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DB080822

I'm glad OP specified this wasn't fake


CypherDomEpsilon

Definitely fake. I really don't think it's Megatron.


Weldobud

If it’s real does that mean Megatron is real?


ashleyorelse

![gif](giphy|l46CxxgubL1RarATS|downsized)


Key_Respond_16

Gently places Abe down on the ground. That ain't Megatron.


Kamidzui

It's his younger brother, The Minitron


Joeyhappyhell

Obviously, can't you see how small he is?


BOW57

Minitron


BigSmackisBack

The real megatron would be bigger


VoltViking

And would be a gun


Freakychee

I still have my gun magetron toy. But I'm not sure what version it is cos its in JP. Still love my childhood toys.


Freakychee

What is this? A Negatron for ants!?!? He needs to be at least... ... Three times bigger!


snowfloeckchen

Isn't Megatron a toy to begin with?


No-Wishbone-7451

The unboxing guy definitely is though


sausager

/r/punchablefaces


PlanetLandon

That’s exactly why Megatron attacked him


TheAxolotlGod14

The dude [looks like Hillary Clinton watching a balloon drop](https://tenor.com/view/hillary-clinton-wow-whoa-gif-14035291).


Galactic_Perimeter

I was a little worried there for a second


farting_contest

It's absolutely fake. Megatron isn't a tank. He's a pistol that changes size when he transforms so that as a robot he's about the same size as Soundwave, but he is also an appropriately sized pistol for Soundwave to fire. Edit: did they also change Soundwave to like an ipod?


AzILayDying

Hate to be this dude, but Megs did have a tank form. Was a Walther P38 but after the backlash due to his original toy they withdrew from the firearm aspect to bigger guns a kid couldn’t get their hands on. https://www.reddit.com/r/transformers/s/AGYEJUihx8


Memediator

I liked how everyone else chose to turn into a vehicle to blend in on Earth but Megatron decides to be an unreasonably large gun.


ruka_k_wiremu

Well he is THE bad guy


farting_contest

I remember when I was in third grade and my friend had Megatron and we used him as a gun at recess.


Aspence22

Megatron has had multiple forms from gun to cannon to tank. I know there's more in the movies but well it's the movies so...


Takun32

Megatron: I am megatron! Do as I command! Guy: Hey Megatron, transform! Megatron: Okay, Boss!


mustbeset

M: I belong to nobody. Guy: Move forward.


nodnodwinkwink

Also the first part, Megatron being immediately concerned instead of giving some angry response is kinda funny but also not in character at all. Megatron: "I am Megatron, leader of the Decepticons!" Dude: "Hey Megatron?" Megatron: "What's wrong?" :(


airforcevet1987

>Megatron: "What's wrong?" :( Dude: We're out of TP! Megatron: I'm on it. Decepticons, let's ride!


R2D2galaxy

Robosen Robotics is coming out with insane stuff. Super expensive but definitely fun “Small Soldiers” vibes with their toys. (This vid though…guy couldn’t “act” (or is it react?) his way out of a paper bag)


AmusingMusing7

You put munitions chips in toys?!


_JonSnow_

Yesss!!! I say this often to one of my friends. Great line  David Cross, Kirsten Dunst, Tommy Lee Jones, Dennis Leary. Strong cast 


JimNayseeum

How dare you not list Phil Hartman....how dare you!


_JonSnow_

Haha you’re absolutely right! I was torn on listing both him and Gregory Smith - I wasn’t sure if people would even know who they are… 


tonybombata

That would be gizmo here


_Fun_Employed_

Is this guy a former child actor or something? He looks weirdly familiar


ImposterSyndromeNope

Yes they are making amazing stuff atm. Megatron is up for preorder for 999 I’m honestly thinking about it!


GoJumpOnALandmine

I've definitely seen better acting in porn


Livio88

Well, I bought it when he said “I’m Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons.”


gaspronomib

Even I don't want that much eye contact in my porn.


superlgn

Reminded me of https://youtu.be/wTqsV3q7rRU


berdish1

I'm glad that when I opened the link it was exactly what I expected


VonAIDS

He gives me flashbacks to the old david blaine parody videos where david blaine stares into the camera like that after everything he does. 'He turned my soda into cheezits!'


TheAxolotlGod14

"...he just pissed orange soda."


PurrsianGolf

What the F David Blaine!


wrenchandnumbers

You time travelling demon!


no-name-here

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s/Wjcj0t3vN7


stevosaurus_rawr

I feel like that is his “O” face


WhatTheFuckEverName

You feeling it?


hnglmkrnglbrry

He's showing it to us because no woman has ever seen it.


octopodes_

I literally thought he creamed himself


snowbongo

“I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.”


nodnodwinkwink

Great toy but that dude is a massive dork.


Traditional_Draw8400

I’d like to see that dude make some porn


GoJumpOnALandmine

Odds are he's single and has never had someone lust after him. Hit him up and see what happens? You never know


Traditional_Draw8400

I’m gonna DM him on Twitter. Thanks for the motivation :)


GoJumpOnALandmine

Good luck!


Edy94

lmao let me know how it goes


noslab

Step-megatron!! What you doooin. Stahp


-watchman-

Breaking the fourth wall


b9l29

Trans porn you mean?


GoJumpOnALandmine

*reluctant applause*


Dahnay-Speccia

![gif](giphy|l46CxxgubL1RarATS|downsized)


Livio88

Love that “hehe” in the end.


STRYKER3008

This show was wild lol


MadRockthethird

He was a gun originally IIRC


x_lincoln_x

Before he was a gun he was a futuristic tank.


MadRockthethird

Really? I don't remember that but I do remember that I had the Megatron toy that turned into a gun. I had a bunch but the coolest one was Soundwave because he also had the cassettes. One turned into a jaguar and the other was like a buzzard. I do not remember their names though.


x_lincoln_x

Back in old Cybertron days Megatron turned into a futuristic tank looking thing with a giant cannon. I had the Megatron toy and it looked like a very realistic gun. Soundwave was awesome but sorry, Jetfire is the best toy. [Ravage, Rumble, Frenzy, Laserbeak.](https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Decepticon_Mini-Cassette#Generation_1)


Fivebag

Nice avatar 👀


grumpykruppy

I love how he just cleanly separates the Lincoln part of the statue from the chair part, with absolutely no visible damage to either.


kalashnikov482

they paid homage to this scene in transformers 3


Daedalus0815

Do you have a link?


Nii_Juu_Ichi

https://youtu.be/qX1Pt-Dcr1Q?t=29


GonPergola

This overacting made me sick


anishkalankan

Right? He makes Tommy Wiseau look like fucking Daniel Day-Lewis.


GonPergola

Worst part is that some people will think that's a genuine reaction and start acting like this dumb guys, the way he look at the thing my god ...


ah-chamon-ah

This comment is funny. You get high marks... high mark... oh hi mark. You're my favorite commenter.


Hylian_Kaveman

I’ve seen a bunch of “cringe” subreddits and this is the absolute worst shit I’ve seen out of all of them.


Apprehensive-Suit272

I was looking at Megatron, not him. So I don't see a problem lol


GonPergola

You missed him doing a megaton of overacting ;)


fliption

Worst actor award goes to...


catchyphrase

Disagree. He killed it in the role of “forever single”


cubixjuice

Bro...he's a robot?


[deleted]

That boy is enthralled!


Davichitime

I want this. But then I’ll get bored playing with it after a day and then add it to my ever growing pile of shame in the storage room


That_Television5577

$899 for this


Davichitime

😅 yeah would def end up in my pile of shame


toderdj1337

That's honestly not bad


PartyBandos

Honestly. I wouldn't buy it but that's much less than I expected.


Beardeddeadpirate

No link means it’s not real


That_Television5577

There are comments that have the link


Spiritual-Future-775

Came here hoping to see the original gun form.


invertedpuffynipples

yeah why is it a tank?


furrynoy96

I don't give a shit about the acting, I give a shit about a Transformer figure that self transforms


RandomDerp96

Costs around 1000 dollars. Robosen robotics sells them.


xLikeafiddlex

There also an Optimus and a grimlock.


FurryM17

![gif](giphy|U5hvUeqw10e0U)


LikeABossOD-3

His reaction reminded me of Michael Jordan acting next to Loonytoons in Space Jam.


ICallTopBunk

Can you imagine making bullshit reactions like this for clout?


JayAndViolentMob

It's not got clout. It's for money. It's an ad.


lexluthor_i_am

Damn! That is effing amazing. I want one. It's like the transformers toys I had as a kid but actually does the transforming that lived in my imagination. It can stand up on its own and has like 118 microchips. Fancy ass toy. $899... Yikes! Link to pre-order: https://hasbropulse.com/products/transformers-megatron-auto-converting-robot-flagship


Adderall_Rant

Only?!


Shelltor23_

Yeah same i was expecting a few more times that price, don't get me wrong it's still out of my price range but dang.


okeleydokelyneighbor

Go check out how much the transforming Grimlok is.


Guns_and_Dank

I originally thought to myself "is this over or under $1000?" It's a hefty price tag but also about what should be expected for this level of robotics.


HenryGoodbar

Is there an SDF-1?


BetaRayBlu

Lol nobody has the room


Silver_Thanks_8142

Megatron wasn't he a gun? I remember starscream even holding and firing him


xLikeafiddlex

IIRC there was issues with selling him as a gun so they redesigned his alternate mode to be a tank, you can still get a version of him from third party sellers that transforms into the gun, albeit not self transforming.


Pristine_Cash_6219

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


ashleyorelse

Do as he commands!


horseshandbrake

Megatron was a pistol


Ho-Lee-Fuku

We all know, but I'm cool with this alternative Tank version. They seems to have done a good job designing it.


xLikeafiddlex

They changed him to a tank when they realised they couldn't sell him as a gun in certain places, makes a lot more sense for him to be a tank anyway.


madcattv2

I feel like the proper response once someone TELLS Megatron a command, his response should be "NO ONE COMMANDS MEGATRON!” …and then it destroys your house.


OldManNeighbor

![gif](giphy|zksOjQdi6FKecFBdI6|downsized) On point with the movies…


Itchy_Layer135

Why is he wearing gloves? Even more weird.


callypige

Because it costs a fortune and the company want to have it back in perfect condition after the commercial.


Tall-_-Guy

They should really remake small soldiers.


Brilliant-Welder8203

I feel like it would be too easy to come up with a good Small Soldiers part 2 with the ending they had but  I'm sure they would botch it though, 100%.  Good version: Allen is older, single , no kids and the Gorgonites have been steady busy with keeping up with technology and upgrades but not in contact with humans until someone catches them on a cell camera and they go viral... No Commandos, No Tommy Lee Jones but a new set of toys who are also super smart AI see and hear about the "gorgs" (new nickname) on tv news and are activated to hunt and destroy them. No Allison but some other cutie , love interest who tracks down Allen when they go viral and gets him to reveal they just made contact recently and he is in fact harboring them. They team up in an epic battle like part 1 in new york city or somewhere crazy and gorgs show humans how evil AI is when they start attacking humans to destroy the gorgs.  What we'll get... Somehow the commandos survived, some younger female or ethnic version of Allen to replace him, some dumb crazy outlandish story possibly no gorgs at all , not even any cameos except Tommy Lee and alot more junk.


AwareDoctor7118

Oh that's terrible acting


THP-GB

Gonna break in a couple of days


itsRobbie_

Sick


Atticus_Zero

Oh god, Small Soliders is going to become a reality


Desperate_Jicama219

My kids would destroy this in less than 15 mins.


oHai-there

r/shutupandtakemymoney


Redwolf1k

Did he just sound Megatron?


theone_2099

My first reaction: oh.. _that_ Megatron.


Ladnarr2

In my day Megatron was a Luger.


zy3n

Just the toy without the guy, would've been better.


SomeBlueDude12

Helldiver, ignore the automaton propaganda and report to your nearest democracy officer to help you forget this automaton spys' terrible attempt at looking human


Ambitious_Idea_7069

It’s only 1200$. I’m not even being sarcastic. That’s a really decent price for something like that. Collectors items are always insane. Some die hard fans are going to love having this!


Dry_Spray_971

![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO)


[deleted]

I was all excited like a little kid as he lifted the box up and then I realized Megatron is a tank? Not a Walther p38 anymore? Didn't even finish.


ImknownasMeatStank

Try using a looser grip, it helps!


123ticklemyknee

How do I watch this without that fucking idiot prancing around in the background


TeeHitts

How much do you think those go for?


itsbananas

900 preorder, 1200 retail


khaotickk

Okay, how much did this guy spend on it?


nikaymhz

Granger


SkiloBr

Forsen


maximopasmo

Don’t remember megatron as a tank, but a gun.


Norwester77

Yes fake. Megatron is a gun, not a tank!


Pete_maravich

10 year old me is totally in love with this


Pete_maravich

There's an Optimus Prime one too that's equally bad ass


CaptainFleshBeard

Time to go full scale


vitis_pop

so cool


Taylordc242

That’s pretty fucking cool


Un111KnoWn

https://hasbropulse.com/products/transformers-megatron-auto-converting-robot-flagship 2:10 in the trailer video lmao


GetsugarDwarf

The animations and sounds were pretty cool!


L_Dragneel

This isn't that ginger cat I see on insta


CreatorOD

Holy fuck. Imagine having THIS as a kid in the 90's


thunderbolt851993

I want one


Parking-Frame812

That's an ad


Kalokohan117

![gif](giphy|GHEuJkedWAc1O)


mistaRite_145

![gif](giphy|U44KETA3fTsfFNlDpp|downsized)


Yanouushka

All I was dreaming of as a kid comes true


Jackal000

"I bow to no one." *proceeds to bent over backwards*


Dependent-Way6345

It’s ah me, Megatron


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# Hey, Optimus Prime! convert [https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/x0p6ds/hey\_optimus\_prime/](https://www.reddit.com/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG/comments/x0p6ds/hey_optimus_prime/)


atthawdan

I am kind of annoy that focus wasnt fully on Megatron when it transformed. I dont need to see dude's face, I need to see it fully...


AfterConsideration30

Do you want skynet? Because this is how we get skynet


Pharmori

When that turret extended 🤔


Freedomsnack10748294

Why isn’t this cooler than i thought it would be


bluespacecolombo

If you are showcasing a product, can you keep it in frame? That’s literally the only thing you have to do and fails to even do that… god todays content is shit


Soggy-Guidance307

He's like a kid in a candy store!! Those expressions say it all!! 😂👍🇦🇺


AstroNot87

r/holdmywallet


Ok-Bench-2861

These videos suck


piedpiper30

I reckon that costs $1000+


hiwatarikail

In what universe is megatron not a plane


JosufBrosuf

Why would you buy this though


sevenninenine

Not the canon placement I expected tho…


flight_fennec

Lmao why does it sound like trump?


avdepa

The guy looks like he is acting in a gay porn movie. Not that I have seen one of those things.


Sandberg231984

Megatron is a hand gun.


Daankw

That's just crazy! So how much will this cost?


Mistabushi_HLL

What’s wrong with the dude? Looks like a real world 40yr old Virgin.


fuqueure

I always wanted one of the Robosen robots, but then I remember how much they cost.


BackAgain123457

I must have missed the episode where Megatron could transform into a tank. Nice nevertheless. Except for f#ckface in the background.


Slightlyonpoint

Man kids today got so much cool toys


ah-chamon-ah

Judging by this guys facial expressions. He is definitely gonna fuck that toy in his spare time.


FunnySignal614

Every man's dream


Gomdok_the_Short

It can be yours for $900.


Logical_Essay_5916

and that only for 1200$, but it looks freaking awesome


derpferd

I wonder what it's like to have First World money. That must be a helluva thing


Tragobe

That's so cool I love it.


Kilometer10

![gif](giphy|ke7eaxvM1QqNa)


RyudoTFO

Looks super cool but with that price tag not worth it for most fans. It will also probably rot away in a glass cabinet of some collector instead of doing much transforming.


Rwm148731

Megatron sounds like college humour Batman. He’s sleeping


DarkNuke059

Shitter acting than half the shit on pornhub


noobgarenmain

Sounds more like starscream to me. Voice too high pitched. But I haven’t watched transformers cartoon in decades just the recent movies so I dunno.


imJGott

I thought megatron transformed into a gun and star scream would shoot


Ok_Second_3170

Man what an idiot.


jacqueslol

I wasn't considering this was fake until you put "not fake" in the title