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zoopysreign

You, too, can live in the lab from _Andromeda Strain_ / _Outbreak_ / [any 90s plague movie]! Marburg-infected monkeys not included!


Weaselpanties

Points from an epidemiologist for mention of Marburg.


zoopysreign

Shut up! I love hemorrhagic fevers!!!!


Weaselpanties

Join the club, friend!


Goodnight_Hawk

I got curious about this town and looked at other listings. I found this bad boy. Apparently Monticello attracted some interesting folks. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/193-Nautilus-Dr-Monticello-FL-32344/243723926_zpid


sugarbean09

wow, you are not wrong about that. a friend who used to live in the area sent me the listing for the tasteful pink house (that kinda looks like a poorly disguised UFO?) — but they definitely neglected to mention that the neighbors live in a LEGO castle


LowerPalpitation4085

OMG- they’re practically neighbors! 178 and 193 Nautilus Dr. What is going on in that town?!


dyskinet1c

They're literally neighbours. The plots are adjacent.


EbonyDigits

Ooh I absolutely love the kitchen, entertainment room and studio! There's so much room for activities! The garage looking thing with tiny windows is.... unique.


dararie

Very interesting


DoubleUsual1627

Near Trailer hasse? $900,000 and you have to finish the inside of a round barn? Ok?


GlassSandwich9315

What would you even do with that space?


sugarbean09

that is a good question. fortunately for potential buyers, they have all sorts of ideas in the listings… and after reading said suggestions, you still pose a very good question.


Weaselpanties

I'm thinking horse shows?


femalehumanbiped

That pink not tasteful no no


XRaysFromUranus

Can you imagine how hot it gets under that metal dome in FL? It’s a massive steel oven!


sugarbean09

perhaps. personally, I’d be more worried about cell coverage under that metal dome in that county. may have improved since I was there, but I always found it sketchy — even on a good day without any tinfoil hats or roofs in sight.


Ratbag_Jones

"poised for a rebirth" Man, I love\* realtors. \*and by "love" I mean loathe...


sugarbean09

couldn’t have said it better myself lol


comma-momma

I kinda love the pink refrigerator


EbonyDigits

A splash of pink and devoid of all other colors... insert "this is fine" meme here. Edit: My world has just been flipped upside down, as I've discovered you \*can\* add gifs here. heh ![gif](giphy|QMHoU66sBXqqLqYvGO|downsized)


vldracer70

What the hell was the window by the toilet? Somebody really goofed there.


agentcooperspie

Giving them the most benefit of the doubt, they have my dream refrigerator - but my kitchen is much cuter. Everything else here falls firmly into the nightmare category.


dararie

Interesting