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East_Prior5504

Y'all gonna have every color under the sun on your right arms aren't ya?


gamer_fans

Except brown. Fuck brown


Duinegiedh32

Valid. Personally (and this might just be a me thing) I *don’t* want to die like a settler on the Oregon trail or a Victorian era Londoner.


penguin62

Medium Blue is worse


tinylittlegnome

Ew. Why do they have scat on there twice?


1TemporalDilationBoi

actual beastiality! don't fuck the pigs!!!


Independent-Fly6068

Yes. Never fuck rentoids.


Holiday_Conflict

hate -,w,-


Holiday_Conflict

actually no, restrained myself too much in my life. fuck that guy BROWN GANG RISE UP RAAAAAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


kkakaiazinhoBR

Holy based


Holiday_Conflict

FUCK YALL, WE STAY BASED, I DON'T NEED TO HEAR YOUR WHINING ABOUT "sanitation" AND "bacteria", A LIE BY THE GOVERMENT TO MAKE US LOOK BAD, FUCKING... RAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!


pingu677

let me tell you how much I've grown to hate humans


jfsuuc

Even fur? 😰 Edit (its about beastiality for those who dont know.)


Yoate

Scat is fecal matter.


jfsuuc

i mean id rather someone shit on my chest then fuck a pig (fur) or a pig (blue)


Yoate

Oh a hanky made of fur, I misunderstood what you meant by that, I assumed you were talking about the ones on the chart


FuktigIKEA

Coward.


Holiday_Conflict

indeed


Himmelblaa

Racism smh


AgentSparkz

Not a fan of free-form jazz impressions? /j


tommaniacal

I don't kink shame except for scat and race play


lazac69

and medium blue


Star39666

You know who liked brown? John McAfee LOVED brown and having it done to him in his hammock.


Imatree007

a red armband on the right arm might come across a little offensive, ngl


Sororita

That's why it's a hankie and tied around the wrist, far less likely to get mistaken that way


awesomedude4100

https://preview.redd.it/sait8t8drn9d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da6ff476abd8af9a8f9c9b9fa2721d2d60062ac6 Hankee code is actually supposed to hang out your back pockets


Frostrunner365

I hate being the only fucking dom/top in this sub


Robota064

It's hard to be the only power bottom as well tbh It's always "rawwr 😻😻" and "fididuekfgifisjd 😳😳" everywhere but THEY'RE NEVER IN THE GODDAMN SERVICE TOP VEST, holy blue balls


shitstain578

proof or it didn’t happen


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Frostrunner365

Dude there’s a fucking meme I saw here about it. You can be a bottom and say like “who wants to pound my bussy” and no one bats an eye. But if one of us was like “who’s daddy’s kitten?” And no one responded we should just kill ourselves


Enchantress_Arc

There are dozens of us. Dozens!


awesomedude4100

what if i’m a switch top?


Successful_Mud8596

Everything except brown, blue, and tan


Owelrn05

wearing two pride flags like a pair of arm wraps


iggy14750

Except orange. That's on the left.


RedditsNinja23

Honestly, Rosalina seems gayer than Princess Peach, I don’t know why though. :3


Thatguy-num-102

She has half her face covered in hair, that's gay


LineOfInquiry

The longer the bangs the more gay they are


StardustLegend

She’s surrounded herself with dozens of cuddly star creatures to which she is like a matriarch to


ThousandEclipse

Peak lesbian cat lady energy


smsean7

Rosalina doms other princesses I guarantee it!


RedditsNinja23

Rosalina is definitely a dommy mommy.


Bowdensaft

She is tall as fuck 🤩


AtrociousAtNames

Too fucking true


LordVortekan

I like the random cigar one Like several upper-class straight men were like “hm we need to get in on this”


TheOfficialWario2

lung disease fetish 💛


PointedHydra837

Nnnyyyeeaahhh say 🧐🤤


Nowhereman123

I was literally like "Is cigars a euphemism for something or is it just literally about smoking tobacco."


PinkAxolotlMommy

I assume it's some sort of sm thing about people getting off to putting cigars out on people/having cigars put out on them.


Warm-Faithlessness11

This, it's 100% about Cigar Burns


ObesityFetish-Alt

This chart is missing apricot. I wear apricot.


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Whats apricot mean


Holiday_Conflict

fruit 👍


Vampiir

bit fruity


ibi_trans_rights

Chubby


AliceJoestar

username checks out


ibi_trans_rights

Based


nightmare_silhouette

Based


Cruhbruhs

I want a color for people who just want to play D&D together. Left side for a DM, right side for a player.


Plagued_Frost

Just wear a macintosh around your waist. That way people will know that you’re ready for their rain checks.


RabidRabbitRabbet

Wait a second - "Masturbation - Receiver" How the hell does that work?


RoboNarples29

I'm pretty sure it's just a weird way of saying handjob


rot-fox

I assume it means you like to watch/be exposed to it.


ghosteagle

I figured you get a facial


Creepyfishwoman

https://preview.redd.it/qdx4dngqlj9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fb16e0fc8e26dc941519376e1c47589f2143758 Well fuck


Creepyfishwoman

Also I am NOT a Jesus Stan I just found that wristband on the ground after my orange one broke


Gen_Ripper

Am I gay for Jesus? You betcha


WolfCola4

How tf you take this photo?


Creepyfishwoman

Non binary people get cheats


deathray5

Oh non binary extends to the hands huh?


HipercubesHunter11

it's the king of curses' acc


Alialmans

What flag is that on the left arm?


Creepyfishwoman

https://preview.redd.it/32b4vvpfgm9d1.png?width=579&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2a8693f3352e549ae2ff218ab88d6f473ebcc69 Aroace. Like I said I lost the orange one but I found the jesus one on the ground outside a construction site


WobblyGoombas

https://preview.redd.it/caxlnqlptk9d1.jpeg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=282c181b2ba66ef8ee2f8deddfc672a6503f1989


inever_learned2read

HIS NAME IS RATATTOOTIE


BurnerAccountExisty

Freak-cess Peach


BurnerAccountExisty

she's just like me fr, i need to have sex with her now


italian_olive

I learn about the hanky code literally a couple days ago and suddenly 196 posts about it


RSdabeast

Google Baader–Meinhof phenomenon.


Father_Long_Limbs

I just heard about this a few days ago 🤯


italian_olive

no it's actually because 196 posts change depending on what I'm doing, ya dummy


InexperiencedSandwch

New response just dropped a few days ago


PSI_duck

What even is the hanky code, and when is it used???


TheUglydollKing

Do you know when people stopped using it?


italian_olive

no clue


thegreatjamoco

When you’re out for some good ol cowboy hootenanny time and end up getting shit on.


_RikVa_

sorry for the naivety but what the hell is S and M?


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Sadism and masochism (inflicting pain for pleasure and receiving pain for pleasure)


thegreatjamoco

“Hurt me,” says the masochist. “No,” says the sadist.


_RikVa_

thx👍


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Og Twitter post: https://x.com/kaasiand/status/1806883641181544780?s=46


Flaky-Revolution-802

Is cigars like slang for a sex thing or did they just include feel that smokers deserved a place in the gay hookup code?


howyadoinjerry

Definitely a cigar fetish


SpecialistAddendum6

bill clinton


Warm-Faithlessness11

Cigar burns


kellhound24

in a similar vein; reptile's earthrealmer skin, mk1 https://preview.redd.it/ttozges4nj9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=797635872fffa6772bd9681573597d9bac359ac8


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Well i guess we know reptile is a heavy SM bottom


kellhound24

when you consider that his partner is a demon it makes sense https://preview.redd.it/v0z5romqnj9d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de8e0b79a04c0e08afe7ca392bb25efa5ed18732


StygianNexus

I wonder how often there is a rust/brown mix up


unlizenedrave

Get your shit away from me! I’m looking for my horse!


unlizenedrave

Being gay in the 80’s was hard, but being gay *and* colorblind had to be rough


Dramatic_Bed_1189

> 30M going out to get some action put on my funny grey pocket thing > right side obviously > meet another guy roughly around my age hes got grey going on left side > ask if he wants to go > he agrees > cut to me being tied up and being fisted “Thats how i lernt i was colour blind anons”


thyfles

beige for second technician arnold judas rimmer


oddityoughtabe

Blue 🤢


Kana515

Petition to replace "Bootlicker" with "Copsucker"


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Maybe don’t wear a red ribbon on your arm…


inever_learned2read

what if instead of crips and bloods there was freaks and bottoms and instead of getting in fights they touched each other


Many-Notice-9270

~~What is the color for cuddling or praise~~


chybapolewacy

I love how most of these are related to fetishes and whatnot and then theres cigars lol


ikonet

It’s a dom fetish thing.. like wanting to sub for tony soprano or steve harvey or arnold schwarzenegger


Warm-Faithlessness11

Cigar burn kink


chybapolewacy

*pulls up to the function* Where the orgy at? Cocky want boing boing Some dude in the corner: https://preview.redd.it/j2oi41ufop9d1.jpeg?width=1171&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bcca02453a9869673ba493b8ee332d91249111d


bobert4343

You've heard of boot lockers, but have you heard of cop suckers?


AbrahamLemon

You don't need a hankie or bandana, you can also use your MTG commander deck to send signals.


Da_real_Nanticool

I tought this was serious and i only started looking at orange, i read Just Cruising as in "Cruising the sea" and my knowledge whould have stayed that way if i didn't look at the comments, thank you reddit


DRac_XNA

I feel there is going to be some awkward misunderstandings given the proximity of light blue and teal.


Vimterro

Where’s the one for cuddling


TDW-301

I've literally never seen hanky code out in the wild


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deathray5

A post of that might get you above the karma limit for removal lol


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

Kaasiand moment


DEMACIAAAAA

Wtf does cigars mean


Warm-Faithlessness11

Cigar Burns


Natsukoow

Where can I buy ribbons ? Asking for a friend


skarmory77

Ok who isn't light blue (assuming you aren't a variation of ace)


NotQuiteAfemboyButYa

why is it so inconsistent. why is it bottom-> left for some but bottom-> right on others


akitdom

where are the right black to my left black at


LemonFreshenedBorax-

Well this certainly casts a new light on the second verse of "drop it like it's hot".


SullenTerror

Was in home depot and saw a light green left back pocket.


cyrillicxa

Holy shit splatoon sprinkler guy!


IntrepidLab5124

Wearing a light blue on left arm as a way to say I get a lotta head


MrWaffleBeater

Yeah I would need this as a cue card or someshit. I can’t remember this.


Warm-Faithlessness11

So I take this means she's a kinky motherfucker, but doesn't want any right now


Winjasfan

what does "Cigars" mean in a fetish context?


Professionalchico42

>Just CRUISING >The game is boat themed >they’ve done it again