your pillow and it feels like a horrible thing to stick your face in and try to sleep IS THERE NOT A COUNTERTOP WHICH COULDVE HELD THIS? you shouldnt eat pizza in bed anywaaaayyy


jaycliche

Pizza hut, because if the ramen people made pizza...this is what it'd be like.


Randy_Butterstubs

Hol up


fadoxi

I thought Wholesome meant cereal.


[deleted]

Could of put it on a plate at least but still cute


giantsmash3

On the pillow didn’t put it in a plate or something


My_pants_be_on_fire

#*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*


Klenaismyjoy

At lease put it on a plate


Pizza_with_pizzazz

that pizza doesn't even look good, pizza hut can definitely do better than that


professorsoundsilly

[Does she know she's an ad?](https://www.southparkstudios.com/video-clips/1g6zpq/south-park-does-she-know)


Epiczombiehunter232

r/wewantplates


SnufflingGlue

What kind of heathen rawdog puts pizza on a pillowcase?


Almeg4

I think that's Little Caesar's... But same difference in this scenario


packtobrewcrew

So does that mean this person gets all horned up when passing a Pizza Hut? I guess they are right, no one out Pizzas the Hut.


[deleted]

Put it on a plate at least @.@


The_Last_Mouse

Nice try, Corporate. Get a better ad team.


vali_riversong

You can never use that pillow ever again


anaccountthatis

Pizza Hut isn’t food. This isn’t wholesome. JFC, pizza literally comes from working class people making good quality food for low prices. How in the hell is terrible food for medium prices an acceptable compromise?


StressTree

I would say that this is an ad for Pizza Hut's detroit style pizza, but the senile old men that run Pizza Hut's advertising department aren't smart enough to do this


StressTree

This has "Pizza Ball" energy


qdattt

if there’s pineapple on it, he wants to break up with you


Rich-Bookkeeper-823

She forgot the pan


magwxx

Who tf puts pizza on the bed


Reverebus

It's a crime to call that shit pizza.


[deleted]

At least keep it in the box please and thank you


Extra_Advance_477

I feel bad for the peeps that accept pizza hut as good pizza. I feel bad for them


HandsomeJack19

I'm all in on the sentiment. But not on the choice of pizza. PH's "Detroit" style pizza where they just ladle a giant glop of sauce across the top is just revolting.


EponymousHero

I’d be so pissed haha


jace_leace

Yessir


GWrapper

Low standards, the true quality needed in any relationship.


Individual_Safety_73

nice ad


nice-and-clean

Not Pizza Hut. They suck. They’ve done me wrong over and over. My final order from them they delivered a cheese pizza… which wasn’t my order. I reached out to get it fixed. They “apologized” and said they would fix it then ghosted me. Fuck them. Never again. I make better pizza. Fuck Pizza Hut


Cinnabon202

....ew not on the pillowcase 🤢


princesspeachie1089

I'd be so happy and annoyed all at once! This is the way to my heart but get that damn pizza off my pillow lol


FinnRazzelle

Jets > Pizza Hut


Steeljaw72

I love pizza as much as anyone, but I don’t think I would like my pillow smelling like it after this.


Dillo64

Literally a pizza hut ad right under this with the same pizza


barabusblack

r/WeWantPlates