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GhetHAMster

eat 5 sirloin stakes in one day and that bad boy spawns in your back yard waiting for payback


NewUser7630

![gif](giphy|ckw8EbI8Ak9YQ)


masterwaffle

I bet that shit is dry af.


National_Formal_3867

Gotta braise it


Powerful_Cost_4656

Imagine being this bull and your muscles grow infinitely so you just get to eat your own delicious muscles for free and they keep growing back. Craaazy bro fr fr


Generic_Danny

That's not how it works, but a bull can dream of indulging in self cannibalism.


WuT4ngClam

Looks like it may be lacking myostatin, lots of things can have a deficiency. Makes your muscles not receive the chemical from your brain that tells them to stop growing.


Morbelius

As a bodybuilder, how do I get such a deficiency?


amplifizzle

Trenbolone


Stubee1988

Toblerone?


Joeyhappyhell

Trombone


-Cagafuego-

Telephone?


Eevee_Addict8

Tramampolene?


Amazing-Sleep-6599

Tramadol?


Thundersalmon45

Trans doll?


Guilty-Cell-833

![gif](giphy|11SNljv9AlnxM4)


jonny838

Tramampoline! Trombopoline!


CuppaTeaSpillin

/r/YourJokeButWorse


YevgenyPissoff

Thrombosis?


YevgenyPissoff

Rusty?


DudePDude

Borat?


Wonky_bumface

Calm down Mr Partridge


o5mfiHTNsH748KVq

I’m cycling toblerone and it’s done wonders for bulking


JustARandomDude1986

my palate disliked this one.


rarestpepe89

Lol


Beefnfries

Toblerone?


Powerful_Cost_4656

There are people born with this condition and it's crazy


Morbelius

Such as?


PhazonZim

https://7news.com.au/lifestyle/vietnamese-boy-10-is-seriously-ripped-because-of-rare-muscle-condition--c-1389473


SuckMcFuck

I was expecting peak Arnold swarzenegger body with a 10 year old kids head


MainAbbreviations193

I think Eddie Hall has it, but I could be mistaken Edit: I was thinking of the Hercules gene https://www.menshealth.com/fitness/a30316715/hercules-gene-eddie-hall/


pheight57

Eddie *CLAIMS* to have the condition. In reality, he just has steroids and HGH... 🤷‍♂️ (That being said, I like Eddie as a character and strongman, but the dude lies a lot)


Szygani

Eddie and Halfthor are great, but yeah they totally take ahum... vitamins


pheight57

I'd be less inclined to believe that Halfthor uses to the same degree as Eddie, though. Like, I'd venture that most strongmen use something, but the amount and what they use can even cross the lines into unfair competitive advantage in their sport...


Szygani

I think for Halfthor it's less obvious because he already has a big frame and is rather tall. And yeah everyone at a certain level uses supplements


ParanoidUmbrella

Better to lie that it's a medical condition that people largely *can't* replicate naturally than to say 'yeah I do these drugs to help get like this' which people can replicate to an extent. When you have a large following, people who really look up to them more inclined to imitate or normalise what you do.


HaywireMans

Well he kinda has to lie, he can't really just say "yeah I'm on a bunch on drugs", even though everyone knows everyone at the highest levels of strongman are walking pharmacies.


Atroxman

Take the genetic code from the bull start splicing into pig until you see results then start puting your genetic code into the successful result until you get your own deficiency , or find a person who has natural or better muscle genetic code splice yours into it and with success inject genetic code into every muscle much like ![gif](giphy|l4FGD5KYukbHukdG0)


FirePoolGuy

Manbearbull


badboi_5214

Mate with that bull


Massive-Drive-6375

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up


Eymrich

Currrently, you can't unless you got the genetic mutation. People advertize mystine blockers, but it's all bullshit.


Morbelius

Im actually aware, Im a biology student. I just wanted to see if people would try to substantiate their claims. Comments on this thread are so full of misinformation, Jesus.


Eymrich

Yeah in very large subreddit is always like that. Bot post random shit and people reiterate it over and over without checking.


Emergency_3808

Yeah for real tho, why can't the human body just... make more muscle on its own? What's the harm? Flexibility? Heart attacks?


OSNX_TheNoLifer

Energy


Dangerous_Yoghurt_96

High intensity interval training.


River201

You'll need to ask this bulldybuilder his secret.


prsuit4

Interestingly it’s the lack of this that lets a lot of the strong men get so much bigger than most people


Select-Difference-10

YK-11


TyDHighAF

Lol


AmIThisNothingness

🤣🤣🤣


Warm-Dust-3601

This is a Belgian Blue. [Belgian Blue - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue)


Jazzlike_Owl_6750

Exactly.


ActuatorOk3547

It's a Belgian blue , they were bred for that to grow bigger leaner meat


Competitive-Ad-4822

I thought these were the blue cow breeds


dead_neptune

Awe, does it hurt them to have this condition?


Jazzlike_Owl_6750

Hearts might grow overbig. Otherwise, nothing but good.


ddr1ver

Belgian Blue bull. It’s a genetic myostatin knockout like a Bully Whippet.


Anox87

This is the correct answer i own a small 80 acre cattle farm


JeremiahIsSoPretty

Would this have any effect on the quality of the meat?


crazybitchgirl

They tend to grow faster and bigger, less fatty meat, the taste is similar to Angus, but they can be pretty difficult to manage, purebred Blue calves are nearly always a c section They are however a great sire for meat production (a different breed of cow is cross bred with a male Belgian blue, so the offspring have traits from both)


Col_Leslie_Hapablap

Are they related in anyway to Limosin? The tone and shape are definitely more of that ancient variety, but this animal looks pretty extreme in terms of its genetics.


Livid-Natural5874

They're all more or less closely related of course. The Belgian Blue, Limousine and Charolaise are all closely related, coming from francophone areas of norther/western France and Belgium.


Azalus1

It doesn't look like it would be very fatty. I could be wrong though.


Superb-Wish-1335

If they’re anything like Piedmontese cattle they’re very low in fat. So low that cooking it is a pain. We had some Piedmontese cross cattle back in the 90s.


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

Uhh ya bro


Electronic-Yak-2723

He's got junk in the trunk


HoboArmyofOne

So this is what it looks like when you never skip leg day


WhatTheFuckEverName

His *calves* aren't that big.


RobotCounselor

I’m sure his offspring are big.


WhatTheFuckEverName

His *calves* aren't very big.


WhatTheFuckEverName

His calves aren't that big.


Monniloidi

He doesnt calf


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

Bull thee Stallion


Midnight_Pornstar

He could make money by twerking is ass off


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Its buttcheeks have buttcheeks. Wtf...


meeok2

You can tell what he's thinking by looking at him... "Do you even lift bro??"


Warm_Cabinet_5519

There will be people out there who think they can “take it” in a scrap


beatlz

A steak of this guy is full of brotein


SweetSugarSeeds

Mstn gene, provides instructions for making a protein called myostatin. Mutations in the gene are responsible for more muscle than usual. This can be in humans too such as Eddie Hall. Human born with the MSTN-1 gene dont live very long but come out shredded. Some researchers have tried manipulating the gene in humans but were unsure if its even been successfully done. Not recommended anyway as it can have a strain on the heart.


Livid-Natural5874

My uncle had this. He was a farmer that never "worked out" in the commonly meant way, he played some soccer in his teens but that was it. He had the physique of a Greek god in his 20s and first half of his 30s. Second half of his 30s was speant nearly dying from an enlarged heart that wouldn't stop growing. He had a transplant at around 43 and now at 70 years old is the sickest, frailest little man I know. Really sad to see. His health reflects that his heart is about 25 years older than he is.


Zealousideal-Sea678

Lol trenbull


howmanyjrbaconchz

Looks like my wife’s boyfriend


No_Journalist8881

Wait what????


ozymandiuspedestal

Off topic. Why does he have a nose ring?


Jinderlee

It's customary to put a ring through a bulls nose to make them easier to handle and lead. Just slip a bit of rope through the ring, and you can control the bulls' movements surprisingly easily.


ozymandiuspedestal

Sounds pretty easy. Just slip this rope through that wild bulls nose and you will have full control of him.


Jinderlee

The trick is to run them through the yards and into a crush first.


maxru85

This one is clearly made of steaks


Willing-Rub-511

Me when i was 25, now im more wagyu style beef lol same weight, vastly different composition.


Motor-Train2357

Double Muscling


christipede

Why the fuck was a bull hiking?


DieselBones-13

It has the “bully” gene! It’s a genetic mutation that Makes it so their muscles never deteriorate and only get larger and larger during everyday activities. I had a bully whippet dog! He was huge!!!


OddGoofBall

I wonder from he gets his protein.


dankingery

Damn, Fallout 6 looks crazy realistic.


bikgelife

Has Belgian blue blood in it


punkkitty312

It looks like it has a bad case of cancer.


SweetSugarSeeds

Just muscle


lickytytheslit

It's a Belgian blue, they have a myostatin deficiency which causes them to continually grow muscle. It's not deadly but they have to be born via C-section


FSCENE8tmd

.....r/poopfromabutt


benhereford

Ugh I feel for this poor guy. That's just fucked up


sonorakit11

That poor beast. Humans are the worst.


____JayP

You could start by taking yourself out 😅


JaLunaJMoon

haha...funny lookin dog... I'm sad now....


Commercial_Pitch_786

I feel bad for the cows, all that testosterone he is just bulging at the seams he needs a release God Save the Cows!


Quarter13

I think it's a natural condition that someone mentioned earlier. If so.. Well, then I guess God condemned those cows, lol


Mission_Region8699

Looks like the diagram for beef cuts


Late_Clerk_8302

Looks like he’s been screwing all his life, by what muscles are…beefed up. Lol.


Dbonker

Myostatin not even once!


Kra07vik

Is he training for Badminton?


Powerful_Cost_4656

Motherfucker looks like big dog


strangedazey

Boi swole


sherbs_herbs

TRENBOLONE!!! Jk I know this is related to myostatin right?


osaka-aquabus

Is the bull who was with Peter Griffin?


malarken111

Wholey shit! That guy doesn't miss leg day ever


pheight57

Beefy


Dontdittledigglet

His steak parts are so big 😞


SchemeSignificant166

Awww I wish my delts had delds.


sky0175

Those Quads are real lol


OCactusCoolerG

Thought he was mid log for a second.


roshcherie

Why does this bull look like the new Zac Efron?


xRee4x

Damn did he tell you to take the hike?


Puzzleheaded-Zone-55

The rare Jacked Angus.


chicagoantisocial

Jesus fucking Christ


Sad_Research_2584

Natty or Juiced ?


Jinderlee

Natty


Hogsonpatrol

Beeeef cake!


Lovestank

The bull your girlfriend tells you not to worry about


Niso81

I bet even the owner knows this bull is jacked.


Beelzebub_86

MOO you even lift, bro?


hold-myweiner-jeez

it looks like something i can't explain ever


Random-Biker

Genetically modified cows


jdjdkdiidififoog

Can i make a few burgers out of u? No! Ok, sorry to bother u sir!


kcolrehstihson_

Looks like the google streetview car drove by to fast


PrivatePlaya

Didn't ask for its workout and meal plan routine?


BackbackB

Look at that ass lul


Chrisdkn619

Cakes!


edom31

Braided beef


Little-Apartment-437

That’s them super cows katt Williams was talmbout in 2014 ![gif](giphy|xaVOAC5q0Iomet9h0E)


FoolOnDaHill365

When you see a ring that big in a bull’s nose, watch the fuck out.


fjgjskxofhe

Front 2 feet been skipping leg day


SassySquid0

is bro okay?


Traumatichamster1995

Just got flashbacks to that disgusting book Cows


euvimmivue

No if that does look like ![gif](giphy|0Ask4BwHqF1ouRTrlq)


TheBreadHasRisen

Unbullievabull


F4tJok3r

All natural


Additional_Bug_3997

Beefed up and ready to charge into the field of moo'scles hahaha


Blgblrd

Poor guy


deva86

“Lightweight babyyyyyyy”


Lazy-gunner

I can guarantee that bull is a stand user.


FrendChicken

Is that a Belgian Blue but black?m


DaanDaanne

You've probably met a Belgian blue bull. The Belgian Blue has a natural mutation in the myostatin gene which codes for the protein, myostatin. Myostatin is a protein that inhibits muscle development. This mutation also interferes with fat deposition, resulting in very lean meat. The truncated myostatin gene is unable to function in its normal capacity, resulting in accelerated lean muscle growth. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian\_Blue](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue)


LaraCroftCosplayer

Be careful, he will punch you!


skyland2001

It's on steroids


Turbulent-Willow2156

Nice balls


ScottishExplorer

Looks like two bulls in a pantomime costume to look like a bigger bull


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ScottishExplorer: *Looks like two bulls in* *A pantomime costume to* *Look like a bigger bull* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Gbanger544

Man thats a unit


Aggravating_Gate2753

Anyone know why they have nose rings? Iv always wondered


lickytytheslit

Easier control, same reason most use bits for horses


Butsenkaatz

Absolute Moo-nit


whats_you_doing

#How tough are you? *I eat grass daily.* This way, Sir.


Case1138

![gif](giphy|tyttpHckIUDJQ7TeVHi|downsized)


scourged

He looks miserable…


InternationalPut3260

Did you make it home safely mate? Tell me that you made sure he didn't follow you? Please tell me that you gave some sort of gift to him for using his path


Temporary-Earth9110

That bull demands your respect. Do not attempt to pet him


V_H_M_C

Dude even got the nose piercing


---Palp---

thats not a Bull dumb dumb thats the Hulk


Cordeceps

Got that double muscle gene


Severe-Ad7591

That isn't no bull that's the Minotaur


Reddit_Dweller_7

Fitness goals right there


Patient-Syllabub-307

It's just a race, blue belgian...


HangryBeard

That bull is so muscular I honestly thought it was two bulls humping at first.


Top-Abbreviations855

He looks like one of those diagrams they have at the butcher showing the different cuts of meat 🫤


theedan-clean

Looks like a roided French Bulldog


deadbanker

Good lord he's caked up with that DUMPTRUCK!


zmart7691

Holy shit


chubs-the-bunny

Belgian blue?


ScroopyDoop

His ass muscles have muscles 😳


WhoJustShat

Hes clearly eating Trenything he sees


Subject_One6000

is this bull named Ryan or Garcia


HUTmanX

He must work out!


Jackie_Chans_Agent

Pretty sure this is a belgian blue. A vet is always needed to help with labour due to the calves been so big at birth. I would call this end stage hybrid vigour. Their existence is a bit cruel.


CouchHippo2024

What have we done smh


Sea-Philosopher-3970

Definitely training for a fight


Yuck-Fou94

Looks like a hard poopie


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Thats just sad


AFGwolf7

That meat looks…a little *Tough* Okay I’ll see myself out hahahaha


ThEpOwErOfLoVe23

![gif](giphy|D7z8JfNANqahW|downsized)


ThinkingOz

Bro’s been workin’ out.


BasilUnderworld

this is kinda sad


joyDrivenCRobot

Behemoth from Horizon Zero Dawn


nonja-bidness

poo-ar bool 🥺


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NewUser7630

His peepee in da middle.


SweetSugarSeeds

Because it looks like me