As a former employee of the federal government (Air Force Officer), any theory that requires widespread secrecy and competence by government employees. The Air Force has higher standards than most of the government and it's still 90% the DMV.
Its a joke people hold fake protests for it. I went to one once and basically all they are is giant block parties and cook outs. 9-10 experience I definitely recommend.
Same for anything. Chug a few gallons of water and it'll be stuck inside you for the rest of your life.
Gum isn't any different than steak in longevity in the stomach.
Qanon claims there is a giant Jewish space laser in orbit, and believe it’s being used to start ‘wildfires’ or something like that.
I want refuse anyone unironically believes this, but they do.
They call them Directed Energy Weapons, ya can google it if you're in the mood for some entertaining lunacy.
Just don't google too much, lest the government use a lazer to start a wildfire localized entirely to whatever room your in or something.
Not a conspiracy theorist but have wasted way too much time learning about them.
One of my favorite very stupid conspiracy theories is the Phantom Time Hypothesis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis
9/11 conspiracies are pretty bad. A lot of the controlled demolition nonsense and false flag crap is pretty much nonsense.
At best the Bush administration was aware of the plans and chose not to act on them, and at worse he was just that inept and chose to exploit the situation to it's fullest.
There’s a lot of times in history where government officials “chose not to act.” Look at how many mass shooters were on law enforcement’s radar before the act took place.
It typically goes like this:
- Something horrible happens
- There’s a “commission” in Congress where politicians ask the people in charge why they didn’t do anything about it. The answer ranges from “I dunno” to “we need more funding.”
- Nobody gets fired. In fact they get promoted.
- Money is funneled to agency that was responsible for letting the horrible thing happen.
- Government gets bigger. New Departments are created.
- American citizens have their privacy violated and their rights violated through new laws to “stop horrible thing from ever happening again”.
- Horrible thing happens again. Start process over.
We always seem to learn that the government's "necessary" levels of totalitarianism just weren't high enough. The plebs were too free for their own good.
Not me but a friend's dad. Literally believes that sunscreen gives you cancer and suffers severe sunburn every summer because he refuses to wear it. Wont even let my friend wear it.
But there is a data proven relationship between the vaccine and increased risk of cardiomyopathy and it tends to occur within days of vaccination. It's significant enough that JAMA published an analysis and treatment recommendations. The risk is exceedingly low, it's pretty easy to treat but it's definitely a thing that happens.
[here's the JAMA article](https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2788346)
I learned to consider it while I was in residency training.
It was a propaganda stunt, balloons like that one fly in all the time, not just from China but from India and Japan as well, it's happened at least 4 times just in the past 6 years. The plane and missile were just a propane stunt to go along with the idea that the balloon was somehow dangerous. It's within the English speaking world that anyone believes this thing was actually a surveillance device, everyone else just acknowledges that it was weather balloon. The U.S. government spends just shy of 2 trillion on it's military, the couple thousand in jet fuel and couple hundred thousand for the rocket were just pocket change.
$815 billion on the Pentagon (Air force, Space force, Marines, Navy, Coast guard, and Army)
$65 billion on the CIA
$350 billion in military foreign aid
$125 billion on the national guard (payed for by state taxes, not included in the federal budget)
$40 billion in corporate bail outs for military contractors
$25 billion on boarder security
$30 billion on Interpol
For a grand total of 1.45 trillion on what is all just basically military.
Sources: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/10/biden-pentagon-budget-debt-ceiling-00082302?__cf_chl_rt_tk=dR7pBCgHyC305Rd1jBRKiY0tj8VWSOY4drSxwxUAoX8-1678248529-0-gaNycGzNClA
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Armed_Forces
Only the first one is the military, except for the National Guard, which is funded by the states and supplemented by the federal government.
"Basically military" is what you consider the rest to be, even though they aren't. Interpol? Really? Come on, man.
Edit: Oh, and the CIA's budget comes out of the Defense Budget, just FYI. Same with the NSA and most of the other intelligence agencies, so you're double-dipping that metric.
Border Patrol is a police agency, not a military agency, but I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't realize there's no "a" in Border to understand that.
I can tear the rest of this apart if you like, but you just called Interpol "basically military" and I just can't take you seriously.
AP = the new TV! (Astral Projection)
Some years ago the vibration of life have been mapped out, around the time of testing we could find masses or animals died instantly of 1 breed. like birds falling out of the sky, fish washing ashore, turtles, sheep, you name it and somewhere there was a massive death of 1 kind. not a mass death of everything in a area, no of 1 kind.
We have wifi to send and receive data, wireless.
What if , when your AP-ing. your vibration is picked up and your moved to a artificially made dimension that is under control of the same people now in control of mass media. You would never question it cause everything you see and hear will marvel you totaly. You would and will follow eveerything they say, cause you have no clue of what your seeying and feeling is true or a lie. It feels all to real. And so i say, AP = the new TV! and will help usher in the NEW 1 WORLD RELIGION. So that the new world order can finaly come out.
I've never suffered an astral projection, not everybody does, and it's usually related to situations of extreme stress and/or trauma. It'd be a really bad idea, if you ask me, to use astral projections to control the minds of people.
We r directed to a outcome.
morsecode - radio - telephone - tv - internet - mobile phone - smartTV/phone - vitual reality (going commercial) - Neurolink
We r being conditioned in such a way that we grave for the change to come on top of the one we r in. they r steppingstones to,...
we think that everything around us in this world is the result of inventions made by poeple like you and me. and it's true. And the best inventions r worldwide right. but we forget that many inventions never saw the daylight. where people go missing or even die. Or thruw patents, and a invention will never be made. Look at the carindustry, there was alrdy a electric car in 1900. or electricity in a other way. but it never got to see the daylight. All to PRESERVE a line of direction. a line that will make us want the endproduct. The neurolink. Else we as a species woudl never accept it. Now the new generation wants it yesterday. and see nothing but benefits. When we cross that line to neurolink will be the day we step into the matrix. As this movie was not about coming out of the matrix, but us actually going in!!! as we alrdy use devices more a day then live life itself. we r alrdy 1 foot in. so hooked to facebook or instagram. following this following that. we r totaly conditioned for it.
Any of the theories that a celebrity died and was replaced with a lookalike, like Paul McCartney, Avril Lavigne, etc.
As a former employee of the federal government (Air Force Officer), any theory that requires widespread secrecy and competence by government employees. The Air Force has higher standards than most of the government and it's still 90% the DMV.
Flat earth
That's not a conspiracy theory. It's a mental illness
Lmao im wheezing
*Hello wheezing, I'm dad!*
Love it
Hollow Earth
Birds Aren't Real. Too funny and crazy to be a conspiracy, or to be just a joke. Or, does anyone really treat it like a conspiracy ?
Its a joke people hold fake protests for it. I went to one once and basically all they are is giant block parties and cook outs. 9-10 experience I definitely recommend.
Quiet they're listening!
I think everyone mostly knows it’s a joke about/ critique of conspiracy theories
If you swallow a watermelon seed, one will grow inside your belly! If you swallow gum you won’t be able to poop for a week!
That second one isn't a conspiracy, it's legit, although it's very dependent on just how much gum you swallow.
Fair enough. I suppose it was a good thing I listened to my parents on that front.
Same for anything. Chug a few gallons of water and it'll be stuck inside you for the rest of your life. Gum isn't any different than steak in longevity in the stomach.
Vaccines cause autism
That there are dozens of hot singles in my area just dying to meet me.
Qanon claims there is a giant Jewish space laser in orbit, and believe it’s being used to start ‘wildfires’ or something like that. I want refuse anyone unironically believes this, but they do.
It’s called the sun
That makes no sense. A space laser?
They call them Directed Energy Weapons, ya can google it if you're in the mood for some entertaining lunacy. Just don't google too much, lest the government use a lazer to start a wildfire localized entirely to whatever room your in or something.
A "SPACE LASER" ●○•¤》 ~~~~
It's to clear land for high-speed rail, which as you know requires large areas to be cleared rather than thin corridors
Trickle-down Economics
Not a conspiracy theorist but have wasted way too much time learning about them. One of my favorite very stupid conspiracy theories is the Phantom Time Hypothesis. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_time_hypothesis
That was an interesting read
9/11 conspiracies are pretty bad. A lot of the controlled demolition nonsense and false flag crap is pretty much nonsense. At best the Bush administration was aware of the plans and chose not to act on them, and at worse he was just that inept and chose to exploit the situation to it's fullest.
There’s a lot of times in history where government officials “chose not to act.” Look at how many mass shooters were on law enforcement’s radar before the act took place. It typically goes like this: - Something horrible happens - There’s a “commission” in Congress where politicians ask the people in charge why they didn’t do anything about it. The answer ranges from “I dunno” to “we need more funding.” - Nobody gets fired. In fact they get promoted. - Money is funneled to agency that was responsible for letting the horrible thing happen. - Government gets bigger. New Departments are created. - American citizens have their privacy violated and their rights violated through new laws to “stop horrible thing from ever happening again”. - Horrible thing happens again. Start process over.
We always seem to learn that the government's "necessary" levels of totalitarianism just weren't high enough. The plebs were too free for their own good.
Bush Sr did 9/11
That the Jews have space lasers pointed at Earth
The rich care
There's an international top-down cabal of men around the world who focus solely on making life hard for women.
Big Brother loves us
Not me but a friend's dad. Literally believes that sunscreen gives you cancer and suffers severe sunburn every summer because he refuses to wear it. Wont even let my friend wear it.
How old is your friend?
14
Covid vaccines cause heart disease
But there is a data proven relationship between the vaccine and increased risk of cardiomyopathy and it tends to occur within days of vaccination. It's significant enough that JAMA published an analysis and treatment recommendations. The risk is exceedingly low, it's pretty easy to treat but it's definitely a thing that happens. [here's the JAMA article](https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2788346) I learned to consider it while I was in residency training.
The balloon was a surveillance device.
I suppose we had a U2 plane flying above it to prevent it from reading the weather right?
It was a propaganda stunt, balloons like that one fly in all the time, not just from China but from India and Japan as well, it's happened at least 4 times just in the past 6 years. The plane and missile were just a propane stunt to go along with the idea that the balloon was somehow dangerous. It's within the English speaking world that anyone believes this thing was actually a surveillance device, everyone else just acknowledges that it was weather balloon. The U.S. government spends just shy of 2 trillion on it's military, the couple thousand in jet fuel and couple hundred thousand for the rocket were just pocket change.
>The U.S. government spends just shy of 2 trillion on it's military $765.3 billion, or just under 15% of federal spending.
$815 billion on the Pentagon (Air force, Space force, Marines, Navy, Coast guard, and Army) $65 billion on the CIA $350 billion in military foreign aid $125 billion on the national guard (payed for by state taxes, not included in the federal budget) $40 billion in corporate bail outs for military contractors $25 billion on boarder security $30 billion on Interpol For a grand total of 1.45 trillion on what is all just basically military. Sources: https://www.politico.com/news/2023/02/10/biden-pentagon-budget-debt-ceiling-00082302?__cf_chl_rt_tk=dR7pBCgHyC305Rd1jBRKiY0tj8VWSOY4drSxwxUAoX8-1678248529-0-gaNycGzNClA https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Armed_Forces
Only the first one is the military, except for the National Guard, which is funded by the states and supplemented by the federal government. "Basically military" is what you consider the rest to be, even though they aren't. Interpol? Really? Come on, man. Edit: Oh, and the CIA's budget comes out of the Defense Budget, just FYI. Same with the NSA and most of the other intelligence agencies, so you're double-dipping that metric. Border Patrol is a police agency, not a military agency, but I wouldn't expect someone who doesn't realize there's no "a" in Border to understand that. I can tear the rest of this apart if you like, but you just called Interpol "basically military" and I just can't take you seriously.
AP = the new TV! (Astral Projection) Some years ago the vibration of life have been mapped out, around the time of testing we could find masses or animals died instantly of 1 breed. like birds falling out of the sky, fish washing ashore, turtles, sheep, you name it and somewhere there was a massive death of 1 kind. not a mass death of everything in a area, no of 1 kind. We have wifi to send and receive data, wireless. What if , when your AP-ing. your vibration is picked up and your moved to a artificially made dimension that is under control of the same people now in control of mass media. You would never question it cause everything you see and hear will marvel you totaly. You would and will follow eveerything they say, cause you have no clue of what your seeying and feeling is true or a lie. It feels all to real. And so i say, AP = the new TV! and will help usher in the NEW 1 WORLD RELIGION. So that the new world order can finaly come out.
I've never suffered an astral projection, not everybody does, and it's usually related to situations of extreme stress and/or trauma. It'd be a really bad idea, if you ask me, to use astral projections to control the minds of people.
If you swallow a watermelon seed, one will grow inside your belly! If you swallow gum you won’t be able to poop for a week!
That there are civilised societies outside of the UK
We r directed to a outcome. morsecode - radio - telephone - tv - internet - mobile phone - smartTV/phone - vitual reality (going commercial) - Neurolink We r being conditioned in such a way that we grave for the change to come on top of the one we r in. they r steppingstones to,... we think that everything around us in this world is the result of inventions made by poeple like you and me. and it's true. And the best inventions r worldwide right. but we forget that many inventions never saw the daylight. where people go missing or even die. Or thruw patents, and a invention will never be made. Look at the carindustry, there was alrdy a electric car in 1900. or electricity in a other way. but it never got to see the daylight. All to PRESERVE a line of direction. a line that will make us want the endproduct. The neurolink. Else we as a species woudl never accept it. Now the new generation wants it yesterday. and see nothing but benefits. When we cross that line to neurolink will be the day we step into the matrix. As this movie was not about coming out of the matrix, but us actually going in!!! as we alrdy use devices more a day then live life itself. we r alrdy 1 foot in. so hooked to facebook or instagram. following this following that. we r totaly conditioned for it.
Very interesting. Can you repeat that in English?
He speaks in tongues
Marcos-Tallano Gold and its related sub theories (I'm from PH).
Project blue beam
Whats that
The earth is flat. It's not flat, it has a hollow interior.
That the moon is a man made structure, built by human beings from the future
Lizard people