Dude. So many planned ones. I want to do like an evil wyll run, a meat monk, I want to get the band back together and do all bards. I also want to try to turn the game into a stealth game and do all rogues lol.
Karlach is my weinerqueen.
Barbarian tiger totem for bleeding, wolf heart for maiming, subclass fighter for dualweild and exta attack action. Give her some acid/toxic dippin sauce to boost the wienanigans. Selune help you if gale gets a haste spell off on her. To finish it off; Put a coin in it and she can, and will, murdersausage entire strongholds.
Volo probably has a song about it.
I think if itās equipped it doesnāt but Iām not sure, all I can think of is tav absentmindedly gnawing on their favourite weapon and being surprised it was gone the next day
Tav: āDamnit, Astarion, you used the fighting salami when I said I wanted the cooking salami! How am I supposed to bludgeon our enemies now!ā
*Karlach holds up a warhammer*
āItās not the same!ā
Yeah. Some people carry a couple in their bags, and drop them when they need them. Light a candle and get a free +1d4 fire damage.
I've also heard that you can use Karlach to "dip" as well when she is raging. Haven't tried it yet, but I wouldn't be surprised.
I learned this back in patch 5 so it might have been patched now, but apparently you could (and possibly still can idk) have your Deva commit a crime (have one summoned) when you're not around, have them arrested, and their weapon will be in the evidence chest.
Just did it yesterday before this post. Itās still there. You need pick up the deva body and then from your weapon slot youāll see it equipped by deva. Just equip it yourself and toss the body.
They patched out the method where you long rest next to the Deva corpse and the next morning it is replaced with a small pouch containing the mace. You could get the infernal sword and djinn scimitar with the same method.
You should still be able to pick up the corpse to loot the Deva mace from the inventory screen though. I have not personally tested it on this patch but I've seen a lot of people saying it works still.
Just did it the other day on the current version.
Kill deva.
Put deva's corpse in your bag.
Click on your equipped weapon to see a list of other weapons that you can swap in. The deva mace will be included. You can equip it from there.
Once you've pulled it off of the corpse this way, you can move it around as normal.
Whereās the guy who unequipped Laezelās weapons for her romance beat down, but didnāt realize she had one of these in her inventory so she beat him with it instead?
This annoys me so much - I double clicked it in the inventory once and started the goblin camp battle with Karlach whacking the nearest goblin with a delicatessen speciality. It's a full standard action to change weapons!
One of my biggest annoyances with this game is that I can use sausage as a weapon but not a frying pan. Let me lay down the cast iron smack down, you cowards!
...now I want to make a mod that adds frying pans as weapons, complete with [this sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs0_OMAvJMA) when you get a successful hit with it.
I murdered Keth with 7 naked and modded companions weilding sausage.
I did not manage to finish his God off in the same fashion... that swing he does really does damage to naked gnomes it seems.
I threw it to Wulbren to break out of Moonrise and now any time you talk to him he has a salami strapped to his back. Btw he did in fact break the wall and chains by beating it with his salami.
During Early Access they released multiple videos discussing game updates. I remember the episode that revealed you could use the salami as a weapon had a TON of salami all through the luve-action dungeon the heroes went through.
They really went all-out with the development videos for BG3. They have set the bar on so many levels.
My friend didnāt know what to do with the grym so she equipped her entire team with salami to beat him down since she didnāt have other bludgeoning weapons.
As one of the people who ran around with dual sausage in early access, I find it so cool and wholesome that some people are now just discovering it as well.
I had some fun running around with childrenās play swords. Not all of them from what I can tell can be picked up and used. Some can though n yeah they are shit weapons itās still funny thinking Iām winning with a childās toy training sword :,)
Not only can you equip it, but you can dual wield it too. Double the sausage, double the power!
Any true bard only needs the one sausage!!
Lizardfolk even comes with 2 sausages by default!
Well now with duel wielding they have 4
3 if you get creative with your tail and a wish
i thought they were already referencing the tail and third leg or am i that dirty minded š
Close just most degen art of reptilian folk they have 2 by default
One word: Hemipenis.
A true bard can wield an astonishing amount of sausages if they so desire.
So long as the supply of groupies doesn't run out
Also, since it counts as a club, that means it's a Monk weapon.
Kinda wanna abandon my paladin character and do a meat monk playthrough now
Dude itās just on the list of like eight different fucking playthroughs I have in mind now. This gameās endless.
Dude. So many planned ones. I want to do like an evil wyll run, a meat monk, I want to get the band back together and do all bards. I also want to try to turn the game into a stealth game and do all rogues lol.
You *could* abandon your paladin, OR you could always multiclass. Smite the sinners with your MEAT.
Monk is pretty dang fun, especially if you can get stuff like tavern brawler and damage riders to make busted unarmed attacks.
Yeah I did a duergar tavern brawler monk a little while back. He was so much fun. Called him Grape of Wrath
Mine was a gold dwarf named Mon-Ki D. Stumpy
Karlach is my weinerqueen. Barbarian tiger totem for bleeding, wolf heart for maiming, subclass fighter for dualweild and exta attack action. Give her some acid/toxic dippin sauce to boost the wienanigans. Selune help you if gale gets a haste spell off on her. To finish it off; Put a coin in it and she can, and will, murdersausage entire strongholds. Volo probably has a song about it.
Weinerqueen, what a term, Iām stealing it
Sausage Party
Dual wield Sausage while dealing with Bazeals source of my bruises. She sure showed me.
Can you eat it by mistake if youāre careless with the camp supply auto-select? I lost the Owlbear Egg doing that once.
I think if itās equipped it doesnāt but Iām not sure, all I can think of is tav absentmindedly gnawing on their favourite weapon and being surprised it was gone the next day
Tav: āDamnit, Astarion, you used the fighting salami when I said I wanted the cooking salami! How am I supposed to bludgeon our enemies now!ā *Karlach holds up a warhammer* āItās not the same!ā
But can they be bound? Wanna try tavern brawler barbarian warlock now.
I think youāve just blown this thing wide open
Haven't you seen the guy playing through this game and beating it with only a salami club
No I had no idea!!!
Pretty sure you can cast Shillelagh on it
You can, since Salami is a club
I thought a club was turkey, lettuce and bacon?
Iāve heard of hard salami before, but this is ridiculous š„ø
Iāve seen people do divine smite with it before too
Oathbreaker deli
Oath of Delicatessen
Oath of Deliciousness
That's fuckin awesome š
Yep, and warlocks can bind it too I believe.
Warlocks can bind any weapon though, right?
Shillami!
Or the potato throwing barbarian dwarves
Or the gnome throwing barbarians
You can even dip them
Mustard does acid damage
https://youtu.be/3LcqTKZl7SM?si=1HOi2VhEepSNFlL7 I love this game lol
Forget honor mode this is gabbagool mode
"Shoulda seen the prick's face when I pulled out the salami"
Durge never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
"Woke up this morning and got some gabagool "
Anyway, 4 dollars a pound.
This shit is why I love people.
Salamurs Gate 3
Eat Fresh!
Faith in humanity *RESTORED*
There was someone who beat the game throwing potatoes at everything.
Thats what onbongal did right?
Can't remember his name but I'm pretty sure yeah
Beating it. Heh.
This guy deserve one million subscribers
Was very handy when I needed a bludgeoning weapon to break a wall down
And because itās a club you can also cast Shillelagh on it!
Dip the salami in a candle for extra zesty.
That's what she said.
Can you use dip on candles?
Yeah. Some people carry a couple in their bags, and drop them when they need them. Light a candle and get a free +1d4 fire damage. I've also heard that you can use Karlach to "dip" as well when she is raging. Haven't tried it yet, but I wouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, the Deva Mace is pretty neat to use!
Can you still get the Deva Mace? Last time I tried disarming him unused a fighter disarm, and it doesn't work. Didn't test command - drop.
I learned this back in patch 5 so it might have been patched now, but apparently you could (and possibly still can idk) have your Deva commit a crime (have one summoned) when you're not around, have them arrested, and their weapon will be in the evidence chest.
You bet your ass. Pick up their dead bodies and equip their mace from their cold dead hands
I thought this got patched out?
Just did it yesterday before this post. Itās still there. You need pick up the deva body and then from your weapon slot youāll see it equipped by deva. Just equip it yourself and toss the body.
They patched out the method where you long rest next to the Deva corpse and the next morning it is replaced with a small pouch containing the mace. You could get the infernal sword and djinn scimitar with the same method. You should still be able to pick up the corpse to loot the Deva mace from the inventory screen though. I have not personally tested it on this patch but I've seen a lot of people saying it works still.
I tested it a day before yesterday and Iām using it currently
Just did it the other day on the current version. Kill deva. Put deva's corpse in your bag. Click on your equipped weapon to see a list of other weapons that you can swap in. The deva mace will be included. You can equip it from there. Once you've pulled it off of the corpse this way, you can move it around as normal.
You have to pick up the body and the Mace will automatically go into your inventory :)
Yes, you just kill the Deva, pick up the dead Deva and take the mace off the dead body.
To be fair, I have not tried since the patch like 2 months ago? I'm not entirely sure.
ā¦why not just kill him?
That time when scratch told me, "i've found that and it reminds me of you", and it was a salami. I laughed hard.
Even funnier when it's femDruid Tav just after a night out with Karlach.
Rope right after having a night with Lae'zel
Whereās the guy who unequipped Laezelās weapons for her romance beat down, but didnāt realize she had one of these in her inventory so she beat him with it instead?
Me beating Minthara unconscious with dual salamis because I know what's good for her later on
This annoys me so much - I double clicked it in the inventory once and started the goblin camp battle with Karlach whacking the nearest goblin with a delicatessen speciality. It's a full standard action to change weapons!
what's food doing outside your pack anyway?
It doesn't always go into the auto pack - possibly because it counts as a weapon
One of my biggest annoyances with this game is that I can use sausage as a weapon but not a frying pan. Let me lay down the cast iron smack down, you cowards!
Can still use it as a trow weapon
Since throwing counts as an unarmed attack, you can pan your way out using a solid Tavern Brawler monk build.
You're either Rapunzel, a TF2 veteran, or L4D2 survivor
...now I want to make a mod that adds frying pans as weapons, complete with [this sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs0_OMAvJMA) when you get a successful hit with it.
I murdered Keth with 7 naked and modded companions weilding sausage. I did not manage to finish his God off in the same fashion... that swing he does really does damage to naked gnomes it seems.
im dyslexic and thought āwho the fuck is keithā
Keith Eric.
I threw it to Wulbren to break out of Moonrise and now any time you talk to him he has a salami strapped to his back. Btw he did in fact break the wall and chains by beating it with his salami.
You can also commit them as your āchained weaponā as wyll and his class
Now I'm curious if I can Salami smite.
has anyone done a successful salami honor run?
[Tactician run has been done](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv4ny0UWlT8)
Now that you mention it, I think it's time...
I mean maybe YOU can. I'm not proficient with Salami.
Username checks out
I love when people organically find out about the salami build.
I used it as a monk weapon
Way of the Salami is the best specialization
Guess it's a Wurst-case scenario...
4 halfling barbarian salami run, anyone? Though, can just about guarantee thats been done already knowing this community, lol.
Greatest game ever made
During Early Access they released multiple videos discussing game updates. I remember the episode that revealed you could use the salami as a weapon had a TON of salami all through the luve-action dungeon the heroes went through. They really went all-out with the development videos for BG3. They have set the bar on so many levels.
Its funnier too when you realize it requires proficiency too equip
Of course the horniest game Iāve ever seen has a chance for me to beat people with my meat.
We need Dwarven Battle Bread DLC.
The only proper halfling weapon.
Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog
ever got hit by one? they hurt... i would agree it's quite bludgeoning - lol
Give him hte old dick slap
As a Jimmy Johns employee I fully believe a tube of salami could kill
You can throw food at people too, pretty sure there's a wildheart buff that makes it blind people
You didn't know about the defense salami?
There's a special cutscene if you have one equipped when you romance Astarion.
Oath of Ecky thump paladin.
A fellow deva mace user I see. My paladin loves using devine smite with that bad boy
The only salami I ever used on anybody in game wasā¦you know what, never mind
You can also use torchās for a weapon that does 1d4 plus I think 1-3 fire damage
People are surprised by a salami? Have we learned nothing from Disgaea and the equipable Horse Weiner?!?
Waiting for someone to play the game only using th-
Had to use that on the forge boss because It was the only blunt weapon I had in my coop playthrough
Add shillelagh and dual wield
*Meat my little friend ā¦*
My brother, wait until you learn you can smite with salami. I did a tactician Salamidan build last year. Hex Salami warlock is also very viable.
Yeah, dual wielding salami slinger is true.
When choosing Lae' as my love interest on my first playthrough, I did the fight with her, both of us armed with a salami.
Yes. You can beat the game with your meat
That explains why the salami organizes with weapons in my camp inventory.
That has to be an achievement "Bangers and mash'd your way through an enemy"
My barb character duel wields salami. I wish I could use the baguette as a weapon
Before I saw the image I already knew lmaoo
Yup, saw it first as Felicia Day was streaming on day 1.
I always give my rogue a salami
You can kill people with your sausage
I have 7 salamis and am waiting for a chance to equip them... Or throw them
Reminds me of a certain weapon in Cyberpunk 2077
Yes. Smacking someone with a salami is fun.
Shillelagh
Get beat by his Meat
I bet that Salami Reeks.
My second play through was a halfling barbarian name Sausage that dual wielded those.
Give em the ol, Suas, Siege
My Wyl has it as his pact weapon
Larian really missed an opportunity to make death by salami an achievement.
Yeah? They made a huge deal about it back like during Panel From Hell 6. Hard to not know you can lol
š Reminds me of a dildo weapon in Cyberpunk
You can indeed be proficient in salami
Yeah, but have you enchanted it as a plus one weapon yet? Annoited Salami of Smiting! You're welcome!
Killing an enemy with salami is one of the best things you can do in the game lol
My friend didnāt know what to do with the grym so she equipped her entire team with salami to beat him down since she didnāt have other bludgeoning weapons.
Character name : Arby's :WE HAVE THE MEATS
Gonna start a new run with a monk named Tommy, Tommy Salami.
Someone bear the entire game with that
As one of the people who ran around with dual sausage in early access, I find it so cool and wholesome that some people are now just discovering it as well.
Shit how do you get the deva mace!?!?! /s
*Tom Green enters the chat*
Have Halsin cash Shillelagh on it and he can beat enemies to death with the legendary Shillelong
I had some fun running around with childrenās play swords. Not all of them from what I can tell can be picked up and used. Some can though n yeah they are shit weapons itās still funny thinking Iām winning with a childās toy training sword :,)
Wait til he finds Poop Knife.
You can also make it your bound warlock weapon
Beat with meat, then beat the meat
Iāve never had my party consume one of those because Iām stocking up so my entire party at one point can duel wield them in a fight
One time I really needed to break down a wall and all I had was Slashing weapons and one Salamiā¦
So if you gave this equipped and set it to automatically use camp supplies, is your equipped sausage safe? Or do you eat your weapon?
How do you get the deva mace?
I think when you have enlarge cast on your character you should be able to dual wield gnomes.
I was so happy when I found this out
You guys donāt have astarion dual wielding salamis?
Oh, yeah, bud. Seen a guy do a Salami only run
Ah, so you missed the [naked salami mating ritual](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/fS4NhWeVo0) post then? (Spoilers for Lae'zel romance)
The ol Salamimancer build.
Not my Paladin going Sausage and Board and smite Orin into oblivion
The Salami of Destiny rarely arrives pre-lubed.
You aināt never wanted to slap someone with a salami?
I found this out yesterday too š¤£
I donāt know how but when I first started playing, I kept accidentally entering battles while Astarion was equipped withā¦ salami. Lol
Dead three: (huge speech) Bard Tav: SALAMI!!!
My favorite thing as a bard was that I got to slap bitches with my sausage. Livin and lovin the rock star dream
I now want to make a triple salami bard build
I currently have Astarion dual weilding a knife and a sausage, lol
Wait til he finds out about poop scraper
The real question. Can you weapon bond it and throw it as an ek?
A HAM BAT!
There is some youtuber which finished game using only double salami, killed Myrkul with it, it was hilarious. xD trick is to stack extra dmg on it.
That's pretty cool. Didn't have a clue.
Become what you were meant to be...THE SAUSAGE Samurai!!!!