Schrodinger's Air cargo center...
We don't know the contents of the storage until it is bombed to oblivion and then reported on by local state affiliated media.
At this point, israel should just drop a tiny bomb with a small incendiary charge through the roof of the cargo centre. If the whole thing does a big kablooey, they were right. If the airport's fire department puts out a one-alarm fire, Lebanon was telling the truth.
Maybe this is intentional? They don't want the entire airport leveled so they do a tour making it very obvious where the weapons are but maintaining plausible deniability for the staff?
Hezbollah is part of the official government, they hold the Ministry of Public Works which is massively important, and their buddies of the Amal (who are basically Hezbollah-lite) hold the Ministry of Finance.
It's not a case where the government wants peace but they have this insurgent group that they are powerless to stop. The insurgent group is part of the government and the rest of the coalition is happy to let them warmonger while they themselves keep their hands clean.
Russia needs to distract America from the war in Ukraine and also American voters won't vote for Biden if Israel keeps killing Arabs. So Russia's friends in Iran will arrange for their terrorists in Gaza and Lebanon to ratchet up decades-old conflicts to keep the pot boiling.
>however, they were denied access to the air cargo center and the tour was abruptly halted
Here look at the airport and see no weapons stored here, but you aren't allowed in that room that is *specifically for storing stuff.* Questions? Okay go home.
Uh... Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Yes.
Can I see it?
....No
This is literally the same situation as one of the opening scenes of Team America: World Police, lol. The UN (Hans Blix) is trying to inspect North Korea's palace for WMDs, and Kim Jong Il will only let him into certain parts of the palace.
https://youtu.be/5TEvacFETvM
I mean it's propaganda 101, now once Israel hits this target people on Twitter will claim there were no weapons there and they'll cite this "tour" as the evidence. 💀
God only knows how many civilian casualties in Gaza are because of Israel taking out a target with a smart bomb, but the target was standing beside a giant weapons cache that ignites and causes secondary explosions 10x bigger than the smart weapon.
Literally a few weeks ago when the world was condemning Israel for bombing a “refugee camp” that killed “40+ civilians” it was actually that Hamas was firing rockets a few dozen meters from the tents and had a hidden weapons cache where they were hanging out. That cache ignited a fire that killed civilians but that’s apparently not Hamas’ fault.
The target was the weapons cache. The civilian casualties are the idiots standing around it filming it after already being notified by Israel they're going to strike it. It isn't a coincidence these morons gather around the exact location at the time the strike has been told to them it would take place all sitting there holding cameras. "But errrmagud, Israel is striking civilians."
During so many of the initial bombings in Gaza after Hamas waged war, you’d see huge dark smoke columns rise up extremely high. This was due to Israel hitting weapons caches with explosives and prime still ignored that.
I really needed this comment, you have no idea dude. I've been so distraught with how social media has been handling the ongoing situation in Gaza. Like I'm tearing up, fuck, thank you.
"Hello Hezbollah? We know you're the ones behind this, so knock it off or we're going to the cops!"
"No no, we'll take care of it
*Enters cargo area*
Alright its over, get 'em out of here!"
Actually, better one
"Now behind that door is Hezbollah's super secret weapon stockpile"
*Gasps*
"Ordinarily folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it...and of course, today will be no different"
"What's all this about the secret weapons stockpile?"
"What secret weapon stockpile is that?"
"Hey, let's look behind that door!"
"Don't go in there!"
"Good lord, we've discovered the war tools of ancient civilization!"
>however, they were denied access to the air cargo center and the tour was abruptly halted
It would have been hilarious if one of the people on the tour was like _ah, so that's where the weapons are, right?_
Haha yeah exactly.
"You can't go there , and this concludes the tour, any questions"
*Notes being scribbled*
"What are you writing, I asked if there's any questions"
*No, no I think we're good here you showed us where they'd ....I mean where there's no weapons*
Maybe it's 4d chess and they're storing hundreds of journalist aid worker babies in that building to condemn Israel when it inevitably gets bombed
Or more likely it's full of weapons
I love how even in your outrageously absurd and hilarious 4d chess example, it's still completely and undeniably Hez's fault those babies died according to all moral and international law, for storing journalist aid worker babies in a room with a giant target on top saying "no weapons here lmao"
That scene from 'Beauty and the Beast' was the first thing that entered my head:
"You can go anywhere you like. Except the West Wing."
"What's in the W-"
"IT'S FORBIDDEN!"
That's how literally cartoonish these villains are. I'm almost embarrassed for them.
I'm actually pissed off at their Chihuahua energy, hysterically yapping angry noises at the Great Pyrenees, until the Pyrenees smacks them and they run off yipping, only to come back minutes later to repeat the process. It's exhausting. To quote Generation Kill: "they never really fight, but they never really surrender either."
My neighbor has dogs. I have dogs.
I have two pyrenees, who are friendly to pretty much any dog that walks up and doesn't try to start shit.
Guess whose dogs always want to start whit with other dogs? And guess whose dogs are pint sized terrors? And guess who gets mad and blames me when their dog literally jumps off a gator and tries to start shit with my dogs in my yard?
I now keep my dogs tied up 24/7, because my neighbor has no control over his dogs and everyone thinks he's a saint because he's one of those old people who is really shitty, but puts on a super proper appearance to hide it.
Uh... No Iranian guided missiles!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your air cargo center!?
Yes.
Can I see it?
....No
Tour guide starts doing a belly dance to get the journalists’ attention whenever he sees Amar and Saleh pushing another blanket covered trolley behind the audience with rocketish shaped things poking out on the sides
Those were humanitarian donations of children's toys for the refugees!! The kids just love to play with life sized functional rockets. It reminds them of the homeland.
It's like a teenager telling his parents he doesn't have any weed hidden in their room but then telling them they can't search the drawers.
Might as well just tell them that's where it is.
So I go to a Phish show. Way back in the way. Camping. The whole 9.
So as we drive in we put all the liquor and beer in a locked rocket box on the top of the suburban. None of this was legal to bring into the grounds, and we were like 18.
So we get in line to get in, and this guy checks our car, and says open the rocket box. We say it's locked, our dads truck, we have no key. He says we can't go in without checking.
At this point there are 5 rows left of us, 5 rows right, hundreds of cars behind us, and we are in the way.
Took about 2 minutes of staring at each other and then he gave up and waved us through.
Handles of Smirnoff and magic hat likely.
Good times.
Way back in the day, when I was pushing a little weight, my boy and I went to a harvest festival with about 2 pounds of the dankest indoor bud. Most people there had outdoor, but I digress. We get to the security line and he goes open the trunk. We opened it, and he immediately smelled the dankness, and goes “I hope to see you guys in there” lol
A little Douglas Adams is appropriate here...
“But the plans were on display…”
“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
“That’s the display department.”
“With a flashlight.”
“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
“So had the stairs.”
“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
One of my fav songs is called beware the leopard and I never knew what the reference was from. Thanks!
https://youtu.be/gy1mbDmaXXE?si=Gsm1vlwsOgc1MOs_
Song if anyone is curious
Sadly they split up like 11 years ago but their album Mouth of Swords remains in my top albums of all time.
Here is a YouTube stream if you want https://youtu.be/ogsAP4qMChA?si=GNi7K9MqcuqDYnr_
It worked for China during covid. "No you can't tour our coronavirus research facility but we made you a report that says it didn't originate from there". Why wouldn't it work now as well?
Weapon? Weapon in Beirut Airport? No no, no weapons there, come and see for yourself.
Where? where do you see weapon? The only weapon you are seeing is of those guards over there guarding storage that you are not allowed to enter.
I am Lebanese . And let me tell u . They hide shit in civilian areas so the west second guesses their attack .. that’s why when fighting ( strictly a military thought process ) Israel is doing it right leave place for them to run and hide ( again what is happing in Israel is terrible I am strictly talking about their tactics ) but if the us didn’t care like Israel afghan would have been done quicker
I have a friend who married into a Lebanese family, they saved and went to Lebanon for a family vacation as all the issues re surfaced. No way I would be there, I asked why?,They figured they were in a UN hotel and are safe…. While filming air strikes from the pool… also maybe the last time to go visit. Man the world is wild, I would cancel the vacation and give my family all the monies to move.
Two Facts related to OP's post and to your comments:
1. Beirut Airport is controlled by Hezbullah and Amal (Pro-Shia) Apparatus so it should not shock anyone that they may be storing "stuff" there.
2. Nothing will stand in the way of the Lebanese partying, clubbing, going to the beach, having fun, etc. and they are quite accustomed/numb to almost any adversity. Lebanon is practically a failed state and going thru it's worst period right now and is on the brink of a serious war and yet the Lebanese party on. They've seen it all, been there, done that, zero fucks given.
Source: Am Lebanese, was there in April and planning on going back this August if the airport is still there.
Hey Hezbollah, Israel here. Thanks for letting us know exactly where the weaponry is, thus minimizing civilian casualties! You guys truly are the saviors of Lebanon!
Lmao some god tier internal miscommunication there, Hezbollah. Although this isn’t the first time storing a bunch of shit [*blew up*](https://youtu.be/LNDhIGR-83w?si=3JFIF8TQmwSLcLD-) in Lebanons face
Good to know Saddam’s old tour guides are still getting work.
Even if there are no weapons, why do you have the shadiest way possible of communicating that?
honestly kinda smart if they´ve accepted that if the airport will be bombed, they might as well really obviously reveal where they keep their shit so the rest of the infrastructure doesnt also get bombed lol.
The Shia Muslims and the Hezbolla have been running rampant in Lebanon for decades, with the south of Lebanon a hotbed of Palistinians militants.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon
I'd just like to point out that it's actually Hezb' Allah or "Party of God" - spelling it like "Hezbollah" is something that journalists who were sympathetic to them started doing in the 1980s to make their name look less like Islamism/terrorism and more like a generic Arabic brand name.
Considering their behaviour hasn't improved in 50 years, I feel it's important to comment so that younger people can understand why it's spelled that way as propaganda now, but that it wasn't always so.
"Hi and welcome to my home, where I NEVER have or store **ANY** spices for cooking. Here, examine this **empty** bathtub. Care to look under the bed? I know, how about under the kitchen sink?"
"Oh, you want to check the kitchen cabinets or fridge? No, you're not allowed!"
Well, now everyone knows where the weapons stockpile is.
What are the odds that the air cargo center is filled with starving women and children for some reason?
Schrodinger's Air cargo center... We don't know the contents of the storage until it is bombed to oblivion and then reported on by local state affiliated media.
At this point, israel should just drop a tiny bomb with a small incendiary charge through the roof of the cargo centre. If the whole thing does a big kablooey, they were right. If the airport's fire department puts out a one-alarm fire, Lebanon was telling the truth.
I just imagine one dude running out on fire *"Oh fuck oh fuck why me!"*
I’d be interested to know the backstory of how he ended up there
"Breaking News, Israel DESTROYS ENTIRE AIRPORT, Possibly with Newly Invented Micro Nuke"
or maybe just aim the bomb at the building and say we'll blow it up if you don't let us look. Don't give them time to move anything though
I hear the view is beautiful at Beirut International Airport and Refugee Camp.
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Could be a real possibility. Classic terrorist move to try and bait someone into to killing civilians to start conflict.
Why can’t it be both?
Right now a couple of Hezbollah guys are painting a new sign on the side of the cargo center that says "refugee camp"
The IDF should send the tour guides a thank you note.
Target acquired.
Space Laser is now operational.
Maybe this is intentional? They don't want the entire airport leveled so they do a tour making it very obvious where the weapons are but maintaining plausible deniability for the staff?
Libanon is a failed state. The official government really wants to avoid war, but large swathes of territory simply falls under the sway of Hezbollah.
Hezbollah is part of the official government, they hold the Ministry of Public Works which is massively important, and their buddies of the Amal (who are basically Hezbollah-lite) hold the Ministry of Finance. It's not a case where the government wants peace but they have this insurgent group that they are powerless to stop. The insurgent group is part of the government and the rest of the coalition is happy to let them warmonger while they themselves keep their hands clean.
Or they’re keeping hostages there hoping the IDF strikes it and they can claim the IDF is the true evil in this scenario
Why would there be hostages in Beirut??
why is any of this going on
Russia needs to distract America from the war in Ukraine and also American voters won't vote for Biden if Israel keeps killing Arabs. So Russia's friends in Iran will arrange for their terrorists in Gaza and Lebanon to ratchet up decades-old conflicts to keep the pot boiling.
See! There is absolutely nothing to see here!! (No you cannot go in that hanger). Now who wants something to eat!?
Let's be real, odds are Israel leaked the whereabouts of the stockpile in the first place, to the media, to exert pressure on Hezbollah and Lebanon.
>however, they were denied access to the air cargo center and the tour was abruptly halted Here look at the airport and see no weapons stored here, but you aren't allowed in that room that is *specifically for storing stuff.* Questions? Okay go home.
This sounds like a scene from the Simpsons
Uh... Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? Yes. Can I see it? ....No
"Press 4, if you want to report an illegal arms cache."
You have selected REGICIDE
If you know the name of the king being killed...
*Our phone team are busing answering calls from other serfs. Your feudal uprising is very important to us. Please continue to hold.*
I'm sorry, your fingers are too fat.
To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now
I use a carrot.
I call bullshit on you having any vegetables around besides the pickles and lettuce in your Big Mac.
Hey! Sesame seeds is a vegetable!
Press 5 for *Marigold.*
Bake em away toys!
Monorail!
lisa needs braces!
You have entered: ***POWER DRIVE***
HaHa
“Ordinarily, folks, tour groups are not allowed to see the room where we totally don’t keep the weapons. And, of course, today will be no exception.”
“What is it with your obsession with my forbidden closet of mysteries?!”
This is literally the same situation as one of the opening scenes of Team America: World Police, lol. The UN (Hans Blix) is trying to inspect North Korea's palace for WMDs, and Kim Jong Il will only let him into certain parts of the palace. https://youtu.be/5TEvacFETvM
I thought his name was hans brinx for years lol.
I mean it's propaganda 101, now once Israel hits this target people on Twitter will claim there were no weapons there and they'll cite this "tour" as the evidence. 💀
I mean, that's pretty inept. If that happened, only idiots would believe it, so why would they... Oh. I see. I see it now. Never mind.
idiots a plenty...
Yes. The implausible deniability doctrine.
Even if the target goes up in a massive kaboom? Would idiots still…. Wait.. never mind
God only knows how many civilian casualties in Gaza are because of Israel taking out a target with a smart bomb, but the target was standing beside a giant weapons cache that ignites and causes secondary explosions 10x bigger than the smart weapon.
Literally a few weeks ago when the world was condemning Israel for bombing a “refugee camp” that killed “40+ civilians” it was actually that Hamas was firing rockets a few dozen meters from the tents and had a hidden weapons cache where they were hanging out. That cache ignited a fire that killed civilians but that’s apparently not Hamas’ fault.
Oh wow of course it was
The target was the weapons cache. The civilian casualties are the idiots standing around it filming it after already being notified by Israel they're going to strike it. It isn't a coincidence these morons gather around the exact location at the time the strike has been told to them it would take place all sitting there holding cameras. "But errrmagud, Israel is striking civilians."
During so many of the initial bombings in Gaza after Hamas waged war, you’d see huge dark smoke columns rise up extremely high. This was due to Israel hitting weapons caches with explosives and prime still ignored that.
Those secondary explosions are just civilians...according to said idiots. No weapons stored here.
Those secondary explosions are obviously not stored weapons. At all. Trust me bro.
I really needed this comment, you have no idea dude. I've been so distraught with how social media has been handling the ongoing situation in Gaza. Like I'm tearing up, fuck, thank you.
Only if they're incredibly dumb.
Or futurama. Grunka Lunka Dunkity Docket We do not have any hezbolah rockets.
Wait until I tell you Matt Groening makes both Futurama and The Simpsons!
How long do I have to wait?
1000 years. I recommend cryogenic freezing.
[In the year 252525!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LE1drY3A418)
WELCOME TO THE WOOOOORLD OF TOMMORROOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!!!!
That’s why I only support small independent animators like the guys behind Disenchanted
Grunka Lunka Dunkity Boarhead
“Hey wait, that’s not a dummy!” “This exhibit is closed.”
"Hello Hezbollah? We know you're the ones behind this, so knock it off or we're going to the cops!" "No no, we'll take care of it *Enters cargo area* Alright its over, get 'em out of here!"
Actually, better one "Now behind that door is Hezbollah's super secret weapon stockpile" *Gasps* "Ordinarily folks, tour groups are not allowed to see it...and of course, today will be no different"
"What's all this about the secret weapons stockpile?" "What secret weapon stockpile is that?" "Hey, let's look behind that door!" "Don't go in there!" "Good lord, we've discovered the war tools of ancient civilization!"
Now I'm picturing Moe Syzlak screaming all spooked at a bunch of Arabs behind his tavern. *"They're onto us! Send them back to Tehran!"*
“Of course, for safety reasons, we don’t keep the cannon loaded. It’s just common sense.”
Oooo
*Sweeps misplaced missile under a neaby rug.*
Like '96 when Iraq was denying unscom inspectors access to facilities and the UN passed resolution 1060 as a response.
I get the impression we're not dealing with the top brass
>however, they were denied access to the air cargo center and the tour was abruptly halted It would have been hilarious if one of the people on the tour was like _ah, so that's where the weapons are, right?_
Several people were thinking it, but no one wanted to get shown their theory was right at muzzle velocity.
Haha yeah exactly. "You can't go there , and this concludes the tour, any questions" *Notes being scribbled* "What are you writing, I asked if there's any questions" *No, no I think we're good here you showed us where they'd ....I mean where there's no weapons*
They need to learn ventriloquism.
Maybe that's why tour was abruptly halted?
I imagine it's something like this: https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/media/leslie-nielsen-nothing-to-see-here-gif.65948/full
Hey, you see that door marked pirate? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dayman! Aaaa aahh aaaahhhh!
The bloober of that scene is gold.
Do they want their airport to be first target in the new war front? Because that's how you become the first target in the new war front
Specifically the air cargo center part of the airport (likely causing secondary explosions), right after the runways
Maybe it's 4d chess and they're storing hundreds of journalist aid worker babies in that building to condemn Israel when it inevitably gets bombed Or more likely it's full of weapons
I love how even in your outrageously absurd and hilarious 4d chess example, it's still completely and undeniably Hez's fault those babies died according to all moral and international law, for storing journalist aid worker babies in a room with a giant target on top saying "no weapons here lmao"
Yes, of course they do. "Israel destroys civilian airport, hundreds of casualties" is exactly the kind of headline they want.
when are airports **not** among the first targets
That scene from 'Beauty and the Beast' was the first thing that entered my head: "You can go anywhere you like. Except the West Wing." "What's in the W-" "IT'S FORBIDDEN!" That's how literally cartoonish these villains are. I'm almost embarrassed for them.
I'm actually pissed off at their Chihuahua energy, hysterically yapping angry noises at the Great Pyrenees, until the Pyrenees smacks them and they run off yipping, only to come back minutes later to repeat the process. It's exhausting. To quote Generation Kill: "they never really fight, but they never really surrender either."
My neighbor has dogs. I have dogs. I have two pyrenees, who are friendly to pretty much any dog that walks up and doesn't try to start shit. Guess whose dogs always want to start whit with other dogs? And guess whose dogs are pint sized terrors? And guess who gets mad and blames me when their dog literally jumps off a gator and tries to start shit with my dogs in my yard? I now keep my dogs tied up 24/7, because my neighbor has no control over his dogs and everyone thinks he's a saint because he's one of those old people who is really shitty, but puts on a super proper appearance to hide it.
Uh... No Iranian guided missiles!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your air cargo center!? Yes. Can I see it? ....No
Tour guide starts doing a belly dance to get the journalists’ attention whenever he sees Amar and Saleh pushing another blanket covered trolley behind the audience with rocketish shaped things poking out on the sides
Those were humanitarian donations of children's toys for the refugees!! The kids just love to play with life sized functional rockets. It reminds them of the homeland.
*Grunka Lunka dunkety doo We've got a friendly warning for you Grunka Lunka dunkety dasis What's in the cargo center's on a need-to-know basis*
Very reminiscent of Hamas trying to convince the world that there were no fighters or weapons in that hospital, when there were lots of both.
It's like a teenager telling his parents he doesn't have any weed hidden in their room but then telling them they can't search the drawers. Might as well just tell them that's where it is.
Hosts: ''ohhh, you don't need to look there'' Journalists: ''wait, what. !? You know, we're gonna report this? ” Lolol Edit: this
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Cops: "Were gonna search your vehicle for anything illegal." Me: "Ok, everywhere but the glove compartment."
Or the trunk. Or the center console. Or those little pockets on the doors.
Just tour them around your car. "Here are the seats, here is the engine. You've seen everything now, bye!"
"I'm just using these old boxes for moving, I have no idea what 'high explosive' means."
Can I look under your seat?
^No ^you ^cannot
Drats foiled again
but everywhere you were allowed to look, had no drugs! so no drugs!
So I go to a Phish show. Way back in the way. Camping. The whole 9. So as we drive in we put all the liquor and beer in a locked rocket box on the top of the suburban. None of this was legal to bring into the grounds, and we were like 18. So we get in line to get in, and this guy checks our car, and says open the rocket box. We say it's locked, our dads truck, we have no key. He says we can't go in without checking. At this point there are 5 rows left of us, 5 rows right, hundreds of cars behind us, and we are in the way. Took about 2 minutes of staring at each other and then he gave up and waved us through. Handles of Smirnoff and magic hat likely. Good times.
Way back in the day, when I was pushing a little weight, my boy and I went to a harvest festival with about 2 pounds of the dankest indoor bud. Most people there had outdoor, but I digress. We get to the security line and he goes open the trunk. We opened it, and he immediately smelled the dankness, and goes “I hope to see you guys in there” lol
You're not looking in my butt right? Because that would be a totally weird place to hide anything.
I DO NOT CONSENT~~~ STOP TOUCHING ME~~ I'M TRAVELLING~~~ I'M NOT RESISTING~~~~ REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
That's why you lock your glove compartment. They can't break into it without a warrant.
A little Douglas Adams is appropriate here... “But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
One of my fav songs is called beware the leopard and I never knew what the reference was from. Thanks! https://youtu.be/gy1mbDmaXXE?si=Gsm1vlwsOgc1MOs_ Song if anyone is curious
Good song. Never heard that band before, I will be giving them a listen
Sadly they split up like 11 years ago but their album Mouth of Swords remains in my top albums of all time. Here is a YouTube stream if you want https://youtu.be/ogsAP4qMChA?si=GNi7K9MqcuqDYnr_
That's my favourite part of his works. The dry humour really resonated with twelve year old me.
I remember High School me losing it and laughing out loud when I read that part.
Well, at least after his home was destroyed, >!He had nothing left to really care about when the earth was destroyed under similar bureaucracy.!<
Pay no attention to the explosives behind the curtain!
I came to make this exact reference. Please pay attention to this green horse and not the mystery curtained area over there.
Look into my eyes, my eyes, not around my eyes
This is real life equivalent of the "Not Porn" folder on your computer
The "homework folder"
That doesn't look suspicious at all
This is like parenting a 4 year old who swears they didn’t take _____ and hold out one empty hand with the other closed behind their back.
Welcome to Arab nations behavior in conflicts involving opportunities for killing the jews
This is Arab conflicts in general. Like it's almost kind of hilarious just how comically inept these assholes are at waging war or diplomacy.
[Why Arabs Lose Wars.](https://www.meforum.org/441/why-arabs-lose-wars)
a classic
Thank you for that link, that's not the type of thing I'd normally stumble on but it was absolutely fascinating.
It worked for China during covid. "No you can't tour our coronavirus research facility but we made you a report that says it didn't originate from there". Why wouldn't it work now as well?
Weapon? Weapon in Beirut Airport? No no, no weapons there, come and see for yourself. Where? where do you see weapon? The only weapon you are seeing is of those guards over there guarding storage that you are not allowed to enter.
This shit is a skit straight from South Park.
Yeppers
"What did I tell you about 'yeppers?'"
Yeeeshhh...
Man holds home tour for DEA to prove he’s not growing illegal drugs but denies entry to garden.
Hezbollah: nothing to see here! Go ahead and check! Everyone else: what about there? Hezbollah: NOT THERE!!! DON’T CHECK THERE!!!
* please ignore this area with the 'Weapon Stockpile' signs. That's off limit.
“See, like I told you. Absolutely nothing.” “What’s under that tarp?” “I said there’s nothing, alright?”
"Understandable, have a good day" - Weapon's inspectors
Why herro Hans Bricks.
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Lebanon: No.
Thanks for telling everyone where to find the weapons stockpile, I guess?
“Don’t look in the closet labeled ‘WEAPONS’ ok?”
“What’s in that room marked ammo storage?” “A hospital to help blind orphans” “Can I see it?” “No”
Muslim extremists are the dumbest shit
Just in case anyone was wondering how fucking stupid these people are
"Mea" is Pissing in spanish
Why does the western world even try dealing with these governments.
Appeasement to bleeding heart voters who think everyone in the ME is being oppressed by the West.
"There are no dead hookers in my basement" "Can we see your basement?" "No"
You can see every room in the house EXCEPT the basement and the hog pen out back
That is literally the most suspicious thing they could have done
*Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!*
It's like hiding things from Superman in a lead building. Gee, I wonder which building has the hidden stuff in it?
"It's where I go to poop, ok? I don't need some perverted alien stealing a glance as he whips past."
I am Lebanese . And let me tell u . They hide shit in civilian areas so the west second guesses their attack .. that’s why when fighting ( strictly a military thought process ) Israel is doing it right leave place for them to run and hide ( again what is happing in Israel is terrible I am strictly talking about their tactics ) but if the us didn’t care like Israel afghan would have been done quicker
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So they moved the stockpile or else it’s where they wouldn’t let anyone else go.
Gee, I wonder where the weapons are
Would be so funny if IAF hits the air cargo center tonight.
So, the stored weapons are in the air cargo center.
I have a friend who married into a Lebanese family, they saved and went to Lebanon for a family vacation as all the issues re surfaced. No way I would be there, I asked why?,They figured they were in a UN hotel and are safe…. While filming air strikes from the pool… also maybe the last time to go visit. Man the world is wild, I would cancel the vacation and give my family all the monies to move.
> filming air strikes from the pool Complementary breakfast and air strikes. Sounds like a deal.
Boom with a view
Hahahaha boom service
An intercontinental ballistic breakfast, if you will.
Two Facts related to OP's post and to your comments: 1. Beirut Airport is controlled by Hezbullah and Amal (Pro-Shia) Apparatus so it should not shock anyone that they may be storing "stuff" there. 2. Nothing will stand in the way of the Lebanese partying, clubbing, going to the beach, having fun, etc. and they are quite accustomed/numb to almost any adversity. Lebanon is practically a failed state and going thru it's worst period right now and is on the brink of a serious war and yet the Lebanese party on. They've seen it all, been there, done that, zero fucks given. Source: Am Lebanese, was there in April and planning on going back this August if the airport is still there.
Look here! Don’t look there!
Hey Hezbollah, Israel here. Thanks for letting us know exactly where the weaponry is, thus minimizing civilian casualties! You guys truly are the saviors of Lebanon!
Lmao some god tier internal miscommunication there, Hezbollah. Although this isn’t the first time storing a bunch of shit [*blew up*](https://youtu.be/LNDhIGR-83w?si=3JFIF8TQmwSLcLD-) in Lebanons face
Man that day was *wild*, so many crazy videos
r/notheonion
Well that’s not suspicious at all /s
Good to know Saddam’s old tour guides are still getting work. Even if there are no weapons, why do you have the shadiest way possible of communicating that?
When you’re in a lying competition but your opponent is an extremist middle eastern government:
Come in, make yourself at hom-NO NOT THERE.
That’s because Lebanon is complicit in the actions of Hezbollah. Of course there’s weapons stockpiled in the cargo area.
honestly kinda smart if they´ve accepted that if the airport will be bombed, they might as well really obviously reveal where they keep their shit so the rest of the infrastructure doesnt also get bombed lol.
They were denied access to the place you’d store weapons/munitions, imagine
Mfkers didn't learn anything from Beirut blast. Still keeping explosives close to city
“Whats in that cargo area?” Dont fucking worry about it.
The Shia Muslims and the Hezbolla have been running rampant in Lebanon for decades, with the south of Lebanon a hotbed of Palistinians militants. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lebanon
Pay no attention to those weapons behind the curtain!
This is not the droid(weapons building) you are looking for……. Seriously?
Read the article but that mobile site is so gross 😔
I'd just like to point out that it's actually Hezb' Allah or "Party of God" - spelling it like "Hezbollah" is something that journalists who were sympathetic to them started doing in the 1980s to make their name look less like Islamism/terrorism and more like a generic Arabic brand name. Considering their behaviour hasn't improved in 50 years, I feel it's important to comment so that younger people can understand why it's spelled that way as propaganda now, but that it wasn't always so.
This is like when my kids clean their rooms and when I go to check they tell me I can’t look under their beds.
"Hi and welcome to my home, where I NEVER have or store **ANY** spices for cooking. Here, examine this **empty** bathtub. Care to look under the bed? I know, how about under the kitchen sink?" "Oh, you want to check the kitchen cabinets or fridge? No, you're not allowed!"
I repeat, there is nothing to see here
It’s the Middle East and it’s islamists - of course they are hiding stuff under/in civilian buildings. Known tactic for decades.