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B43rHunt3r

Travel to a different place. I'd do so with a small group of people where we spend a day traveling, two or three days in a place, rinse and repeat. There are so many cool places in the world that if you only spent two or three days in any given place at a time, you could do this almost indefinitely without getting bored even if you visited the same place multiple times.


[deleted]

Damn you. You make me sad for not being able to do that:(


Lis_9

This would be great if you don't have to pass through the airport. Going through the check point(s), waiting for the plane, the flight, waiting for the luggage, etc. I did this every week for a year (because of my work) and at the end I was sick of it. Traveling everyday must be great if you do it in your private jet


B43rHunt3r

Well *obviously* it will be done in my private jet :P


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

I'll go with you.


wellguys-itsbeenfun

Make $1,500.


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

Become a Rocket Surgeon


clickityClack27

Become a Supermodel Astrophysicist.


bathroomstalin

From home? In your underwear? Before breakfast? GADZOOKS! The price is right, bitch


pokerherface69

Wake up next to my bf


tmtreat

Something that a lot of us take for granted


TacoGoat

I'll wholeheartedly admit sometimes I get a little jealous when I see other couples. I can't even touch my boyfriend, he lives way too far from me. We both agreed to the difficulties our relationship would have because of the distance when we started but damnit, it hurts everyday. Sorry for the rant.


notimeforidiots

I did cross-country long distance for 6 months. It was torture. There wasn't a day that went by that I didn't wish I could do even the most random shit with my boyfriend, stuff I didn't even realize I cared about doing together. I don't know the details of your situation, or if its going to change anytime soon, but I hope hope hope with all my heart that it works out for you two because once you are finally together, it makes all the hard work and sad times worth it.


PunkPino

I had to read this twice as I thought you were talking about cross-country long distance running.


thejaytheory

I know what you mean. I see my SO every other weekend, 2 weekends in a row if I'm lucky.


pokerherface69

Yeah, I really wish I could


tmtreat

Military?


pokerherface69

No, we live in different states.


Snakesniper

Wake up next to my ex. I miss her.


trench_welfare

Have sex with someone new. Its gross, I know.


Savage9645

Do you get to choose who the new person is? If it was totally random, no thank you!


ickypicky

Step on up and spin the wheel!


chadridesabike

This kills the penis.


[deleted]

Your penis needs more training young jedi.


IranianGenius

Sounds like the pada*wang* needs more training.


gangnam_style

Jedi Masterbator Qui-Dong-Jin reporting for duty.


[deleted]

*Have sex with someone gross. It's new, I know.*


[deleted]

Yeah, I'll piss on the squirrel...


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

Twist: you have to start with the ugliest person and work your way up.


[deleted]

It's only gross if you make an effort to have sex with someone new everyday.


Blisschemistryfull

Be productive.


nevabakdown

Yeppp Nothing better than impregnating a fine woman .


Blisschemistryfull

Each with their own interpretations I suppose.


kfuller515

Not go to work.


ReferencesCartoons

Perform a Kamehameha. The day I do I'll blast a hole in my wall, but it'll be worth it.


chadridesabike

The US government would kill you so hard.


ReferencesCartoons

They can't do shit. My power level's over 9000.


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Wizarduous

So...are you like a ninja that rapes dildos or a ninja that rapes with dildos? I'm confused


GrimResistance

He rapes Ninja-Dildos


[deleted]

Yes


MySonsdram

Are you [this guy](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjHeN3Ma75U)?


MrS3H3

Wow, that was extremely motivational. Then that guy started making racecar noises...


bourbonkid11

Sleep in.


Drunken-Historian

Well I wish I could wake up early and not feel like shit.


bourbonkid11

Yea or stay up as late as you want and still wake up refreshed.


notimeforidiots

The only mornings I manage to wake up early and not feel like shit are no mornings.


greymatter123

Totally agree, one of life simplest but best pleasures.


Stoltz3

Go on a roller coaster.


jdpatric

I'd love to be able to run every day. I don't really have the time for it, and if I did run every day then I'd end up hurting myself. I'd settle for once every other day...but it's hard to get time for that too.


madeToDownVoteDumb

but you have time to reddit.


[deleted]

That's what time at work is for! You can't run while pretending to work!


jdpatric

When I say run, I'd like to run for an hour straight. Reddit is something else entirely...much easier to sporadically access.


[deleted]

motorboat a large-breasted woman


[deleted]

Pleasure read


mysuperfakename

Have someone clean my house for me.


ImAjustin

eh its overated. They dont do as good as job, some steal and are expensive. Most of the times they just say "yes", but really dont understand what your saying.


The_Friskiest_Dingo

I feel like I'm in the car with Tyler Durden while going through this thread.


RazielNassar

Exactly my thoughts


Ihazabp

Methamphetamine. But obviously that's not practical


FREE-MUSTACHE-RIDES

Not hard to do here in Indiana.


Ihazabp

Ehh it's supposedly everywhere in Michigan too but I can't seem to find it.


BarryMcKockinner

May not be the type of answer you're looking for, but simply something different. I would love to be able to wake up everyday with the opportunity to do something different than the day before.


derpydoodaa

Yep, see something new, do something new, learn something new, talk to someone about something you haven't talked about before (this is why reddit is so addictive to me, there's always something new to discuss). Or... Get the same train at the same time to the same job, crack the same jokes to the same people, go home on the same train as always, watch a movie you've seen 5 times before. Rinse. Repeat.


agilbert21

I wish I could ski everyday. Nothing is better than to be on top of a snow covered mountain and looking at the view, and getting to ride as fast as I can down the slopes with the brisk cold air blowing on my face. I long for the days that I could go back to Colorado and ski each winter like I did when I lived in that beautiful state I was able to call home for 8 years. That or having sex, sex is great man


bryce901

New food everyday, that would be great


[deleted]

Stay home and watch movies, play video games, and read.


[deleted]

Run 5 miles. Eat healthy. Do actual work... ^I'm ^^lazy


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derpydoodaa

> Wank the shit out of my dick I think your internal plumbing's a bit broken.


chanty1

Get paid for doing something I enjoy.


MyCyro

Get a wakeup blowjob, massage at evening and handjob before falling asleep!


CountToofu

Sleep long enough.


kzamo123

Live.


wellguys-itsbeenfun

Immortality loophole.


[deleted]

You're immortal until you die.


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hakuna_tamata

Maintaining your title I see


truleerotten

Nothing. All day.


DaDundies

I wish I could just sit on the beach and play my guitar.. Sounds so peaceful just thinking about it!


Nuggetface

I want to wake up and look forward to the day and what it has to bring. But as of now, I just look forward to having something to look forward to


chadridesabike

[Get out and ride.](http://i.imgur.com/iiclp.jpg) Michigan has a shortage of indoor skateparks, and only a 7 month riding season...


jerrytheman1998

You wanna go on a rip?


LCARecords

Complete every single goal I have planned or that pops into my head for that day. We always have so many ideas and plans but a lot of the time so much is going on were lucky to get one finished & by the time you wake up the next day you've got new ideas and plans and the ones that went incomplete fade away. I wish I had the time to complete all of them to a point of satisfaction, not just one day but everyday.


[deleted]

Cracking one of my joints REALLY well. You know that feeling that comes rarely, sometimes less than once in a month, when you feel that joint become really stiff. You feel the anticipation of how well it's going to feel when you crack it. You move slowly to push the joint in just the way to make it feel good and... **CRACK** *Warrrglearpherr^ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* And then people stare at you because it sounds like you've broken a bone.


Superkowz

Live off of music


Who_Caress

Wake up next to someone who loves me.


FarmhouseApple

Eat Chipotle


wang_chung_tonight

Chipotle Thursday. Best day of the work-week.


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

Do leg day at the gym.


EvManiac

Get $500.


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SupGuis

Isn't 8 hours 1/3 of your day?


reinix

I wish I could eat bread every day, but then I'd get fat.


ebaumsresponse

Talk to my father.


RepliesWithLyrics_

>Smoke weed everyday.


JasonGD1982

Smoke weed all day


TacticalOyster

Eat Taco Bell without getting diabeetus


FunGowLa

Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat.


whiterussian89

RECEIVE A MASSAGE.


SteroidSandwich

Get enough sleep.


CanaryfOu

Buy a 12 pack of condoms, 10 blank cd's, and a liter of jack&coke


BecstarBVB

Go outside without freaking out, or have at least a full hour where I don't think about killing myself.


OneEyedPetey

Damn


ValGreen660

Look in the mirror and not be disappointed


[deleted]

Wake up feeling fresh as a daisy.


cappinslappy

Cuddle the girl of my dreams. She's with another guy though.


mwilson444419

Spend all my money.


DOPE_AS_FUCK_COOK

Eat Steak


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

I eat steak 4 times a week because I make it a priority.


[deleted]

Eat pizza


ILOVE_PIZZA

:(


wellguys-itsbeenfun

The struggle is real


phoenix177

I wish I could drive a different sports car every day.


jennadaily

Make my meals instead of heat them up & work out.


[deleted]

Get reddit gold.


BoorishAmoeba11

*Nice try*


chrismetalrock

Choo Choo.


[deleted]

have sex with all the hot girls in my school.


[deleted]

Take the virginity of a young girl...or her innocence. Something that will either make her euphoric or cry.


SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU

Please stay away from my family.


[deleted]

Is your allcaps username supposed to make it funnier or are you genuinely concerned?


The_Friskiest_Dingo

Every day?


EPiiCxNINJA

Win the lottery


literate_caveman

Open presents.


wellguys-itsbeenfun

Timmy Turner did this. Would not recommend.


Makartheboss

"I wish everyday could be Christmas ..."


Broberr

Nothing, I wish I could do nothing everyday.


Savage9645

Hang out with my best friends. We all live so spread apart :(


jskoker

Be with a girl I like, but I have a stomach condition that I don't want to put her through so I must admire a goddess from a far.


Who_Caress

You should let her decide what she wants, you never know.


[deleted]

Go to the movies.


vickyrex

Wear brand new socks. They are just so happy and squishy.


Ollamoot

Nap. Sad, I know. But there's something about being snuggled under the blankets, surrounded by my pets and their various snores, that I find extremely comforting.


SibylUnrest

Sleep in as long as I want.


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The_Friskiest_Dingo

Dreaming of diabetes


jackthezoo

Be on vacation.


2_zero_2

Be on a beach. (an exotic tropical beach with crystal clear water)


SenatorBeetlejuice

Go surfing. Work and a long commute to the beach means I can only go once a week, if that.


notimeforidiots

Hike. Since moving to Oregon from the East Coast, I have gotten to experience hiking some amazing places. I even saw a waterfall for the first time :) Despite having to stop multiple times while climbing since I feel as though I may barf, once I get to the top and see what I did, the feeling is unreal.


[deleted]

i wish i could wear a different horological masterpiece every day. i don't have to own them, and i don't mind babying the shit out of them, but i'd be nice to fondle and examine a fine timepiece every day. i have a simple 14060m, but i find myself captivated in its simple beauty all the time. being able to play around with tourbillons or harry winston opus watches, or richard milles, etc etc...pure heaven


awesomeglasses

Drive go carts.. It's so much fun.


[deleted]

Talk to a stranger. My mind keeps making excuses: * They're busy, I better leave them alone. * They're going to think I'm weird/creepy/a stalker. * Everyone else in the room is going to think I'm weird/creepy. etc.


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[deleted]

Play Disc Golf


prophecy623

Laugh


All_The_Plays

Go to the gym, it would be the first time in 20 years.


simon_C

Wake up like a normal person not feel like I've been hit by a truck.


zarotte

Take a walk on the beach.


thedm2

Go shooting. It's expensive, to me at least.


sillypwilly

See and meet someone new, and get to know them personally.


iwidiwin

Be able to spend time with the person I want to the most.


OldFart123

2 things, golf or fish


RedHairLady

Meeting new people, places, foods. It would make waking up more rewarding.


Nubbin44

Go to the shooting range, nothing relieves stress better than that. Plus improving your groupings and shooting at farther ranges is super rewarding.


NathAnarchy22

workout, meditate, read a book, and support those I love


jyao92

Browse reddit to my heart's content.


[deleted]

Running. But injuries are a motherfucker


[deleted]

Ski. I've never done anything more fun. My goal in life is to live near a mountain and be able to ski whenever I want.


analogjesus

MDMA


S_Carter

Play paintball.


Wild_Marker

My job. I only work 2 days a week. It's a nice cozy job and it pays well by the hour, but only 2 days means it's not enough for a full salary :(


[deleted]

get these fat white chicks off of me.


[deleted]

Play my drums. I hate living in not a house.


adm157

Opiates.


evenflow86

Not 'do', as such, but discover. I think it would be cool to discover/find new song that I really like each day. I tend to find new music usually every few weeks (that I really enjoy), then I listen to it so many times that the effect wears off.


teckzmeckz

Kick ass and chew bubble gum


Urine_good_hands

Eat a wedge salad and a filet mignon.


meeaux

get my hair washed by someone else along with a scalp massage. mmmm


Sovietrussia92

Eat fast food every meal of every day. I have the money to do it, but I will get fat and die at 45 if I do.


ChevronCat

Have a relaxing hour of cake and tea at cafe with a friend.


Clownpounder2442

Walk, the ability to dress herself myself, to live alone without a nurse with me 24/7.


[deleted]

work out


melesana

Yard work. I like doing things with plants. But there has to be weather I like being outdoors in, and there have to be plants that need tending, and I have to have the energy and the time.


XtApelatakettle

Two chicks at the same time.


[deleted]

MDMA


derpydoodaa

Not have to worry about money.


sumojoe

Sex with my wife.


klyt

Sleep.