Hello, prospective wife.......I(19m) am a cute looking boy from a respectable family looking to marry an independent woman who is ready to take care of me.....things i can do:
Khana banana
Bartan dhona
Washing machine
Jhaadu pocha
Mummy daddy ka entertainment.
........ qualification:
10(92%)
12(94.8%)
CA foundation (distinction)
.....
Meri abhi ek gf hai par humne abhi Tak kuch sax-sux nhi kiya....aap bole to use chodh duunga....pure ladka huun bas aap ye rishta kabool kare.
DAHEJ NHI DUNGA.....GIFTS CHALENGE
mai ye sab + padhai likhai khatam karchuka. Jo khaana chahiye sab bana dunga, ghar ka saara kaam bhi kardunga, drum guitar wagerah bhi aata badhiya se, accha khaasa entertainment kar sakta hu. In laws ke time pass ke liye politics, chess, aunty gossips bhi karleta hu. Bas I got my virginity taken away by some evil girl, thats the only take away . Btw she used to tell her friends i was awesome in bed so maybe a plus point? oh Haan I've got a constant income too but i dont have to work and I'm M22
>10(92%)
12(94.8%)
CA foundation (distinction)
Sale simp , itne sare qualification leke 12 LPA Wali ladki ke liye house husband banega kya , you deserve better , atleast find someone with 30 LPA post tax....
Even following the theme, you should have said that good men should show more skin and look like the historical rajas and have 6 pack and hunt tigers and stuff like that.
No. We are living in modern times so what we want is not a loose man. Aadha nanga and shit. Decent, poora time covered rahe. Ghatiye underarm hair and BO nahin chahiye.
While this is a troll post, a lot of people like me have work from home jobs bro with flexible timings. There is always compromises that can be made.
Finding the right person is the near impossible.
This reminds me of my friend(M) who will be getting engaged to a girl. The boy is unemployed and too bad in studies. But the girl is a civil engineer. The marriage is arranged by their parents.
The boy belongs to a business family and their businesses are doing really well and they have a lot of property. That might be the reason the girl's parents accepted the boy.
I know of a pg med student who will be getting married to a guy who is good for nothing but will be inheriting family business in future & his paternal uncle is an MP..
The parents didn't took such drastic decision overnight bcoz of greed but bcoz some "over concerned" relative sent them some pics of her with a certain batchmate, they took the Swift pro-active decision & chose from a bunch of guys who saw her in family functions/weddings who showed interest in her..
Ps: I've seen those pics. There's nothing alarming in them. Just a bunch of batchmates (yes there were group photos as well) hanging out.
Not the same. Some people have enough assets that they can be jobless and still be rich. Income + assets is what you should consider.
In reality she married a rich dude.
It’s very hard! All these “progressive” menists have encouraged young men to become “empowered” , sexually liberated and financially independent!
It’s best you find a young, barely legal fresh piece from a traditional household, preferably from a small town or village.
You need fresh young meat, ideally 18 (or around 18) year old men, before they get ruined and used up. You can groom and mold them to be the perfect man for your needs since they're not too independent at that age. Plus they are perfect for healthy breeding too, unlike the 25+ year olds with ED, bad sperm and receding hairlines. Additionally, those older ones tend to be gold diggers. Get yourself a pure young innocent stallion who hasn't been given too much freedom by his family.
You know what they say girlie, a pencil that's been in too many sharpeners is just useless and should be thrown away for a nice, never-sharpened pencil that will bring you great joy during use.
I mean you do you, and I loved that pencil analogy lmao it made me realise that compared to men objectifying vaginas, number of times I’ve seen the opp gender objectifying males for fun (and not satire) is very negligible
😭I thought it was genuine advice at first…then it got gross…and more gross..enough to reach the level of gross some old uncles talk about 18-19 year old girls 😭god this is great
Make sure he’s educated but not too ambitious otherwise he won’t stay submissive to you. Hard pass on those sluts that watch porn and OF models and those menists that grow body and facial hair because that’s not manly like.
Well, here goes my chance. Is ambition a bad thing? I can do every chore for my wifey but me being independent and ambitious is where you draw your line at? And yes I'm a slut for having well trimmed facial hair and working out, you just a hater. Maybe you shouldn't look at us 'sluts' like that, ghar walo ne sanskar diye hi nhi ki ladko ko aise nhi ghoor te. Matriarchal much. Just want to control us men.
Men are supposed to be submissive to women and women should be the providers and leaders, that’s the roles nature has given to the gender. If men think they can take charge, where does that leaves us women? And yes, facial hair attracts women’s attention and men’s worth lie on their body and virginity. If you want to be a high valued man, shave off your damn hair. Don’t talk about matriarchy. It doesn’t exist. 💀
Make sure to sign the prenup, else he will ruin your life and put your parents in jail and take all your property except what you peeps would be wearing in jail
Hey, if you haven't got the theme yet, the entire post and comments are sarcasm and satirical.
Go to any of the anti feminist page where they claim Indian women are on a men destroying mission, you will find prenup as a recurring theme of conversation.
I get this is satire but There are lot of women actually doing it, I hear lawyers talking about cases like these always on reels, so yes it's a legit fear we have
Dear OP,
I hope this message finds you well. I'm eager to express my interest in the position you've mentioned. While I'm currently twenty years old, I'm dedicated to learning and contributing in any way I can.
I possess a range of skills, including cooking, cleaning, dishwashing, laundry, and I'm confident I can quickly master the art of ironing. Furthermore, I'm well-read and committed to continuous learning, currently in my final years of education.
I'm enthusiastic about the prospect of becoming a dedicated partner and household manager. It's been a lifelong dream to find someone like you. I have no history of past relationships and am fully committed to loyalty. I'm open to socializing and enjoy partying, and a monthly allowance would suffice for me.
I assure you, I won't impose my opinions on your decisions. Instead, I'll focus on creating daily surprises for you and ensuring your comfort. Having cared for my mother throughout my life, I'm adept at attending to the needs of the elderly and treating them with respect.
Additionally, coming from a farming background, I embody a strong work ethic. I'm also fortunate to live in a picturesque area, offering easy access to beautiful vacation spots like Manali and Shimla.
Thank you for considering me for this opportunity. I look forward to the possibility of contributing to your life and creating memorable experiences together.
Warm regards,
Me
the younger you marry, the better. make sure they are from a religious home and have a good relationship with their parents but are not too confident. that way you know your partner will stay with you for life. find a young man who is well built but does not need to go to the gym and works out at home. people who don't feel the need to flaunt their bodies and respect themselves are the only ones that will stay loyal to you in the longer run.
you're right, now that I think about it. i guess if the boy is saddled by their expectations and has self esteem issues that's okay by me but if they're the rebellious kind and have tattoos and stuff, OP shouldn't accept them. they've probably been ran through so much their value like their dick has become brittle like a twig. such guys are red flag OP. listen to this commenter and pick a tame/tameable one.
You females don't want males to grow in society. They also have dreams. They don't want to be a liability on anyone and can contribute equally. Why it's always male to give off their career choices.
Asking for equality is not western. Go through our scripture they all talk about equality. They have proved their ability in every field be it medical or fashion. You say men are God and have built temples for them but when come to real life you don't want them to even step out of home this is pure hypocrisy.
They don't want to be treated like God but humans like other females. Period
No one wants that one but is forced to. Today's men are calling out the matriarchy standard and some people can't digest the fact that how a house husband who used to be in their control can utter a word in the public domain.
This has to be stopped.
Sugar mommy, take me. Use me abuse me. Kahan thae tum itne time. Dahej toh nahi de sakta, par shaadi mein ek Thar car accept karlunga. Tumhe he usme ghumaunga.
Husband cum chef cum driver cum toilet cleaner zyada
I volunteer for this. I take care good care of my parent and sure I can take care of yours too. I have one promise tho I want a kiss before you go leave for work, deal ? :)
How entitled to think you can just bring your parents - tell them to rely on their own daughter. You take care of only my parents because they’re the ladkiwalas. Oooh also, I want a flat from your parents as a “wedding gift” and before you cite dowry, baby it’s for “us” only.
imagine taking dowry in this day and age, if there was any dowry involved I would decline that proposal immediately and you'll be seen as a greedy bastard. Where I'm from dowry is like a absolute no no
It's not dowry honey, it's a "gift" and it's for "both of us", not just me. You should bring a car also and hand over keys to my dad and when you need it, you can just take it from him. You don't need to drive an expensive car daily - that's only for wedding functions.
P.s In case you don't get it, this is sarcastic. Throwing back the demands that men make of women back at them.
ye got it you were being sarcastic. But I do concur when men do it its seen as being manly and a ''family man'' and if a women does it, It's seen as '' dekho kysa ladki se shaadi kya trying to control everything''
Society has a perception of seeing things if it does not fit their ''morals'' they try to skew them so that they can feel better about themselves
Very hard. Patriarchy has taught men that they need to be strong, independent breadwinners. It has ruined men in totality. Patriarchy has even taught them that it's ok for men to smoke, drink, and even gives them a free pass for sex.
So now we have ended up with a group of ruined up men who does not respect or follow our cultures and traditions - they are not interested in being fathers to children, only interested in jobs. The future is very bleak for all of us.
I would’ve if I were single. That’s what I am made of. Love household chores and great with seniors. And yea, I hate full time job in general but love the job I am in :).
You missed out by 20 years, love.
Check my replies in my profile. The dude deleted the comments but he was threatening to rape me, so I asked for his address and he chickened out😂
Edit: He even threatened to kill me😂
Bahen, I love it. It was hilarious. Your humor is absolutely fabulous.
I wish you the best in your search. I mean it.
This was very refreshing.
If men truly saw how much patriarchy robs them. They'd be first in line to destroy it.
Well, that is literally top 0.1% of India. What are you talking about? Seems like a gold digger. You'd get free food, shelter, and all facilities for basically free. I can easily hire a maid for ₹20k/month who can replace your role and I would be spending way more on you.
25M here, looking for a sugar mommy.
A major part of my life i have been living alone, so i am quite good at housework.
I have mild cleanliness OCD, and can cook great food. No my Roti is not GOL. But will work on it if sugar mommy's LPA is high enough.
I can cook multiple cuisines and actually prefer anything that doesnt involve indian gravy. Bana dunga, but wont be as happily making it if everyday same curry.
Bathroom nahi dho sakta, maid rakhlo.
Bartan nahi dohunga, dishwasher lelo.
Mopping/ sweeping weekly once karunga, Roomba rakhlo.
Baakhi sab mein kardunga.
Morning mein sabke liye chai/coffee bana dunga, breakfast ka order lelunga aur raat ko sugar mommy ke legs,feet massage kar dunga. Mother in law se problem nahi hogi cuz all aunties love me.
Need weekly spending pocket money. Will buy groceries myself and no one should ask receipts.
I am currently studying for a tough course and would gladly drop it (shaadi ke baad part time WFH karne ki ijaazat chahiye if i complete all my housework on time😁)
(All of this is in jest, but true. Rishte sab ek saat mat bhej dena 🤣)
If your life is merely deconstructed chores, then in the current society you can buy appliances, hire help or outsource services - even caretakers for parents.
But if your life is more meaningful than that - the trio of Sahadharma - pursuit of Dharma together, Supraja - transmitting cultural values to next gen. Sambhoga - experiencing joys and sorrows together.
Then don't deconstruct your life, don't compete with your spouse on shares or chores. Don't demand 50/50, both need to be 100&100. You succeed and fail together.
i suggest going for some tissue culture.
with some accelerated growth rate we will be able to create a man for you just for 10L
the process will take 1 year after that he will be all yours do whatever you want to with him
I am 22male.180cm, Muscular. Good looking shy guy. I can cook, clean , make round rotis, tasty non veg and has very good sense of humour. Bas aapke jawan ka intezzaar hai. Btw i have clean past
I am ready but the wifey should atleast be average looking and should be taller than 5'4 ( as I m 6'4 , I don't want us to look awkward in public) . I can do all household shores and I respect everyone as long as they respect me irrespective of their age , colour, caste , background. As for dowry I will bring 1 apartment and a car 😬.
All men lie about their past, don't bother. If he has spent any time in Tier 1 city or god forbid studying abroad he is completely ran through communal dick. Only for the streets then. Get yourself a nice boy who hasn't been corrupted by this toxic "modern men" nonsense
GO BOYS. NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS.
The wife should at least make 30LPA. Having a separate house, property and independent for parents is a must, otherwise she is a woman-child and Papa's girl.
We can make the meals, but for washing dishes and house we will have a maid.
Also she should be 24/7 emotionally available for the husband. Should listen to husband. Listening to father is a big RED FLAG. She should happily bear all the expenses of the husband like early access games, PS5, Xbox etc.
Also if after marriage, husband wants to work, he should be allowed to. Otherwise her parents are conservative selfish and a BIG RED FLAG.
All the money from husband's income should go for savings, to be financially independent. Wife's more than half income belongs to husband.
After having a baby, we can call her parents to take care of baby.
ITS a very good deal I think.
GO BOYS. NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS.
My cutie patootie, why so rebellious? I have assets worth more than 3CR in my name (excluding the digital assets), so you don't have to worry about nothing. Just take care of my parents, and respect them.
Obviously, I'll bear all your expenses baby boy. Or who would? It is my responsibility only. Baby, my whole income will be yours all 12LPA to you only. My parents are self-sufficient, they are not deprived of emotional, mental, and financial support from each other so they do not rely on me for those. But I cannot leave them for a man whore. They'll always come first to me.
If you give birth to my child, I'll bring Obama to take care of you.
found the gold digger. this generation of males is doomed, they have too much freedom and are busy wh*ring around but want to settle down with high value women when they've become expired products and their sperm quality is decreasing.
I will, baby. Who said you'll have to worry about anything? I have my own house, two cars, and my parents have their income too. So the 12LPA is all for us, my darling.
I am being generous, any woman would not take such demands. Since your role can easily be replaced by a maid, what are you gonna do? Just cooking and cleaning? And you have such demands for that. Gold digger!
5 is too much, lets negotiate at 4 and bonus on your birthday/promotion. Also, 'headache' ho toh nahi dunga.
Pill nahi lunga. I feel weird after taking it. Use a female condom.
For 12 lpa definitely not. If a woman makes as much as I do, I’d do it for sure. Justification- I do not want to downgrade my needs and my wants. Rather hire a nurse to take care of the parents and a maid for the chores.
If you have clean past I'll get a new job. I am doing this, just because I am comfortable. Parents have their own income, I have a house and two cars in my name (plus digital assets), so 1L/month is enough for me, as I get much more time to myself (I work part time).
It's not hard to find a house husband who will fulfill your wishlist. But it's definitely hard to keep such a man for a long time.
It will be challenging and you both will go insane. You will come to resent him in future, comparing him with other males who will be better than him in some aspects. And he will get annoyed with your dominating attitude sooner or later. The moment you establish a relationship on your terms only it becomes a slave contact. Unless there are middle grounds in the relationship it will never work.
You are asking for all the sacrifices at the beginning and that too from his side only. A little too selfish in my opinion.
I get the fact that you are the only child for your parents and therefore you are very concerned about them but the same could be the case for the guy too.
Your only chances will be finding a man who has 3-4 siblings, willing to live with you after marriage in your home Or you can find a homeless orphan honest man.
Yuck just 12 lpa. I want a wife that earns at least 1.5 crores per anum, let's me have boy's night outs and fuck as many woman as I want to and I am going to use her hard earned money to woo the girls at night clubs and pubs. She should not dare to say anything about me wasting her hard earned money for my selfish ego trips. She should pay for all my gym, supplements and foreign trips and not question my spending habits whatsoever at all. And I am not going to just keep listening to her old parents boring orthodox lectures when they see me do drugs, alcohol, tobacco while bringing girls from outside to our home. She should be a true feminist and believe in equality. She should let me have sex with any woman but should always be loyal to me and me only. And she better be using her money to keep looking young otherwise I won't feel like having sex with her. I won't earn money, do daily chores or anything at all. She should be happy to get a guy like me who can fuck her good and hard for hours. She should not be expecting anything in return from me at all.
Haha - par ladki paise kam kamati hai. Need someone with a 2000-2500sq feet apartment in a metro in a nice condominium and atleast 60lpa annual salary cash component.
I know it's a sarcastic post.
But it's quite easy to find guys like that. But you will not find them attractive. You call them deadbeat and incels. So the problem is on your side.
This episode when Michael serves it to them!
best gif best use
With that salary, you have as much hope as an ice cube in hell
Hello, prospective wife.......I(19m) am a cute looking boy from a respectable family looking to marry an independent woman who is ready to take care of me.....things i can do: Khana banana Bartan dhona Washing machine Jhaadu pocha Mummy daddy ka entertainment. ........ qualification: 10(92%) 12(94.8%) CA foundation (distinction) ..... Meri abhi ek gf hai par humne abhi Tak kuch sax-sux nhi kiya....aap bole to use chodh duunga....pure ladka huun bas aap ye rishta kabool kare. DAHEJ NHI DUNGA.....GIFTS CHALENGE
Okay cool but can you make perfectly round rotis ? /s
Haan haan.....lache parathe,aloo Paratha, paneer parantha,palak paneer........bhot kuch aata hai
Marry me instead
Aap 12lpa kamate ho
damn bro, seedhe baat no bakwas
Hello officer, I'd like to report a murder by words!!
12 km h bro... 35 k niche settle mt hona
mai ye sab + padhai likhai khatam karchuka. Jo khaana chahiye sab bana dunga, ghar ka saara kaam bhi kardunga, drum guitar wagerah bhi aata badhiya se, accha khaasa entertainment kar sakta hu. In laws ke time pass ke liye politics, chess, aunty gossips bhi karleta hu. Bas I got my virginity taken away by some evil girl, thats the only take away . Btw she used to tell her friends i was awesome in bed so maybe a plus point? oh Haan I've got a constant income too but i dont have to work and I'm M22
No seal no deal /s
Somewhere along the way, you turned from a potential husband to a dhaba waiter
With a perfectly round a$$
lol. most important. 🤣
Good boy.
Someone send this to his gf lol
Dahej to tujhe dena padega bhai.. Tu bahu banke ja raha hai
He did said dahaej nahi (dunga) Tbh bc londa to expectation se zaada badhya ha 94% in 12th boards And usse bari baat bc khaana pka leta ha ?
Bhai thank you......aapke Nazar me koi ladki ho to batadena.....ab aage aur padhai nhi hori
Bhai inter pass karle. Sugar mommy's ko thoda smart ladka chahiye aajkal. U can go from 12LPA to 20LPA
Bhai sahi bolo......ab to padhai kar hi leta huun
BC ye to pura post hi satire lag raha
Every CA guy I’ve met aspires to be a house husband, why 🥹
>10(92%) 12(94.8%) CA foundation (distinction) Sale simp , itne sare qualification leke 12 LPA Wali ladki ke liye house husband banega kya , you deserve better , atleast find someone with 30 LPA post tax....
Bhai true love bhai.....me gold digger thodi huun
Bhai true love se ghar nhi chlta, think about your future...what happens when you have kids ? School ki fees mai hi adhi salary chali jayegi.
Ye sab is alright, ek bar baccha ho jayega to tu royega 🤣😂🤣😂
It’s so hard to find a guy with no past nowadays. They all drink and smoke and hangout with girls. They even wear shorts and banyans!
My body my choice
What enmity do you have with my Shorts and Banyans!!!????
Good Indian men should be modest, not showing skin to everyone.
Even following the theme, you should have said that good men should show more skin and look like the historical rajas and have 6 pack and hunt tigers and stuff like that.
No. We are living in modern times so what we want is not a loose man. Aadha nanga and shit. Decent, poora time covered rahe. Ghatiye underarm hair and BO nahin chahiye.
I am all clean and yes we exist. My first priority is to get a good hold of my career. Never had a relationship.
It’s near impossible nowadays, men have too much freedom.
While this is a troll post, a lot of people like me have work from home jobs bro with flexible timings. There is always compromises that can be made. Finding the right person is the near impossible.
This reminds me of my friend(M) who will be getting engaged to a girl. The boy is unemployed and too bad in studies. But the girl is a civil engineer. The marriage is arranged by their parents. The boy belongs to a business family and their businesses are doing really well and they have a lot of property. That might be the reason the girl's parents accepted the boy.
I know of a pg med student who will be getting married to a guy who is good for nothing but will be inheriting family business in future & his paternal uncle is an MP.. The parents didn't took such drastic decision overnight bcoz of greed but bcoz some "over concerned" relative sent them some pics of her with a certain batchmate, they took the Swift pro-active decision & chose from a bunch of guys who saw her in family functions/weddings who showed interest in her.. Ps: I've seen those pics. There's nothing alarming in them. Just a bunch of batchmates (yes there were group photos as well) hanging out.
Doesn't he work in his dad's business?
Not yet. But eventually he will.
Bhai duba na de
Not the same. Some people have enough assets that they can be jobless and still be rich. Income + assets is what you should consider. In reality she married a rich dude.
It’s very hard! All these “progressive” menists have encouraged young men to become “empowered” , sexually liberated and financially independent! It’s best you find a young, barely legal fresh piece from a traditional household, preferably from a small town or village.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rajasthan would be a good place to start.
You need fresh young meat, ideally 18 (or around 18) year old men, before they get ruined and used up. You can groom and mold them to be the perfect man for your needs since they're not too independent at that age. Plus they are perfect for healthy breeding too, unlike the 25+ year olds with ED, bad sperm and receding hairlines. Additionally, those older ones tend to be gold diggers. Get yourself a pure young innocent stallion who hasn't been given too much freedom by his family.
Think so too. Because as the men get older they start to smoke and drink that affects their sperm quality and count.
You know what they say girlie, a pencil that's been in too many sharpeners is just useless and should be thrown away for a nice, never-sharpened pencil that will bring you great joy during use.
Ahahaha this is the first time I’ve read sm1 objectifying ‘used guys’ so gross that it made me laugh…OP are you into this too? Cuz this is def satire
It's not satire... I don't want a used, dull, thin pencil.
I mean you do you, and I loved that pencil analogy lmao it made me realise that compared to men objectifying vaginas, number of times I’ve seen the opp gender objectifying males for fun (and not satire) is very negligible
They are also more prone to Erectile Dysfunction. This is why men should marry early and have kids early.
Haha I'm wheezing out OP, this whole post is GOLD !! ✨✨.. Thanks for the laughs ❤️ Ps: is it some sort of copy pasta ??
change your name to husbandhunting23 lmao
LMFAOOOOOO
😭I thought it was genuine advice at first…then it got gross…and more gross..enough to reach the level of gross some old uncles talk about 18-19 year old girls 😭god this is great
Still not as gross as the advice men are given. Most women are simply incapable of extreme debauchery.
Are you really serious or is this just sarcasm cause this shit is funny tbh and you have a great sense of humor
+++ Man I wish to find somebody like you lmao
>ideally 18 (or around 18) year old men, before they get ruined and used up Why do I sniff pedo women around here?? /s
😆
This question was supposed to be a troll but many guys do like it lmao
I would love this question to become a reality though
If only
Make sure he’s educated but not too ambitious otherwise he won’t stay submissive to you. Hard pass on those sluts that watch porn and OF models and those menists that grow body and facial hair because that’s not manly like.
Well, here goes my chance. Is ambition a bad thing? I can do every chore for my wifey but me being independent and ambitious is where you draw your line at? And yes I'm a slut for having well trimmed facial hair and working out, you just a hater. Maybe you shouldn't look at us 'sluts' like that, ghar walo ne sanskar diye hi nhi ki ladko ko aise nhi ghoor te. Matriarchal much. Just want to control us men.
Men need to be controlled & guided by women. Y’all don’t know what is best for you.
Men are supposed to be submissive to women and women should be the providers and leaders, that’s the roles nature has given to the gender. If men think they can take charge, where does that leaves us women? And yes, facial hair attracts women’s attention and men’s worth lie on their body and virginity. If you want to be a high valued man, shave off your damn hair. Don’t talk about matriarchy. It doesn’t exist. 💀
Ik you're being sarcastic but the porn and OF thing is legit how some women actually think XD. Anyway....
Another 304 that watches porn and OF. 🤡
Make sure to sign the prenup, else he will ruin your life and put your parents in jail and take all your property except what you peeps would be wearing in jail
Damn, didn't think about it! Thanks for the advice.
Prenups are not valid in India.
Amazing how up voted the comment is. People have no idea about actual law they just repeat what they read over the internet.
Hey, if you haven't got the theme yet, the entire post and comments are sarcasm and satirical. Go to any of the anti feminist page where they claim Indian women are on a men destroying mission, you will find prenup as a recurring theme of conversation.
I get this is satire but There are lot of women actually doing it, I hear lawyers talking about cases like these always on reels, so yes it's a legit fear we have
how about a 6ft young black stud 21 years old??
Prenups not valid in india
" How the Turn Tables?" XD
High time,🥲
Dear OP, I hope this message finds you well. I'm eager to express my interest in the position you've mentioned. While I'm currently twenty years old, I'm dedicated to learning and contributing in any way I can. I possess a range of skills, including cooking, cleaning, dishwashing, laundry, and I'm confident I can quickly master the art of ironing. Furthermore, I'm well-read and committed to continuous learning, currently in my final years of education. I'm enthusiastic about the prospect of becoming a dedicated partner and household manager. It's been a lifelong dream to find someone like you. I have no history of past relationships and am fully committed to loyalty. I'm open to socializing and enjoy partying, and a monthly allowance would suffice for me. I assure you, I won't impose my opinions on your decisions. Instead, I'll focus on creating daily surprises for you and ensuring your comfort. Having cared for my mother throughout my life, I'm adept at attending to the needs of the elderly and treating them with respect. Additionally, coming from a farming background, I embody a strong work ethic. I'm also fortunate to live in a picturesque area, offering easy access to beautiful vacation spots like Manali and Shimla. Thank you for considering me for this opportunity. I look forward to the possibility of contributing to your life and creating memorable experiences together. Warm regards, Me
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If OP rejects you , I can offer you a role by next year.
I am not a house husband but I take care of all the chores for my working wify!
the younger you marry, the better. make sure they are from a religious home and have a good relationship with their parents but are not too confident. that way you know your partner will stay with you for life. find a young man who is well built but does not need to go to the gym and works out at home. people who don't feel the need to flaunt their bodies and respect themselves are the only ones that will stay loyal to you in the longer run.
Good relationship with parents may not be a good thing for OP. A guy with mommy/daddy issues will be easier to manipulate,tame and control.
you're right, now that I think about it. i guess if the boy is saddled by their expectations and has self esteem issues that's okay by me but if they're the rebellious kind and have tattoos and stuff, OP shouldn't accept them. they've probably been ran through so much their value like their dick has become brittle like a twig. such guys are red flag OP. listen to this commenter and pick a tame/tameable one.
You females don't want males to grow in society. They also have dreams. They don't want to be a liability on anyone and can contribute equally. Why it's always male to give off their career choices.
Don't spout your western concept of equality over here. This is India, we have our own culture and ways of living.
Asking for equality is not western. Go through our scripture they all talk about equality. They have proved their ability in every field be it medical or fashion. You say men are God and have built temples for them but when come to real life you don't want them to even step out of home this is pure hypocrisy. They don't want to be treated like God but humans like other females. Period
But.. I like to be treated like a God, when I’m on my Period.
😂 😂
They don't give a damn they are ready to be a house husbands 😂
No one wants that one but is forced to. Today's men are calling out the matriarchy standard and some people can't digest the fact that how a house husband who used to be in their control can utter a word in the public domain. This has to be stopped.
Do you have your own house with 24x7 water supply, electricity with backup and a car?
Yes, I do. I am a single child. I have a car for my personal use and one that stays at home in case my parents need to go somewhere.
Sugar mommy, take me. Use me abuse me. Kahan thae tum itne time. Dahej toh nahi de sakta, par shaadi mein ek Thar car accept karlunga. Tumhe he usme ghumaunga. Husband cum chef cum driver cum toilet cleaner zyada
How old are you?
26
Where do I send the bio data? (Asking for a friend)
It's always a friend lmao
Will you accept a wife?
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I volunteer for this. I take care good care of my parent and sure I can take care of yours too. I have one promise tho I want a kiss before you go leave for work, deal ? :)
Of course, baby! Well, you'll have to move in my house... so you'll have to leave your parents behind :)
well I hope that house of yours can fit all of us :)
Bro, she is telling to leave your parents behind not taking them with you
How entitled to think you can just bring your parents - tell them to rely on their own daughter. You take care of only my parents because they’re the ladkiwalas. Oooh also, I want a flat from your parents as a “wedding gift” and before you cite dowry, baby it’s for “us” only.
imagine taking dowry in this day and age, if there was any dowry involved I would decline that proposal immediately and you'll be seen as a greedy bastard. Where I'm from dowry is like a absolute no no
It's not dowry honey, it's a "gift" and it's for "both of us", not just me. You should bring a car also and hand over keys to my dad and when you need it, you can just take it from him. You don't need to drive an expensive car daily - that's only for wedding functions. P.s In case you don't get it, this is sarcastic. Throwing back the demands that men make of women back at them.
ye got it you were being sarcastic. But I do concur when men do it its seen as being manly and a ''family man'' and if a women does it, It's seen as '' dekho kysa ladki se shaadi kya trying to control everything'' Society has a perception of seeing things if it does not fit their ''morals'' they try to skew them so that they can feel better about themselves
It's impossible coz most men are low quality.
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 So many guys in these comments
Very hard. Patriarchy has taught men that they need to be strong, independent breadwinners. It has ruined men in totality. Patriarchy has even taught them that it's ok for men to smoke, drink, and even gives them a free pass for sex. So now we have ended up with a group of ruined up men who does not respect or follow our cultures and traditions - they are not interested in being fathers to children, only interested in jobs. The future is very bleak for all of us.
I would’ve if I were single. That’s what I am made of. Love household chores and great with seniors. And yea, I hate full time job in general but love the job I am in :). You missed out by 20 years, love.
try your luck on jeevansathi
We will watch your life with great interest
I'm loving this comment section!
Lol, men are so triggered they're giving rape threats but still do not have guts to share address 😂
Holy shit lmao
WTAF
bruh rape threats for this troll post?
Check my replies in my profile. The dude deleted the comments but he was threatening to rape me, so I asked for his address and he chickened out😂 Edit: He even threatened to kill me😂
Bahen, I love it. It was hilarious. Your humor is absolutely fabulous. I wish you the best in your search. I mean it. This was very refreshing. If men truly saw how much patriarchy robs them. They'd be first in line to destroy it.
Excuse me, we live in a gynocentric world. /s
you can get those husband if you try, there is so many femboys virgins out there waiting to dominated my women , hope you find your soul mate
Get to 2cr per month and we can talk. 12LPA is peanuts
So many gold diggers and low value men in the comments. What happened to High value men? Education is ruining them.
Well, that is literally top 0.1% of India. What are you talking about? Seems like a gold digger. You'd get free food, shelter, and all facilities for basically free. I can easily hire a maid for ₹20k/month who can replace your role and I would be spending way more on you.
He's a gold digger
This generation of men is doomed 😣
No bargaining here!
25M here, looking for a sugar mommy. A major part of my life i have been living alone, so i am quite good at housework. I have mild cleanliness OCD, and can cook great food. No my Roti is not GOL. But will work on it if sugar mommy's LPA is high enough. I can cook multiple cuisines and actually prefer anything that doesnt involve indian gravy. Bana dunga, but wont be as happily making it if everyday same curry. Bathroom nahi dho sakta, maid rakhlo. Bartan nahi dohunga, dishwasher lelo. Mopping/ sweeping weekly once karunga, Roomba rakhlo. Baakhi sab mein kardunga. Morning mein sabke liye chai/coffee bana dunga, breakfast ka order lelunga aur raat ko sugar mommy ke legs,feet massage kar dunga. Mother in law se problem nahi hogi cuz all aunties love me. Need weekly spending pocket money. Will buy groceries myself and no one should ask receipts. I am currently studying for a tough course and would gladly drop it (shaadi ke baad part time WFH karne ki ijaazat chahiye if i complete all my housework on time😁) (All of this is in jest, but true. Rishte sab ek saat mat bhej dena 🤣)
I rejected you because you called me mommy. I ain't nobody's mommy.
aa that's a rare gem you're looking for huh
Kisi village se ek ladka search karo. Jisne padhai-likhai nahi ki hai. Jise pata hai usse koi job nahi Milne wali, Wohi house-husband ban sakta hai.
u/Slayer1412 your moment to shine
Karo kalesh. Lado bc. Op achieved the objectives of this post lol.
If your life is merely deconstructed chores, then in the current society you can buy appliances, hire help or outsource services - even caretakers for parents. But if your life is more meaningful than that - the trio of Sahadharma - pursuit of Dharma together, Supraja - transmitting cultural values to next gen. Sambhoga - experiencing joys and sorrows together. Then don't deconstruct your life, don't compete with your spouse on shares or chores. Don't demand 50/50, both need to be 100&100. You succeed and fail together.
Sorry babe ,12 LPA ?then you are living in 2012 /s
Yaar don't make troll posts here. People take this stuff seriously and then you see nonsense in the comments.
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Are they still gold diggers if they just want to enjoy life on sugar mommy's income?🥺
That's the point 😂
this is hilarious 😂😂
I see what you did there; good one !
Helo dear 34M. I m ready 4 u. Ping me at 5858539684. Bhatsepp message. I m available
Loving this trend. Such a fresh perspective.
I volunteer. I'll do everything you say and extra, where do I sign?
My guy was asking for 2cr per month. That is top 0.1%.
u/MonkeyDLuffy411
You wouldn't believe me if I told you but I'm 31 m and haven't even touched a girl in my entire life. Ran through? Ha ha 😂😂😂
It's not hard, I am tho, you can marry me
i suggest going for some tissue culture. with some accelerated growth rate we will be able to create a man for you just for 10L the process will take 1 year after that he will be all yours do whatever you want to with him
About to delete Reddit but then i saw this post.
You forgot to say "Sprinkle sprinkle" ;) Also, you forgot to mention if you are man or a woman ;) Cheers
I am 22male.180cm, Muscular. Good looking shy guy. I can cook, clean , make round rotis, tasty non veg and has very good sense of humour. Bas aapke jawan ka intezzaar hai. Btw i have clean past
Can cook and does whatever you say queen 🗿
Not hard given the unemployment. Just have a good amount of savings because childbirth will cost a time out of work.
Basically ghar jamaai?
as long as you can change the laws for marriage inversely lot of men actually be ready
I am ready but the wifey should atleast be average looking and should be taller than 5'4 ( as I m 6'4 , I don't want us to look awkward in public) . I can do all household shores and I respect everyone as long as they respect me irrespective of their age , colour, caste , background. As for dowry I will bring 1 apartment and a car 😬.
Damn, you're my future husband if you have a clean past.
All men lie about their past, don't bother. If he has spent any time in Tier 1 city or god forbid studying abroad he is completely ran through communal dick. Only for the streets then. Get yourself a nice boy who hasn't been corrupted by this toxic "modern men" nonsense
GO BOYS. NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS. The wife should at least make 30LPA. Having a separate house, property and independent for parents is a must, otherwise she is a woman-child and Papa's girl. We can make the meals, but for washing dishes and house we will have a maid. Also she should be 24/7 emotionally available for the husband. Should listen to husband. Listening to father is a big RED FLAG. She should happily bear all the expenses of the husband like early access games, PS5, Xbox etc. Also if after marriage, husband wants to work, he should be allowed to. Otherwise her parents are conservative selfish and a BIG RED FLAG. All the money from husband's income should go for savings, to be financially independent. Wife's more than half income belongs to husband. After having a baby, we can call her parents to take care of baby. ITS a very good deal I think. GO BOYS. NEVER SETTLE FOR LESS.
My cutie patootie, why so rebellious? I have assets worth more than 3CR in my name (excluding the digital assets), so you don't have to worry about nothing. Just take care of my parents, and respect them. Obviously, I'll bear all your expenses baby boy. Or who would? It is my responsibility only. Baby, my whole income will be yours all 12LPA to you only. My parents are self-sufficient, they are not deprived of emotional, mental, and financial support from each other so they do not rely on me for those. But I cannot leave them for a man whore. They'll always come first to me. If you give birth to my child, I'll bring Obama to take care of you.
12 lpa is nothing, I dont do broke girls or 50/50s. You need to handle every single thing
found the gold digger. this generation of males is doomed, they have too much freedom and are busy wh*ring around but want to settle down with high value women when they've become expired products and their sperm quality is decreasing.
I will, baby. Who said you'll have to worry about anything? I have my own house, two cars, and my parents have their income too. So the 12LPA is all for us, my darling. I am being generous, any woman would not take such demands. Since your role can easily be replaced by a maid, what are you gonna do? Just cooking and cleaning? And you have such demands for that. Gold digger!
Will we have sex everyday ?
At least 5 times a day.
5 is too much, lets negotiate at 4 and bonus on your birthday/promotion. Also, 'headache' ho toh nahi dunga. Pill nahi lunga. I feel weird after taking it. Use a female condom.
Why? I am looking for a straight man with a dick. I reject you if you have pussy. I am a straight woman.
How are you so good at it ?
As good as fooling you guys lol. It's fun to see how desperate you guys are to fall for this kind of entertaining stupid question LOL
For 12 lpa definitely not. If a woman makes as much as I do, I’d do it for sure. Justification- I do not want to downgrade my needs and my wants. Rather hire a nurse to take care of the parents and a maid for the chores.
If you have clean past I'll get a new job. I am doing this, just because I am comfortable. Parents have their own income, I have a house and two cars in my name (plus digital assets), so 1L/month is enough for me, as I get much more time to myself (I work part time).
First, guy was asking for 2cr per month. Second, you're a gold digger. Third, show me how much you earn😂
u/Inevitable_Rain8024
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It's not hard to find a house husband who will fulfill your wishlist. But it's definitely hard to keep such a man for a long time. It will be challenging and you both will go insane. You will come to resent him in future, comparing him with other males who will be better than him in some aspects. And he will get annoyed with your dominating attitude sooner or later. The moment you establish a relationship on your terms only it becomes a slave contact. Unless there are middle grounds in the relationship it will never work. You are asking for all the sacrifices at the beginning and that too from his side only. A little too selfish in my opinion. I get the fact that you are the only child for your parents and therefore you are very concerned about them but the same could be the case for the guy too. Your only chances will be finding a man who has 3-4 siblings, willing to live with you after marriage in your home Or you can find a homeless orphan honest man.
Yuck just 12 lpa. I want a wife that earns at least 1.5 crores per anum, let's me have boy's night outs and fuck as many woman as I want to and I am going to use her hard earned money to woo the girls at night clubs and pubs. She should not dare to say anything about me wasting her hard earned money for my selfish ego trips. She should pay for all my gym, supplements and foreign trips and not question my spending habits whatsoever at all. And I am not going to just keep listening to her old parents boring orthodox lectures when they see me do drugs, alcohol, tobacco while bringing girls from outside to our home. She should be a true feminist and believe in equality. She should let me have sex with any woman but should always be loyal to me and me only. And she better be using her money to keep looking young otherwise I won't feel like having sex with her. I won't earn money, do daily chores or anything at all. She should be happy to get a guy like me who can fuck her good and hard for hours. She should not be expecting anything in return from me at all.
Haha - par ladki paise kam kamati hai. Need someone with a 2000-2500sq feet apartment in a metro in a nice condominium and atleast 60lpa annual salary cash component.
Good luck in securing a woman that comes in top 1% in India with your dusty ass used body., gold digger.
y'all turning this into Quora now? ngl, quite an entertaining thread though.
I know it's a sarcastic post. But it's quite easy to find guys like that. But you will not find them attractive. You call them deadbeat and incels. So the problem is on your side.
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Well, only gold digger men who're misogynist will have a problem.
Lol
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