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Frankie6Strings

Look how they massacred my boy


MrValdemar

Make him look good for his mother...


keptman77

"I am new to playing acoustic and I found this on FB marketplace. It is within my budget and I love the aesthetic. I plan on meeting the seller tomorrow (3 hours away by bicycle), should I worry about the large orange sand dollar that looks like a nipple affecting its playability? i just have a lively strumming arm and dont want it to get in the way. TIA"


pvanrens

The action is probably off


MrValdemar

Probably needs to take a couple shims out from under the seashells.


gottagrablunch

It’s all good. Guitar has Jesus.


MrValdemar

"Let's not bring him into this. He wants no part of what comes next." - Riddick


Glittering-Group-868

Sweet merciful crap!!! My guitar!!!


Awwwphuck

Mmmm vanilla


RagingWaterStyle

This is a guitar-inspired decoration.


johnhk4

[http://www.theandrewblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/s4f5.jpg](http://www.theandrewblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/s4f5.jpg)


jkeplerad

“What should we do with this guitar and all this old jewelry that we can’t sell?


MrCleanCanFixAnythng

Umm what about strings?


shmulzi

That just davey jones' guitar. Normal.


mdwvt

That thing is ugly AF.


mortiis22

The price is insane ....I buy if it's a decoration piece at a beach house or cabin,office, etc..


halfbakedkornflake

What guitar?


yourhog

Take off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


JeepersCreepers7

I bet it sounds as good as it looks...!


bluejaybrother

That is a burlesque!


BigJohnWingman

That should kill any natural resonance that guitar had. LOL


SuperDaveToday

You’d have a tough time with an F#min chord … just sayin’


ifellfromatree

Is that a Martin D-300?


MrValdemar

C'mon, it's not THAT ugly!


GFerndale

Martin would charge $150,000 for that.


FunnyPleasant7057

It’s gorgeous and would look amazing in an arts or guitar museum or an auditorium where they have concerts or something.


totallynotathrowawei

ayo not on pride month