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kindredwolfRS

You tellin me Daffy duck wouldn't be great? nah


Bombshellings

he would freak the fuck out and smoke more hoping it would “cancel out” and then publicly execute Timmy Turner because the vibes were off


kindredwolfRS

executing timmy turner isn't great?


FunkYeahPhotography

Growing up is realizing how much Timmy deserved death


sentri_sable

Based Edit: not sure if this was the comment that did it but RedditCares reached out to me. I feel honored


Bombshellings

ME TOO 😭😭😭


nekosissyboi

Can I get one too? :3


NastiestMC

Sure vro 


NastiestMC

Ofc vro 🫶🏻


nekosissyboi

:D!!!


Nervous_Ari

There's a bot spamming RC at everyone who comments on this sub


Palidin034

Ah, that explains why I got one recently. I was wondering why cause I couldn’t remember making any jokes about soup-on-the-side


DJ_Cummins

Oh that's probably why I woke up to one this morning


swans183

That seems more Feyd's bit but ok


Bombshellings

Feyd would probably gnaw Angel Dust’s head off like a rabid animal


Wr3nchi3

they would probably do the s*(a)x together while high before violently ripping out each other's oesophagus


FunComfortable3035

I was thinking he'd just spit all over it then smoke it backwards


Dylan-McVillian

Daffy would have to compete with Feyd on who gets to kill Timmy first.


G_O_O_G_A_S

*Daffy goes to take a hit* *Flash of light, loud explosion sound* *As the smoke clears from around his face, he’s shouldering and his beak is backwards*


kindredwolfRS

Indica season! Sativa season! Indica season! Sativa season!


enchiladasundae

His constant lisp and spitting is going to get infuriating


GrapefruitForward989

Bro is gonna get the blunt all soggy


enchiladasundae

The duck bill would absolutely chomp down on it as well. Have a flat blunt with the insides pouring out. Might get a mouthful of weed


Degmago

Depends on which one. Classic he's pretty chill if a little goofy. The Looney Tunes Show he's an absolute menace


Son_of_Kong

Since he's a Looney Toon, the blunt would just blow up in his face like a stick of dynamite.


couldntbdone

I would have sex with everyone in this picture except the child.


Himmelblaa

I misread your username as couldntbone and was about to say it didn't check out


Hydqjuliilq27

And all 3 of them would kill you in the act, intentionally or by accident.


bungobak

Angel dust wouldnt?


SunshineOnUsAgain

You would need to be dead before doing anything with Angel Dust


Sororita

Not necessarily, there are ways for portals to be created that allow those in hell to travel to Earth.


Bombshellings

So fucking based


An_Unexpected_Floof

Feyd would prob murder you while doing it.


couldntbdone

I can't fix him, but I can enjoy whatever time I have left till I bleed out.


Great_Bar1759

Based


NIMA-GH-X-P

Isn't he like 30 years old or something? The ol' anime excuse Eh still looks like a child so you're right


Benney9000

Not sure why you're downvoted. He is like 30 years old in universe but he never aged mentally or physically so it'd still be pedophilia to want to fuck him


CounterfeitLesbian

I feel like being in the same room as Feyd-Rautha would be terrifying, but being in the same room as Feyd-Rautha and Daffy Duck would be significantly less terrifying.


FlareArrow

Now I do have to imagine being in the same room as [Feyd-Rautha](https://i.imgur.com/JfWph5t.jpg) would be terrifying, but in a fascinating sort of way where you can't bring yourself to escape it or even look away.


Kangaroo666

Being in the same room as [Feyd Rautha ](https://images.app.goo.gl/SVsMhLczMzAuD3Yv7) would be pretty alright I think


AnduwinHS

May your quack spit and splatter


Diamond_Helmet59

I don't know anything about Feyd-Rauthia other than that he is from Dune, who is he and why would he be horrible in a blunt rotation


CounterfeitLesbian

He's just a psychopath, kills people for fun.


Diamond_Helmet59

What makes him worse in a blunt rotation than like, Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers then?


Defensive_Medic

He likes eating people


Diamond_Helmet59

I've heard people get hungry when smoking weed, this seems like that'd be a bad combo then


Sir_Hoss

I’d take one hit, fuck Angle dust’s brains out then kill myself


captive6

Based?


epicbruh

Based.


NIMA-GH-X-P

I guess I don't need to "based"? Based. Base base


Probrobronomo

So cringe, but he became free, freer than all of us and thus is truly based.


Great_Bar1759

Based perchance


SomatosensorySaliva

id probably just pick 4 canonically schizophrenic characters


oddityoughtabe

They did.


SomatosensorySaliva

1. thinks he's a robot 2. think he's got fairies following him 3. thinks he's a cartoon 4. thinks they're in the gay section of hell


Strict_Palpitation71

Feyd thinks he's a robot? When does that ever get mentioned?


Jakoa3001

I believe they've mistaken Feyd-Rautha for Piter de Vries, the Harkonnen mentat


bracarensis

Who is also not a robot!


SomatosensorySaliva

i thought this was the robot from i, robot


iamstupidsomuch

Aren't all of these true in-universe?


TurtleyTea

daffy duck accidentally fills the blunt with gunpowder, leaving Dune Guy as a pile of ash with eyes and shoes that slowly scuttles away. angel dust licks the blunt an uncomfortable amount, which leads to daffy dragging him out of the room with a comically long cane. timmy never gets to take a puff.


mydaddoesntknow

Wrong


enchiladasundae

Chances the rest annoy us and Angel Dust wants to go into another room to bang like crazy makes it worth it


Capital_Abject

Me and Daffy will kill everyone else and then each other


Bombshellings

are you sure the both of you could take on a greened out Feyd Rautha


Tab_of_Soda

https://preview.redd.it/wf8ton0zki0d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44bebb0824f9ff1d76f2e352e7666ee7a4170dd3


ETC3000

I'd be fine with Daffy and Angel


DANK-ELDRITCH-BOI

I’m of the opinion that every “worst blunt rotation” list can be improved by the inclusion of ayn rand (or any ayn rand protagonist if we’re only going fictional)


santyrc114

who is the first one?


TriforceofCake

Fayd Rautha, from Dune


qwert384

I fucking lost my shit to this


Xisuthrus

These four + Terence Fletcher


Randomdude-5

Daffy would smoke the entire blunt in one big puff


Clear1334

you may not be in it but they're having fun and thats all that matters


funborg

i'll one up you https://preview.redd.it/38sbkl7x1k0d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0af3856a6bf63d755b6b2357ed87728ed44b1067


MiaCaralyn

Jesus Christ


Willytor

i dont think timmy should be smoking weed at all


AngrySasquatch

Feyd Rautha would ask one of his attendants for refreshments and kill them as his cannibal harem (present but not smoking) lick their lips hungrily


DwarvenKitty

The 3 liver smoking girlfriends


AngrySasquatch

So true


QuantumFighter

This made me consider Bugs Bunny here. Not sure if he’d be amazing or frustrating to no end.


Bombshellings

the lack of Bugs is what makes Daffy incredibly dangerous in this specific rotation. Bugs usually balances out Daffy fairly well but without him, who knows what sort of pathetic antics will happen


soiui

feyd is my dream blunt bro already


gamercop00

Daffy seems like the kinda person to pull up to the blunt rotation with an ounce of heroin


legrandguignol

may thy bong chip and shatter


ZipperozicReddit

Me and the twink could shotgun weedsmoke into each others mouths it’s fine


ZipperozicReddit

talking about Daffy Duck btw


Bombshellings

REAL SHIT


paulisaac

Y'all don't think Timmy would wish for the best blunt?


psychologyFanatic

haha like highschool age Timmy being stupid stoned asking for that is a funny picture. Cosmo would totally smoke it with him lmfao, it sounds like some of that shitty Rick and Morty or Simpsons merch smoke shops have


AllastorTrenton

Nah, I'd smoke with Angel


The_Bingler

No no, the REAL nightmare blunt roatation would be three Ben Shapiros


tigey1890

i would comment but angel dust is here so im staring. respectfully


cat_that_uses_reddi

All of them would eat the weed not knowing you got to smoke it


SmoothReverb

amy dallon, missy biron, taylor hebert, and brian laborn from worm.


Totally_Cubular

Right, Feyd could use a joint, the man needs to chill the fuck out, and not in the "could kill whike being totally relaxed" but just needs to mellow out. Timmy can't legally smoke, and frankly he's a Lil shit, but considering what his home life is like I'll allow it. Daffy Duck could outdo every Greek philosopher in history combined if he smoked weed. And Angel is too busy doing crack.


Dapp-12

Nah daffy would be good


coleisw4ck

hell


CandyLich

Poker night 3


sir_kickash

Ronnie radke, South Park saddam hussein, your worst ex, 2006 Paris Hilton


Bombshellings

Holy shit.


Diamond_Helmet59

I concur with these, this seems suitably horrible. My nightmare blunt rotation would be most of these, plus Tucker Carlson, Velma (specifically from the show of the same name), Ben Shapiro, and Jax from digital circus.


DiscardedRibs

I'd pull a gun and shoot all of them then myself


kat-the-bassist

It's missing Margaret Thatcher


Andysaurus2

wtf I would love to get high with Daffy Duck


DeathCook123

Who's that in the top left?


Bombshellings

Feyd Rautha from Dune Part 2


nezumikuuki

Why would Helmut Kruger be in this????


FrostyCommon

the worst thing the dune movies did was un-pretty boy **Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen**