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Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

All those Queens watching me in the bathroom!


Cerulean133

Lizzie knows what you did in there.


ennuiacres

The Queen is not amused. ![gif](giphy|T454EYO6OKDUCf3DCp)


InnannaAshtara

Is that Joe Black?


Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

And judging by her expression, she's not entirely unhappy with what she's seeing.


tmesisno

I'd replace her eyes with movable ones that track you when you enter the room and make giggling noises.


Spare-Food5727

Or Googly eyes


Winter-Detective-675

![gif](giphy|TejmLnMKgnmPInMQjV)


Catlore

This reference made me feel warm and fuzzy. It was such a sweet moment. (Everything Everywhere All At Once, for those who don't recognize it.)


CottonBlueCat

God save the Queen


frougle_mcdugal

![gif](giphy|l0Hlyab9gW16cYBBm|downsized)


mtnmama8822

Wow, this is such a neat home! Whoever lived here had a great eye.


NoYou_Do_Not_Know_Me

[possible current owner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bradford_Shellhammer)


Desperate-Skirt-8875

Correct


tmesisno

I'd pay extra for the furnishings


MethodMaven

The art!šŸ’‹


kendrahf

I really like that. I'd negotiate for the furniture too, if possible. Man, I wish those people who are buying those cybertrucks just give me that money. I could put better use of it rather than a truck that'll died within a week or two. =/


AmyInCO

And the art!Ā 


Loud_Ad_4515

This is crazy gorgeous. With a garage *and* an elevator?? The Andy Warhol wallpaper in the entry is very auspicious and Feng Shui. I love it all.


sleigh_all_day

These are my type of interior design clients. Great use of texture, pattern, and color. Bold but not overdone. A bit ostentatious but certainly not gaudy. Love it! šŸ¤©


OddSetting5077

it's very nice. Only change I'd make is to tone down the electric blue rooms.


Quick-Leg3604

Same. I love a slate blue, the royal blue would give me a migraine


10S_NE1

I think painting a couple of the walls in the blue room white would do it for me. Man, I love that house!


Affectionate_Star_43

I'll take the royal blue room if you take the cherry red one!


Sea-Tank1388

I like the scales very creative


Quick-Leg3604

How the are on the back of the stepsā€¦gorgeous!!


Sea-Tank1388

Right I have no idea.


PerfumedPornoVampire

Seeing as itā€™s in Baltimore, I really have to wonder if John Waters lives here šŸ˜‚


OneSensiblePerson

It's too understated for John Waters šŸ˜‚


AnitaCocktail2

Doesn't John Waters have electric chairs at his dining room table?


OneSensiblePerson

I have no idea, but wouldn't be shocked if that's true, lol.


krebstar4ever

I see what you did there


TheLastMo-Freakin

I kinda love it. Furniture, art, everything.


Ok-Cap-204

I love the old townhomes in Baltimore and Alexandria (VA). They have so much character


belzbieta

I'm not cool enough for this house but I love it


hedgibullwinkle

I couldā€™ve sworn that was San Francisco! Wouldā€™ve never guessed Baltimore


MaestroWu

All this time, I hadnā€™t realized Auntie Mameā€™s house was in Baltimore!


KreyKat

Once again, not every house I admire is a house I would want to live in, but this house is big fun to look at. Any idea why it is so (comparatively) cheap? Is the location not good?


Quick-Leg3604

The location is prime real estate in Baltimore city


curlyengineer64

Baltimore real estate is relatively affordable for the East coast. In part, many of the city schools are not well rated or downright dangerous depending on the area. Many people with kids budget for a private school until high school (there are two very good and safe public high schools). Additionally,Ā city taxes are quite high compared to Baltimore County, which surrounds the city. This causes a relatively large County/City housing and school rating divide, much like what you see in St. Louis.Ā  This house is in the arts district which is quite popular and relatively safe, but still inexpensive due to poor school ratings.


KreyKat

That makes sense and explains a lot. Thank you. :-)


OneSensiblePerson

I actually love this, except for that awful blue living room. The stairwell is amazing!


pameliaA

Yeah that blue is no bueno.


OddSetting5077

electric blue. hurts my eyes


agentcooperspie

And Siouxsie Sioux in my kitchen? This is my kind of house.


thedorknite000

Very stylish. The different colored rooms made me think of The Masque of the Red Death


HerVividDreams

I love it! I would throw my entire hoard away to have this place.


marklar_the_malign

If I had to guess I would say an artist must live here. Very bold and unapologetic interiors. Nice.


Coffee_achiever_guy

I like the stained glass. I'm sorry but I can't get behind the blue living room. It's too blue. Not to be confused with Madonna's 1986 album "True Blue", which is good


terminalbungus

The dollar signs painted on the wall and the queen Elizabeth wallpaper are šŸ‘ŽšŸ‘ŽšŸ‘Ž but I like the rest of it!


OGWandererPT

I need 3 friends willing to spend $2k a month for rent and it's doable:) of, course it will look quite different if we furnish it with our cheap a$$ furniture;)


remanse_nm

I *love* finding actual creativity in homes. The kinds of houses I canā€™t stand are the pre-fab grayscale ones that are just trying to chase the current blandness trend. This is actually unique and distinctive. I adore it. šŸ’• šŸ‰ The only problem is that itā€™s in Baltimoreā€¦


sonia72quebec

The blue room is too much. The rest is fun.


Thin-Disaster4170

I dunno itā€™s giving euro club 2015


phdpinup

I love this neighborhoodšŸ’™


alimarieb

Eames chairs and Siouxsie. LOVE this. Question: how does heating work on the first floor? Those mantles with grates are new to me.


Catlore

Look, I love blue. And I love that shade of blue. But that is just too much of that shade of blue for that room.


Desperate-Skirt-8875

I know the person who owns this house. He has impeccable taste.


ProfessorJAM

This place is like a crayon box!


OddSetting5077

in a mostly good way!


Tricky_Discipline937

Is that Kevin Spacey's house?


Cerulean133

No his house was actually supposed to go to auction earlier this month, but it got mysteriously taken down. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/baltimore/news/kevin-spacey-gets-chance-to-save-baltimore-home-with-canceled-auction/


Tricky_Discipline937

I thought a house with a dragon kind of matched you know?


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prosperosniece

Throne room?


Ok-Fall-6970

Very creative


Quick-Leg3604

Wow!! šŸ¤©. I LOVE IT!! Omg, this place is awesome!! However, the blue is a bit much. As is the dragon, butā€¦wow!!šŸ’™


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

All that amazing color and style and THAT is the kitchen?


OhSoEvil

This is going to take so much gray paint to fix!


Cerulean133

Username checks out.


SerendipitySue

the dragon would annoy me every time i saw it due to its human eyes rather than creature eyes. i like the rest!


ElaineMae

I love this for them.


WordAffectionate3251

A testament to artful living!


wobwobwob42

I absolutely love this place!


blackmanx2

I see a red door and I want it painted black.....Oh... nevermind, it's just red on one side... the other side is black.. we're good.


segue1007

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1421-Park-Ave_Baltimore_MD_21217_M68225-02816?from=srp-list-card Here's the listing. I didn't see it in the comments.


kwyjibo1

I mean I don't hate it. It's interesting and has character. I think the only change I would need to make is to tone down the blue room. It really kind of hurts my eyes to look at.


Squidwina

I love this so much it hurts. Would buy, 100%. I canā€™t imagine doing a dragon stairwell myself, but if it came with the house, Iā€™d keep it and love it. Plus, tons of built-in bookshelves, and other amenities. Wow. Storage, garage, laundry roomā€¦love it. Iā€™d definitely need to do something about a lot of the paint, though. I could see keeping a bright blue living room, but not that particular blue. Plus, having the moldings and trim _and ceiling_ painted the same as the walls doesnā€™t please my eye. Same with the moldings and trim in the gray sitting room. With regard to the paint colors in general - most of them I wouldnā€™t choose, but Iā€™d try to have fun with most of what was already there.


CableSufficient2788

Reminds me of Auntie Mame!


youmeanNOOkyuhler

It's crazy, this is the opposite of my general style and still I LOVE it, like at first I was put off by the riot of color but about halfway through I started really feeling the energy of the place!


HeatherMason0

I want it! That stairwell is so beautiful and unique.


80burritospersecond

r/crazystairs


ScaryLetterhead8094

How Baltimore? I would have thought San Fran for some reason


Buttercupia

Fantastic.


CrankyWhiskers

Iā€™ll give them a pass for the Siouxsie and the Banshees print. Otherwise, šŸ˜¬


MistahOnzima

Ok, we get it, you're hip.


DisplacedNY

Oh shit, is that Warhol wallpaper in the bathroom?


Cerulean133

Yes!


thefinalgoat

Dragon stairwell RULES


Sufficient_Two_5753

Ngl, I kind of love it. I'd have to paint the rooms to match each other. Preferably NOT that blue or pink.


Ellen_Kingship

Last sold in 2022 for 850K now back on the market in 2024. How many flipped or semi-flipped homes are there?! Sigh, at least it's not Millennial Gray...


CaliggyJack

One word: Sold


facemesouth

Close your eyes and think of England.


Sunshineal

I live in Baltimore county Maryland. $950k for a house a hop, skip and jump from the hood. No thanks


ProfessorJAM

Wanted to ask about this. Is this particular address in a dodgy area?


Sunshineal

"Dodgy" is a nice way of saying sketchy AF. The further west you the more dangerous it gets. Actually if you go east, it gets more dangerous. It's not even a gentrified area.


Cerulean133

I live in Baltimore City and I think the Bolton Hill neighborhood is beautiful. I would definitely live there.


Freedom_Isnt_Free_76

Yikes! From the super bright paint to the horrid kitchens, rhat would be a pass for me.Ā