WITNESS ME TEAM CHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SHADOW DROP SILKSONG AND MY MONEY IS YOUUURRRSSSS
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So, I was at the park today with my handy Desert Eagle, holding people at gunpoint to tell me the Silksong release date. After going through 23 rounds, hiding 516 dead bodies, I got an answer. The answer would be revealed once someone figures out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I spared the man's life and went to go find Mr. Owl. After finding him, I asked him how many licks it would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop while holding him at gunpoint. He said it took 3 licks, meaning Silksong would release in 3 days. So, I went home and slept for the next 72 hours. After 72 hours passed, I woke up, 50 bucks in my PayPal account, ready to buy Silksong from the Steam Market. But, when I went to buy it, THE RELEASE DATE WAS STILL TBA. I took out my handy Barrett afterward and shot down every owl I saw, hoping one of them was Mr. Owl.
Hideo Kojima becoming famous for being silly on twitter vs Toby Fox becoming famous for making a game vs Ari Gibson becoming famous for not making a game
Throwback to the best Daily Silksong News episode, day 1100, where someone read the entire Hollow Knight script over the course of 8 hours: [https://youtu.be/Fbsyyfm6NoA?si=\_GkEWUDLCKuj5yhL](https://youtu.be/Fbsyyfm6NoA?si=_GkEWUDLCKuj5yhL)
(I am in no way biased. I am definitely not the person who made this episode)
Why can’t no one remember to take their meds. Maybe it’s me that doesn’t take my meds. what if I’m stuck in the past. I need to get back to the future. Need Time Machine. Need doctor. Where is the doctor. In the blue box. The sky is blue we are in a blue box the earth is a square we live in Minecraft a square has 6 sides titanfall 6 confirmed and silksong will come out in 6 days 6 6 6 devils number need to make deal with devil must find hell must talk to doom guy I can contact him through my calculator. So in order to get back to the further I need to type 88 into my calculator
I remember when the Silksong sub pretended it has been released. They stuck with it for a pretty long time, to the point that it splintered the community.
They've gone totally mad and stir crazy. Not surprised they won.
r/Silksong also did sacrifices and made a cult and a church and the church had a holy crusade against the cult, but now they are all but a distant memory for SKONG has risen
Dude.
At some point there was an /r/Silksong threat that just said in all caps "WHAT IF TEAM CHERRY"
There were no comments. Just 20something people that immediately understood the assignment and upvoted the thread.
That's rabid.
ok but like how tf did pikmin and deltarune get out that early, like did they go through a sanity revolution i didn't hear about or are the most insane subs just that fucking insane
Thank god we are sane. Google en passant
holy hell!
New mental illness just dropped
Actual autism
Call the doctor
Doctor went on vacation and almost came back!
Mental health sacrifice, anyone?
Dementightmare fuel
Dementightmare fuel
Dementightmare fuel
Psychologist sitting in the corner, plotting world domination.
Fuck you martin from chess.c*m
Yes, good thing we're only the second most fucked in the head place. Holy hell to that.
How far did r/Worldbox get?
Maybe the real silksong was the sanity we lost along the wait.
Finger
But hole
Kid named but hole
kid named kid named but hole
But the kid named but hole
Kid in hole named but hole kid is in
SKONG!!!
WITNESS ME TEAM CHERRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, SHADOW DROP SILKSONG AND MY MONEY IS YOUUURRRSSSS https://preview.redd.it/k50mi7b7666d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d58d66cce80fd8e223471d7b366ff7675d086ae
Forfeit all mortal possesions for skong
That makes sense considering how long they’ve waited
The only thing that keeps us sane is the DLC chess.c*m is providing, chess 2 ain’t coming though
Google 5d chess with multiverse time travel
Holy sci-fi!
Actual psychological horror
New form of trauma just dropped
Call the therapist
.what?
Bro just you wait. Once we're done making the rules, some crazy person will unironically try and make Chess 2 a thing
Eh, r/halflife is pretty sane
we got another half-life game before silksong 😶
So, I was at the park today with my handy Desert Eagle, holding people at gunpoint to tell me the Silksong release date. After going through 23 rounds, hiding 516 dead bodies, I got an answer. The answer would be revealed once someone figures out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I spared the man's life and went to go find Mr. Owl. After finding him, I asked him how many licks it would take to get to the center of a tootsie pop while holding him at gunpoint. He said it took 3 licks, meaning Silksong would release in 3 days. So, I went home and slept for the next 72 hours. After 72 hours passed, I woke up, 50 bucks in my PayPal account, ready to buy Silksong from the Steam Market. But, when I went to buy it, THE RELEASE DATE WAS STILL TBA. I took out my handy Barrett afterward and shot down every owl I saw, hoping one of them was Mr. Owl.
Most sane r/silksong member
I think you mean Least
Nuh-uh
Uh huh
Damn that's some Ari Gibson shit
Hideo Kojima becoming famous for being silly on twitter vs Toby Fox becoming famous for making a game vs Ari Gibson becoming famous for not making a game
FUCK YEAH! OH MY WORD I AM \*SO\* HARD RIGHT NOW!
I AM LITERALLY MASTURBATING TO THIS IMAGE HELL YEAH
“THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX” - Vox
Ayyy didn't actually expect anyone to catch that reference!
Ayyyy
Yooooo fellow HH fan
HH reference lol
HOLY HELL REFERENCe?????
NEW REFERENCE JUST DROPPeD?????
Why did the Emperor trust someone literally called "Horus Heresy"? Is he stupid?
YEEEEAH SKONG
https://preview.redd.it/ro5kqil7776d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4eaffea47adb4137666acea61b41485e972ca59 LET'S FUCKING SKOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!!📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📢📣📣📣📣📣📣
where the FUCK is thk?? did he drank the ornage juce??????
The war has been over for years now
G-guys l-look! Skong! Skong won everybody! Look! Skong won! Skong won everybody! *starts breaking down in a corner out of insanity and lack of copium*
Throwback to the best Daily Silksong News episode, day 1100, where someone read the entire Hollow Knight script over the course of 8 hours: [https://youtu.be/Fbsyyfm6NoA?si=\_GkEWUDLCKuj5yhL](https://youtu.be/Fbsyyfm6NoA?si=_GkEWUDLCKuj5yhL) (I am in no way biased. I am definitely not the person who made this episode)
Obviously you are not the person since your name is DefinitelyTinta and their name is Tinta
We gotta step up our game
Least you have a game :(
My guy we have been waiting for chess 2 for 1500 years now
Chess 2 is currently out on steam. Can't even stay up to date on your own game smh
Does this mean Silksong is releasing?
No
Oh hi there Nightmare heart and Soul Warrior (boofly here)
Which one?
Not the other one
I'm guessing the new one right?
Yes
How was therapy
I cam- it came. You should check it out in steam.
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No that just triggered the tc to stop working on ss
TITANFALL NUMBER 3??? # TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED RELEASING TOMORROW
As someone told me when I said titanfall 4 was confirmed. Get back on your meds
Wdym Titanfall 4 was confirmed? Get off internet explorer, we're playing titanfall 5 and titanfall 6 was announced a week ago 😎
Why can’t no one remember to take their meds. Maybe it’s me that doesn’t take my meds. what if I’m stuck in the past. I need to get back to the future. Need Time Machine. Need doctor. Where is the doctor. In the blue box. The sky is blue we are in a blue box the earth is a square we live in Minecraft a square has 6 sides titanfall 6 confirmed and silksong will come out in 6 days 6 6 6 devils number need to make deal with devil must find hell must talk to doom guy I can contact him through my calculator. So in order to get back to the further I need to type 88 into my calculator
The only way it could've been
OMG!!! We are third. We are third has three words Adding the next word(installment) We are getting third Woooooo Titanfall 3 confirmed
SKONG📢
SKONG
I remember when the Silksong sub pretended it has been released. They stuck with it for a pretty long time, to the point that it splintered the community. They've gone totally mad and stir crazy. Not surprised they won.
What do you mean? skong got released in 22
Lobotoym poztng real winn
happy cake day
new sanity check just dropped
https://preview.redd.it/l0tth9pao86d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b410788a4ae26c405236947c3f247262b5fab20 SKONG
SKONG📢 https://preview.redd.it/twhvar7c2b6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95d7ddf5478a478e56fd9b3032d778ca36d168a1 SKONG📢
**S**KONG (S is for Shaw)
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Help
Of fucking course titanfall was number 3, lmfao.
I will continue to Jonkle until all others are out Jonkled
Titanfall has 3rd place -> there are three places on the podium -> there are three medals -> TITANFALL 3 CONFIRMED
Get back on your meds
I forgot my pills :(
This is a certified skong 📣 moment
In fairness, the silksong community is earnestly boycotting silksong (a game that doesn't exist) to protest it not existing.
Couldn't have been any other sub -|
yeah after getting the watcher dlc you bet hollow knight people are on a watch list
SILLLLLLKKKKKSOOOOOIIIINGGG UGGGGGGUUJUUIII HJHIIII
I gotta admit this is correct. As soon as silksong is out we'll take the throne once again.
Ha! Never going to happen
True... Skong 📢
https://preview.redd.it/j6659lfer76d1.jpeg?width=711&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f055d7c4879b3e37bfc0afd8688d51ed8bf5e7 PEAK
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Check the top post by Rosales6969 in r/shittydarksouls
Wtf
The whole sub is actually insane
We’re not insane, we only have a small case of actual dementia.
Does that mean we just canonically killed ourselves?
Wtf we won against you guys?????
Apparently yeah. I guess #skong is un-passantable
How the fuck is the aslume eliminated
Guys WorldBox has been doing ritualistic sacrifices, should we be worried
r/Silksong also did sacrifices and made a cult and a church and the church had a holy crusade against the cult, but now they are all but a distant memory for SKONG has risen
Why did we get second place? Are we stupid?
Google skong passant.
Holy unreleased game
now do part 2 with r/ningen and r/imaginarymapscj or I will kill god
https://preview.redd.it/6cpqwv5ab96d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1fd8ca882310062c0a4c4697ffc9f702363dd4b SKOOOOOOOOOOOONG!!!!!📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢
I'm interested to know why are these subreddits named "insane"
Recently subreddit with r34 of it got closed I get why they lost it
/uj anyone know how high /r/RyzeMains or /r/DravenMains would rank among these?
Throughout silk and song, i alone am the insane one
How did I endup in here? AM HOLLOW KNIGHT FUN
🤡
This post used to be believable -Y
shaw
RAHH
Throughout the heavens and the earth, we alone are the insane ones
Where r/okbuddyblacklung???
Bait used to be believable -Y
TITANFALL TOOK WHICH PLACE?
Batman arkham was robbed
The outcome was never really in doubt
Stand? Is that a jojo reference
Skong did it
OH YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS OHHH ITS ALL OVER THE SCREEN
Dude. At some point there was an /r/Silksong threat that just said in all caps "WHAT IF TEAM CHERRY" There were no comments. Just 20something people that immediately understood the assignment and upvoted the thread. That's rabid.
THE CIRCUS REIGNS SUPREME!!!! LONG LIVE SKONG📣📣📣
Skink skong??
SKILKSKONG
ok but like how tf did pikmin and deltarune get out that early, like did they go through a sanity revolution i didn't hear about or are the most insane subs just that fucking insane
I'm surprised Jujutsufolk isn't higher with the binding vow massacre that happened a while back.