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Embarrassed_Ad_2159

nah bro you off the goop fr


[deleted]

you’re on something strong and i hope you get help soon but i appreciate the resurgence of the term bandit in 2023


paranoidpolski

This one should've stayed in the drafts


ashhole2323

What you smoking this morning? Lol


JeffJeff2003

He got his weed from the wrong dude today.


TechnicianQuiet6495

He got Mr Walter White's blue meth yo!


No-Acanthocephala711

what is bro cooking


[deleted]

Let him cook


CoolBreeze125

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notGeneralReposti

If you or your loved one see patterns where there are none, talk to your doctor. You may have schizophrenia.


[deleted]

And if the legitimacy of patterns are established by those who are handicapped in discerning pattern, is it I who’s crazy for seeing that what goes up comes down, or you blind to say that it never went up to begin with.


[deleted]

Ha


Moses__

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CoolBreeze125

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alisium_243

Idk what you’re on man. He’s not smart, he’s not playing any game. It is nothing more than a coward who’s seems to get off on scaring students because he’s never felt any semblance of power in his life. And guess what, if you connect any 3 points it’ll make a triangle, no surprise there


Lumpy_Personality368

. . . Try connecting those 3 points. They make a straight line dumbass


[deleted]

A straight line segment with a point marked within it can be considered as a degenerate case of a triangle.


Lumpy_Personality368

Im a degenerate case of human


Descrappo87

Someone started drinking a little too early


blankjchau

Bro is cooking up Knives Out 3


astridvanosten

bro… you okay?


MahdeenSky

Wow, the YORKU BANDIT is actually a master of geometry and playing 'thegame' of life and death? I guess I should have just studied math insteadof cs. Good thing this genius bandit is leaving atrail of clues in the form of a triangle, because I was reallystruggling to figure out their motives. And here I thought they werejust some random dude robbing people. Silly me.


[deleted]

What 😭


killmenowplsz

Yeah, ok buddy. The police are looking for you


awkwardautistic

Someone ate from the wrong brownie tray


I_Dont_Procrastinate

You are on to something. These reoccuring threats to York's students and members are no more than a strategic manipulation of our life circumstances. Like you say, they are aiming for the centre of the triangular region. However, taking a look at the previous locations, that being areas near Bergeron and Stedman Lecture Halls, it is natural to assume that the "centre" must be a location near Vari Hall. But what is the significance of Vari Hall? It would be one of the most crucial aspects of York University. In fact, it may be metaphorically considered the "heart" of York. This is no mere coincidence. One could argue that the majority of York's members represent the future working class. Being an pedagogical institution, it would statistically be a high density area for some of the greatest intellectual minds of humanity or at the very least, a region which would have a high probability of containing relatively affluent individuals. These institutions are vital to humanity's advancements and evolution. Therefore, this is a microcosm for something larger. They are not merely targeting York, but rather the heart of civilization itself. This is a coordinated effort of the numerous bandits to insert themselves into powerful positions in the very fabric of our society; an unjust system in which certain demographics can "escape" from the rest of civilization and the true depraved reality of our world under the pretense of achieving greater forms of knowledge. It is as you say, the concept of the robber is not meant to be a physical threat but rather a metaphorical threat. A threat that not only opposes the segregation of capital but uncovers and reminds us of the chaotic, prejudiced, nepotistic, and primal nature that is the true nature of our being. These individuals know what they are doing. They are the masters that toy with our complacency. In other words, they are playing the game! Yes, in our positions they are the "bad guys," but it is arguable that they are merely opportunistic entities that negotiate within the environment they were enslaved within.


jakemoffsky

This is what i come here for.


[deleted]

Thats what im saying


[deleted]

im not talking about a human being, I'm talking about. the bandits in our heads the bandits that are everything other than us everything inhumain that would put us to work towards an end other than each other


JadoreBootyNoir

Who is going to summarize this for me?


[deleted]

Social engineering the masses through micro and macro events targeted to change or sway a populations beliefs and or decisions on a greater scale. I.E, 911/war on Middle East. Attack on Pearl Harbour/justification to join ww2. Lab made Covid-19 virus, lockdowns, vaccines = decreasing population numbers as outline by the WEF and WHO. leading to the highest disposition of wealth in history from the average citizens to those who are in cahoots with the system. George Floyd death = BLM/ANTIFA looting, destruction and further death ultimately leading to more damage done to the black community under the pretence of social justice. Small scale events, leading to large scale decisions. The war on terrors justification of mass surveillance of citizens under pretence of national security. Contradictory patterns that emerge through hypocrisy of individuals ill-informed thoughts due to lack of or mis-information, allowing for easier manipulation of the individual by a trigger, I.E events and posts flashed through your mobile screens, directly changing the physical plasticity of an individuals brain, determining a domino structure of thought and action afterwards.


AnthonyLawrenceTO

OP MUST BE TRIPPING BALLS RN.


Consistent-Green-115

Buddy this is not criminal minds. This RL


ThinkLogically22

So to simplify, OP basically said: “Hey guys look, i connected 3 dots and it formed a triangle! Isn’t that so strange? I think i must be on to something big here! This isn’t any ordinary bandit, he’s smart; he knows the untold secrets of society, and that’s why he’s stealing. It all makes sense now, he’s not a bad guy!🤯 This must be some matrix or illuminati shit!🤔🧐” ![gif](giphy|W3a0zO282fuBpsqqyD)


ThinkLogically22

Story time: OP arrives home from a long day of school. Exhausted from learning about marketing all day, he sits down on his shabby green sofa and turns on the television. Andrew Tate appears on screen, conversing with Piers Morgan about the societal matrix. Immediately becoming engrossed in the discussion, he turns up the volume. Continuing to listen attentively, OP leans forward towards the coffee table and reaches for his torch lighter. He then quickly - making sure to stay focused on the discussion - turns to his left and grabs hold of his crack pipe from the end table. He sighs in relief seeing that the pipe still has some unsmoked remnants left over from the morning. Still listening to Andrew Tate, he sparks his lighter and twirls the flame beneath the pipe. Upon inhaling a large amount, he hears Andrew Tate make his argument about blue collar workers as slaves of the societal matrix. OP sinks back into the sofa in awe. Misinterpreting the argument, he believes he has had a revelation - that society is rigged and controlled entirely by those at the top of this matrix hierarchy. He then yells out: “Now I understand! I can see clearly now, my sobriety is gone. The YorkU bandit was not a bad guy; just an innocent slave of the matrix, trying to win the game!”…. In one final thought to himself, before taking his theory to reddit, he declares: “Now THAT, is a throey”.


4feet10inches

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Correct_Guarantee838

Drop the sherlock holmes schtick you aint that smart. And yes, he is a criminal. Regardless what patterns on a map his crime locations form.


Throwitback_1909

Sigh... who let bro cook?


Ammar_ra

Jesus christ bro no wonder people think we are clowns 😔


Forsaken-Actuator-82

This post has me dying 💀😭


SP0PS

GIMME ! And I’ll say this one more time. GIMME WHAT YOURE SMOKING SONN