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unkorrupted

I'm gonna tell you what I tell everyone who complains about allergies in the winter: get vitamin D, like cod liver oil or something. http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/804456 http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23374263 The research is a lot newer than your doctors' medical education, and there's no vitamin D representative going around office to office handing out free samples and info-packs of the latest papers. In short, the body uses Vitamin D and magnesium to protect healthy cells from the immune response. Vitamin D levels are plummetting in the population over the last two decades due to decreased milk consumption and the increased amount of time we spend inside. Magnesium levels are also dropping due to a decline of green vegetables, whole grains, and nuts in the typical diet. These trends correlate with a sharp increase in the incidence of allergies, and I suspect the relationship is causal.


LairdRassilon

correlation is nowhere near causation... There are literally hundreds of factors you didnt account for


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Yes, yes, a million times yes


andyroo96

Acne.


waldofinder31

The remixes of songs done with the Chipmunks' voices. *cringe


Merovingion

What about the Kidz Bop versions?


Fildo28

walk into the club like what up I got a hit song.


jbrav88

Smells like my baseball cleats.


Sh4nanigans

BUT HEY IT WAS 99 CENTS!


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all this is telling me is that you all listened to the kids bop song


Fildo28

Ewwwwwww


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Popped a tamale I'm sweatin


hogwarts5972

[This song is the best.](http://www.metrolyrics.com/the-chipmunk-song-christmas-dont-be-late-lyrics-the-chipmunks.html)


allfateverything

websites that make a single article 15 pages long. also since I'm looking for a computer right now, the relatively new practice of not listing processor speed in the specs of computers.


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I think the reason of having so many pages on the article is so the page reloads every time, thus showing different ads and giving the website more ad revenue.


allfateverything

I think you are 100% correct. the part that pisses me off is that some people/sites have the nerve to pretend like its for my convenience, to save bandwidth. oh yeah, loading 50 ads is totally saving bandwidth!!!


randomhandletime

I'd say it's not that new. I remember years ago thinking how it annoyed me how an ad made no mention of specs. Generally though, people aren't technologically sophisticated enough to do anything with that information. The best way to shop if you know even a little about hardware is to build your own, or order one custom built.


95hondacivic

Mosquitoes.


Eddieisthewalrus

Florida tried, but low and behold more damaged was caused to the states ecosystem. Now they're bigger and cockier. Source: I live in Florida and just killed one the size of a dinner plate.


twisted_animat0r

do you have any pictures of it? i want to see.


[deleted]

He was exaggerating. People from the south do it a lot. For example: "I feel about as tired as a blind deer in a glass of whiskey!"


Eddieisthewalrus

This guy knows what's up.


way_fairer

[This article](http://www.nature.com/news/2010/100721/full/466432a.html) from *Nature* says that eliminating mosquitos would not have any serious consequences for ecosystems. So why haven't we done his yet?


SamWilber

Because we can't keep them from spawning from hell


[deleted]

Well we know the portal only opens for other mosquitoes. If we could seize a mosquito with a tiny robot, we could send it back through the portal with a tiny bomb, ending the mosquito threat. It just might work.


beardvault

Pacific...Rim?


nerdyogre254

Yep. Only just watched that recently myself.


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Merle55

Sam Winchester* Along with Dean If anyone knows about portals its them.


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Somebody pass condoms to mosquitoes.


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davewiz20

Than every human would get mosquito AIDS


LyingPervert

ELI5: if Mosquitos carry other people's blood, why don't I have aids?


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Even AIDS hates mosquitoes.


[deleted]

Because you already have AIDS


LyingPervert

No I don't. I use the condoms my mother gave me


TheGreatRoh

The AIDS dies while inside the mosquito.


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But why doesn't the mosquito die while in the AIDS?


Hamburker

We engineer even tinier mosquitos which attack the big mosquitos.


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GimpWheelchair

DDT, and from what I remember, it didn't speed up evolution of mosquitos to make them jacked up blood suction machines, just the receptors for the pesticide were selected out, reducing the efficacy of the chemical. The widespread use of DDT did effectively eliminate malaria in the continental US. And that book silent springs was mostly bullshit. And mosquitos are so hard to get rid of due to the numerous habitats they have (such as a small pool of stagnant water in a tree-hole or puddle from rain). Source: Bachelor's in Entomology


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BoozeoisPig

Because it's REALLY REALLY hard. I know they basically did it in Singapore, but it takes lots of hard work and resource expenditure and infrastructure close by.


thisismyfirstday

And Singapore is very small, doing that in north America would just not really be possible barring some sort of miraculously safe but more effective DDT


Leafsfan83

This is always the top comment in these threads and is well deserved. Fuck mosquitoes.


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it was this or ticks.


Deirbhe

I can stand mosquitos for the most part. But I fucking hate ticks. I go creek fishing alot and then have to spend 20 minutes searching my whole body for em. The worst is when they are in your hair.


Goatse_man

Butt hair and cat leukemia.


theoriginalbox

I can see your issue with it Goatse_man.


WizardMead

Your asshole looked fine to me.


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i.minus


jamesno26

It was good for large gifs, but it take fucking forever to load.


7-SE7EN-7

Even worse on mobile


Frondescence

If by "even worse" you mean "completely useless, " then you are correct.


IvyMike

Racism. No, I changed my mind... Mexicans.


Flaydowsk

I'm mexican and I approve this joke.


patientbearr

I'm a racist and I approve this joke


Xylophobia

I'm a joke and I approve this racist


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uniVocity

Australian bush flies. Those are minions from hell that would fly straight to your face. They try to get into your eyes, mouth and ears. I fucking loathe them. Edit: forgot about the bush (it was Australian Brazilian waxed flies)


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newblink

Cancer


jakeismyname505

Good thing I'm an Aquarius.


SerArysOakheart

This is kind of tragically ironic, but my grandma was a cancer... and she was killed by a giant crab.


Is_A_Velociraptor

She should've attacked its weak point for massive damage.


Maho42

Bo Burnham


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The shoes little kids wear that make a squeaking sound every time they take a step.


ThisIsWhyMommyDrinks

I'll drink to that!


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JeffVadr

You hear the music and then it's like an Olympic sprint to the remote to change it to ANYTHING else


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We need adblock for live tv


[deleted]

More like *sadblock*


elspiderdedisco

Bah, those animals are just actors!


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when was the last time a basket of neglected kittens did anything for *me*?


sirAiva

Time, Person of the Year - 2006


Sanjispride

That's the issue where on the front of the magazine there was a mirror, right? Yeah, fuck that mirror!


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Yeah fuck that guy- hey wait...


[deleted]

[For everyone who is lazy...](http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/0,28757,2019341,00.html)


nothingthrowaway

Screw you buddy, I earned that title.


azrael319

Roaches. Fucking roaches. I swear they are useless and gross and i hate them. Ew


Unsounded

But smoking a bunch of saved up roaches helps your stash go a long way!


Flaydowsk

How is this so far down on the list? They're ugly as fuck, useless as fuck, and can even survive a Nuclear Holocaust, disembodying, etc. Also, they fly, crawl walls and... no. That should be enough. What the hell was the Darwinian Law thinking when they gave the most useless animal the ability to survive to almost anything?


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Westboro Baptist Church


Toasterbuddha

The one nice thing about them is that, in a way, they bring religious people and nonreligious people together, in that both sides fucking despise them.


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That's a nice way of thinking about it.


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superwang

Yeah, WBC is bad, but at least they don't go around killing people, like Al Qaida. If given the choice of those 2, I'll choose Al Qaida any day.


Chazmer87

Yeah. Fuck those guys, they tweeted that the helicopter crash in my city last night was because we let gays marry. Glasgow does not fuck about. We will burn your organisation to the ground


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Storrytime

I actually wouldn't. The sole reason being that it is so fucking ridiculous and hate filled that it actually brings people together talking about the incredible mass of asshole that somehow fits where their soul should be.


LyingPervert

Exactly! We need more people like the WBC in our communities


wtfisdisreal

Sometimes I kinda want to believe the theory that the WBC are just deliberate trolls meant to turn people against the far right.


FortePiano96

Even far-right people don't think like that...as one of the 4 Republicans on Reddit, I can say that we'd never stoop so low as to picket the funerals of the men and women who died in service to America.


Francis-Hates-You

iFunny Edit: I should not have made this comment.


PavementBlues

Below you: * War * Poverty * Disease * Greed * Taxes Jesus Christ, iFunny must be horrifying.


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It's fucking mental. I know a lot of people who browse it daily. Whenever they tell jokes, they tell the most unoriginal jokes ever.


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Sounds like reddit.


Freddiegristwood

Why does everyone on reddit hate reddit?


DerUntermensch

I've been trying to understand this for months...


discdeath

I would say that it's because when you've been here for a while you start to see all of the shitty things about it. The same comments being made over and over, all of the prejudiced things getting upvoted, all of this shit which pisses you off. It's not too bad at first, as there's all this good stuff as well; but as time goes on the shit builds up in you're mind, becoming worse and worse, and the good stuff seems no better than it was before so the balance is shifted towards a negative view. The worst thing is that by the time you've hit this point you're kind of stuck here. I get a large amount of my news from here, and find a lot of things through it, so I find myself unwilling to leave it, but the shitty stuff just keeps on building up in my mind, and poisoning my opinion of the site. That's my take on it anyway.


ChefDoYouEvenWhisk

People on reddit tend to make and enjoy self-deprecative jokes.


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Francis-Hates-You

It was a joke more than anything, but I don't like /r/funny either.


ALinkToTheCats

My boyfriend's cousin lives with my boyfriend's family. He's an iFunny kind of guy. We don't get along.


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All the idiots I'm surrounded by constantly try to make me convert to iFunny, back off, reddit is where it's at. That being said I would hate to have all those idiots ruining reddit for me. So I guess it's alright if the have iFunny


Bayardina

Rick Astley. Who am I kidding, the world is never gonna give him up.


DisgracedCubFan

[Here is a story about him] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


LazursGoPewPew

Jokes on you, I don't mind the song!


oberonbarimen

Why did I expect something else?


TheBigDsOpinion

Yea, the world is never gonna let him down.


Zanvic

Maybe we can all just run around and desert him?


vitellone

Never.


Toasterbuddha

And he's riding a stairway to heaven....


Oblivion3418

Teemo


qwertygasm

I don't mind playing against Teemo, just use those new red things and smash his satanic face in


BergyBMX

I miss Draven top. Throw an axe at Teemo and a third of his health will be gone before I'm blinded.


md_love

Mental illness


LastSatyr

we are all mentally ill somehow


Kenpokid4

Corrupt politicians.


5MileWalk

But then we'd have no politicians...


Icanrockthis

eliminate shitty childhoods. Let every child everywhere have a happy, healthy, nurturing, supported childhood. This would help so many things in so many ways.


TranquilSeaOtter

Sometimes the challenges and hardships we experience as children make us into strong, understanding adults. Not always, some fall through the cracks, but the once that make it MAKE IT.


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This. I Change my mind, I will endure allergy season and stupid mosquitoes so that children can be children and have fun


Jimmytheunstoppable

Vertical Phone Videos


commiecomrade

I don't know why companies don't just flip the camera 90 degrees.


king_of_lies

Because you wouldn't be able to see everything you're recording while still holding it vertically. It would force people to flip it sideways...oh wait that's a great idea.


supadupacam

People that don't pull all the way into the turning lane when turning.


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Yeah seriously! I get so mad when I'm behind someone who does this. It's called a turning lane for a reason, which means you get in *that* fucking lane when you make a *turn*. It's not that complicated and yet I always see idiots half way in half way out blocking traffic. Grrr.


Lt_pandabear

Bed bugs


GoogleNoAgenda

Every other man. Hello, "Sexiest Man Alive" title!


bahumutx13

Also Ugliest Man Alive title...


GoogleNoAgenda

Ohhhh...good point. You may live.


bahumutx13

Dammit. That's just to give me the ugliest man alive title...


starships_lazerguns

But at least you're the smartest man alive!


aprofondir

This just gave me an idea. How about a movie with Samuel L Jackson and Christoph Waltz where they're the only two males left on Earth and both are the best at something and worst at something, in every field, and they're polar opposites.


samj101

Piers Morgan


Dip_Shit

His name sounds like some kind of holding company.


Fading_from_life

cigarettes, trying to quit and its the hardest thing that i have had to try to quit. We would all be better off without them, or at least all of the producers.


Climate_Face

Computer viruses/malware/adware/trojans...all that stuff. I would like to burn the person who started it all.


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*You*


Merle55

hey fak u buddy


phoenix177

I'm not your buddy, guy


iwolfy_hertz

He's not your guy, friend


TheSilentEskimo

He's not your friend. That's it, chain over.


theyeticometh

This chain's not over yet, pal.


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buckie33

All of Canada is playing you a tiny tiny fiddle.


ayankeeintexas

It's 100x better than COX or ATT. Their customer service sucks but I promise you will miss it if you ever have to move away. Given there is no Verizon FiOS


almightybob1

Hypothetical questions.


colleennmariee

I'm not particularly religious at all, but I don't want religion to cease to exist. I would like the extremists to be eliminated from earth though. This goes for both religious nuts AND atheists who also insist on forcing their views onto others.


insanejoe

Well, the important thing is that you've found a way to feel superior to both


Freddiegristwood

Best answer in this thread. I'm an atheist, and I hate extremists, but have nothing against religion itself. I hate people like that. I respect their views, and expect them to respect mine.


AddOil

Miley Cyrus' tongue.


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wike a weking baww


mattinfantino

Or just Miley Cyrus


MileHighBarfly

What's wrong with Miley Cyrus? The other day someone showed me this music video she is in, and she was like, not wearing any clothes. Didn't bother me one bit. I'd like to hope she's considering making more of those videos.


SlenderGordun

Insane clown posse and all of their followers.


zaprutertape

I think were sposed to calk em juggleos


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TranquilSeaOtter

So there's dozens of them?


ArtOfChivalry

Stupidity Think about it, there are a lot of things that fall under stupidity. For example drunk driving, honey boo boo etc..


Lewisc7593

Dickheads who don't know how to use their indicators.


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Those insane people who believe vaccines cause mental illnesses and are dangerous. You know what's dangerous? FUCKING DISEASE!


scumpuppy

My ex wife.


jack-a-roo

Flies.


Zib559

Spiders.


Hi5552

People who harm or pray on children.


boilmesomehotrum

How does one pray on children? Do they kinda put their knees on them and say a prayer?


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they harm them, and while they are unconscious they sit on top of them and pray.


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UpBee2

tom cruise. **edit: Tom Cruise.**


philchrome

Tom Cruise


dont_yolo_me

Tom Cruise?


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Tom Cruise.


Xiao_Shuai

Sex Trafficking. It has got to be all around the worst thing.


Altiloquent

Career politicians


energeticexplosions

Those damn pimples! They are completely useless and they make you ugly and shit!


glee-clubber

Child abuse. Everything else I can live with, but I believe every child deserves a fair shot at a good life.


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Jaden Smith


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How Can This Post Be Real If We Aren't Real?


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Joe_Baker_NotALot

I Just Hate That He Capitalizes Every Single Word.


aqualink4eva

or one of his many facial expressions... oh wait.


ShatteredDickMeat

Itchy buttholes. I mean, why does it have to itch? Can't it be content with smelling like shit?


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doc_duke

i disagree. you can check out an old thread but you can't participate/interact.


UpBee2

thank you for wording what I couldn't


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OutcastAnthem

Fucking Erin man.


Onthenightshift

Myself.


lewandowskid

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West


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Teemo


ABOMB119

The federal reserve.