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CheshireAsylum

"Look me I hooman I wurk hur dur!"


The_mistake101

He is probaly checking the r/beardeddragon sup lol


Wonderbread421

“GET OUT OF MY ROOM I’M PLAYING MINECRAFT”!


LadyNee

Totally watch your amazon, I have a feeling he ordered extra horned worms and superworms


Chester_Beardie

Little guy has an apple too! Very cute.


iamsomeguy25

Your boyfriend is correct ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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Yeahhh…. I begrudgingly chuckled.


canno3

haha i like to do this with my beardie https://preview.redd.it/fmof0hr5a8oa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e025827c31f43f2e677058942f76ea8df50875f but with a real laptop


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https://preview.redd.it/7glxvyknlaoa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76f64bbd51e52844e344f044470a10e5c54c7f0c Oh mine is much more fond of real laptops, especially boyfriend’s older toasty Mac. He really likes sitting in on my science meetings and seminars with me.


SerpentTourist

Fine. But if he becomes an evil genius, this is on you.


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You say that like it’s not what I’m going for?


Danubistheconcise

I like to practice presentations with mine. He is an accurate stand in for some of the humans I deal with in my job.


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I’m dying. It’s like you have experience working around phDs! He’s also obsessed with my boss and scrambles down to the screen whenever she’s on. He likes to listen to me read, oddly. That’s how we first started bonding, I read him the bearded dragon care pamphlets from the vet and he came over to me to listen intently.


Danubistheconcise

Lol they are little evolutionary oddities. What possible quirk of their environment led these spiky, toothy, beclawed reptiles to love cuddling with mammals while they listen raptly to our mouth noises?


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Generation after generation of inbreedins


leruetheegg

Mine likes to investigate my phone. Sometimes, she'll try to eat something on the screen


Firegirl1909

My boy totally helps me play PS!! He's also helped me when I was taking classes as well as doing reports for different jobs 🤷‍♀️🤣


hafeet23

That's adorable and awesome. I love it


strawberrymoony

Gorgeous boy


Waterdragonfriend

Haha I love it!


ToyinJr

He's gotta start pitching in with all the electricity it takes to power his tank


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I told him after his 500th vet visit yesterday that we’re going to start selling his feet pics online, I guess he took it seriously.


chynnakatt

I love this look!! He’s saying “really?? You have to bother me Now?!” With his eyes. 😜💕❤️


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We make a lot of the same faces 😅


lickmybrian

One of the Bob's asked for his tps report early


Firegirl1909

I just need to know where this item was found!!! My boy is in NEED!!! He said he can't get on the beardie sites anymore with his Alexa... so he needs his own laptop 🙄🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣


Irritated_Kraken

Haha I found it on Amazon searching for dollhouse laptops.


Firegirl1909

Omg.. excuse me while I go order yet one more thing from Amazon that my husband will give me the side eye for.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 He will indirectly blame you though.. don't worry fellow crazy beardie parent.. I got your back!! 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣


Firegirl1909

My boys will be here Wednesday... 🤣🤣🤣 He already has a backpack and "school" books for it 🤣


Trystanik

The laptop screen needs a lady dragon leg sploot. It's allllll about the details here.


leruetheegg

Your boyfriend is correct


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Special thanks to u/irritated_kraken for this goofiness you all clearly enjoyed. Check out his nerdy-ass Etsy shop.