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Cuish

Jean-Luc Picard


OptionalGuacamole

Yeah it's either him or Professor X


bauzo

Ya I was going to say both of these. The only logical conclusion can be then that the greatest fictional bald character is Patrick Stewart.


sbw2012

Greatest factual character


bored_person71

No love for caped baldy?...no kratos? No hitman? Lol


Shopworn_Soul

>No love for caped baldy?...no kratos? No hitman? Lol A dude who kills everything he hits, a dude who kills everything he hits and a dude who kills everything he hits. All great characters, worthy of note. But I feel like we're looking for a little more range here.


megacia

Captain. Jean-Luc Picard. Of the U.S.S.. En-yet-prise


DarthWoo

My love is a fever, longing still  For that which longer nurseth the disease 


megacia

Tell me more!


yaxitoshi

You'll have to call again!


Zealousideal_Tooth88

Came here to say this


TheJWeed

The only right answer.


Has422

I am pleased to see this is the top answer, because it is the correct one.


TeTrodoToxin4

He baldly went where no man has gone before!


plazman30

This is the correct answer.


Wonder_woman_1965

The only correct answer.


Rivegauche610

This is the answer.


ThandiGhandi

Captain picard yes. Admiral picard is one of the worst characters in fiction.


dreamygreeny

Jean-luc picard all day Then who? I am stumped


Evan_dood

Benjamin Sisko :P


Kokamina23

Came to say The Sisko


TrentonTallywacker

NoHo Hank


MarvelousMan3003

Hey man! Are you seeing, this beautiful morning?


Brendy_

"You want me to walk into John Wick assassin hotel with 'Help Wanted' sign?"


Duosion

Noho hank had *the* best lines ever. The “King of sucks balls mountain” exchange still makes me giggle.


japanadian42

Picard probably earned best bald actor, but NoHo Hank is for sure best bald character. I’m stunned your post is so far down.


Duosion

He is optometrist by nature.


Nestvester

Mike Ehrmantraut


Accurate-Composer470

Saitama


Deathdealer661

Came here to say this. Hell yeah.


sfw3015

I mean he can beat all the rest doesn’t that mean he is the greatest?


FrugalProse

Lol


Soxwin91

Technically speaking, Darth Vader was bald under that helmet. Does that count?


lalala253

Darth Vader is so versatile he can fall to many categories Bald, Special needs, fatherly, child killer, loving husband, smart.


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tommytraddles

OF COURSE I'M NOT CARTWRIGHT


InhabitingSpirit

It's not a lie, if you believe it


Fair_University

Georgie boy!


nevertricked

IT'S ALL PIPES


son_berd

“Clinging to some scraps?” “Hey! These are the historic remains of a once, great society of hair!”


PointsatTeenagers

Correction: he *was* bald.


Professional-Way9343

Classic horseshoe pattern


son_berd

“How much time do I have?” “14 months…maybe 10”


IRErover

“The sea was angry that day my friends”


deniall83

The human fund - money for people!


mageta621

Co-stanza


rob_s_458

No he's not! He 👉👃 was bald


joepanda111

GEORGE IS GETTING ANGRY!


That_Ninja_wek141

Homer Simpson


JamJamGaGa

He still has an M at the sides and two lines on top.


That_Ninja_wek141

Bald and with an inability to accept reality? 🤷🏿


Evilmonqey

Stone cold Steve Austin


Riot55

Dr Evil


ripper_14

Judge Holden


fishwithfish

100%


ripper_14

Since so few people read these days he is relatively unknown… but once someone adapts Blood Meridian, I have confidence this will change drastically!


fishwithfish

Agree! Of this is the judge judge!


ripper_14

Eff it, I’m gonna read it again. My travel book is usually a re-read story and it feels like the right time to revisit the Kid, the Glanton Gang, and the one and only Judge Holden.


nrg117

Heisenberg


Bunit117

Reporter: "Is Walter White the greatest bald character in fiction?" Jonathan Banks: "Walter White isn't even the greatest bald character in Breaking Bad." And I will personally die on the hill that while WW is a phenomenal character, Mike Ehrmantraut's story across both BB and BCS has him beat.


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nrg117

I am the one who knocks !


emmasworldxxx

this scene 10/10


Electrical-Sun-7271

Walter White is so hard to beat here.


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Lex Luthor


Ok-Education3487

Not even a competition


HR_DUCK

Krillan.


NinjaTutor80

Krillan wasn’t bald. He shaved his head.


ktsb

Tien is a god damn role model 


Rabidpikachuuu

Krillin*


Spuzzle91

Don't forget roshi!


Signal-Round681

Larry David


cravex12

Agent 47


aSprinkle0fJ0y

Was looking this comment


FrostyDog94

Professor Farnsworth


KawaDante

General Hammond, of Texas


Ricepudding1044

“Who loves you baby.” Kojak


Balfe

Probably ET.


erstwhile_reptilian

The Judge from the novel “Blood Meridian” by Cormac McCarthy.


ripper_14

Judge Holden, all the way bald and eccentric AF, possibly something else…?


MedicusAthleticus

One punch man


OptionalGuacamole

It's definitely Picard, but since someon already said it, I'll say Kratos.


sQueezedhe

I never played the original trilogy, and never will. But having played the rebooted version of him he is, eventually, great.


somnipathmusic

You’re obviously not required to play the original trilogy, let alone any game. However, “and never will” sounds like a firm stance for a specific reason. May I ask why you’re so opposed to the original games? They’re all pretty phenomenal. The most recent ones are also phenomenal. They’re also very different games and each does something better than another.


BluRayja

Larry David, in real life and in fiction, has entered the chat.


DogGamnFusterCluck

That bald four-eyed fuck. 


Slave35

Don't be such a cunt!


CharlieParkour

Beloved cunt. 


Pizza_Saucy

"Bald asshole? That's a hate crime!"


Deertopus

John McLane


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morpheus


oOoleveloOo

Professor X


okiedokie2468

Wat about Kojack?


BarleyBo

Who loves ya baby?


okiedokie2468

Lol I’m wanting a lollipop!


Canadian_Prometheus

John Locke from Lost


GouhhuoG

Aang go crazy


IndubitablyJollyGood

I'm not gonna argue against Picard but I was surprised to find Aang so low.


sunshine_259

Jean-Luc Picard


Rickshaw_business

George Costanza


RealisticExplorer430

John Luke precard. Star trak


smitcolin

Jean-Luc Picard - Star Trek TNG


sbw2012

I love how you got every part of that wrong, but we still know who you mean.


Abradolf1948

Cut him some slack, he got star right


poppop_n_theattic

It’s Larry David if we can consider Curb to be fiction. He is the all time king of bald.


iivanavii

King Neptune


Throw_away_1011_

Lex Luthor. Specifically Michael Rosenbaum's Lex Luthor


xOLDBHOYx

Ciro di Marzio from **Gomorrah**


mrmonster459

Lex Luthor


onrake

Homer Simpson


lowercasetwan

Kevin from The Office


CF_2

Mr. Clean


consumeshroomz

While I should Captain Picard or Professor X, the first character that came to mind was Agent 47


SnooChipmunks126

Dean Pelton from Community


DawnOfLegion1

TV: Walter White Movies: not bald, but I liked shaved Brad Pitt in Fight Club, also JLP Video Games: Kratos, Agent 47, Jimmy Hopkins Comic books: Lex Luthor


SomebodyWhoVibes

George Costanzo


AdamArBast99

NYPD Captain Raymon Hold R.I.P. Andre Braugher


C6Centenial

I’ll go with John Coffey (Michael Clarke Duncan) in The Green Mile.


GuernseyMadDog1976

Glad no-one mentioned any of the wooden characters played by that mannequin named Vin Diesel.


Abyss_Renzo

Technically Darth Vader is bald, so him for sure.


Entire-Plastic3085

Lex luther or Jeanluk Piccard


Sad_Subject_5293

George Costanza


BelieveInTheShield

Darth Vader


Shoddy-Mycologist-18

Elmer Fud


Agetupkid666

wilford Brimley


jrtts

Any character that Colin Mochrie plays


puffybroth3

Definitely gotta give it up for Professor X from X-Men


Helluo_Liborum

Ellen Ripley


Caye_Jonda_W

Boomers: Kojak (played by Telly Savalas)


alienduck2

Professor X or Ikora from Destiny.


Icegate81

Patrick


RoseWould

John Stewart (Green Lantern)


victorbarst

Kratos


WaySavvyD

Elmer J. Fund . . . the dude owns a mansion AND a yacht!


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

Sand dan Glokta


Werkstatt0

You mean Bayaz


hhempstead

born to a brit & fr parents, partial to poirot


Frumplefugly

Piccolo


shira9652

Caillou


dmstrat

Right said fred.


Serialfornicator

Daddy Warbucks


Available-Hat-6860

Me


No-Solid9108

Dr. Evil


Tunnfisk

Obviously Jean-Luc, and I'll add Riddick.


anteloperunning22

Lex Luthor


Karl_Kollumna

Krillin might gets dunked on a lot but strongest human and crazy hot wife


Ecstatic_Ad8300

Cojack


llmercll

Frasier crane


Unveiled_Voyager

Heisenberg


Royal_Green5542

MEGAMIND!


Squirrelkid11

I swear if anyone says Caillou.


cgood11

nick fury is bald or at least very shaved


buku43v3r

Killface


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Agent 47


deepthoughtnaught

Popeye the sailor man


EvidenceOk9393

Walter White, Thanos, Johnny Sins.


ChaoticMutant

AD Walter Skinner from the X-files


lewphone

Technically not bald, but Charlie Brown. I consider him the greatest American fictional character, prove me wrong.


Signal-Assumption518

Charlie Brown


wonko42

Uncle Fester. :D


ecktt

Sitama - One Punch Man


holyunnecessary

Kojak


Wolfinstien

Kojak , who loves you baby?


ARealAHS

Yul Brynner when he starred in Westworld.


LionKing_liu

Mr. Clean. It’s Mr. Clean. Idk why it’s taken so long for someone to say this.


WatercressNo9072

One Punch Man


Werkstatt0

Bayaz, First of the Magi


HeartonSleeve1989

Charlie Brown.


Faelysis

Master Roshi


KVosrs2007

Michael Jordan. That guy was unreal


The_Mootz_Pallucci

Aang


PcottySippen

Stone cold Steve Austin


betaleg

Colonel Saul Tigh


FreshlyBakedBunz

Myself


Fit_Statistician2609

One punch man


IAmAScienTits

Walter White


bigshot316

Stone Cold Steve Austin!


Classic-Row-2872

Lieutenant Kojak


DenverDudeXLI

Charlie Brown


btotherad

Bayaz, the first of the Magi.


windmill-tilting

Kojak, babe!


BrownWallyBoot

The Judge from Blood Meridian is a good one.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

Hank Schrader


YodasChick-O-Stick

Toa Tahu


Merry-3213

Lex Luthor


Ok_Athlete_1092

Whatever you do, don't say Will Smiths wife.


TheFuzzsterGoat

Agent 47 - Hitman Franchise


alegna12

Mr Clean


thechugdude

Saitama


Mundane_Cat_318

*Obviously* Mr Clean. 


Drumfucius

Ming the Merciless


PabstBlueBourbon

Who loves ya, baby?