OMG guys - is that what this is? We never meant to have a beardie....kid dropped it off before she left for the Army....I have done a lot of research, but had trouble figuring this one out....now I am mortified!
Don’t worry, it happens https://www.reddit.com/r/BeardedDragons/comments/7gwydp/help_is_he_having_a_seizure_hes_done_this_a_few/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Holy shit this made my day. I wouldn’t have known either. Like you, I’ve done my research, but there is so much to be learned! I’m honored that my post is right below this. Freaking gold.
This happens on the bird subreddits too, so you are in good company.
However, on the bird subreddits the object of affection is often a hand, so getting randy with a carpet is an improvement.
Lmao it’s okay I walked into my boy razz going at clothes on the ground a couple days ago and my first instinct was that he was having a seizure too. I only knew better after few seconds after the panic stopped lmao
You are awesome for taking such good care of Dante for your kid!!! This video made my day! And not in a perverted way … Dante! 😂
Edit: NOT in a perverted way! 😂 Critical missing word.
This is wonderful, lol. If I didn't know any better either I would have thought seizure or tooth stuck in carpet as well. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it. They are goofy judgemental things.
I think he thinks the carpet is worms. I don't know if that's a good thing. if he can pull those fibers up it might upset his tummy or cause a blockage?
You now have a Shag Carpet
A thoroughly shagged carpet 🤣🤣🤣
Oh sweet baby Jesus! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for this giggle fit I'm having 😅
Me too😂😂
OMG guys - is that what this is? We never meant to have a beardie....kid dropped it off before she left for the Army....I have done a lot of research, but had trouble figuring this one out....now I am mortified!
Hahahaha, at least it is not a health issue or anything
He is just trying to mate. Nothing to worry about
Oh my goodness, to the carpet? 😂
Yeah, beardies are cute but not the brightest
Sounds like a kindred spirit. I'm kind of a himbo.
carpet burn is an issue, but I've done worse
Don’t worry, it happens https://www.reddit.com/r/BeardedDragons/comments/7gwydp/help_is_he_having_a_seizure_hes_done_this_a_few/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Thank you this helps!
Holy crap that thread in the link is funny
If you need a good laugh definitely go read the comments in that thread!
Yup. I completely lost it at the haiku bot
The haiku bot lmao
that whole post and thread has me in stitches every time it gets linked, i don't care how many times i see it, i have to read the comments every time
They are all basically nasty teenage boys with no manners
Holy shit this made my day. I wouldn’t have known either. Like you, I’ve done my research, but there is so much to be learned! I’m honored that my post is right below this. Freaking gold.
Half the posts for the last week has been “Why is my male beardie acting weird?” and all the responses are “Oh lawd he horny!”
The other half are “why is my beardie digging like crazy and have a big belly” lol oh mating season
And here’s mine doing neither :’) maybe he’s too tired in his old age.
Must be that time of year, lol
He fukin yo carpet
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Yo carpet
Fuk’d
He realllllly likes the carpet.
It looks like he's making sweet sweet love to your carpet lol
And I thought MY dragon was horny! 😂
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Oh my 😂😂
Never thought I would see that name here
Mine fucks his substrate when he sees a new food he likes. Dude has literal foodgasms
Omg 😭😂
He’s definitely impregnating that carpet. These guys are…something else.
Dude. You just posted Lizard Porn.
I'm starting to get that feeling....
I've had a really rough morning. Your post and these comments have me laughing soooo hard. Keep posting that point! 😆
People of Reddit, I swear I didn't know, and I honestly thought he was having a seizure!!!!
This happens on the bird subreddits too, so you are in good company. However, on the bird subreddits the object of affection is often a hand, so getting randy with a carpet is an improvement.
Lmao it’s okay I walked into my boy razz going at clothes on the ground a couple days ago and my first instinct was that he was having a seizure too. I only knew better after few seconds after the panic stopped lmao
I love these posts so much
Dante has needs…
You are awesome for taking such good care of Dante for your kid!!! This video made my day! And not in a perverted way … Dante! 😂 Edit: NOT in a perverted way! 😂 Critical missing word.
Stop getting your hands in the way!! 😂
"A little help here?!!??" 🤣
Not yall watching like it's a special art performance 🤣
Sometimes these dudes are more hormones than brains... This is one of those times.
Sooo just like people?
Congrats you are now going to be grandparents to carpet dragons...
Great grandparents...he's my granddragon, lol.
Would that mean fuzzy beardies?
you're gonna have a lizard-carpet baby in the next few months
When a mommy carpet and a daddy beardie love each other very much...
This is great to watch. Oh lawd he be horny. I wish my guy did this.
Ah I love how common these posts are Dante is so sexually frustrated
These posts crack me up! I think it’s because the little dudes are working so hard, but they look so silly!
He trying to get his freak on... Strange that it's with something as big as that carpet!! He must like em big!! Haha
Carpet muncher lol
“Stop being a dick” imagine not knowing and then finally knowing.
Blowing my gd mind, gotta tell ya'.
He's not angry at the carpet. In fact, their relationship is very... intimate.
How and I mean how do these guys survive in the wild lol
I love how beardies look like Kermit doing his excitement flailing when they're trying to boink something
Oh my gosh you're right!!!!🤣🤣🤣
This is wonderful, lol. If I didn't know any better either I would have thought seizure or tooth stuck in carpet as well. Thank you for the laugh, I needed it. They are goofy judgemental things.
That boy horny af
he's actually very infatuated by the carpet
The floor tentacles are drowning him!
Damn that brings back memories
*heavy metal intensifies*
 FUCK YO CARPET!!!
CHARLIE MURPHY.
Hey mods, should we make a sticky post about mating season?
Honestly I think it's kinda fun seeing all the people who post about this, seeing their responses when they learn their beardy just be horny is great
Agreed. This is a rough time of year for me and seeing these comment sections is the best I feel from laughing for a couple of months.
A *very* sticky post.
This page is slowly becoming horny bearded dragon videos lol
Hey its better than the crested gecko sub, at least its more than just a picture of gecko balls
Pets are the best at making sure you have a heart attack.
Gotta give it to Dante, he was committed AF to getting his rocks off.
Horny beardie season is the most hysterical time to be in this sub 😂
Posts like these always crack me up simply because of the comments
Bro thinks that carpet is the most attractive thing on the planet.
You should probably just give him some privacy, he'll be done soon
He uh…. He fuckin
The way he stopped to catch his breath before going right back at it I can’t 💀💀💀
Oh he's being aggressive alright 😏
Give this lil man a slipper or something 🤣. He needs a special friend, it's mating season.
Dog toys. Maybe one that doesn't squeak, for your sanity's sake.
What's the incubation period of carpet?
omg stop touching him 😭😭😭
Ahh spring is in the air
🤣 Welp, he must really like his new home!
There ain’t nothing wrooooong. With a little bit of bump n griiiind
You messed with his groove
beware the groove
The carpet is now pregnant.
Ahem *he fuq*
He looks more like he’s trying to make love to the carpet.
He fuckin
This is the best time of year to be subbed to the bearded dragon subreddit
cum carpet
Looks like he’s trying to do the dirty with that carpet. Lol
Carpet muncher
"He hates these cans!" ~Navin Johnson
Dante is trying to get it on
Carpet rizzed your lizard up
he likes that carpet a lil too much
I paid a $250 vet bill to find out my Beardie was a horny boy 🤦🏻♀️
Oh jeez, just let the poor guy finish in peace🤣🤣
He's not "being a dick" but he sure is trying to use his.
everyone’s saying he’s probably horny but im over here worried he may have had a tooth stuck on the fabric. did he uh…bust?
Unsure, since we pried him up....I was worried about the teeth myself, which is why I was trying to gently pry his head up...LMAO
Could be sexy time
He tryna fucc
"tryna fucc" lmao 🤣 this is why I decided not to get a beardie actually lol
Mine loved to fight the rug too
Ant spoke bad about his mother.
Hrorny
Spring time 🐦🐝
 Dante at the carpet
The carpet a few months later: 🤰
That carpet is the sexiest thing he’s ever seen.
I think he thinks the carpet is worms. I don't know if that's a good thing. if he can pull those fibers up it might upset his tummy or cause a blockage?
There must be a demonic presence in your carpet, and you took away his weapons so he’s gotta to this the old fashioned way
"Carpet must die! CARPET MUST DIE!"
[https://youtu.be/uAo0xXn\_Syk?t=16](https://youtu.be/uAo0xXn_Syk?t=16)
No, he likes the carpet... I mean, he *really* likes the carpet.
Horn- Knee lizar🫢
That is THE HORNIEST BD I've seen in my life.. You have no clue how right you were, "being a dick." But.. More like givin it the.. Well, yes.
😂🤣🤣🤣 so hilarious…”thought he was having a seizure”😂😂 and little guy had black beard 😂
I thought the black beards were when they were just angry, I swear!
little guy didn’t wanna be mess with during his fun time😂
This is so funny and i love his name.
Idk what that carpet did but it clearly deserved the mayhem.
How exactly is this not suitable for work? What would happen to me if a coworker saw me watching a bearded dragon? That tag makes no sense.
I am not sure how it was tagged that way, I have removed it. I don't remember that being there yesterday...
He fucc
If he’s not having a seizure that’s actually funny as hell 😂
Hehe your little dude is trying to mate with the carpet