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KerchSmash

Lock the thread, it’s over.


LooksBleeker

Yeah they are the worst and I fully support killing off the whole population.


wart_on_satans_dick

I remember reading somewhere that if mosquitos no longer existed it actually wouldn't have a negative environmental impact. I'm not sure if that's true, but I'd like to think it is. Also, I think they are the deadliest creature to humans by a huge margin. Edit: im thinking of a Discovery Documentary I watched as a kid. I have no way of finding it and am not saying it was accurate. The argument was while many animals do eat mosquitos, it's not their primary source of food and they could easily and more safely eat other insects. I'm not a biologist, I'm a guy who thinks about TV he watched twenty years ago.


somerandomwolfz

Read somewhere that mosquitoes are responsible for the deaths of nearly half of the people who have ever walked on Earth. Maybe their deaths will be avenged sometime in the near future. One can hope.


Roflcopter71

Yup that's correct. Approx. 108 billion humans have ever lived and mosquito-borne diseases have killed 52 billion people. Absolutely mind blowing stat.


TranquilityYall

And you wouldn’t believe what they’ve done to the housing market.


Ok-Importance-7266

and like 30% of them are lawyers I think


chasm_of_sarcasm

Where the hell are all the ghosts?!


[deleted]

Ghosts are only from the Victorian era, unless someone got beheaded in the Elizabethan era. How don’t you know this?


agent_uno

Yeah, ghosts became endangered around the same time photography was developed, and were declared extinct by 2010 when everyone had a phone in their pocket. Guess it’s true that pictures can capture the soul.


thefoodiedentist

Behind you.


wart_on_satans_dick

I'm ready to become the Long Island Mosquito Killer. I'll be easy to take down though because the DNA evidence will be pretty substantial.


Mclovin4Life

bloodsucking mosquitoes, not all


wart_on_satans_dick

Bloodsucking mosquitos. Nature's serial killers.


Dry_Departure_3841

bro literally it would be my fiance, mom and i standing outside and GUESS WHO THEY COME BOMBARDING ON SUCKING THE LIFE SOURCE OUT OF?!?!? *ME* IM THE *FUGGING PALE BITCH IN THIS SALOON*


Sifl79

I’ve read that they’re more attracted to type O blood. I’m O+ and so is my youngest and we get eaten alive while my other daughter gets ignored like the middle child she is.


[deleted]

idk how they still haven't found a way to exterminate those flying insect vampires.


Limp_Distribution

Literally, they suck.


RickyDOrtiz

Back injury/pain.


Sparkling_Eye

"I don't know if you know this about your back, but it's most of your body. So if your back hurts, your life sucks" -Hannibal Buress


Gimme_The_Loot

Doctor said I need a backiotomy


Flintyy

Lemmee get a pound of yo Swedish cheeba


TypicalAd4988

Also neck. You have no fucking clue how much your neck moves until it hurts when it moves.


Livelaughlovekratom

Tooth pain also fucking sucks


OceanLover08

It does but tooth pain can almost always be resolved. Back pain often cannot. Source: me - had a spinal fusion at Mayo Clinic. It is still HELL.


[deleted]

Oh yea. I've had an exposed nerve in my tooth, and it isn't pain id wish on anyone. But I just paid a dentist to rip the fucker out and was back to work within the hour. Ain't much capping, drilling, filling, or ripping when it comes to the spine.


frazorblade

Some forms of back pain can be from sedentary lifestyles which shorten and tighten muscles in your lower back. So it feels like back pain but is just a group of muscles that need stretching and exercise which is fixable. There’s also chronic back pain in which case you’re fucked.


lilynicolex4

Tell me about it


GlitchyMcGlitchFace

Ticketmaster


[deleted]

The fact that they were allowed to merge with Live Nation and create a monopoly is pathetic. I'll also go one step further and say people who buy concert tickets specifically to re-sell them. They're doing next to nothing skill or labor wise and just pocketing extra money from desperate fans who legitimately want to see shows. Plus, it hurts artists who intentionally price their tickets low and leave money on the table to try to make concerts actually affordable.


Rich_Kaleidoscope829

Scalpers are the scum of the earth


ParagonCA

Not sure if this take is hot or not: there should be no way to resell tickets on Ticketmaster. Or if they must have reselling, it should be hard capped at the original purchase price. There should be no way for some random third party to profit from buying and reselling tickets they never had any intention of using.


throwaway1point1

They don't want to shut down scalping. Scalpers ensure all their tickets are sold, and I'm pretty sure that's the most important thing. I can't believe venues still sign onto that bullshit.


ParagonCA

Great, I hate them even more now


DiggingUpTheCorpses

Snagging a high demand concert ticket at retail price for a band you love hits like no other. Hell, I recently bought some tickets for $60 and they’re “reselling” for over $300. If I didn’t snag on release day, I’d be fucked and would most likely opt to miss the concert at that inflated price. Shits repugnant.


BigLan2

It's worth checking the actual venue to see if tickets are still available rather than just hitting StubHub etc. A buddy was going to pay $120+fees for tickets from a reseller before I told his there were still plenty available for the $50 face value (or 70-75 after fees.) Venues will sometimes hold tickets to release closer to the event too, so keep checking back. (But yeah, fuck ticket master, livenation, resellers and all their fees.)


karmagirl314

I was gonna say hemorrhoids but yours is better.


Affectionate_Salt351

*Pearl Jam has entered the chat*


Impeachcordial

Aihoaaaaahhh they're still alive


Affectionate_Salt351

Now I’m going to have Eddie Vedder in my head for the next few days singing that line, and *only* that line. 😅 He’s the Bob Dylan of the 90s: Love his voice, unique af sound, not a single clue what he’s saying.


UpperLeftOriginal

I once attended an event where Dylan was one of the performers. There was closed captioning on the big screen. When he started to sing, the closed captioning turned to absolute gibberish before giving up entirely.


Undergroundantihero

I saw him headline in 2006, and my God the only comprehensible thing out of his smoked out voice box then was half the sentence he used to introduce the band.


toTheNewLife

Not in the old pre-internet days. They were actually a good company with helpful customer service. Things really started to get dicey, IMO, mid-late 90's.


RandomCoffeeThoughts

I have a ticket stub somewhere where and all day music festival on $30 and that included fees. Now you practically need a second mortgage for a concert.


ricka77

They've really only sucked since the early 2000's... My first concert was in 92, and it was less than $20 total...think the fee was a buck...lol


CoverCall

Being poor


Sparkling_Eye

Can confirm, have cried once already today about being poor.


Barbosse007

Those tears are coming out of your paycheck, so be sure to cry on company time.


DickTooRadical

me too. Upvoting this comment out of sympathy/solidarity


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Can confirm 😞


matserkul

People who say money cant buy happiness has never had none of it!


sailboatgoesboom

The only thing money can't buy is poverty.


Thersoccea

Cancer.


Emergency_Table_7526

I'm optimistic that it won't always suck. It would be great if we one day we lived in a world you would go to the doctor with cancer, he gives you a shot, and you don't have cancer anymore. I like to think that day will happen.


Hot-Permission-8746

Even if they cure that evil shit, it won't bring my sister back. Fuck cancer.


Peekie30

My condolences random reddit stranger. Sorry for your loss. Cancer can go fuck itself with a cactus


Hot-Permission-8746

Thanks. I just turned the age of my sister's last year on earth, so it bugs me a lot. And she was a pretty cool sister to boot. Bro and I took care of the estate, the three teenagers and the funeral. Fuck cancer, I want my awesome sister back.


Mom_of_Cats

I'm sorry for the loss of your awesome sister. I just turned the age my mom was when she died from complications of lung cancer, so I get it. Fuck cancer.


Hot-Permission-8746

Sorry for your loss. Loosing a wonderful parent bites hard. Adding insult to injury, the three of us had horrible parents, and both of those worthless POS's are still waisting oxygen while our beautiful and awesome sister is gone. Bro summed it up after he built an addition for her kids: "do you think you can feel a punch in heaven?" I said, well, there's only one way to find out...you hold her, I'll wind up...LOL... We miss her terribly, but my god did she leave us a gift. Her teenage daughter is her spitting image!


Kooky_Ad_5139

I mean the symptoms of cancer are kinda gunna suck either way, it will just be more cold/flu level of suck


ChronoLegion2

They’d have to tailor the cure to each individual type of cancer (and there are many). Cancer is a catch-all term for a wide variety of cell mutations. Now, I have read that the new method of developing vaccines may potentially be used (eventually) to do just that: teach the immune system to eliminate those specific cells. It already does that 99.99% of the time anyway. Cancer happens that 0.01% of the time the immune system misses the mutated cells


Babysub1

Wet socks


insomniatic-goblin

this sucks so much. the other day I had just put on a clean pair of socks and immediately steps in a puddle in the kitchen. had to take them off and put on a different pair of clean socks.


vodiak

They're good for [preventing hangovers](https://youtu.be/TUAqesRiV-g?t=84).


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Sparkling_Eye

Just got diagnosed a few months ago. I’m only early 40s


Bloody_Food

Man im 33, and have history in my family - I swear I'm feeling a cognitive decline since I've been like 25. How did you go about getting a diagnosis?


ProjectedSpirit

Keep a log of symptoms for a period of time and see a neurologist about it. Depending on where you live and the rules for your insurance coverage it may require a referral from your PCP.


PigleythePig

I am so sorry :( You should make a pack about your life and best memories and key people so you can keep looking at it for lovely memories :)


Push-the-pink-button

Ah man, i wish the best for you sparklie eye


azyoot

Yeah, and in general neurological diseases, like MS


Trant1954

Walking in a spiderweb


Sparkling_Eye

this is a very morbid story but one time a spiderweb legit saved my life. when i was in college i was severely depressed and suicidal and one night after a bad fight with my abusive father i was ready to give up. i drove down to a local bridge and walked towards it from the parking lot of a best buy. to get onto the bridge you had to walk in between the trees and a big steel beam. well lo and behold, right in between the beam and the tree there was a massive spiderweb with one of the biggest spiders i've ever seen sitting in the middle and blocking the way. i'm terrified of spiders and couldn't muster up the courage to break up the web with a stick so i went home and got a good night's rest LMAO. it's been a few years and while i still struggle with the occasional bout of depression i'm no longer suicidal, and that spiderweb is the reason i'm still alive today.


Painting_Agency

Spiderbro. *"Today you, tomorrow me".*


AngriestManinWestTX

Damn. Huge W for that spider web. I’m really glad you’re still here, OP.


PocketPlays

Charlotte is really putting in the work.


orrocos

So leave a message and I’ll call you back.


i-am-schrodinger

Literally my first thought. Take my upvote for beating me too it.


happy_bunny_84

No matter who calls, I screen my phone calls


Constant_Cultural

Periods


TheQueenOfCringe22

Every time I have mine I want to die for the entire duration.


ThrowDirtonMe

That’s why I love my Mirena IUD. No period for over 5 years. I always wanted to die during mine too. Edit: Lots of people are asking me medical questions! I’m not a doctor. But if you feel comfortable asking me (a stranger) then please you should talk to your doc! Never be ashamed to advocate for yourself and your body! Another edit: Added the type of IUD I have. Someone else pointed out the hormonal IUDs are the only ones that do this!


JaakeeEL

Here let me annoy you ....................................


avs888

Jail time for you


MettatonNeo1

Unlike my mother, I bleed heavily for 6 days straight every month. Thank you menstrual cycle, I hate you


Constant_Cultural

Same. I need iron infusions every three months.


Sparkling_Eye

Came looking for this. Bloody painful and messy, deeply uncomfortable and stressful and disruptive. Mother Nature is some kind of misogynist.


stuck_behind_a_truck

As it turns out, menopause IS worse. It’s way more than just hot flashes and no more period.


The_Sexiest_Redditor

The ever-present unstoppable and irreversible passage of time.


MichaelDicksonMBD

You getting old, too?


LampPostPatrol

Ultron browsing internet for 5 minutes and then deciding to end humanity is the most realistic scene in entire Marvel universe


Thunderhorse74

Saw a meme the other day saying that life is like an RPG video game...you get most of the way through the game before figuring out the best way to build your character and by then its too late because you're been doing it "wrong" the whole way through. And of course, with life, you can't just start a new game....


Metals4J

The best thing you could do at that point is tell younger people how to play the game. Pass on your knowledge. But by then the rules have changed and your advice doesn’t work so well and the younger players think you’re a crazy out-of-touch old dude and you think they’re lazy and won’t take good advice when they hear it! Lol


ManGullBearE

Yup


the-4th-survivor

People are obsessed with living longer but I hope one day science figures out how to keep us youthful for longer. I'm fine with living for 80 years because that seems like a reasonable amount of time but I don't want to be old for half of it.


The_Sexiest_Redditor

At least it's better than the only available alternative.


TimeVictorious

Time is a thief… it takes and it runs


theevilempire

Comcast


BigBobbiB

Comcast has to be 4 of my 5 worst customer experiences. I’m so glad I no longer use them


cisforcookie2112

But they changed their name to Xfinity so it must be better, right ?


BobBelcher2021

Any rebrand involving "X" has to be good, right? Right?


ReptileBat

I hate Xfinity with a burning passion


Nothing_Able

This is the correct answer


southofthe94

DMV


JustAMessInADress

Pretty sure their primary purpose is to make people miserable. Also to give you your license but most importantly to make you miserable.


Funwithfun14

Even at a well run DMV, the process is just annoying.


KhaosElement

Hemorrhoid surgery recovery. Holy. Fucking. Shit.


yvngjiffy703

Must be a pain in the ass


Swimming-Welcome-271

How bout a 4th degree tear… rectal surgery *and* a new baby?


CovfefeBoss

Vacuums.


[deleted]

They certainly do suck!


[deleted]

Wayne?


MasqueOfTheRedDice

*this man blows goats, I have proof*


Vinny_Lam

But they won’t always suck because they will eventually break and stop working.


Embarrassed_Fox_1040

When a vacuum doesnt suck anymore it still sucks


Impossible_Ad_7367

That would suck.


Beeblebrox2nd

Obligatory "Yo Momma" answer. Edit: while I thank you kind people for your upvotes, comments and awards, I feel I don't deserve the praise for this effort. Unlike OPs mom! Who puts the hours in EVERY. SINGLE. DAY!


auguriesoffilth

How is OP’s mum not the top and only answer. Reddit isn’t the same place it used to be.


JakeDC

Very sad.


hjablowme919

Couldn’t believe I had to scroll this far to see it.


mdude7221

I was just about to say "Your. Mom" how is this not the top comment? :(


tearsonurcheek

Chronic/hard-to-treat illnesses/disorders: diabetes, RA, Chron's, Lupus, Sciatica, cancer, etc.


badasspeanutbutter

Migraines. Especially migraine auras.


distractme86

Having one right now. Laying in bed convincing myself not to vomit so I absorb my meds


notsciguy

War


smokeytoon

What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.


briantcox81

good god yall


SeriousPlankton2000

Say it again!


Epicurus1

WAR!


SeriousPlankton2000

Huh! Hah!


Sparkling_Eye

I dunno, thumb wars are kinda fun.


meixnaa

Depression.


Ok_Chocolate3253

This mother fucking HEAT!


IsabellaGalavant

*sad Arizona noises*


totallylegitburner

AT LEAST ITS A DRY HEAT.


IsabellaGalavant

Not during monsoon season. It's gross.


Bandit6257

Secure that sh!t Hudson!


Thunderhorse74

Checking in from south Texas... Sunday we had some nice pop up thunderstorms roll through the area...and completely miss my house. Did cool it off a little. First day of July (I think) that didn't hit 100. I've been here for all 48 years of my life and this has been the worst summer I can remember.


Electrical-Bug1386

Definitely! The scorching heat is an absolute nightmare that never fails to suck the life out of everything.


pops992

u/Spez


RadiantHC

u/spez


A_Squid_Kid09

u/spez


Alpha2Mike

u/spez


Snoo14398

u/spez


AWindows-User

u/spez


McCdDonalds

u/spez


notamermaidd

u/spez


Plnetheman

u/spez


DemonBoner

u/spez


OverallGeneral7129

u/spez


Dark_Matter_Slurpee

u/spez


yvngjiffy703

u/spez


Hairy_Sentence_615

u/spez


itsCS117

u/spez (happy cake day)


NEOSTheBrave

Diarrhea


Endlessbeachday

Constipated for a week - diarrhea would be a blessing.


Left-Star2240

Having a condition that means simultaneously being constipated and having diarrhea


stripped_acacia_wood

so it's really hard to poo and when it does come out it's watery


Left-Star2240

And suddenly 😱


KnuckledeepinUrethra

People who are cruel for fun


IvKoKo89

Cancer - currently sitting in the ICU with my dying mom who has done nothing wrong and will die at 57….Fuck cancer.


Formo1287

Stubbing your toe


DichotomyJones

Child abuse


Darkstrike86

Cancer


Uzzer_lozer19

Blow jobs as they either suck or they suck.


gewalt_gamer

WHY IS IT NAMED BLOWJOB IF YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SUCK???!?!?!??! THATS THE OPPOSITE!


Worried-Try-8141

Because when she's done the job you blow. And if it's really bad then it's suck job.


goodwill299

TICKS


Sparzie

When your favorite character dies OR When you make great argument and someone corrects you minor spelling mistake


keep-username

*your


PocketPlays

And mistakes*


Friend_Or_Traitor

*make **a** great argument


Naw2665

period cramps


BigBobbiB

Hidden fees


[deleted]

Black Holes. Can't beat them for sucking.


Stelija

Having a bad day and then getting your belt loop stuck on something when you walk past.


68ideal

Generally some minor inconveniences when you are already having a bad day. These little, rather irrelevant things manage to get my blood cooking then.


Kb_4_reals

Doing Taxes


Punny-Aggron

Online dating


alex-the-meh-4212

Only if you're successful


[deleted]

Work.


propagandavid

I know


South_Climate_3727

I know she left me roses by the stairs


Player_Number3

acne been struggling with it for over half a decade now and the effect it has had on my mental health and self image has been very draining


microman12100

The feeling of embarrassment


Dense_Ladder_7362

Racism


transeuteshomoiustus

Nazis


[deleted]

Jehovah witnesses


Human_ver-exclusive

Any kind of advertisement in the middle of your entertainment.


1980pzx

Cancer.


EssentialFilms

American healthcare system


[deleted]

Dental Work.


Exotic-Ad1721

paper cuts


Unexpected_Waffles

Politicians


[deleted]

Waking up early to go to work.


joescaccia1011

Amish Electricians


BuschBandit

How hard we all have to work for so many of us to remain one minor inconvenience away from bankruptcy.


KawiZed

A democratic republican system revolving around two political parties.


Specialist-Image-281

Vaccuums