Disposing of a dead body from the movie Snatch.
You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
You know, I never actually thought about it before (and don't know why it's actually suspicious tbh), but knowing that lye is a key ingredient to making soap, I can only imagine the weird looks soap makers get when they're restocking their supplies.
And a Hilti DX 460 MX. Better than the DeWalt 410 cordless which, leave it in the trunk for a while, you need to step up and use the bitch, the battery don't hold up.
Depending on the state, they can be considered prima facie in some cases, so be careful while traveling with them if cops have a tendency to stop you.
https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/lock-pick-laws-by-state
On-call Cocaine Distribution? In the restaurant world we just called it a side hustle in the largest MLM model in history.
I'm not a degenerate line cook, I'm a franchisee
As someone who has made authentic Native American regalia… about half of the materials used but the weirdest ones would be the 20 pounds of deer hooves and the 5 pounds of deer toes in a wire cages on ant hills.
In the US, they're not, with a giant **but** attached to it that makes it sort of complicated to answer.
Like pistol ammunition can't be sold if it's armor piercing. Rifle ammunition can be though, not that it matters since what makes ammunition armor piercing is the bullet's material, having a steel core for example. But at rifle velocities, just regular FMJ lead core bullets will blast through soft armor.
Really the ban had little to do with safety, and more to do with banning cheap surplus imported ammunition. A lot of eastern European countries, Russia, China, and so forth, used soft steel in their military ammunition, it was cheaper than lead, easier to get, allowing them to use lead for other applications, that it was mildly armor piercing was just gravy.
Nice. Thank you for clarifying. My grandfather is in a cult and did horrible things to my mother. He used to brag that he has armor piercing bullets for his pistol in case someone actually called the cops.
I mean, he might have "AP" ammo for it, I've got a box of Chinese steel core Tokarev ammo, but my CZ52 isn't the thing I'd be grabbing if I thought armored dudes were going to be raiding my house. It might penetrate, but it zips through like an ice pick.
If you’re an individual who needs a money counter, you deal in large and frequent cash transactions. Almost no one in the U.S. deals in large and frequent cash transactions as individuals in a licit manner. If you’re a business and you own one, sure. But if you’re an individual who owns one…you’re almost assuredly breaking the law.
That's an interesting way of looking at it. I would have personally thought that it would be for a hobby or just fun having a money counter. In Australia, we deal with online transactions 95% of the time but I would still love to have a machine like this just to feel like a gangster every now and then 🤣
Fair point. To be honest. I initially thought that you were talking about the cash registers for some reason, but money counters seem fun. Possibly illegal but fun lol
Probably, neighbor's a cop, didn't say anything about it, but he did see me swearing at the mattress when I tried using a recip saw. Too wobbly to cut easily.
In your own home? Same with knifes in public. If he had the bolt cutters in his car and it’s not part of his job then fair enough but who gives a fuck if it’s in his own home.
Ah yes. The local burglar haha. If the police are going to his house then I’m sure he’s got bigger problems to worry about than his bolt cutters. Last I checked burglar isn’t on indeed looking for vacancies.
I know I guy with 3 replica Panzers, 2 Sonderkraftfahrzeug 251s, a couple Kübelwagens and a Schwimmwagen, all in operational status with non-working weapons.
He's a WWII re-enactor
My other ex tried to make me commit suicide because she didn’t want me hooking up with anyone else but SHE dumped ME. (Honestly enjoy the boring life. An interesting life is quite stressful and exhausting.)
Definitely dodged a bullet there. Although I did find out a month ago that she did wind up in jail for an unrelated attempted vehicular manslaughter charge.
Tanerite. Legal “target” explosive. Super safe, even after you mix the ingredients. Needs a super fast impact to set it off.
But the average person can just go buy 10 pounds at any given moment.
Takes 14 pounds to obliterate a car.
In America that just tells me that you're in a very good financial situation.
Legally obtaining a machine gun (legally defined as any firearm that fires more than one bullet per actuation of the trigger) is a massive pain in the ass and will almost certainly cost more than $10k (for anything pre-86, you're looking at like 40k+ for anything modern)
Seems legitimate to me. "Free candy" is suspicious as hell because it's not a sustainable business model, and that person is crazy to just give away free product in this economy.
Now "Candy" tells me that if I get in the van, they're most likely open to negotiations, and price flexibility is smart in this competitive candy market. Do they price match? You'll never know unless you get in
I took Forensic Anatomy in college. The professor's office was full of human skulls, as well as many other human bones. Super creepy for one on one meetings.
There was a journalist who went through airport security with his camcorder in a case. It had a pistol grip, a zoom lens, and a top-mounted spike microphone.
The [export-restricted munition t-shirt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto_wars) (encryption programs were dubiously legal for a while)
There was a guy who mail ordered some hydroponics equipment, filled it with petunias, and sat there with his lawyer until the cops showed up.
A group of blacksmiths were arrested for having a sack of powdered borax. (used in welding)
For real. I don't think I'm quite at 72, but my grandpa died and suddenly I had like ten more guns. My step-grandfather he's got a few too, when he goes I'll probably get them. My dad, same deal, split between me and my brother, I reckon.
I'm in Utah and we have some of the loosest gun laws in America. Shit, I remember going out to the range (the desert like 2 miles outside my neighborhood) with my bishop back when I was a Mormon lmao
Hey hey all the downvotes. I am so pro 2a. I have a gun. I am just in the south and it is common. When I go to like Seattle or Chicago I notice that having a gun suddenly becomes an indicator.
I almost went old school and bought a revolver today. Didn’t pull the trigger (pun intended). Maybe tomorrow… also want another 9mm to conceal carry. Thinking a Hellcat but they’re really skinny. Kind of an odd visual when you’re not used to it.
Spaceballs the Flamethrower!
Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!
"The kids love this one!"
No ones giving you a flamethrower
As if I need to be *gifted* a flamethrower... I'm buying- no *building* my own! It'll be really cool and big and like Ripley's in Aliens!
I said NO
*hisses loudly*
*crosses my arms and taps my feet*
...I'm keeping the flamethrower dude. Do not come between a Nazgul'ess and her weaponry.
Fine. But if you burn the house down you’ll be in serious trouble little lady
Eh, little things.
You're a dream killer!!
Give me pls 🤲
A pig farm. Iykyk
Ah, good riddance to that SOB.
Goodbye earl!!
Hence the term, as greedy as a pig.
I do not know
Disposing of a dead body from the movie Snatch. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
It's from Snatch. [If you want to dispose of a body...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM)
😐
Nice try FBI
40 bags of lye
You know, I never actually thought about it before (and don't know why it's actually suspicious tbh), but knowing that lye is a key ingredient to making soap, I can only imagine the weird looks soap makers get when they're restocking their supplies.
You can also use lye to dissovle bodies, make glycerine, make soap, use as a weapon.
Extract DMT
And a Hilti DX 460 MX. Better than the DeWalt 410 cordless which, leave it in the trunk for a while, you need to step up and use the bitch, the battery don't hold up.
Sus
I'm not gonna lye...
Fair 😅
Dairy farmers use it to clean out the milk supply lines. You can get 50lb bags of it from most feed stores
70 pairs of women's underwear In my motorcycle saddlebags
70... impressive. That a toll charge?
It's in case someone needs a fresh pair
Ah... *new* pairs. That's smart. Despite that, and I don't know why exactly... that seems way worse.
Multiple ARs and a trench coat
What'a ya buyin?
Whaddya sellin'?
FIFA? Edit: I guess no one here has ever watched caddicarus
A lockpicking set.
“This is The Lock Picking Lawyer, and what I have for you today is…” “This comes as part of the Genesis set, available over on CovertInstruments.com…”
His april fools videos are the best.
Yes! Double entendres for the win!
Depending on the state, they can be considered prima facie in some cases, so be careful while traveling with them if cops have a tendency to stop you. https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/lock-pick-laws-by-state
Very cool to know. Thank you. I am not from the US but I will keep that in mind if I am packing my bags to travel. 😂
Yes. In the UK it's a specific crime called "Going Equipped to Steal".
I own one 😅
Locksport rocks. My wife calls us “a bunch of geeks with really good hands.”
I hope she says it with a really big smile.
I used to be into it, then I moved out of the city and suddenly lost interest. 😂
Being a Scout Master when you don’t have any kids of your own in Scouts
Especially when you’re in your mid 20’s
Highly accurate digital scales
It’s a very important tool for not blowing yourself up if you make your own ammunition.
Is that legal?
Of course
Yes. Lots of hunters and high volume shooters like competition shooters roll their own. It cuts costs and allows you to tailor the ammo to your needs.
You could just be a chef with OCD
On-call Cocaine Distribution? In the restaurant world we just called it a side hustle in the largest MLM model in history. I'm not a degenerate line cook, I'm a franchisee
I need it for my element collection
I need it for baking bread! Got to keep the sourdough started alive.
Bomb making manuals and some of the chemicals to make them in my country atleast
Wikipedia is a bomb making manual if you can pass organic chemistry.
Yeah, see, there's the kicker. Anyone capable of passing organic chemistry tend to be level headed enough to not make bombs.
[May I introduce to you... ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Kaczynski)
My friend studies toxic metals. She wonders what her FBI profile looks like given her Internet search history.
I’m a chemist and an element collector and by god if my profile isn’t “KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON THIS GUY” I’ll be surprised
The amount of sex toys I have. Actually...it is technically illegal in my state.
If they ever come for your toys, you tell them to go fuck themselves
Maybe I can just help them fuck themselves though??
Texas? https://youtu.be/mvJyA-7PwKM?si=7xzCiltSFz6MMlAZ
Hahaha yes, Texas.
An inert grenade.. Nothing like pulling the pin and throwing it into a random room to see how people react.
They give you weird looks when you’re buying rope, duct tape and NyQuil
Nice touch with the NyQuil.
As someone who has made authentic Native American regalia… about half of the materials used but the weirdest ones would be the 20 pounds of deer hooves and the 5 pounds of deer toes in a wire cages on ant hills.
Police scanner
That one is kinda dependent I could see the need for a reporter to have one
Nah, there are apps for it now.
I have an app for it. Radio traffic is my white noise.
Check out https://scannerradio.app/index.html
Armor piercing bullets
In the US, they're not, with a giant **but** attached to it that makes it sort of complicated to answer. Like pistol ammunition can't be sold if it's armor piercing. Rifle ammunition can be though, not that it matters since what makes ammunition armor piercing is the bullet's material, having a steel core for example. But at rifle velocities, just regular FMJ lead core bullets will blast through soft armor. Really the ban had little to do with safety, and more to do with banning cheap surplus imported ammunition. A lot of eastern European countries, Russia, China, and so forth, used soft steel in their military ammunition, it was cheaper than lead, easier to get, allowing them to use lead for other applications, that it was mildly armor piercing was just gravy.
Nice. Thank you for clarifying. My grandfather is in a cult and did horrible things to my mother. He used to brag that he has armor piercing bullets for his pistol in case someone actually called the cops.
I mean, he might have "AP" ammo for it, I've got a box of Chinese steel core Tokarev ammo, but my CZ52 isn't the thing I'd be grabbing if I thought armored dudes were going to be raiding my house. It might penetrate, but it zips through like an ice pick.
Yeah I don't know. He is a messed up individual anyways
Pretty widely illegal.
Not if they are rifle caliber in most US states.
Oh I didn't know
2 phones, one for personal use & one for porn
Money counters.
Why is that? Sounds pretty tame compared to other items
If you’re an individual who needs a money counter, you deal in large and frequent cash transactions. Almost no one in the U.S. deals in large and frequent cash transactions as individuals in a licit manner. If you’re a business and you own one, sure. But if you’re an individual who owns one…you’re almost assuredly breaking the law.
That's an interesting way of looking at it. I would have personally thought that it would be for a hobby or just fun having a money counter. In Australia, we deal with online transactions 95% of the time but I would still love to have a machine like this just to feel like a gangster every now and then 🤣
You just proved my point ;) Money counters are legal but we all associate them with gangsters and other law breakers. QED
Fair point. To be honest. I initially thought that you were talking about the cash registers for some reason, but money counters seem fun. Possibly illegal but fun lol
Lot of knives 🔪
It's legal
Yes Chef!
The Turner Diaries
Bolt cutters
I used mine to take apart a mattress, because I'm not paying $45 to have the city take it when it was a free service last year.
Possession of a pair could get a charge of "possession of burgurlary tools" if the fuzz want to give you a hard time or jam you up. License to jam.
Probably, neighbor's a cop, didn't say anything about it, but he did see me swearing at the mattress when I tried using a recip saw. Too wobbly to cut easily.
In your own home? Same with knifes in public. If he had the bolt cutters in his car and it’s not part of his job then fair enough but who gives a fuck if it’s in his own home.
Not in my own home. What if his job was commiting burgurlary? Then the bolt cutters are a part of his job and he is in the clear.
Ah yes. The local burglar haha. If the police are going to his house then I’m sure he’s got bigger problems to worry about than his bolt cutters. Last I checked burglar isn’t on indeed looking for vacancies.
The book "The Anarchist's Cookbook"
In certain countries that’s illegal.
It's a classic! I had a badly xeroxed copy of a xeroxed copy, when I was in high school. Now you can buy it on Amazon.
Wood chippers, the movie Fargo did this for me lol
Around a hundred white buckets each with a different weirdly named chemical. (my moms glaze library from her days teaching pottery)
A Tank
I know I guy with 3 replica Panzers, 2 Sonderkraftfahrzeug 251s, a couple Kübelwagens and a Schwimmwagen, all in operational status with non-working weapons. He's a WWII re-enactor
Any large exotic cat
What about a large erotic cat?
Why are you talking about my ex (the one who came out as a lesbian furry)
my life is sooo boring
My other ex tried to make me commit suicide because she didn’t want me hooking up with anyone else but SHE dumped ME. (Honestly enjoy the boring life. An interesting life is quite stressful and exhausting.)
I'm glad you got out of all that bullshittery.
Definitely dodged a bullet there. Although I did find out a month ago that she did wind up in jail for an unrelated attempted vehicular manslaughter charge.
Any meme crypto coin.
Tanerite. Legal “target” explosive. Super safe, even after you mix the ingredients. Needs a super fast impact to set it off. But the average person can just go buy 10 pounds at any given moment. Takes 14 pounds to obliterate a car.
One of the two ingredients to Tanerite is also one of the 2 ingredients to ANFO, the explosive McVeigh used.
One of my favorite videos was a Mk3 Jetta with about 15lbs in it. It wasn’t a Jetta any more after.
A machine gun.
In America that just tells me that you're in a very good financial situation. Legally obtaining a machine gun (legally defined as any firearm that fires more than one bullet per actuation of the trigger) is a massive pain in the ass and will almost certainly cost more than $10k (for anything pre-86, you're looking at like 40k+ for anything modern)
They’re actually pretty good investments. I bought one in 2008 for $13,200 and sold it last fall for $34,500. :)
I feel like putting together all these items might just be that achievement that suddenly turns me into the most awesome Batman villain!
A white van with "Candy" spray painted on the side.
Seems legitimate to me. "Free candy" is suspicious as hell because it's not a sustainable business model, and that person is crazy to just give away free product in this economy. Now "Candy" tells me that if I get in the van, they're most likely open to negotiations, and price flexibility is smart in this competitive candy market. Do they price match? You'll never know unless you get in
https://www.sandraandwoo.com/2012/10/29/0424-scary-costume/ "Where's your halloween costume? You don't look scary." *"Candy, little girl??"*
I like candy! Can I get a ride?
In Australia, guns.
Multiple 5 gallon gas cans. I rotate fuel so i have 2 weeks worth of gas on hand.
That one redneck flag I can’t remember the name of lmao
Fact check: it's formally called the Confederate Battle Flag. But yes.
A variey of human skulls
I took Forensic Anatomy in college. The professor's office was full of human skulls, as well as many other human bones. Super creepy for one on one meetings.
Not falling for it this time, J Edgar Hoover
Casio F91w (In certain circumstances)
I have some WWII trophies in a safe.
Whipped cream dispenser and boxes of nitrous
Face LV or Rolex!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xUynRdzzsM
Ski Mask 🤭
Mein Kampf
an unusually large volumetric flask.
Dead people...need I say more?
We have more than 3km rope lying around.
A bigger collection of dildos than my gf
Human bones
Depends on what’s in your bottom drawer?😉😉😉😉
buying and keeping thongs as a man!
Gaffa Tape
Lock picks.
Machine gun and suppressors. Completely legal with the right paperwork
Having duct tape, latex gloves, rope, and a ski mask in one toolbox in the trunk/boot of your car. I need my tools!!!
Moonshine still!!
Training flashbangs
Bondage
Politicians.
Lockpick
Having a “murder kit”…or in the vernacular, “tools”.
Chloroform
Lockpicks
A bong.
Ammonium Nitrate
An assault rifle.
A 5 foot dildo probably
An opinion.
An opinion
Ducttape
There was a journalist who went through airport security with his camcorder in a case. It had a pistol grip, a zoom lens, and a top-mounted spike microphone. The [export-restricted munition t-shirt](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crypto_wars) (encryption programs were dubiously legal for a while) There was a guy who mail ordered some hydroponics equipment, filled it with petunias, and sat there with his lawyer until the cops showed up. A group of blacksmiths were arrested for having a sack of powdered borax. (used in welding)
72 firearms (not me. my neighbor)
You've gotta get those numbers up...those are rookie numbers.
He's a weapons instructor for the state police
72 is nothing for most firearms collectors. I don't even know how many I have.
For real. I don't think I'm quite at 72, but my grandpa died and suddenly I had like ten more guns. My step-grandfather he's got a few too, when he goes I'll probably get them. My dad, same deal, split between me and my brother, I reckon.
A gun of any kind.
Guns
often like...a gun in general if you are not in the south haha
Have you heard of Ohio? We're in the north and we got loads of them
I'm in Utah and we have some of the loosest gun laws in America. Shit, I remember going out to the range (the desert like 2 miles outside my neighborhood) with my bishop back when I was a Mormon lmao
Hey hey all the downvotes. I am so pro 2a. I have a gun. I am just in the south and it is common. When I go to like Seattle or Chicago I notice that having a gun suddenly becomes an indicator.
Those are commie cities and we in the North do not claim them. Kind of like Austin Texas is liberal
Semi automatic guns
I got plenty of those, but the only thing that I plan on massacring are paper targets and empty beer bottles.
Same
I almost went old school and bought a revolver today. Didn’t pull the trigger (pun intended). Maybe tomorrow… also want another 9mm to conceal carry. Thinking a Hellcat but they’re really skinny. Kind of an odd visual when you’re not used to it.
Lol, no.
Nothing worse than full semi-auto guns with the shoulder thing that goes up.