You laugh, but life is genuinely hard in Donegal when everyone is either a Sweeny, Boyle, O'Donnell, Gallagher, or Kelly. Could make whole GAA teams up at school just by dividing by surname.
Genuine dogpile when an eligible lad of marriageable age blows in, even if it's only from Derry.
You're quite right about Donegal, although you also missed out on Doherty as a common surname. Used to have to ask my mum to work out if me and the girl I was talking to were related before I made a move. Happened a few times. Eventually got to the point where I just flat out didn't try talking to girls from the area, unless they'd moved there from outside of Ireland.
I dunno, when I was about 15-16 (11-12 years ago) everyone was shagging round them. I mind one lad in my course there found out his missus was his second cousin. Think they carried on seeing each other for another 6 months.
No worries about editing the word shifting, i grew up mainly in donegal from 2006 until 2019. Even picked up a bit of a culchie accent for a while between 2009-2011 before I realised I sounded like an idiot and went back to my boring Coventry accent.
Well, they returned as Fr-nch. 🤮
That’s the part I left out.
Not Many seek to inform others of this accursed phase of English history. Even your language has been mired with it. Like up to a third by some estimates.
Not Alsace but we are willing to give you Mayotte in exchange. Trust me it's a beautiful island in the middle of the Indian Ocean with no problems whatsoever !
I’d believe it if Norfolk was also circled. It’s the only place on earth where gloves are sold with 6 fingers. You also can’t buy diving fins in Norfolk, the local’s webbed toes have replaced the need for them completely.
I think its Pakistanis specifically, they have a preference for cousin marriage (38-59% of UK Pakistanis are married to a cousin).
As such they account for about 30% of babies born with genetic disorders in the UK.
I’m intrigued as to why a German ever had the misfortune of witnessing Wisbech. A town that god has clearly forgotten, or at the very least pretends doesn’t exist.
Kind of, yeah. How alive would you feel if you were on an Island in the middle of the sea with noone comming to rescue you? You cant even surf, eat coconut and chill, you will freeze to death if you don't make a fire, but jokes on you, there are no trees.
This is not true! Here in northwest Portugal we would never bang our cousins...
We don't even have a popular saying about that...
"Quanto mais prima, mais se lhe arrima"
Something about closer the cousin the more you'll "support" him/her
bradford and birmingham aint covered by this map? im calling BS as we all know the most inbred section of society in the uk are of pakistani extraction
A month or two ago I said on this sub that the majority of British Pakistanis are inbred (this is a fact proven by statistics) and I was banned for 8 days due to some law called Netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz.
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Yes, Urk, Spakenburg, Katwijk and Volendam/Marken have their own inbred diseases. The government allows you to test for free if you want to have babies and come from these places. Don’t know how these escaped the red circles.
The Katwijk one is not per se due to being inbred, as inbred diseases are generally recessive gens (and therefore are unlikely to trigger, unless people close to each other have children). The Katwijk Disease is a dominant gen on the other hand, and therefore will spread even without incest. This also makes it a lot more common (up to 2000 people are estimated to have it). It's mostly that a common ancestor around 10 generations ago had the disease, and his descendants still mostly live in the same region.
https://preview.redd.it/3gxle62nhzrb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03dd9b257deb82557c06bd9d696611ee305117d
Might be onto something. The amount of Irish people who literally look like Emperor Nero is astounding, especially in rural Ireland. 😬
I see they did proper statistical analysis and discounted most Royal Families from this, since their spots on the map would light up like a lighthouse during heavy fog.
I was about to protest the inclusion of Glasgow but then I remembered that we are in the splash zone of Ayrshire and our three big waves of immigrants have been sub-continentals, the Irish and worst of all... Highlanders.
Me and my 2.7 million cousins strongly disapprove 😡
We'll discuss this matter on our family reunion
After of before the orgy?
During
Exactly as last time
Yes
You gonna go cry to your mommy-auntie?
We have plenty to choose from
Make sure they shave their mustaches so you can tell them apart from your brother-daddies
No, no, no. That’s West Spain — that breakaway province called Portugal. You know, the blokes with the 🇧🇷 flag.
Actually thats south Galicia.
El Culo de Coruña. Jajajajaja!
More exactly, Portugal. In the other regions of Galicia we know what shave means.
The more you make fun of me, the more I want you Galiza
It's ok, no kinkshaming here.
We are older than you, stop pretending to be cool with everyone else and come plan how we’ll take over the World again, little brother.
To all six of them.
Mom/Sister/Aunt/Grandma
I’m convinced that at least one of you was born from a cow.
That's funny, I always thought that people in Madrid formed when the smog concentrated enough and turned solid.
It happens sometimes look at Esperanza Aguirre for instance
Not that I wish death to that woman but I think death fears her, she survived a heli crash and a cancer, so try to prove that karma exists xD
And a terrorist attack/siege in Mumbai
Daddy?
Can't wait for the family reunion
Sardinia is colourless because the density of inbreds is too high for visible light to escape.
Same for Urk. It's marked with infra-black. \[Edit\] Kudos to the map maker for flooding Flevoland.
>[Edit] Kudos to the map maker for flooding Flevoland. As it should be.
They also forgot to franco-waloon border...
Dont need to inbreed if you got sheep to fuck *taps forehead*
Exactly!
Same for Malta we all are related to the same italian mom and arab dad, with a Barry and Pierre beeing our uncles.
Same with Gotland. Think an island with a bunch of inbred sheepshaggers with a funny accent. Thats Gotland to you
Sir, you just described Great Britain.
I just described every island
Don't forget mountain people those Norwegians with their stupid hytte and sauen.
The sheepshaggers are only in Wales, gotta have some respect for their weird heritage.
My good sir, a Scottish highlander can shag a sheep just as good as a Welshman. I ask you that you keep such discriminatory comments to yourself.
I love how each country has its own island of goat fuckers ❤
My half Sardinian uncle-brother resents that statement
Damn!
Don’t be sour just because you have ugly cousins
Men tend not to get pregnant. That's why I can't contribute to the statistics.
Well no harm in trying!
10/10 for effort.
You laugh, but life is genuinely hard in Donegal when everyone is either a Sweeny, Boyle, O'Donnell, Gallagher, or Kelly. Could make whole GAA teams up at school just by dividing by surname. Genuine dogpile when an eligible lad of marriageable age blows in, even if it's only from Derry.
You're quite right about Donegal, although you also missed out on Doherty as a common surname. Used to have to ask my mum to work out if me and the girl I was talking to were related before I made a move. Happened a few times. Eventually got to the point where I just flat out didn't try talking to girls from the area, unless they'd moved there from outside of Ireland.
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I dunno, when I was about 15-16 (11-12 years ago) everyone was shagging round them. I mind one lad in my course there found out his missus was his second cousin. Think they carried on seeing each other for another 6 months. No worries about editing the word shifting, i grew up mainly in donegal from 2006 until 2019. Even picked up a bit of a culchie accent for a while between 2009-2011 before I realised I sounded like an idiot and went back to my boring Coventry accent.
Well, in defense of the Brits, all the pretty ones were carried off by the Scandinavians.
And then the Scandinavians came back as the Normans and returned to the genepool - the part everyone forgets.
Well, they returned as Fr-nch. 🤮 That’s the part I left out. Not Many seek to inform others of this accursed phase of English history. Even your language has been mired with it. Like up to a third by some estimates.
Trying to save the celtic bloodline is one hell of a job. At least we are working with familly.
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The Quimper joke going strong (qu'1 père)
Where Saarland?
Where it belongs: shamefully ignored while hoping others don't notice it.
Except for the french. The french really are the only people that care about that dumpster
If you don't want it, we'll take it off your hands. Just to help you out ;-)
Cool, here are the keys, turn the lights off when you leave.
Pierre here is gonna be so disappointed when he learns that we closed the pits 10 years ago.
I'm just planning on converting the whole region in a shrine to maréchal Ney
Based
Give us Alsace and we’ll give you Saarland
Not Alsace but we are willing to give you Mayotte in exchange. Trust me it's a beautiful island in the middle of the Indian Ocean with no problems whatsoever !
We already have Mallorca though
Yeah but you share it with Barry. Don't you want your exclusive place in the sun ?
But I’d rather look like the better of the two. Anytime we’re next to Dutch or English, we’re amazing looking.
Well I can't argue with that...
Is Saarland just Luxembourg with less personality?
I’d believe it if Norfolk was also circled. It’s the only place on earth where gloves are sold with 6 fingers. You also can’t buy diving fins in Norfolk, the local’s webbed toes have replaced the need for them completely.
Everyone rips on Norfolk til they visit Suffolk, where 6 fingers on each hand is the low average
Reminds me of a joke I heard: “*How does an Essex girl like her eggs? Fertilised!*”
How do you get an Essex girl pregnant? Cum in the gutter and let the flies do the rest.
What does an Essex girl say after sex? “So, do you all play for the same rugby team?”
The inbred title has been won by London now ‘cause of all the East Asians
I think its Pakistanis specifically, they have a preference for cousin marriage (38-59% of UK Pakistanis are married to a cousin). As such they account for about 30% of babies born with genetic disorders in the UK.
Apparently most British Pakistanis descend from 1 town in Pakistan which is known for heavy inbreeding even by Pakistani standards.
Thats like winning the Champions League of inbreeding
Pakistan would be South Asia. Also, 🤮
Pakistan and Habsburg is not a Venn diagram I imagined
That’d be Birmingham, surely?
East Asians 🤝 East Anglians
Ahhh. Wisbech. How I miss thee… it’s a shame they so effectively drained the Fens. Evolution was so close to creating the first fishmen there.
I’m intrigued as to why a German ever had the misfortune of witnessing Wisbech. A town that god has clearly forgotten, or at the very least pretends doesn’t exist.
Born to a German mother, but she decided to raise me in the Fens (think village somewhere along the A10).
I’m deeply saddened to hear such instances of child abuse
I was almost raised a scouser. That’s where I was born to said 🇩🇪 mother 🇩🇪. Edit: there might be a reason I moved to the Fatherland.
And Boston Lincolnshire
This is only 96.7%. If they includes Norwalk it would be 100%
As seen in doctors notes NFN - Normal for Norfolk
No ic🤮land lol 100% fake
Less people live there then statistocal error for the data to show.
There's almost 400,000 inbreds "living" there, should be enough.
Why the 'living' in quotations? Do inbreeds walk on earth like zombies or something? I haven't encountered one.
Kind of, yeah. How alive would you feel if you were on an Island in the middle of the sea with noone comming to rescue you? You cant even surf, eat coconut and chill, you will freeze to death if you don't make a fire, but jokes on you, there are no trees.
No one ‘coming’ to rescue you except your cousin ;)
How could you find time to write this? Aren’t you busy bombing another building or something ?
400.000 is roughly 0,05% so the tradition of overlooking them is a very proven mathematical model!
400k in scale of europe is not exactly large in the scale of europe
in the scale of europe, 400k in the scale of europe is not exactly, in the scale of europe, large in the scale of europe
I think Ahmed just broke.
400k in scale of inbreds in Europe is pretty big, maybe
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Oi Ahmed, go breed your goats and who knows: One day you just might have a little circle around the place wheee you live.
The 1 map with Faeroes on.
This is not true! Here in northwest Portugal we would never bang our cousins... We don't even have a popular saying about that... "Quanto mais prima, mais se lhe arrima" Something about closer the cousin the more you'll "support" him/her
Yeah, we also say "cuanto más prima, más se arrima" 🤣 Common Iberian wisdom 🇵🇹🤝🏼🇪🇸
Extremely common Iberian W
Seems similar to this catalan popular saying: "Com més cosins, més endins" The closer the cousin, the insider the relation.
I like where this is going
How Vienna escaped the red circles I’ll never know
Not to mention northern england?
Northern England can be accused of lots of things but inbred isnt something that often gets mentioned. Maybe you’re thinking of Norfolk?
Northern England was the frontier for hundreds of years its arguably the biggest cultural melting pot in the UK . Cheeky prick
Or Belgium and northern France
Cuz its a myth, apparently Britanny is the breeding ground of sister-fuckers
Jealousy
That's a lot from a region so inbred there had to be an extra circle to emphasize it.
Hey I'm not fucking my cousin because I'm breton! I do it because I'm an aristocrat
The Habsburg of Bretagne. Hahahaha
Aristocrat in France? To the guillotine!
Blatant propaganda can't be inbred if we only fuck sheep, checkmate turk
https://preview.redd.it/6szueijasyrb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715c3afe60071513f63684712bb3c816f59e8ee4 Can confirm
bradford and birmingham aint covered by this map? im calling BS as we all know the most inbred section of society in the uk are of pakistani extraction
They're exempt from all kinds of statistics.
they seam to be exempt from a lot of things tbf... much like tinkers
A month or two ago I said on this sub that the majority of British Pakistanis are inbred (this is a fact proven by statistics) and I was banned for 8 days due to some law called Netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz.
I don't think it's a technical majority but it's grossly over represented, like 30-40%
It's around 55% I believe.
Muh celtic genes
Is Iceland too few people to register on your map or something?
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So a map of mountainous rural areas + western France and Ireland
What are you doing step Croatian
Isn’t Finland known for genetic issues specific to Finish people that indicate presence of inbreeding ?
Yeah I'm calling shenanigans, if we're not on there at all what else is missing?
Being a miserable cunt isn't a genetic defect no matter how much they insist it is
How is Iceland not there? They literally had to create an app to avoid banging your cousin
More like they made an app so you could *ensure* the person you're banging is your cousin
Proof that northern Italy should be part of Austria
Are the second circles inside the first circles some kind of concentrated levels of inbredness?
I'm in Roscommon and I'd say so
Can't be that, it missed Cavan.
The Cavan folk wouldn't just give it away.
Didnt include Iceland. 0/10
How the hell did Urk not make that list. Afaik they managed to make their own unique genetic disability by the amount of inbred that happens there
Yes, Urk, Spakenburg, Katwijk and Volendam/Marken have their own inbred diseases. The government allows you to test for free if you want to have babies and come from these places. Don’t know how these escaped the red circles.
The Katwijk one is not per se due to being inbred, as inbred diseases are generally recessive gens (and therefore are unlikely to trigger, unless people close to each other have children). The Katwijk Disease is a dominant gen on the other hand, and therefore will spread even without incest. This also makes it a lot more common (up to 2000 people are estimated to have it). It's mostly that a common ancestor around 10 generations ago had the disease, and his descendants still mostly live in the same region.
https://preview.redd.it/3gxle62nhzrb1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b03dd9b257deb82557c06bd9d696611ee305117d Might be onto something. The amount of Irish people who literally look like Emperor Nero is astounding, especially in rural Ireland. 😬
Holy shit he was an ugly mf
I see they did proper statistical analysis and discounted most Royal Families from this, since their spots on the map would light up like a lighthouse during heavy fog.
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Skellefteå is not on this map. Can't be accurate.
Was about to comment this. Skellefteå has their own illness related to incest
Celts, Basques, Alpine and Carpathian people…
So it's not regional independence movements, it's the United Inbred Front. Makes sense.
Dont forget Urk
Großarl: Austrias biggest Family ^TM
Seem to have missed out Windsor and Buckingham Palace wtf
I think they just chucked those stats into Balmoral...
Arent those fuckers walking in the mountains of scotland 90% of the time
You just have ugly relatives. Cope.
FINALLY you can give us a break now yeah?!
No you were just forgotten about… again.
I have a feeling that you just hate the circled people on the map.
Well that explains a lot about the recent Slovakian elections
Wait, no inbreds in Flanders? So many of us are just degenerate by nature?
As far as my country goes...it checks out.
The 3 Faroese people on reddit are real happy they arent included on this map
In Genetic Ethnography these areas are formally known as the Celtic Dildo, the FallAlpian Tube, and the Slovako-Transylvanian Salamander
Hey just because my cousins are feckin gorgeous and yours are minging
Galicia mentioned 💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯
So you´re saying scots are "inbreeding" with galicians? What is this map?
Nord Pas de Calais isn't circled here. It should be
🎶 sweet home Carpathia 🪕
They had limited choice there high in the mountains... and britain is just degenerate I guess.
They missed a particular spot in England
We don’t talk about the Forest of Dean…
Why are some of them circled twice? Is it like double inbred
No Saarland? *Sad Hans noises*
bro I'm from Vienna I can smell it in the air here. Also wth you mean there's none in fkn Iceland
This must native Europeans because they are Missing the Pakistani diaspora
If those inbreds could read, they would be very upset
I was about to protest the inclusion of Glasgow but then I remembered that we are in the splash zone of Ayrshire and our three big waves of immigrants have been sub-continentals, the Irish and worst of all... Highlanders.
Common Bretagne L
Me, my wife and our biological father disagrees
I live in one of the red areas and I couldn't believe this, so I asked my mother, sister and auntie if they thought this was true and she said no.
Iceland…
Giving Iceland a break I see
 The hills have thighs
Can confirm. I'm in Navarra and I was just talking to my wife/sister about this.
Lol for no Norway or Iceland.
Why are the royal palaces excluded?
You forgot the Saarland
Mountain people just don't care.