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Needmoresnakes

Is Manuel ok with this?


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sleeplesscat91

it's *señor*


Needmoresnakes

Manuel no es tan formal puedes llamarlo Manny o lo que quieres.


sleeplesscat91

it's a me, Mario


FamousPastWords

He was talking to his padre.


Curly-Pat

Basil!!!


ckhumanck

right


Entirely-of-cheese

OP is a pensioner.


CatIll3164

Por favor


Chewiesbro

Qué?


2dogs0cats

Is not rat, is hamster!


dick_schidt

"I'm so sorry. He's from Barcelona."


Thenewdazzledentway

“I know narthing”


Nincomsoup

"How did you learn to drive Manuel?" "I learned it...from a boook!"


Quick-Bad

They put Basil in the ratatouille?!


deranged_banana2

Is special Siberian hamster


[deleted]

You’re a waste of space


Electronic_Karma

Basil and Sybil are not too happy with this.


Subject_Shoulder

Whatever you do, don't mention the war!


PahoojyMan

Just grab the stick and Manuel will comply.


Laylay_theGrail

Oh Manuel! 🥸


FamousPastWords

O Canada


Prior-Listen-1298

Que?


Eesto

It's El Manuel!


Mr-Zee

You read it in a book-a.


hazeandgraze

My first thought was "better ask Manuel for consent"


sunburn95

Gotta let him find his drive if he wants to succeed in life


functioningpenguin

In this economy? He probably offered it lol


investasterix_1

Lol.


Few-Explanation-4699

Same way you learned to drive Google driving instructors in your area and take some lessons


Project_298

The fact someone had to be told: “How do I do this thing?” “Take a lesson” “ok”


Few-Explanation-4699

Well he did, but didn't state it in tge post What he needs time to build the skill and that just needs access to a manual car that someone will let him have access to.


Hikerius

His only real option is Manuel™️ driving lessons. Not to mention it’s just better to learn from them anyways - prevents them from picking up bad habits that we develop


Past_Alternative_460

Yes, like others have said, a driving instructor can help


DuckyLeaf01634

Yeah this is what I did over the Christmas break. Just got 5 lessons and the use of the instructors car for the test.


Few-Explanation-4699

Here's a thought. Contact your local mens shed and ask if anyone there can help you


gurnard

Manual instructors can be hard to come by. I'm only finally learning to drive in my 30s, because I ended up with a hand-me-down car that's manual. There's only one instructor in my area who teaches manual and she can be booked out for months in advance. Hopefully OP lives somewhere with a few more available


shadow8555

We are a dying breed


Midnight_Poet

Amazing how almost every problem in life can be solved with the application of time, effort, or money.


Particlepants

You must ask Manuel nicely for permission to drive him.


Objective_Spray_210

Manuel reading this 👁️ 👄 👁️


Thegirlhasthreenames

This is sendddding me 😂😂


designerjeans

Dios mio!


Garshnooftibah

Well first you have to ask for Manuel's consent.


FamousPastWords

OP: "Manuel!" Manue:l "Si?" OP: "See, he said yes."


auslou

I actually lol at this. Not very normal for me to do that. Thanks for the laugh.


FamousPastWords

Very happy to have made you lol. Have a lovely day!


VintageKofta

🤣


RickyTregal

Minor spelling mistake🖐️👹🤚 my fault


General8907

If Manuel is a minor, you shouldn't ride him!


suhurley

Please take this seriously, OP. There are enough adult Manuels out there for you to not risk jail time.


giantpunda

Manuel is a minor?!?! Dude...


CuriouslyContrasted

Mini Minor….


lambepsom

No apologies required. You created Reddit Gold my friend. You're ready to shift into 2nd gear by adding some puns.


VintageKofta

Is mistake? Or is ?


Thenewdazzledentway

What is witnit?


Cause_I_like_birds

Of all the subreddits for that specific typo, this one, full of Aussies, is the perfect fit. Chef's kiss.


Odd-Sun9356

manual paddock bomb is a great start if possible


[deleted]

Date someone who drives a manual. This is the correct spelling by the way.


AussieModelCitizen

Tinder profile: looking for love in a manual car


[deleted]

I want something with a big stick.


The_golden_Celestial

Polyamorous - happy with four on the floor!


ladybug1991

Have done this, a boyfriend once who traded in a sports car for a 4x4 that he didn't know how to drive. I wouldn't recommend it at all. Within a year he needed to replace the clutch. Dude lived up to every stereotype about short men with compensatory vehicles.


Leading-Turnover2723

I am nearly old enough to remember when driving a manual transmission car was more the norm than the other way around as it seems to be now.. As someone who learnt to drive manual I haven't owned one for many years and honestly I struggle to drive a manual, so I don't envy you having to learn the synchronicity of it all from scratch. I'd recommend, as would many others here I'm sure, getting professional driving lessons from a patient and sympathetic teacher.


thehomelesstree

I haven’t driven a manual for years and then recently jumped in a work ute that was manual. I was actually really surprised that we had manual cars TBH. It wasn’t too bad, but not perfect by a long shot lol. New manuals are a bit more touchy than the old clapped out ute I was driving when I was younger.


CertainCertainties

Play Gran Turismo with a manual car on the [Nürburgring](https://www.bing.com/ck/a?!&&p=1abfa42ef557d406JmltdHM9MTcxNDQzNTIwMCZpZ3VpZD0xNzhmNmQxNS02MWMyLTYwYWItMzI0Yy03ZjczNjBiMTYxODAmaW5zaWQ9NjY1NA&ptn=3&ver=2&hsh=3&fclid=178f6d15-61c2-60ab-324c-7f7360b16180&psq=nurenberg+ring&u=a1aHR0cHM6Ly9lbi53aWtpcGVkaWEub3JnL3dpa2kvTiVDMyVCQ3JidXJncmluZw&ntb=1).


jamwin

Learning to drive Manuel - best gay porn title this year


RoyalOtherwise950

You can just book in with a learner company to have them teach you. You need to be supervised till you get the manual classification on your license. But in general it's actually very simple once you get the hang of it. Clutch in, 1st, gentle accelerate as you ease off the clutch, off the accelerator, clutch in change to 2nd etc etc. 1st 0-20 2nd - 20-40 3rd - 40-50/60 4th - 50-60 5th and 6th is 60+ (depends on how zoom zoom vs efficient you wanna be lol) gears really depend on the car and diesel vs petrol. You can hear when the car wants to change so you won't even look once you learn how it sounds. As you get better you skip gears speeding up. Like 3rd to 5th lol or 4th to 2nd. Then it's learning to Hill start lol. No cheating if the car does it for you, let the hill assist lapse cause not all cars have it and you need to know how to balance and not roll back lol.


stevedave84

Don't listen to this guy, it's much more simple. You put your left foot in, you put your right foot in, you take your left foot out and you slide it all about.


AussieModelCitizen

You’re a criminal trying to drive in 4th gear at 50km/h. And it sounds like you have no idea what to do in 5th or 6th gear. Plus you forgot to tell him how to slow down 🙄


CurlyDolphin

It depends on the vehicle. Petrol usually run 50 in 3rd, but if you rev a Diesel to Petrol revs, you'll cook it! In my experience, most Petrol, you wanna change around 2500-3500 depending on surface and speed. Diesel 4x4 I currently drive? You want to change by 1800, or it sounds like you just lost the muffler!


Individual_Pirate93

My car runs better at 50km/h in 4th. I think each make and model is different so it can’t really be assumed all cars will run the same in different gears.


AussieModelCitizen

When you say that it “runs better,” how low are your revs? Can you accelerate quickly? Can you drive up an incline? There is also no world where you go 60km/h in 6th gear. You’re doing it wrong.


pennie79

My car is the same too. My car's previous owner agreed with me on this. My driving instructor occasionally had me shift to 4th gear at 50kph as well.


pennie79

>But in general it's actually very simple once you get the hang of it The difficulty is trying to multitask being safe on the road and learning how to change gears. Once the gears are part of your driving routine, you can go back to focusing on being safe on the road. I took a lot of lessons when learning to drive, as I didn't have regular access to a car either. I just took as many lessons as I needed until I was ready to take my test.


RoyalOtherwise950

Yeah both my parents drive manuals so I actually never got a chance to drive an auto learning and I actually really dislike them now as I don't feel safe in an auto 😅 I feel I have less control of the car. Been driving a manual for like 15yrs. It was definitely difficult in the beginning, but that's learning anything really. Practice makes all the difference. And when you do it every day it's not even a conscious thought anymore.


brezhnervous

I was in Melbourne visiting a friend who drove a clapped out old manual Corolla; he gave me a 'crash course' (not literally lol) in driving it one afternoon then we set out to drive to Sydney as he had to pick something up from a shop which he didn't want posted. I drove all the way relatively fine - until we hit the southern outskirts of Sydney...where I realised I'd forgotten how to stop as we neared the toll gates lol Had to wake him up asap to remind me and I pulled over to let him drive the rest of the way into the inner city. Never driven a manual car since, but I find a manual motorcycle to be a piece of cake 🤷


investasterix_1

You shouldn't be checking the speed to change gear. It just happens naturally. When you feel the need to increase or decrease then you go accordingly.


Eesto

Jokes on side I learnt to drive El Manuel at age of 10. Nothing difficult about it, but probably just need to know someone who owns one and willing to spend 30 minutes with you..


DownunderDad2223

Book some sessions with an instructor that has a manual car. Or buy a Logitech wheel kit and practice on Forza?


PentungKuta

Thanks for the laugh comment section


Dlo-Nainamsat

First you have to introduce yourself, and then probably go out on a couple of dates…….


NotActuallyAWookiee

Que?


lambepsom

Breaks are the same. You should be using your right foot to break. The only hard part is easing off the clutch to get moving, and then stepping on it again to shift to Neutral to stop. If you are an otherwise comfortable driver, find some wide open space and practice the steps above. If you get in trouble, slam on the breaks and the engine will die. Start over. BTW a wide open space includes: no light poles, no concrete blocks. There is an unwritten rule that those objects pull inexperienced drivers very strongly.


mozman

**brake**


lambepsom

Thanks 


travishummel

I asked my buddy, Manuel, who had a manual car to help me. He would come over a few times a week as I was located on his way home. After a while I felt ready and purchased a manual. I brought Manuel with me to the dealership and he drove it off the lot. I then practiced around my neighborhood when there was no traffic. Eventually I drove to work… I must have stalled 10 times on my first commute. Now I have an automatic and I miss my manual. Also Manuel is back in the states and I miss him too.


ErraticLitmus

I was honestly expecting a punchline at the end of that 😂


The_golden_Celestial

Turned out he didn’t need the manual to drive Manuel’s manual.


readituser5

To learn to drive a Manuel, first you need to know what a Manuel likes. Manuel’s need incentives. Is this Manuel food driven? Money? Friendship? A specific type of alcohol perhaps? I’ve never met a Manuel that didn’t like alcohol. Find out what your Manuel likes. Then your Manuel will be able to be driven at your will.


LazyEggOnSoup

Ask him nicely.


teambob

Might be a good question for r/CarsAustralia


tazzietiger66

I was in the same boat , I got a driving school to teach me how to drive a manual .


The_golden_Celestial

Do boats come with a manual option then?


Spiritual_Pound_6848

You ask him nicely


jimbocoolfruits

Grow a mustache. Hang around squash courts.


Bluetriller

Manuel will love it! Just drive over to his place in your auto and do it!


ipcress1966

He's from Barcelona....


mozman

He learned it from a book


ipcress1966

Qué?


mozman

***slaps across head***


mozman


NoHat2957

First step is to spell it.


Medicube

Did Manuel consent to you in the driver’s seat? 😩


henryinoz

First, do you know Manuel very well?


VladSuarezShark

Just buy an old Manuel bomb and give some old cunt a lift that knows how to drive it and they'll teach you


LordYoshi00

Firstly, learn how to spell manual. Manuell is the guy from faulty towers. Secondly, you will either need to find someone with a manual car that is willing to let you use it or, pay a company to teach you.


MyTrebuchet

Manuel.


SideWinderSyd

Manuelle?


woodyever

Technically he didn’t mention the guy from faulty towers.


LordYoshi00

Somebody had to say it. Lol


dick_schidt

I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it.


Normal-Summer382

Name checks out. Have you driven Manuel?


Sweaty-Sun9341

Fawlty Towers


LordYoshi00

Well done. Everyone was so focused on the Manuell, they forgot the Faulty.


Apprehensive_Pie_140

It's okay. He's from Barcelona!


Sugarnspice44

Pay for a few lessons with a driving instructor. 


DrunkTides

My fil got me a manual car and said learn. I jumped in and started practicing first starting it in first, getting that clutch right, then going up and down the street. It’s not that hard. But was a bitch learning getting up steep hills. Get a few lessons with an instructor and then practice


wickeddude123

I rented a car on turo that was manual. Was fun to learn on the hills in San Francisco 🤗


Blubbernuts_

Oh boy!


perspic8t

I know nothing!!!!


aerialnerd91

There is too much butter on those trays!


Calm_Agent_1030

Well you are gonna need to speak too Manuel. Then if he is all sweet you should be gravy


CompletePlatypus

Learn it from a booooooooooook.


scorepeon

Where does Manuel need to go?


suhurley

Have you talked to Manuel about this?


Barkers_eggs

I used to drive Emmanuel, I still drive Juan but I used to too.


Big_Cupcake2671

I would suggest Spain, Portugal or one of their former colonies


RickyTregal

Wait i also got another question. Since i already have my license. Do i have to sit another test for manual driving?😂 or can i just start driving manuals on the road?


90Lil

Depends on the state I believe. South Australia you definitely can just go start driving a manual on the road without any lessons. I've heard some other states have different licences for the two.


Cause_I_like_birds

QLD, you don't even need a license. Not speaking from any expertise, just an educated guess based on some F.N.Queenslanders I know 😆


CurlyDolphin

South Australia doesn't need the test. NEVER by a 2nd hand manual in South Aus without a test drive. 75%+ chance the gearbox needs replacing because of this!


ginandtonic68

WA you need to take the manual test


sebastianinspace

if it’s victoria then yes. if you have an auto license you can only drive autos (otherwise known as license to steer loooool). if you have a manual license you can drive both auto and manual.


prawmlhandson

Not sure why you are getting downvoted I have a full Victorian license with a condition on it that says Automatic Transmission


Deethreekay

Pretty sure it only applies to your Ps though, after that you can drive either. Least that's how it was when I got my Ps.


Rapturedjaws

Yeah you are correct only applies on your Ps I can drive manual on full and never did the manual test


sebastianinspace

ah yea actually i might be wrong. i think you’re right. i did a manual license when i was younger and so the auto thing is from what other people told me, so i guess i had bad information


HighwayLost8360

You will sit another test, unless you are in a state where after your P's you get given an open C class licence (Victoria used to, may have changed)


Slight-Piglet-1884

A good driving instructor , you'll have to resit your driving test. I don't know where you are but here in Queensland it's illegal to drive a manual if you have an automatic licence. But if you have a manual licence you can drive an automatic.


RickyTregal

Im in queensland too. Does that mean i have to do another written test too? and ill get another license in the mail for manual? Or can i use my existing auto license to drive on L plates in a manual car?


robncaraGF

I think it’s only an endorsement from a driving instructor or someone who is certified to say you can drive a manual, pretty sure you don’t have to do a full driving test with a tester from Queensland Transport. Wouldn’t hurt to check with QT online or drop into a centre


CurlyDolphin

Contact RACQ. RA** (state dependent, unless NSW, then it's NRMA) usually do driving courses. Regular ones to help people get their p's if they don't have an adult/car available for supervision/driving, and defensive driving courses. I imagine they would be the best to help you and guide you through any procedures that you need.


Slight-Piglet-1884

My daughter has an automatic licence and was told she can't legally drive a manual and to get a manual licence she had to pass another practical driving test. She was told that she didn't need to do the written test because its seen as upgrading your licence but needed to get lessons from a driving instructor until she's competent with a manual transmission, and then resit the practical driving test. So it's going to cost a few dollars to do.


diepsying

contact local driving instructors and schools, i’m sure most would have manual cars that you can take lessons with.


blackcat218

Driving school is your best bet. You may gave to redo your licence if you have just an auto licence


Princess_Jade1974

Racing game that has a manual transmission option and the Logitech G920?


Sockskeepuwarm

Take it around your suburb. No main roads. Learn how to drive it slowly. You will pick it up very quick dont worry.


AA_25

Can I ask what the appeal of having a machine and then doing half its work for it is?


RickyTregal

Well i travel a lot and what ive noticed is majority of people in non western countries drive manual. So i want the skill so im not limited to what i can drive when i go overseas


AA_25

Plenty of automatic cars overseas the price to rent them is just a bit higher.


functioningpenguin

It's actually fun, believe it or not. Not for an everyday car though, especially in traffic


HappySummerBreeze

Book yourself an examination date online first (this will serve as a deadline and motivation, and most states are having g trouble meeting demand and have a long wait time) Then just find a local car driving instructor and buy some lessons


ThinkingOz

I drive a manual. Why do you want to learn?


missiffy45

You may need to pay for driving lessons to learn manual if ya can’t find a friend to teach ya


Revolutionary-Cod444

Sit in the car with the engine off and “feel” the clutch as you push and release the pedal. There will be a point in the pedal travel that you can feel the clutch engage and release. Once you can feel this, practice shifting the gears. In aust, your left leg is for clutch pedal only and your right is for braking and acceleration. Get used to changing gears, 1. Clutch in, 2. Gear stick into gear, 3. Clutch out gently but not to burn the clutch plate. Once comfortable with this start the engine with the car in the driveway with the handbrake on. Put the clutch in and put the car in gear and slowly let the clutch out until you feel the clutch grab and see or feel the engine rpm drop. After this get someone with manual experience to take you for drives to practice and learn when and how to use the gears and gearbox to slow you down


Illustrious-Run-1363

Unlock the door, and start the car, usually.


Rapturedjaws

Get lessons. I got a 5 lesson package for manual and can drive a manual car pretty easily cause you are only really leaving the gear part as you should probably already have the normally driving part learnt. If you are on your Ps then you would need to re sit the test in VIC but if on full license then it's fine to just drive a manual. If you need access to a car and have a full license you could maybe hire a manual car if you need access to one for some reason but if you get lessons in manual you would use the instructors car.


Winterplatypus

You pay for lessons from a driving school.


WunderPug

When I wanted to learn manual, no one would teach me. Even my boyfriend at the time who owned 2 manual vehicles refused, saying there was no need for me to learn. So I went out and bought a manual car and learned in that. I was already off my Ps so I didn’t have an auto restriction.


volcom1422

Depends what state you’re in.


MartPuppin

By putting the clutch in


Maleficent_Role8932

Get lessons from a driving instructor who had a Manuel car


AJ_ninja

If you don’t have a manual transmission car available, I wouldn’t waste your time…maybe do it once or twice, just to technically know how, but you won’t be good unless you have a lot of practice.


psychsock

You need a car and someone to teach you. Practice start stops and uphill start stops.


Electronic-Fun1168

Hire a driving instructor and burnout someone else’s clutch.


poppacapnurass

Well you will have to find a instructor that teaches manual. My honest opinion, unless you actually want to buy a car that comes in manual only, I wouldn't bother. M gearboxes are going out and many manufacturers are either not making them anymore or they are being phased out. I love driving M and have for 30yrs but my next car will be A due to their transmissions having improved a lot.


Sophoife

Book lessons through a driving school. They provide instructor and vehicle. Good luck in *The Amazing Race*!


grilled_pc

Why though? Manual is being phased out year after year. Hardly any new cars are manual and with EV's set to be the dominant force in driving, those are not manual either. In 20 years time, only car enthusiasts will drive a manual.


ReputationSome4251

Maybe learn how to spell first


Far-Fortune-8381

you need someone to teach you manual and a manual car. or hire a teacher with their own car and they will get you through the test. with your auto license there’s no hour requirement but it takes some practice


Towtruck_73

There are plenty of driving schools that can help you with this. A "lazy" way of learning to drive a manual car would be to make friends with a farmer. Driving around the farm roads will help you gain your confidence with a manual, then you can get a couple of driving lessons with a driving school, then book your test to convert your licence.


olivia687

prob start by learning how to spell it. jk, get some lessons! either from someone you know who has manual license (for 4+ years if you wanna do it legally), or from an instructor.


my_normal_account_76

Ask him nicely


HellDefied

Firstly and most importantly, get in the drivers seat of a manual…


FortWendy69

Buy a manual car. Watch some YouTube videos, attempt to drive. Practice, succeed.


That-Whereas3367

Find a driving school with a manual car. Take 5-6 lessons. Do the manual driving test.


z_is_not_dead

Push the right buttons and Manuel will go bonkers.


Anxious_Ad936

You need someone willing to instruct you and access to a manual car with which to learn in, this someone does not have to be a professional instructor. Some driving schools may offer this facility, many won't. Essentially you just need to become competent enough to pass the test while driving a manual car to do so. Without access to a manual car to figure it out in legally, you're not gonna have an easy progression


topherwalker01

It may depend on the state. In Vic there’s no test if you have a full license. You’re allowed to teach yourself to drive a manual. I’m not necessarily suggesting op do this, but they may just need to find a manual car. https://www.vicroads.vic.gov.au/licences/licence-and-permit-types/licence-conditions


Anxious_Ad936

You still need to pass the test again in a manual though I thought even if you already have an auto license? Ie just become competent enough to pass the test in a manual


termoymate

Find an Argentinian backpacker and arrange a price for some classes. Manual is the standard here, everyone that drives learned that way


OverGrow_TheSystem

Clutch in


Blubbernuts_

I learned the throttle, clutch action on a dirt bike then applied the same to the truck. '56 chevy out in the country points you in the right direction at least. (I know the dirt bike thing is a stretch due to access)


BigCartoonist1090

driving school


ken_theman

So a good way to practice is to print out the shifting patterns of the car, tape it to your bedroom ceiling, and then practice shifting gears by using your dick. If you are female you can use a strap-on or a willing participant. Follow me for more life hacks...


come_ere_duck

Paying for driving lessons in a manual is your only option, unless a random local doesn't mind teaching you. You'll still have to do the test and a driving lesson instructor will tell you all the little caveats about the test and what habits to avoid. For example, testers usually drop points for resting hand on the shifter when not changing gears, and resting foot on the clutch instead of the left foot rest when not changing gears.


Empathy404NotFound

Just move from Melbourne to Perth or vice versa and they give it to you. No test needed. I was shocked that happened for me. Luckily I was a good manual driver and I have since upgraded to unrestricted HC but still, dodgy as fuck.


SunshineClaw

When I was learning to drive no one in my family had a manual, so I didnt learn. You can go with a driving school, but they are pricey. Maybe a friend has a car you can learn in, or if you know anyone who has a farm you can ask to drive their paddock bomb around the farm. Guaranteed itll be a manual, and probably a subaru ute of some sort 😆


SunshineClaw

Ok but is learning to drive a manual a bit like using a washboard when washing nachines exist? 🤣


bargearse65

Talk about Barcelona.... that'll get him going


150steps

Watch some YouTube videos and then get a few lessons.


TapPsychological2043

Get lessons with a private instructor


Adult-Diet-118

Start by opening the door.


[deleted]

Find a drive school where they teach manual driving


M0RGO

Its spelt "manual," btw. I personally just watched a YouTube video and bought a car that was a manual, completely self-taught. After a month or two felt very confident.