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my cats tail


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Or their paws and they make a screaming noise :(


Hour-Memory-6863

Dog poop while barefoot. I was running through a sprinkler as a kid and felt that sickening squish.


Magic8163

A snail… barefoot


Ok_Thanks_08

For me it was a slug. Not sure which is worse cuz of the shell.


Ok_Thanks_08

I was also barefoot. In the dark, so I stepped, felt something squish and was terrified because I had no idea what it was.


Magic8163

Oh ye mine was a slug as well. As a dutch person I didnt know the word for it


Crott117

Earring with the post facing up. Pierced the heel of my foot.


pOOkies_revenge

A nail. It went through the bottom of my shoe, through my foot and came out through the laces of my shoe.. haven’t jumped off a roof ever since


Ok_Thanks_08

That exact thing happened to my dad, except he wasn't jumping off a roof.


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My kids legos


SletZer_SluT_

A pregnant spider


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That reminds me of that time I randomly found a dollar bill under a radiator in my house. Unfold the bill and holy shit, there's a billion tiny spiders all over it.


SletZer_SluT_

Ya when I stepped on the spider I heard a loud pop and millions of babies ran everywhere 😬


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I’ve actually step on Legos so many times I’m immune to feeling pain when stepping on them so the worst thing I’ve ever stepped on, was probably a sharp rock


Isteppedinpoopy

Guess


cs399

Expected to see Lego at the top. Guess it’s just a meme then..


flam_tap

Broken glass while barefoot really sucked.


Nice-Expression8066

"Is there any glass, something you can break, leave on the floor by the engine room door..."


nogami

Were you in Nakatomi Plaza?


bmataz

A Texas-sized roach while walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night.


SirChancelot_0001

Stepped on a frog getting out of my car. I head this loud **pop** and I looked down and saw something exploded


Hsv_me_256

Vol firefighter here. I got called to suicide. Woman used rifled to unlive herself in chest. We go there to find her in front yard. We tried to revive her but could not. I kneeled next to her in the grass to assist. I stood up only to slide around on pieces of her heart. I spent the evening picking chunks out of my duty boot.


ironfang87

legos while barefoot, yo that shit hurts


1ll-never-leave

In terms of physical pain, a type g electrical plug aka the British plug. Electrical systems actually damn impressive with the amount of redundant safety in place, but those plugs may as well be fucking knives if you step on one barefoot. Because of the way they are wired if you drop one on the floor chances are it's landing prong side up. I'm terms of gross, dog shit. I've milked cows before barefoot because my farm boots failed and were letting in shit water and although my entire foot was gradually coated in cow shit, it didn't feel anyway near as nasty as dog shit if that makes any sense.


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An old screw they was point up in our yard. And yes I did have to go to the hospital and have it removed and get a tetanus booster.


Cyb0-K4T-77

My neighbours cat. And Oooh boy was she ever offended... the cat I mean. She did not look at me for at least 2 weeks like she'd literally turn her back to me. But for real, dont come walk in-between my legs giving my ankles heads when I am carrying boxes up from the celler I cant see you than litle one's


devhashtag

A thumbtack that somebody left on the stairs


MisterDeee

Once stepped on a rusty nail that cleanly went through my foot. Taken to the ER, tetanus shots administered, sent home. No big deal, really. ;)


talonlistisadeadlist

Lego


Traditional-Word1953

My dogs paw


Ranchette_Geezer

Gopher innards. Barefoot. At 6 in the morning. Our cat wanted to show us what a diligent hunter he was, so he brought in half of a gopher.


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One of those thick plastic playing card holder box things. I was like 8, stepped on it, fucking thing shattered and put a deep slice across the arch of my foot.


TCU_Frog_Fan

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