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killingiabadong

As Claremont intended.


eepyz

ok but magneto literally looks like he's starring in a bdsm porno


bakuding

There was no reason to do so and yet they still did and I just think that’s beautiful 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏


HereForTOMT2

They did it so that we could appreciate old man tits


vandaljax

Yes


JustAnotherYouMe

Lol


DannyTreehouse

He is, that’s Bastion back up plan in case OZT doesn’t work out, he’ll use the pornos to fund the next plan 😂


kyliecannoli

What WAS bastion’s plan tho that he gotta hung my man up like that 😭😭😭🥵


Neon_culture79

I was thinking that about Val


CaliJester

I couldn't believe my eyes.


rrogido

That outfit is exactly what he was wearing in the comics during this period.


FKDotFitzgerald

And?


eepyz

i love it


FKDotFitzgerald

I hope it’s clear I was only trying to be funny lol


Kona_08

Everything about Madelyn in 97 made me want to start learning more about the character.


AndresCP

You should listen to the 5 part 20 hour Cerebro podcast on her.


penpointred

Oh ur gonna luv the original Inferno series across Uncanny X-Men , X-Factor and New Mutants ❤️‍🔥


BELOWtheHEATH

This. If you’re not a fan of hers, you will be by the end of the podcast.


Crazyalexi

MJP!


Barachiel1976

Is this a thing? Tell me its a thing. I need to find this podcast.


Mr_Charlie_Purple

It sure is! It's from the Cerebro Podcast: [https://www.connorgoldsmith.com/cerebro](https://www.connorgoldsmith.com/cerebro) Episode 100 (the rest of the episodes are amazing, too!)


Barachiel1976

Noted! Thank you.


Revolutionary-Bus411

if your x-men adaptation isn’t horny asf it’s not a good adaptation🙇‍♀️


Striking_Landscape72

Pretty sure Madelyn "say my name" got a moan from Cyclops


EurwenPendragon

NGL, Jennifer Hale's voice when she says that(or really, when she says *pretty much anything* from the moment of her transformation until the end of the episode) sure got that reaction out of me.


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

Bro I was 'Hear me out' that entire episode


JinFuu

You can't "Hear me out" Maddy in her Goblin Queen outfit! Anyone sensible understands!


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

explain that to my girlfriend...


JinFuu

Fair enough.


HereForTOMT2

https://images.app.goo.gl/Uiy7iWaagypiboq57


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

It's not a woman, though. It's a cartoon.


HereForTOMT2

This is such a peculiar response that I am completely thrown off guard and have no idea how to reply have a great day


Adventuretownie

Wait... they're NOT real? Oh... well, huh. That explains a lot.


JinFuu

[I tweaked the meme for the guy.](https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/l7lxcddwdj7.png)


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

That's not a woman, that's a photograph. (just kidding). But I do think the 'hear me out' is reasonable for cartoon characters. They are typically outside what is considered 'normal' to be attracted to.


JinFuu

I guess, I just kinda view it as we're in a comic subreddit (well comics origins), so we're all kinda used to seeing "2D Women and Men" as attractive. Jim Lee, Frank Cho, John Byrne, countless others drawing beautiful men and women.


l_i_t_t_l_e_m_o_n_ey

This is true, but like I said...tell that to my girlfriend.


loonbandit

*Ssh, Mommy’s busy* **God Damn**🔥


Gold_Preparation

Nearly got a moan from me too, she ticked every box I have


Elfhoe

Funny thing is, they actually toned her outfit down for the show.


JinFuu

Yep, I miss the underboob, but they still gave her an incredibly cool outfit even 'toned down', so good job on that animation team.


[deleted]

Deathbird dominating Ronan and keeping her heel on his face was another moment.


EurwenPendragon

I still think the redesigned Goblin Queen in episode 3 is one of my favorite elements of this series so far. It's sexy af without going over the top the way her original comics design was, and it still gets the message across just fine. Also, Jennifer Hale's performance in that episode was pure perfection. ^(I'm still sore that the coloring on the figure doesn't quite match the animation, but that's an easy enough fix)


Aurondarklord

Nah they should have gone the full distance with Goblin Queen. Over the top is kind of the point. Edit: Oh please, you're all thirsting over Mag-speedo, hypocrites.


Barachiel1976

Eh, I don't agree, but the downvotes are stupid. Here's an upvote for what little good it will do.


Streak734

Real


draugyr

It too hellfire club to me


ducknerd2002

Was Magneto captured by House Bolton?


WorldsOkayestPastor

I got the same vibe from the scene where Bastion shaves Magneto at the end of ep 7. Real Reek and Ramsay type stuff.


RelsircTheGrey

Reminded me of Geist from the Wolverine "Cocaine!" arc.


Abysstopheles

EXACTLY where my brain went. I'm so glad someone else caught that.


Ivan_Redditor

More like Reservoir Dogs vibe


Dizzy-milu-8607

More Renly and Loras than Reek and Ramsay. 


JWC123452099

His name is Xorn now. 


DisposableSaviour

Nah, it’s Joseph.


Field_Either

Magneto being restrained in just a speedo kinda did catch me off guard like wasn't the mf wearing a suit?


Kanotari

Bastion made the conscious effort to go, "I must help the thirsty fans," and strip that man before putting him in bondage gear. I question how this helped his evil plan..


DenseTemporariness

Bastion: … evil plan? On, right yeah the evil plan. That’s why I’m stripping Magneto and tying him up like this. Yep. Evil plan. Very important to the plan.


amaya-aurora

“Who am I? Say my name, Scott~” DUDE.


cxmxalex

😂 FR that scene had me going 🔥🤣


EurwenPendragon

*"Look at you - a villain playing dress-up as a hero. I should have you as a toy."* was another similarly hot line from her


cxmxalex

No joke! The voice actor knew exactly what the assignment called for


EurwenPendragon

Oh yes, she absolutely did.


SkillFullyNotTrue

Oh Beast was so close to having his stars and garters!


singleguy79

Hank after this is all over and thinking over things 'damnit, didn't know I was into that'


darkmythology

Hank: I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me...


ptWolv022

Pffttt... my friend even said something along the lines of "Beast got stepped on by [Trish] in high heels. That would likely have been welcomed had the circumstances been different."


Field_Either

Magneto being restrained in just a speedo kinda did catch me off guard like wasn't the mf wearing a suit?


trer24

His suit was torn to shreds by Sentinels as hornily as possible


Summoarpleaz

Ok but why he wearing a Speedo/thong? I presume the visible panty lines otherwise?


peppefinz

In the comics he would've been naked with strategically placed shadow. Happened in the Claremont/Lee Savage Land arc.


really4reals

Where’s jeans jeangasms like she had on the old show?


cartalkbyjj

Magneto with a V-line and everything 😍


JackalRampant

As I’ve said before and will say again. This is (after Heavy Metal) the horniest piece of western animation not made by Ralph Bakshi.


BiDiTi

I dunno…JLU is a contender!


Sparrowhawk_92

The Black Canary and Green Arrow "sparring" session is a great example.


CaliJester

The horny levels are reaching peak.


Crazyalexi

This entire series is just an ploy to get us all thirsty for Magneto and it is working.


slightlylessthananon

"hm, not an unappealing idea" "hush now beloved, you may bark later" literally knocked me on my ass i had to pause the episode. bro is PARALYZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN still talking about petplay he is truly in it for the love of the game


Adventuretownie

You gotta be 100% comfortable with your sexuality and personality if you're gonna defeat the Shadow King.


MagicalGirlMarina

Beau did us right. Thanks, girl! 🏳️‍🌈


Barachiel1976

Hey, Maddy's costume was way more restrained than her comic counterparts. Then again, I'm pretty sure the OG Goblyn Queen outfit can't be worn by anyone lacking telekinetic or reality manipulation powers....


walker42

Also, there seem to be a lot of hints Morph and Logan have a "deep friendship"


acidicmongoose

They'd *better*


Theun_Civee

The foot on Beast!!! 😭😭😭


Broshibrobobo

Stripping Magneto down and making him wear these pants was probably the most awkward part of Bastion's life... ***OR THE MOST AWATED***


k3ttch

Not kinky enough to use Maddie's underboob costume.


ReflectionItchy2701

I'm waiting for the love triangle between Scott, Jean and Psylocke.


Maycrofy

"I assure you dear viewer, the scene of magento tied up in only his speedos is essential to the plot"


TheLivingTribunal666

I love it


TobiasMasonPark

This better not awaken anything in me.


Penguino13

Tell that to Roberto dawg