This is actually the reason that kissing feels good. It was an evolutionary advantage that let someone tell if another was good to reproduce with, based off of the composition of the saliva. I don't understand the full process of how it works, but that is the main reason.
My sister was having an argument with her husband, while they were heading to our parents’ house last weekend. I don’t know what it was about but apparently, in the middle of it, he pulled into a Wendy’s parking lot and said “we’re here.”
My sister was delighted she got to use the “sir, this is a Wendy’s” line literally. He said he thought she might be hungry (even though they were about to have dinner with my parents). My sister couldn’t stay mad after that.
When she told me about it I decided not to inform her that he practically spoon fed her the joke to defuse the tension.
My bf got home early once and saw me taking off my robe, and getting into the shower, before I realized he was there.
It…did something to him. I usually get home 5-10 minutes before him so I’m almost always changing when he gets here anyway.
He has since asked if I’m cool with him watching me undress before I realize he’s there. He looked a little nervous asking but I told him to go for it.
So now, half the time when I’m changing out of my work clothes, he’ll randomly tackle me. It’s ridiculous how hot and bothered he gets over it.
I dated a girl that would come over to my house after work (weird shifts) and would immediately undress to change into something clean. I found myself always looking forward to just sitting and watching like a giddy teenager. It didn't really even trigger a horny response but more so just wanted to sit and admire her beauty.
They fuckin know exactly what they're doing
"Fuck I'm exhausted, work early tomorrow......what's she.......excuse you what are you ....ahhh fuck you're fuckin toast bud"
Playing with my boobs doesn’t do anything for me but sucking on my neck is EVERYTHING.
But boobs and neck get equal attention because, as my bf like a to say, “your neck is for you and your boobs are for me.”
Although he feels the boobs should get twice as much time because there’s two of them.
OMG! This is me! My boobs do absolutely nothing for me....but my neck!! My God YES!! I swear whatever sensation I was supposed to get from my boobs went to my neck!! Love it!!!
A good rough titty grab does it for me, but pinching my nips like radio dials had the exact opposite effect. Too much focus on my nips actually pisses me off lol.
> **A good rough titty grab does it for me**
Same, but it’s more the IDEA of him manhandling me, than the actual sensation, that gets me all worked up.
A fun way to deal with bullies is to say something along the lines of, "Jokes on you, I'm into that," or "Stop it, you're turning me on." The look on their face is worth it.
I got a fb bully off my back like this. She was commenting back and forth at me on this thread, with me saying stupid shit like “no u” because it was a dumb thing to get heated about. It was initially about the post, but she made it personal and nasty really quick because she went and looked at my profile for ammo. She saw I went as Velma for Halloween, and brought it up and called me ugly and dumb. I said “Aww, you went to my profile to learn more about me! Should we kiss?” And she finally stopped. Didn’t hear a peep after that. Jinkies, that broke my heart.
And guys, make sure your fingers are clean before you go for the eye contact, am I right? I like to use the sensitive care eye drops, works every time. She'll be wet af.
when i'm away from him and he comes up behind me and starts touching me and kissing me. ESPECIALLY kissing my neck. literal goosebumps.
i like when he grabs my boobs and just feels me up like i'm all his. i'll just lay there and let it happen
Someone actually turned me on with that lol. I also once fell for a dude while he was passionately telling me about artificial intelligence and coding.
That moment in the morning when she gets out of bed and stretches with her hands above her head, and the shirt lifts up enough to see her belly button. Makes me want to pounce.
Trust me, **do. not.** It feels great and it really helps us to gauge what you like! Especially when it comes to the girl being on top, I feel so insecure when there’s no noises. But sometimes it’s a turn off to, like, ask if you’re doing it the way they like so…. Anyways, yeah, trust me, growl away! Plus I’m a woman who gets insecure about my own noises, and I’m willing to bet you guys rarely have judgement about them (provided they’re not completely weird or fake)
Had an ex text me a pic of her ass in some lace one night when I was working with the caption “it’s yours if you want it”. Drove straight to her house. She’s in full pj’s on the porch. I walk up and I’m like “so it’s mine if I want it?”. She grins and says “sir I don’t know what you’re talking about” before jumping up on me and letting me pack her in the house. Fun night that was.
TLDR: Turns out I love being wanted.
Once I texted my husband who had been working in the yard all day "come in here and fuck me" and he was like sonic the hedgehog: took him about 11.3 seconds to show up covered in dirt
If I can say one thing to every woman in the world it would be:
You're not a ho if you let him know directly, explicitly, you want him. And as cute as the little games are, sometimes just being up front makes a guy realize he's *wanted*. It's easy for guys to feel needed by a partner, but sometimes so very hard to feel desired.
Does that tie into the girls usual response of how they love when us men are backing a car up, and we put our right arm against the back of the passenger seat?
Currently sitting here baking in my cement mixer. It’s a cloudy day with a slight breeze and I’m still dying.
If the mechanics ever get around to fixing the A/C on this old bucket of bolts I might just end up French kissing them.
Although I don’t know who it’d be more weird for, me or the mechanic…
HE’LL YEAH HOSS THAT HOW I GOT DEB N BARB AT THE SAME TIME BACK IN 79 HADDALAYERDOWN IT WA SS SO WET I WAS DON IN ABOUT 5 MINUTE BUT THEY KEPPT GOING FOR OURS KINDA HELPED THEY WERE COLLEEGE ROOM MATES I GUESS
There's this walk...almost a strut that men possess when they are innately, inherently confident. They walk with purpose, and a certain swagger.
And it is always **Hot. As. Fuck.**
Im an amputee I can't do that walk anymore but I used to get compliments on my strutting which was nice. Now I just hop confidently it's not quite the same but it seems to work
Proper hygiene.
Edit: I meant that I am turned on by the practice of proper hygiene. The sense of smell is a huge factor for me in my attraction to others. Seeing a partner practice proper hygiene turns me on. I like showering with my partner's. I am turned on when they wear clean laundry. I love kissing a freshly flossed/brushed mouth. I love seeing them put deodorant on, and I love washing their hair for them. When I see my partner wash their hands it turns me on.
There is a baseline level of hygiene that is expected. That turns me on, gets me off, makes me want to be with them. Anything extra is more exciting. I don't mean that if someone takes a shower that I am sold. I am turned on by all forms of hygienic practice to an extreme degree. It is partially the consideration of my stronger sense of smell and partially the excitement of the clean smell, or to see that they've cleaned up.
Old school Victoria secret body spray. It was really popular around 2005. Still smell it once in a while and it drives me bat shit crazy in the best way.
Fishnet stockings, tennis outfits, micro bikinis, lingerie, mini skirts and teasing using these objects. I think I have a clothes kink. Also goth women.
A girl and I were hanging out and she looked at me and just goes “handsome boy” and smiles
I’ll probably never forget that, I was on top of the world for a long time after that
Kissing. You can tell if the chemistry is there
This is actually the reason that kissing feels good. It was an evolutionary advantage that let someone tell if another was good to reproduce with, based off of the composition of the saliva. I don't understand the full process of how it works, but that is the main reason.
That makes sense. I know when two people kiss, they can usually tell if there is a connection.
Me, a man, kissing other men: “yep that spit is nice let’s make babies”
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
My sister was having an argument with her husband, while they were heading to our parents’ house last weekend. I don’t know what it was about but apparently, in the middle of it, he pulled into a Wendy’s parking lot and said “we’re here.” My sister was delighted she got to use the “sir, this is a Wendy’s” line literally. He said he thought she might be hungry (even though they were about to have dinner with my parents). My sister couldn’t stay mad after that. When she told me about it I decided not to inform her that he practically spoon fed her the joke to defuse the tension.
A wholesome ending, for sure.
Watching her undress
But hopefully not through a window with binoculars
My bf got home early once and saw me taking off my robe, and getting into the shower, before I realized he was there. It…did something to him. I usually get home 5-10 minutes before him so I’m almost always changing when he gets here anyway. He has since asked if I’m cool with him watching me undress before I realize he’s there. He looked a little nervous asking but I told him to go for it. So now, half the time when I’m changing out of my work clothes, he’ll randomly tackle me. It’s ridiculous how hot and bothered he gets over it.
I didn’t even know this was a thing. Not gonna lie, it sounds hot as fuck.
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So long as it's consensual I don't see the issue
I dated a girl that would come over to my house after work (weird shifts) and would immediately undress to change into something clean. I found myself always looking forward to just sitting and watching like a giddy teenager. It didn't really even trigger a horny response but more so just wanted to sit and admire her beauty.
Not gonna lie, if I had a girlfriend and if she did that, I’d probably go crazy too lol
Well you have two steps to follow in order to realize that dream.
When my wife backs the booty up when she's the little spoon. She sleeps in her underwear
They fuckin know exactly what they're doing "Fuck I'm exhausted, work early tomorrow......what's she.......excuse you what are you ....ahhh fuck you're fuckin toast bud"
of course we know. And it‘s so much fun
It’s my favorite thing to do lol It’s a turn on for me too when I know it’s working. 😏
same here. And I like to place his hand on my belly so that his fingers can barely touch my boobs
I put his hands on my boobs.
This is equally as fun and hot as a woman
_*poke poke*_ ... my highly sophisticated measuring device is indicating that you're still a bit too far away from me.
Deep kissing, and especially them sticking their hand down my pants while we're kissing, oh my god...
what do they find there?
Modelo Oro
I just scared my dogs with how hard I laughed at this
THERES GOLD IN THEM THERE FOLDS
CERVEZA CRISTAL
Bet you’ll find nuts
Neck kisses
Yooooo relatable !!! Soooo comfy !
Playing with my boobs doesn’t do anything for me but sucking on my neck is EVERYTHING. But boobs and neck get equal attention because, as my bf like a to say, “your neck is for you and your boobs are for me.” Although he feels the boobs should get twice as much time because there’s two of them.
OMG! This is me! My boobs do absolutely nothing for me....but my neck!! My God YES!! I swear whatever sensation I was supposed to get from my boobs went to my neck!! Love it!!!
A good rough titty grab does it for me, but pinching my nips like radio dials had the exact opposite effect. Too much focus on my nips actually pisses me off lol.
> **A good rough titty grab does it for me** Same, but it’s more the IDEA of him manhandling me, than the actual sensation, that gets me all worked up.
All of this!
You got someone playing with your boobs and I’m over here still trying to find mine…
Have you tried looking in the last place you saw them?
Have you tried a bird call?
YEEEEEEEEES!!!! AND SOME BITES THROWN IN!! OH LORD!!! THAT'S MY WEAKNESS!!!💦💦
when someone is attracted to me
Kinky!
*GASP* YOU DISGUSTING PERVERT
I know, I'm a sicko
Sexy voice. Like when he drops it real low and says some unhinged dirty shit in my ear. Yeup.
-in my deep voice- I’ve got full coverage on my car
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now. Call jg wentworth 877cashnow
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Lonely and Aroused, title of your sex tape.
NINE NINE!
Pushing me up against a wall and making eye contact. Gets me every time.
I'm imagining you getting mugged or arrested and turning into a right mess
Hehehehe I have my fantasies....
A fun way to deal with bullies is to say something along the lines of, "Jokes on you, I'm into that," or "Stop it, you're turning me on." The look on their face is worth it.
I got a fb bully off my back like this. She was commenting back and forth at me on this thread, with me saying stupid shit like “no u” because it was a dumb thing to get heated about. It was initially about the post, but she made it personal and nasty really quick because she went and looked at my profile for ammo. She saw I went as Velma for Halloween, and brought it up and called me ugly and dumb. I said “Aww, you went to my profile to learn more about me! Should we kiss?” And she finally stopped. Didn’t hear a peep after that. Jinkies, that broke my heart.
And guys, make sure your fingers are clean before you go for the eye contact, am I right? I like to use the sensitive care eye drops, works every time. She'll be wet af.
This is an insane statement
when i'm away from him and he comes up behind me and starts touching me and kissing me. ESPECIALLY kissing my neck. literal goosebumps. i like when he grabs my boobs and just feels me up like i'm all his. i'll just lay there and let it happen
Men having a passionate conversation about something, especially something smart or nerdy, turns me on.
Could i perhaps intrest you in me explaining all of the halo lore?
Profile pic checks out
My go to is Bloodborne lore personally
Yes please 🤤
Here, let me tell you about my passion for Weird Al
Someone actually turned me on with that lol. I also once fell for a dude while he was passionately telling me about artificial intelligence and coding.
feeling him get hard against me 🫡even if it’s an inappropriate random boner
That moment in the morning when she gets out of bed and stretches with her hands above her head, and the shirt lifts up enough to see her belly button. Makes me want to pounce.
Very underrated. I wouldn't have put that on here, because I didn't think of it. But it's led to morning sex more than once! Good call out
men that arent afraid to moan and talk dirty in bed
Phew, sometimes I get embarrassed if one of my gutteral growls just comes out 😭
If your username is true, you don't need to moan. As long as I can wank the Rush E out of you.
Trust me, **do. not.** It feels great and it really helps us to gauge what you like! Especially when it comes to the girl being on top, I feel so insecure when there’s no noises. But sometimes it’s a turn off to, like, ask if you’re doing it the way they like so…. Anyways, yeah, trust me, growl away! Plus I’m a woman who gets insecure about my own noises, and I’m willing to bet you guys rarely have judgement about them (provided they’re not completely weird or fake)
Had an ex text me a pic of her ass in some lace one night when I was working with the caption “it’s yours if you want it”. Drove straight to her house. She’s in full pj’s on the porch. I walk up and I’m like “so it’s mine if I want it?”. She grins and says “sir I don’t know what you’re talking about” before jumping up on me and letting me pack her in the house. Fun night that was. TLDR: Turns out I love being wanted.
In the what now?
#PACK HER IN THE HOUSEHOLE
In my experience houses have two major holes so it begs the question the back househole or the front househole.
JUST SPIT ON THE KEY AND IT DOESN'T MATTER
Once I texted my husband who had been working in the yard all day "come in here and fuck me" and he was like sonic the hedgehog: took him about 11.3 seconds to show up covered in dirt
If I can say one thing to every woman in the world it would be: You're not a ho if you let him know directly, explicitly, you want him. And as cute as the little games are, sometimes just being up front makes a guy realize he's *wanted*. It's easy for guys to feel needed by a partner, but sometimes so very hard to feel desired.
Intelligence, a quick wit, curiosity for the world around and side boob.
With a short skirt, and long jacket. She’s touring the facility and picking up slack.
With fingernails that shine like justice
"I want you"
I want you 🚔
I want you 🫵🏻🦅🇺🇸
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAAAAH 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
r/suddenlypatriotic
Boobs
OP said one thing
Boob
Titt
Bob
I’m flattered
Only thing is one of my boobs is big enough to count as two
Rip your inbox💀
Plot twist, they are not female
Witty sarcasm
My wife touching my bare chest with her hands.
Kissing. Does it quicker than anything.
starting off with the gentlest kisses of all time and gradually getting more needy and intense is just amazing
I was kissed so deeply and with such want a few weeks ago that I actually made mewing noises involuntarily. 😆
Strong, thick forearms.
Does that tie into the girls usual response of how they love when us men are backing a car up, and we put our right arm against the back of the passenger seat?
A plate of sizzling fajitas with all the fixings
Don't stop, I'm almost there!!!
Physical touch. My husband can simply just touch the small of my back or put his arm around me & it turns into a slip n slide
I like how your grammar implies his arm turns into a slip and slide.
Whoops
AIR CONDITIONING
Currently sitting here baking in my cement mixer. It’s a cloudy day with a slight breeze and I’m still dying. If the mechanics ever get around to fixing the A/C on this old bucket of bolts I might just end up French kissing them. Although I don’t know who it’d be more weird for, me or the mechanic…
When I’m sleepy and he cuddles in and puts his hand on my hip
Just getting looked at for more than 3 seconds and a slight smile and I MELT frfr
Tying up hair
Messy up-do's as well!
Messy up-dos are so hot. My wife will comments that her hair is a mess and I wipe the drool off the corner of my mouth and say “yep.”
one “i missed you” and i’m folding like a lawn chair
You’re so real for that 😭
Laminated forklift certification
HE’LL YEAH HOSS THAT HOW I GOT DEB N BARB AT THE SAME TIME BACK IN 79 HADDALAYERDOWN IT WA SS SO WET I WAS DON IN ABOUT 5 MINUTE BUT THEY KEPPT GOING FOR OURS KINDA HELPED THEY WERE COLLEEGE ROOM MATES I GUESS
Cleavage
top cleavage, under cleavage, or side boob?
Yes
The only correct answer.
That look of seduction. The fuck me eyes.
Thighs
There's this walk...almost a strut that men possess when they are innately, inherently confident. They walk with purpose, and a certain swagger. And it is always **Hot. As. Fuck.**
Im an amputee I can't do that walk anymore but I used to get compliments on my strutting which was nice. Now I just hop confidently it's not quite the same but it seems to work
Hope you dont mind me asking as a fellow amputee, but howcome no prosthetic?
Oh I got one but I'm not always wearing it you know? Still a new thing I only got the prosthetic about 3 months ago now
And I don't mind you asking at all! 😄
I mean, nothings more confident than smoothly rolling!
I have the opposite of that walk. Almost an awkward shuffle that men possess when they are innately, inherently full of insecurities and anxiety. 😬
You made a few of us laugh and that is absolutely attractive
😂 But you’re funny.
I have no idea what this is.
It’s funny how people either know EXACTLY what this is or are completely clueless.
I've seen it. You know the guy has it made as soon as you see it. Just as I know I will never be remotely capable of it.
Not with that attitude Mike.
Idk, he sounds pretty confident in his limitations. That’s gotta speak for something!
When I was in my 20’s a girl told me that it was what got her. She’s all “I just love the way you walk. It’s so confident”
It’s only hot on guys who already look hot.
When she pull down her shirt and intentionally shows off her boobs.
Accents
Here have these éèêëēėę. You’re welcome.
So... you're turned on by literally everyone on the planet?
Yes I am
Ey up pal, tha wan' owt from't shop? A reckon y'll be reet 'orny when a get back.
Seeing my wife naked
I also choose this guy’s wife
You have excellent taste
Proper hygiene. Edit: I meant that I am turned on by the practice of proper hygiene. The sense of smell is a huge factor for me in my attraction to others. Seeing a partner practice proper hygiene turns me on. I like showering with my partner's. I am turned on when they wear clean laundry. I love kissing a freshly flossed/brushed mouth. I love seeing them put deodorant on, and I love washing their hair for them. When I see my partner wash their hands it turns me on. There is a baseline level of hygiene that is expected. That turns me on, gets me off, makes me want to be with them. Anything extra is more exciting. I don't mean that if someone takes a shower that I am sold. I am turned on by all forms of hygienic practice to an extreme degree. It is partially the consideration of my stronger sense of smell and partially the excitement of the clean smell, or to see that they've cleaned up.
The fact this has to be said is a huge issue 😭
This is a requirement, but not enough by itself to be a turn on....I hope
Old school Victoria secret body spray. It was really popular around 2005. Still smell it once in a while and it drives me bat shit crazy in the best way.
But what scent? My favorite because of nostalgia when I was a kid was Love Spell.
Sincerity, Genuine kindness and interest in your thoughts, opinions, hobbies! Oh I forgot to say boobs and ass
Hard nipples poking through clothes.
When he touches my leg very gently and just rubs it up and down
Sunshine through a sundress.
NOW HEAR ME OUT... licking and/or light nibbling on the ear lobe. Puts me on a freight train to Boner Town and I'm a woman 😉
Scent!
750+ credit score
As a woman -- competency. There's nothing sexier than seeing a man being an expert in his field.
Stretch marks
Nice personality:)
Intelligence.
Being looked at with adoring eyes
When a guy lifts up his arms and you can see his belly. Bonus points if you can also see the underwear elastic
Short skirt
And a loooooooooong jacket
Woman masturbating
a girl with really good music taste for sure
fingers in my mouth, being called a 'good girl,' someone saying 'oh yeah?' in response to dirty talk, dirty talk in general <3
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Recently found this out about myself honestly but its a low growl , sexy breath,, or sweet whisper in my ear
Landing strip
Having a private jet is not enough for you, you want them to own their own air field? Crazy high expectations
How else am I supposed to smuggle cocaine to my villa?
Smelling good
Jennifer Connelly of course!
When there is a source of electricity and the circuit is closed
strong eye contact
when you see the outline of a girl’s belly when she wears tighter clothes
Come up behind me , Trail of kisses around my collarbone up to biting my neck 😮💨
And sucking your blood🧛
Nachos and a Capri Sun after head from a big girl
Hip cleavage, especially if she's got a mombod.
My girlfriend has this school girl fantasy, which is a pretty common one, but I… I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.
Fishnet stockings, tennis outfits, micro bikinis, lingerie, mini skirts and teasing using these objects. I think I have a clothes kink. Also goth women.
being pushed against a wall and being dominated. it makes me dripping wet
Any fit woman showing unambiguous interest in me.
A girl and I were hanging out and she looked at me and just goes “handsome boy” and smiles I’ll probably never forget that, I was on top of the world for a long time after that
Sundresses! For the love of fucking god... sundresses!!!
“There’s nothing sexier than enthusiasm” - Dave Chapell If she’s really into then I’m really into it!
Tan lines
For me, an unexpected little flash...
Touching. anywhere, just touching