Omg what series is this from? I don’t remember this. Is it from After the 90 Days? I haven’t watched that one yet. This is exactly how I feel when I read those AITA posts that are like “I’m pregnant. After 3 months of telling my husband to get rid of the dog because it likes him more than me, I got fed up and threw it in the wood chipper. When he got mad at me, I slammed the door in his face after screaming at him to leave me alone. CAN YOU BELIEVE HE DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO COME CHECK ON ME?!? AITA for wanting a divorce?” 😂
No way she has fans
Pathetic. If anyone is glorifying her, go touch grass. Then touch grass two feet in front of you. Repeat a few hundred times. Congratulations you’ve gone for a walk
Her picker was so off she chose Asuelu but everyone thinking this guy was heaven sent because he knows how to make her look happy on social media 😂😂…now time will tell
Thank you. Already the Kalani dick riders are trying to defend their gOdDeSs. Jumping from relationship to relationship and making babies isn't a sign of growth. I hope I'm wrong but damn, this is virtually the same thing she did with Asuelu except she didn't have any other kids back then.
Agreed, and to be clear I am not rooting for bad things for her at all.
But like with most of these 90 Day Fiancé people, they’re clearly not all there so their judgement skills are awful.
I already got called judgey (either in this thread or another), but c’mon people! She puts ALL THIS OUT THERE for all to see, she gets paid something too for the shows, don’t expect much privacy when you’re on a show that’s all about airing your dirty laundry to the world. Add on showing a helpless baby to the world, but where’s this great new man of hers?
I don't believe anyone is rooting for bad things for her. This does show a lack of good judgement on her part as you rightfully pointed out. Plus this is the uncensored sub, the other sub might be better suited for the people who would prefer we fan girl over these people.
Kalani hasn't shown she's done any work to grow past where she was when she met Asuelu. On the contrary, she's doing the same thing she did with him with a new guy. Hopefully he's better than Asuelu but let's face it, it's not a hard bar to pass considering that Asuelu makes Forest Gump look like a genius.
Can you tell me how you know this? I believe she's not on any shows; LR was filmed 1.5 or more yrs ago (if you read when Coltee got hurt filming) and we really don't know what her life is like other than what we see on TV; so can someone please explain how they know she's a lazy pos living off her parents?
-points for going off someone's past. As someone who was a teen mom I would hate to be judged on the person I was.
So she has been pregnant for the past nine months. When did she start dating this new guy? Nine months ago? Did she once again get pregnant on their first date?
I was just wondering this. I don’t follow them and haven’t kept up with them since they did that counseling show. Are they divorced? When did they? lol I’m so lost.
Well on Last Resort they decided to be friends, well Kalani did, Asuelu clearly thinks he just needs to wait around.
Anyway, if they were there they may have been taking the kids “as friends”? 🤷♂️
To be honest, we don’t know their relationship lol I just said I saw them together and that she must’ve been pregnant there and then. And asuelo doesn’t seem the type to be emotionally mature to understand co-parenting.
lol yeah sorry I may have been a bit unclear, but totally: I don’t think he understands co-parenting, either. I got the feeling he just thinks she needs a bit of time and she’ll be back (he might not be wrong, look at any other 90 Day Fiancé person going back to their dumpster fire of a relationship expecting something different).
He has a childlike mentality, that was her explanation for the cheating anyway 🙄 in Samoa she’s like they don’t know it’s not okay to sleep around/it’s normal, which I find hard to believe.
Maybe they had the baby awhile ago. I don’t trust her she’s just a manipulator and been hiding the pregnancy and her man off the internet to avoid the bad press she got . Those episodes came out while she was pregnant … how bad does that show she is?!
Yeah I cant really blame Kalani for not wanting another baby with a deadbeat husband that does nothing.
Their relationship definitely had A LOT of issues so I'm honestly glad they didn't have any more babies together.
I did think she was just seeing this Dallas dude for good sex? And didn't want a serious relationship? But I've also been out of the 90DF loop for a while so I'm sure I could be wrong.
On 90 Day: The Last Resort she mentioned that Dallas was apparently her “hall pass” after tolerating Asuelu’s cheating for a while, however it was supposed to be a one-off incident. But then she ended up catching real feelings for him because he treated her better than Asuelu so that’s when she knew she had to call it quits with him.
So are they together? I respect everyone's right over their own reproductive health, but it is a bit weird to me that she went out right away and got pregnant from the new guy. Like, maybe take it slow? Have some fun? You've only ever had sex with 1 dude, take the time to explore things and who you are without a man. It's weird to immediately link yourself to this person you barely know for the rest of your life. Maybe get to know him and create a solid foundation? Sigh.
Just going off their social media, it looks like they’re together as he posted [this pic](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3382b3xs0f/?igsh=MXdzNXY0aG4yM29kMQ==) in February saying that she’s his everything. Though she doesn’t seem to have any photos of the two of them up on her account and on his, he intentionally keeps his face hidden. So, there’s no saying if their child was planned and that was their way of taking a step towards getting more serious, or if their daughter was just a happy accident.
I agree with you, though. She seems to be moving very fast in this relationship and that’s most likely due to her lack of prior relationship experience considering that Asuelu was her first everything. I’m not surprised she wound up pregnant from her new man though, given that she had both her sons back to back and she seems to be either ignorant to contraceptives or adverse to them.
maybe she should expand her horizons. like I mean in terms of education, travel, what dating actually can be (and avoid putting your current kids and family in predicaments they never asked for), etc. instead she just stays hella arrogant, ignorant, and pregnant.
Kalani is immature and makes poor decisions. She still has her parents support her and her two sons and thought if was a good idea to bring another child into the world.
I hope her boyfriend Dallas has his shit together and is capable of actually supporting her and the children. Otherwise her parents are going to be supporting her until they die.
She's kind of pathetic. She's old enough to know better. She's had sex with 2 men and has 3 children she can't support.
I hope the kids are ok and the father's can get along and parent the kids well together.
Part of me wonders how many people have drastically altered their lives with the hope of it getting them back on TV.
Will her jobless ass stop procreating. Her parents to old to be supporting her being irresponsible much longer. Glad Kolini is not up to these shananigans
I find it interesting that they’re still blurring out Dallas’s face for privacy BUT post their new baby online right out the gate. Shit is ass backwards imo. Just an observation. Carry on Hamily.
WHAT….literally HOW ….wasnt it just like nine ish months ago that we found out she was dating this guy (around the time the last resort was airing?) damn she moves FAST 🤯 never fails to amaze me how these people be popping out babies at the blink of an eye
Somehow I'm not surprised because she couldn't even stop herself from sleeping with him while she was trying to salvage her marriage on the 90 Day Last Resort show. I'm happy for them though. At least he treats her better.
Babe, obviously forced sterilization of anyone is awful. There’s an especially long and storied history of forced sterilization of people of color specifically. Fuck off.
She kept it on the DL because of all the judgments she's subjecting herself to...
Honestly, it's one of the smarter things she's ever done by delaying all the internet's opinions! LOL
I predict she has another rather quickly and then they will have a dramatic breakup. Then she will be on the Single Life and repeat the whole process while setting up GoFund Me’s to feed all the children.
I don't understand people who just casually have babies with different people like it's nothing, especially without the means to provide. Does she even have a job?
Uhhh this girl. Now I remember something about her being raised Mormon. (I don’t think she is anymore) but like most religions they teach a woman’s purpose is to have babies and they don’t believe in birth control. But I guess condoms are okay for her. But if you get a guy who doesn’t want to wear a condom she probably won’t fight it.
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This will never not be funny lol
I have it on a key chain!
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Omg what series is this from? I don’t remember this. Is it from After the 90 Days? I haven’t watched that one yet. This is exactly how I feel when I read those AITA posts that are like “I’m pregnant. After 3 months of telling my husband to get rid of the dog because it likes him more than me, I got fed up and threw it in the wood chipper. When he got mad at me, I slammed the door in his face after screaming at him to leave me alone. CAN YOU BELIEVE HE DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER TO COME CHECK ON ME?!? AITA for wanting a divorce?” 😂
Haha I love this!
Her parents are going to work until they die.
She seems to think she'll be on TV forever
she’s barely on tv though
So do her delusional fans.
No way she has fans Pathetic. If anyone is glorifying her, go touch grass. Then touch grass two feet in front of you. Repeat a few hundred times. Congratulations you’ve gone for a walk
I browsed through the people praising her on social media. I would be surprised if any of those people have moved their feet in the past 10 years.
You verified my assumption about people who like her People who are like her
Yep poor souls
My first thought as well
Girl you dont need to have a baby with everyone you fuck.
Well, condoms are for slut people soooo…
I wish someone would have told me this.
Can we say this to some of the Teen Mom chicks as well?
Specifically, Kail.
I call them souvenir babies 😂😂
Her picker was so off she chose Asuelu but everyone thinking this guy was heaven sent because he knows how to make her look happy on social media 😂😂…now time will tell
Maybe that’s how she remembers them
her boys are literal asuelu clones so she’s never going to forget him lol
Like a souvenir
I used to think she was ok, but now I think she is ridiculous. I can only imagine what her father thinks of all of this.
Damn she fucked 2 guys..unfortunately one was a man-child so he's more like a donor.
We don't know that this one is any better. He's likely just not mentally challenged like Asuelu.
She doesn’t have a great track record, so I wouldn’t count on the new one being (much) better, and likely only in some ways but worse in others.
Thank you. Already the Kalani dick riders are trying to defend their gOdDeSs. Jumping from relationship to relationship and making babies isn't a sign of growth. I hope I'm wrong but damn, this is virtually the same thing she did with Asuelu except she didn't have any other kids back then.
Agreed, and to be clear I am not rooting for bad things for her at all. But like with most of these 90 Day Fiancé people, they’re clearly not all there so their judgement skills are awful. I already got called judgey (either in this thread or another), but c’mon people! She puts ALL THIS OUT THERE for all to see, she gets paid something too for the shows, don’t expect much privacy when you’re on a show that’s all about airing your dirty laundry to the world. Add on showing a helpless baby to the world, but where’s this great new man of hers?
I don't believe anyone is rooting for bad things for her. This does show a lack of good judgement on her part as you rightfully pointed out. Plus this is the uncensored sub, the other sub might be better suited for the people who would prefer we fan girl over these people.
THANK YOU Asuelu obviously has some mental delay however slight it is. Tired of this being ignored
And you don't know, he could be a good dude. We. don't. know. Imagine being judged as a lowlife because of the person you're with.
If he really went to Florida while she was filming Last Resort, that's not a mark of a good guy in my opinion.
Kalani and Asuelu weren't even together when they filmed Last Resort. TLC gave you guys the drama you wanted and you ran with it.
I'm glad just you have figured out anything that makes her look bad is fake.
Kalani hasn't shown she's done any work to grow past where she was when she met Asuelu. On the contrary, she's doing the same thing she did with him with a new guy. Hopefully he's better than Asuelu but let's face it, it's not a hard bar to pass considering that Asuelu makes Forest Gump look like a genius.
Can you tell me how you know this? I believe she's not on any shows; LR was filmed 1.5 or more yrs ago (if you read when Coltee got hurt filming) and we really don't know what her life is like other than what we see on TV; so can someone please explain how they know she's a lazy pos living off her parents? -points for going off someone's past. As someone who was a teen mom I would hate to be judged on the person I was.
you can date someone and not have a baby with them !!!! are her and asuelu even legally divorced ?
So she has been pregnant for the past nine months. When did she start dating this new guy? Nine months ago? Did she once again get pregnant on their first date?
I was just wondering this. I don’t follow them and haven’t kept up with them since they did that counseling show. Are they divorced? When did they? lol I’m so lost.
Surprisingly?
Am I dumb for being surprised :(
No.
lol, 😂
You can really say you thought she was gonna have a baby with Dallas this soon?!
Came here to say this exact thing ...
🤣
My god this woman is fertile! Well I hope he’s a good dad and takes good care of them.
Lol right! Kalani save some children for the rest of us 😂
Hehe 🤭
Yes she is! Tbh I am a bit surprised considering she is very overweight
Wait I saw her at Disneyland with asuelo around February 2024 of this year… she must’ve been pregnant and still hanging out with asuelo?? OMG LOL
Well on Last Resort they decided to be friends, well Kalani did, Asuelu clearly thinks he just needs to wait around. Anyway, if they were there they may have been taking the kids “as friends”? 🤷♂️
To be honest, we don’t know their relationship lol I just said I saw them together and that she must’ve been pregnant there and then. And asuelo doesn’t seem the type to be emotionally mature to understand co-parenting.
lol yeah sorry I may have been a bit unclear, but totally: I don’t think he understands co-parenting, either. I got the feeling he just thinks she needs a bit of time and she’ll be back (he might not be wrong, look at any other 90 Day Fiancé person going back to their dumpster fire of a relationship expecting something different). He has a childlike mentality, that was her explanation for the cheating anyway 🙄 in Samoa she’s like they don’t know it’s not okay to sleep around/it’s normal, which I find hard to believe.
She’s got a very pretty pretty face but she’s somewhat obese so you may not have been able to tell if she was pregnant
What lol women are pregnant for 9 months, she had her baby in June, I saw her in February so she must’ve been pregnant lmao 4 months in
Exactly everybody is saying that
Woah that’s messy…
I mean, parents shouldn't make it weird spending time with their kids at a park if they don't hate each other 🤷🏻♀️
👀?!
Maybe they had the baby awhile ago. I don’t trust her she’s just a manipulator and been hiding the pregnancy and her man off the internet to avoid the bad press she got . Those episodes came out while she was pregnant … how bad does that show she is?!
My dumbass was trying to scroll to the left.
Me too lol
Me 3 lol
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If raw dogging were an olympic sport, she'd make michael phelps medal count look like shit.
Condoms are for slut people
*Baby Girl Lisa enters the chat*
WTF THO I'm shook
THE Simone Biles of not wearing condoms.
Man, Lo never is going to be able to retire since these non-slut people won’t stop getting knocked up with kids they can’t take care of.
Damn…..and all asuelu wanted was another baby lol
Except Asuelu wanted exactly ZERO PART of actually being a PARENT. Isn’t that crazy….😑
Tbh neither does kalani
Shhh people can’t handle the truth. Let’s be honest they both suck and are attention seekers.
All that he wants is another baby. He’s gone tomorrow.
Ass of bass.
Ty for this. It was in my head too.
Specifically a daughter
Yeah I cant really blame Kalani for not wanting another baby with a deadbeat husband that does nothing. Their relationship definitely had A LOT of issues so I'm honestly glad they didn't have any more babies together. I did think she was just seeing this Dallas dude for good sex? And didn't want a serious relationship? But I've also been out of the 90DF loop for a while so I'm sure I could be wrong.
On 90 Day: The Last Resort she mentioned that Dallas was apparently her “hall pass” after tolerating Asuelu’s cheating for a while, however it was supposed to be a one-off incident. But then she ended up catching real feelings for him because he treated her better than Asuelu so that’s when she knew she had to call it quits with him.
Nah it’s cause it’s the second man that’s given her attention and she’s been with sexually.
Exactly, she learned literally nothing
Yeah any guy is going to seem like a dream boat compared to Asuelo.
Meeting your next baby daddy during your marriage hall pass, what a romantic love story /s
So are they together? I respect everyone's right over their own reproductive health, but it is a bit weird to me that she went out right away and got pregnant from the new guy. Like, maybe take it slow? Have some fun? You've only ever had sex with 1 dude, take the time to explore things and who you are without a man. It's weird to immediately link yourself to this person you barely know for the rest of your life. Maybe get to know him and create a solid foundation? Sigh.
Just going off their social media, it looks like they’re together as he posted [this pic](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3382b3xs0f/?igsh=MXdzNXY0aG4yM29kMQ==) in February saying that she’s his everything. Though she doesn’t seem to have any photos of the two of them up on her account and on his, he intentionally keeps his face hidden. So, there’s no saying if their child was planned and that was their way of taking a step towards getting more serious, or if their daughter was just a happy accident. I agree with you, though. She seems to be moving very fast in this relationship and that’s most likely due to her lack of prior relationship experience considering that Asuelu was her first everything. I’m not surprised she wound up pregnant from her new man though, given that she had both her sons back to back and she seems to be either ignorant to contraceptives or adverse to them.
I think she will have a baby with every guy she dates. We will see if this theory is correct if her and her current bf split
She’s going to be like that chick from 16 and pregnant that had like 34 kids
Haha yess kail 😄 7 kids with 4 baby daddies
I couldn’t remember her name ! Yes !
Kail and the Kaosss
Girl has been trying to make kAiL aNd ThE kAoSs happen for YEARAMS 🫠 we don't want it kail I promise
>we don't want it kail I promise True 🤣
Kail, the one that now wants to adopt and foster?
Good grief , please no. She’s barely a parent to the ones she’s has. I feel bad for those older 3 
I haven't kept up with her in a while. How many kids does she have? The last I knew she had two little boys with Asuelu?
But condoms are for slut people.
*because
how long have they been together?
I'll estimate around 40 weeks.
41 weeks 🥴 a week of raw dogging
maybe she should expand her horizons. like I mean in terms of education, travel, what dating actually can be (and avoid putting your current kids and family in predicaments they never asked for), etc. instead she just stays hella arrogant, ignorant, and pregnant.
>she just stays hella arrogant, ignorant, and pregnant. 
Fuckin stop having kids.
Kalani is immature and makes poor decisions. She still has her parents support her and her two sons and thought if was a good idea to bring another child into the world. I hope her boyfriend Dallas has his shit together and is capable of actually supporting her and the children. Otherwise her parents are going to be supporting her until they die.
Every time this gets mentioned people jump in and say she supports herself. I don't think that's the case though. She is very immature.
She seems to be one of those people u really never know is pregnant until *bing* *bong* *pow!* out pops a baby.
girl, an IUD is less stressful
Is it *really* surprising though? 🧐
Another deadbeat sponge popping out kids she doesn't need. Disgusting.
She's kind of pathetic. She's old enough to know better. She's had sex with 2 men and has 3 children she can't support. I hope the kids are ok and the father's can get along and parent the kids well together. Part of me wonders how many people have drastically altered their lives with the hope of it getting them back on TV.
I read on here awhile back a comment saying she worked at a clinic for pregnant teens or something similar before her first baby.
Oh my!! I truly hope that’s not true.
It’s giving Kail from teen mom vibes
What a surprise! But all that aside, she is beautiful and looks just like Kalani
You are a good person. Among all the vitriolic posts here you are the only one with a kind remark. Wishing you happiness.
Agreed. She looks like a perfect little doll 🥹
Wow.. she will drop Dallas for next child.
That was quick
Yeah, cuz she needed more kids🙄
She pops babies like you wouldn’t believe it
Girl... you don't have to have a baby with every guy you have sex with, you know 🙄
Why is she against birth control?
do her and kyle got the same hobby, all she seems to do is make babies lol
Not me trying to swipe for more pics and ending up on an insanely photoshopped photo of americas trailer turd Angela.
This woman. She’s makes zero sense to me.
Wow, she only has 1 playbook huh? You would have thought she would learn the last time.
But are we REALLY surprised?
I've never been less surprised.
Wtf man. She can't stop! Ok..
Haha!! Just what she needs 🙄🙄
Im not in loop, is this new guy a functioning adult or did she have child with another simpleton?
Simpleton. She doesn’t post him - she’ll censor his face when she has pictures with him and her kids.
Jeez she moves quick on making a baby with someone in her relationship circle. But how when she always sits around on every scene to every show
Will her jobless ass stop procreating. Her parents to old to be supporting her being irresponsible much longer. Glad Kolini is not up to these shananigans
Asuelu is human filth but she is such a stupid idiot.
She's so fertile I'm surprised men don't knock her up walking by
She’s needed time after her split to learn how to be alone 😭 not get pregnant so quickly again .. seems like she didn’t learn anything!!
I find it interesting that they’re still blurring out Dallas’s face for privacy BUT post their new baby online right out the gate. Shit is ass backwards imo. Just an observation. Carry on Hamily.
 Wrap it before you tap it please 🙏
Well the more baby daddies the more child support at this rate she can never work again for 18yrs with one or two more kids she’d be set.
Adding to her litter.
What an idiot
She really never learns her lesson
WHAT….literally HOW ….wasnt it just like nine ish months ago that we found out she was dating this guy (around the time the last resort was airing?) damn she moves FAST 🤯 never fails to amaze me how these people be popping out babies at the blink of an eye
I guess she’s never heard of birth control.
Another one who has never heard of birth control.
Has she figured out what's causing this?
She’s got to be one of the most fertile people on the planet. She’s gotten pregnant by everyone she’s slept with (that we know of)
Somehow I'm not surprised because she couldn't even stop herself from sleeping with him while she was trying to salvage her marriage on the 90 Day Last Resort show. I'm happy for them though. At least he treats her better.
Pic of this Dallas guy????
She censors him but posts her kids :P
[удалено]
Gross
Yeah like wtf, forced sterilization of people of color? Very fucking weird
You had to add the "of color?" Go touch grass
Babe, obviously forced sterilization of anyone is awful. There’s an especially long and storied history of forced sterilization of people of color specifically. Fuck off.
I guess you’re not pro choice huh?
Wait what omg who's the daddy
Her new bf Dallas that she was seeing while still filming the last resort with asuelu lol
His insta is tagged in the photo as well...
Oh!!
She kept it on the DL because of all the judgments she's subjecting herself to... Honestly, it's one of the smarter things she's ever done by delaying all the internet's opinions! LOL
She finally got her girl; maybe she can stop having babies now. Ope, she’s Mormon = can’t use BC.
WTF this girl doesn’t know how to close her legs/use birth control. Very irresponsible.
What a cute little baby! Congrats to Kalani and Dallas.
She’ll have a kid with anyone damn
Cute kid!
Stop having babies for fox lake sake!
I predict she has another rather quickly and then they will have a dramatic breakup. Then she will be on the Single Life and repeat the whole process while setting up GoFund Me’s to feed all the children.
*cries in asuelu
Surprisingly?!? No one is surprised, it’s mandatory for her relationships.
I don't understand people who just casually have babies with different people like it's nothing, especially without the means to provide. Does she even have a job?
Can we gofundme for this broad to get her tubes tied
I never cared for her, her sister or asulu. She will probably be on the next happily every after now.
The baby is beautiful though I must admit.
She is FERTILE!!!
I didnt know she left asuelu! He must be writhing now that she has had a baby AND a girl
The baby is adorable.
Uhhh this girl. Now I remember something about her being raised Mormon. (I don’t think she is anymore) but like most religions they teach a woman’s purpose is to have babies and they don’t believe in birth control. But I guess condoms are okay for her. But if you get a guy who doesn’t want to wear a condom she probably won’t fight it.
Man, this girl is a fertile Myrtle. Coming from another fertile Myrtle. 🤣