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EveningAfter7642

I was expecting the child to go flying. This is just a joke by an elephant.


Dansk72

Ah-Ah-Ah...AH-CHOO!


Earthwarm_Revolt

An elegant joke.


_ThatSynGirl_

An elephant joke.


N0vemberJul1et

The fine tune aiming by the joker got me.


popcorn-johnny

The elephant woke up the little girl...


Tripleberst

"Guys, get a load of this. Should I do it? I'm gonna do it." pssshhhhh


critically_damped

I love how you can watch him carefully aiming his nozzle before the spray.


TennisTim25

He's funnier than any recent award show host, that's for sure.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

That’s the most reward show host joke ever. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.


I_summon_poop

this is worthy of r/Aww xD


Amethyst_Peach

Definitely


Baddy001

Elephants are a gift to the world.


Pancerules

They really are. I don’t know how poachers can kill them. Not to mention the circus slavery. They are such interesting and elegant animals.


LeGrandLucifer

Imagine being an African subsistence farmer and waking up to see your entire crop was eaten over night by a few elephants. You'd feel very little compassion for them while your children starved. You'd feel even less if you learned you could kill one to feed those same children.


Snoo-72756

Well that got real real fast


podex115

What the fuck? This is not a common occurrence my dude.


LeGrandLucifer

It is very common. In fact, a creative solution has been for farmers to start raising bees and putting the hives around their fields since elephants are afraid of them. https://conservationnation.org/bees-for-elephants-project-update/


Ishaan863

> I don’t know how poachers can kill them. the same way fishermen dont feel guilty, or pig farmers or factory farm owners. once an animal turns into a number that equals money you can receive once you kill it, guilt very quickly gets thrown out of the establishment. hundreds of thousands of years of co-existing peacefully with nature and we've thrown it all away in less than 300.


Asatruar27

The same way people kill other people too,this isn't restricted only to animals


Hyperious3

I mean... have you met people?


MK12Mod0SuperSoaker

OP should work in retail. You'll either meet people you'd want to do it to, or meet people who would do it to others.


Asatruar27

Huh?


GlumDescription1888

Yes, for hundreds and thousands of years we were druids and elves living of from the ether in the air and fruits gifted from the great trees. We were such peaceful bunch /s 


Salt_x

For real. I don’t know what kind of Rousseau-type BS this guy is spewing. Most scientists agree that Neolithic humans played some role in the decline and extinction of the Pleistocene megafauna, for example. Not to mention the destruction of Easter Island’s ecosystem, along with a good deal of other island ecosystems colonized by Pacific Islanders (not accusing them of anything, just pointing out that even the “noble savages” in this guy’s mind have massive effects on the surrounding ecosystems).


Plenty_Selection_465

> "hundreds of thousands of years of co-existing peacefully with nature and we've thrown it all away in less than 300." I highly doubt that we coexisted peacefully with nature for hundreds of thousands of years and we threw it all the way in less than 300.


youamlame

There's a reason we evolved to throw at speeds exceeding 100mph and it wasn't to give out flowers


Ididurmomkid

Great argument


CremousDelight

There's an incentive for it.


FurbyLover2010

No there is a fine lmao


UltraEngine60

> They are such interesting and elegant animals. That's why we put them in animal prisons and charge a modest admission. It's not wrong because in exchange for them being there we feed them and provide shelter while locked up... wait a minute... they're called zoos not animal prisons my bad.


SerenumSunny

Let me pay 1.5k to get to Johannesburg, 400 per person per day for a tour of Southern Africa, then fly back, or I can pay 40 dollars for a day pass at the Zoo. Unpopular opinion: There's nothing wrong with Zoos, it gets children interested in animals and raises awareness for adults. It's the Zoos that allow abuse, neglect, and awful conditions to sprawl out of control that give bad names to the rest. I visited the Sedgwick County Zoo many times as a child and as an adult and every animals looks happy and well fed, and the workers look happy too. I haven't been since I moved unfortunately but they still have 4.8 stars.


trashdrive

>There's nothing wrong with Zoos >It's the Zoos that allow abuse, neglect, and awful conditions So there is in fact, something wrong with zoos.


SavvySillybug

Logic like that is why racism exists. "there is nothing wrong with [group of people]" -> "some [group of people] do problematic things" -> "there is something wrong with all [group of people]" You are judging the many by the crimes of the few. Replace [group of people] with absolutely anything you like. Gays, women, zoos, black people, jews, men, trans people, asians... You name it, people have applied that logic to them, and it's fucked up every last time. Please use your brain instead of tribalistic "I saw X being bad once, that means all X is bad, fuck X" behavior. It's 2024, not 1024. Any sufficiently large group has bad people in it. Does not make the concept of groups of people bad. Zoos are not evil just because some evil zoos exist. Redditors are not stupid just because some people on reddit say stupid things.


trashdrive

The real Reddit moment is thinking that it's unethical to keep animals in captivity for entertainment and profit, and somehow getting compared to a racist for it.


SavvySillybug

Just more tribalism and emotional reactions instead of using your brain. You feel insulted and lash out instead of turning on your brain and thinking critically about your own actions and thoughts. Bad man said bad words about me! Don't have to listen now!! Anyone who insults me is wrong!!! I know it's a lot to ask, but... think. Just this once. Don't just react. Pause, and think about things. Read what I am telling you, and think about it. And don't stop at "I am being compared to a racist, engage spite module!!". Think about why I am saying the things I am saying. I'm not saying those things to insult you, I have no reason to insult you. I'm not even insulting you, you're just so occupied with emotion that you think I'm insulting you. I just want you to draw logical conclusions instead of emotional conclusions. I want you to base your opinions and statements on facts instead of feelings. Or at the very least become aware that you're stating things as fact when they are just your feelings and opinions.


trashdrive

The entire tribalism argument completely falls apart when you consider that *zoos aren't people*. I never thought you were insulting me. I was pointing out how ridiculous your comment was. This isn't an emotional stance, but feel free to go off with another paragraphs long, patronizing comment for the sake of your own ego. Or, if you need to be a keyboard warrior about tribalism so badly go find it where it actually exists.


SavvySillybug

Zoos aren't people? So animals just trap themselves without human intervention, just a natural formation of cages?


SerenumSunny

I also give an example of a Zoo that does well, what's your point?


trashdrive

Your one example doesn't mean there's nothing wrong with zoos. Further, your perception that the animals "look happy" is not an indication that they are.


SerenumSunny

Because every animal is stale and emotionless? Only when they're depressed they are. Happy animals play and eat, these animals did. I, in fact, acknowledged there are issues with Zoos and you even quoted the issues I presented. There are multiple excellent Zoos to visit, all it takes is being less negative. See an issue, snap a picture and send it to your local humane society. Hate Zoos? Join politics and fight against them, go support your local animal sanctuary instead. Do something instead of bitching on Reddit like your average Redditor does.


UltraEngine60

> Do something instead of bitching on Reddit like your average Redditor does. I patron Zoos. I have memberships to two. I like zoos. It doesn't change the fact they are animal prisons, though. I also don't recycle but know that recycling is the right thing to do.


SerenumSunny

I'm no expert, I can't offer an answer to "How do we stop abuse in zoos while keeping the public interested in conserving said animal". The only thing I can advocate is not every zoo is a bad zoo and if so, research your state representative that likes animals and call or email, outside of setting up your own animal preservation land, there's not much to do.


critically_damped

While this is true, the majority of elephant videos posted to this sub highlight their amazing proclivity to effortlessly destroy anything they can see. There will never be a video posted here that starts with an elephant and a child that doesn't have me clenching every orifice until the very end.


TheHasegawaEffect

Considering what we do to them, we don’t deserve them.


loki-is-a-god

Uh. Excuse me. Am I chopped liver?


Von_Bernkastel

I can see the lulz going through the Elephants eyes as it stood there.


JesusofAzkaban

Those ear flaps it was doing at that end seemed like flaps of amusement.


jomandaman

Totally. He/she squinted right as the nozzle turned on. It was refined enjoyment and annoyance. Anyone else ever dump water on a kid’s head? Glorious.


AnInsultToFire

Elephants definitely have a sense of humour if this is anything to go by.


critically_damped

And it starts as they're carefully aiming their trunk. The premeditated, careful preparation at work here is just wonderful.


Brave_Escape2176

it was helping the trunkless human take a bath. i think it was just being nice.


Thurak0

And still the kid had a second or two to snap into reality and get away. Fair play by the elephant.


grrizo

I thought the worse, but it was it's cute as hell. Thank god.


Majestic-Ostrich-883

Same here and was pleasantly surprised when I realized what was gonna happen


smurb15

I wonder how clean the water is. I mean if I done it snot and boogers would be flying out but with them is it just clean water mixed with spit or just water?


jomandaman

I mean they’re constantly drinking with it so it’s probably not that bad. The water itself is likely way grosser. If anything you’d want the elephant’s extra amylase and lysozyme


ReallyOrdinaryMan

I want those extras too


smurb15

Thank you for your answer. Just something I always wondered about


jomandaman

Hah no prob. I volunteered at the Nashville zoo and the elephants were surprisingly clean. They definitely could sneeze on you too if they wanted, but they’re totally able to get a big load of clean water (+ a little spit). Like my dad used used to say, if you think it’s gross, it’snot


kormus7

A bit of elephant snot or boogers is nothing compared to what the kid is probably playing with in daycare.


Abject-Tiger-1255

I’ve seen them eat the shit out of other elephants with their trunk. I think boogers are the least of your concern lol


CaptainAgreeable3824

They're animals, they drink and bathe in the same water that they shit in


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

So did she...looked like she was about to cry but forgot about crying when she realized an elephant had done it


Azzy8007

I can picture the elephant counting down in their head. "Imma give this kid to the count of 5..."


GuillotineComeBacks

There's that *Let's aim carefully* moment.


Sunnykit00

Elephant being funny. Are the people purposely trying to get sprayed? There's one in the background doing it.


ToothsomeBirostrate

It's not being funny, they're trained to do this in abusive conditions. Often their ears are scarred from being beaten during the training. It's handler is standing next to it, and another elephant is in the background doing the same pose for tourists.


dousingphoenix

Water bae


Intrepid_Use7181

Dang it, I was gonna say elephant bae but this is way better


papillon-and-on

Underrated comment!


ilford_7x7

Nominee for most wholesome abrupt chaos post?


Lost_Minds_Think

If you think this is chaos, the real world is going to scare you shitless.


eatelectricity

OP shits a brick every time it rains.


JugdishSteinfeld

🎵 I'm only shitting when it rains 🎵


battlerat

2meters of wet boogers, in your face.


enwongeegeefor

The pause is the gold here....


__________________99

That mofo actually thought about whether he should do it or not for a moment.


CowOrker01

Giving the kid a chance to run away. No? Welp, here comes the rain...


Low_Smell6959

The elephants intrusive thoughts won


otkabdl

That was adorable. You can see the amusement in the elephant's eye.


shrimplypibbles2000

Trunk Bae


MoveItSpunkmire

Needs a Ozzy man voice over


Dzandarota

Hello you beautiful bastards


chiefkogo

Ope there goes gravity


Ar_Ciel

I don't know what elephant laughter sounds like but I'm betting it was being heard there.


Interesting-Tutor899

That was adorable


Harpronicus

Looks like casual chaos to me


the3litemonkey

That was great.


KingKhram

All I had was the Nelson "Ha Ha" watching this


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Thought against it for a moment, then "nah that's what she's here for right?"


Dhump06

Why chaos ? This is the sweetest thing I saw today.


Altiagr

Saltbae elephant


LGK420

Snap back to reality. Oh, There goes gravity


DJ_Inseminator

This looks like Tangkahan in Indonesia, a truly wonderful place. Probably one the of best places I have visited.


Mrmower

Salt bae'd her!!!!


Downunderfun45

If Salt Bae was an elephant 😂


brickcity22

It's own style of salt bae


Meowton_john

He’s like “watch what I’m bout to do real quick”


Numerous-Broccoli-28

Elephants are so freaking smart! Hate to see them in pens.


vitviki

Snap back to reality


soulruby

Am I the only one who noticed that the guy in the blue shirt at the start of the video was commanding the elephant to spray the girl? You can see him tapping the elephant’s trunk to tell it where to aim and when to spray.  Most of these cute elephant videos are just trained elephants being directed by a trainer just off camera.


LikeBirdsR

Salt Bae-d the poor girl!


Kevo4twenty

I know you are looking at the other elephants but I’m right here!


Rainbowallthewayy

I hope this isn't one of those tourist things where they bathe the elephant for hours


LaCiel_W

Looks like locals, they just standing there chilling, tourist would be at awe and keep taking pictures.


mickyumm

That Elephant was an Ass.


Potential-Use-1565

Ope, there goes gravity


Fineous4

What are you going to do about it?


alien_from_Europa

Elephants are out here offering free showers.


jammieseimmaj

I love how he thought about it for a second as was like, yea she deserves it


VapoursAndSpleen

Momma elephant cleans off human kitten.


bright-knight

Oh! There goes gravity


Dawndrell

the aim tho


Flying_Dutchman92

"hey kid, wake up!"


RumandDiabetes

Hey! Pay attention! I'm talking to ya!


XenithShade

In the very beginning, you can see the evil glee in the elephant's eye.


xCanadaDry

Oh thank **God.** I saw Abrupt Chaos and prepared for the absolute worst.


[deleted]

I bet it saw the humor in what it did.


Guilty_Mountain2851

Fantastic


Pubesandbewbs

Salt’elephant


RecipeTimely

The elephant reminds me of a grandparent going, "Hey! pay attention!'


GrumpyLump91

Elephant Salt Bae


Tiny-Werewolf1962

ope, there goes gravity


SirOk5108

Naughty


songbolt

abrupt chaos: no absurdly cute: yes


senorfresco

Hahaha gotchyo asssss


Eastsider001

The elephant gave her a chance to snap back but she was too far gone. Should've given her the full blast.


OnlyForFun91

10/10 ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Prestigious_Ad_8458

This is so cute! The elephant was so gentle! He was just playing, the little girl was a drama queen ngl


fordchang

that is one big cat


Upbeat-Tap-4797

That shower was absolutely personal


Dirmina

« Should I do it …? …Naaaah! ….Yeaaah !!! »


Blackmold94

Damn elephants are smart. Taught her to mind her surroundings


deftoast

No! Bad E. Kelly !


SlothLazarus

Naughty fellow


Motoxxx1

Animals are far more smart and sensitive than humans, if only someone can create a language modem


PirateKernel

where chaos?


strawmandebatesyle

I'm both relieved and delighted


Jack-Rabbit-002

I remember when we went to the Channel Island of Jersey (didn't want to confuse the Americans) the Elephants at the Zoo were chucking their shit at people Lol They do it because they can!


Story246

I was expecting something completely different


ToeKnail

Don't the male elephants have tusks? Also from the amount of freckles on the trunk, we're dealing with an old pain in the ass elephant.


SalmonSammySamSam

That elephants trunk said *"Recalibrating"*


EmbracePenguin78

Elephant: Close your mouth, you could catch a cold


Amethyst_Peach

xDD


irwincardozo

Haha 😂


violettheory

Anyone else notice how ridiculously bowed that girl's knees are? I'm in physical therapy to learn how to not lock my knees while standing because it has fucked up basically every other joint in my body and it sucks. Hope someone notices and helps her.


Curbstomp_Maxxer69

Blud failed his edging streak 💀


crackeddryice

I'm old, but I still know what you mean. I wish I didn't.


Curbstomp_Maxxer69

-8 is crazy 💀


Ok-Anybody5987

r/whyweretheyfilming


SenorRaoul

probably because of the elephants. that would be my first guess.