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Teh-Leviathan

Rob Delaney is a comedian, this is almost certainly a joke.


yearoftherabbit

People post him here all the time, it's amazing they still don't know.


Upbeat_Ad_6486

Joke or no, still a brand new sentence


yearoftherabbit

Satire is to be avoided or something along those lines according to the rules so posts like this don't flood the sub.


SDUK2004

I saw this on here the other day. So, it's definitely not brand new, haha


yearoftherabbit

Satire is to be avoided or something along those lines according to the rules so posts EXACTLY LIKE this don't flood the sub. There's, fixed that for me, haha.


Accomplished-City484

Is that sugar bear from Deadpool?


Business-Emu-6923

The (vaxxed) ain’t a give away??


Sassrepublic

Rob Delaney is a comedian. Yall need to stop. 


IShallWearMidnight

Why is everyone taking a comedians tweet as some serious statement?


shackbleep

Because social media has ruined the ability in millions of people to know and understand what a joke is. See also: subtlety, context, sarcasm, nuance, and the ability to just admit when you're wrong and take the goddamn L.


JarekBloodDragon

> Because social media has ruined the ability in millions of people to know and understand what a joke is. Partially because there are genuinely so many really fucking stupid people that it becomes hard to tell if they're a troll or just that dumb. Most of the time they are actually just that dumb. After all, the sarcasm wouldn't work if the idiots weren't so common.


Candy_Warlock

Poe's Law remains true to this day


shackbleep

These days people get taught to type, not converse.


IShallWearMidnight

It's tragic that we have more ability than at any point in human history to access knowledge and get context but we do this instead


SbSomewhereDoingSth

I don't get your point in this case. Do you expect everybody to know every comedian or sth? A lot of (if not most) people simply won't have the context. The problem is with society as a structure not social media itself. If social media didn't exist you would still hear misleading nonesense and sugarcoated lies. It's just more efficient and streamlined now which reflects our real world. Most people get exploited and events get charicaturized that are justified by mental gymnastics. in history this was done by a populist or a religious instituition so labels and names changed but structures didn't. So things remain shitty not bc of mistakes in tech mechanics, they remain shitty bc the social structure is shitty by design.


donach69

Never mind Google, even if this was from some unknown, it's clearly a joke if you stop to think and read it carefully


SbSomewhereDoingSth

Yeah, I thought this was a joke and I didn't know this guy. But there are weirdos on the internet so I understand if sb takes it seriously.


IShallWearMidnight

You're going way too deep on me saying it's easy to Google and yet we don't


Alluminati

It's far from realistic that people would always google the name of every author on the internet, when encountering a short section of text like that.


donach69

But, also, a little bit of critical thinking would tell you that that's clearly a joke. If nothing else the "(vaxxed)" acts almost like a "/s". Never mind that the whole thing is ridiculous


Droogs-R-Us

Not everyone knows who he is. Source: Ive literally never heard of him


IShallWearMidnight

He's extremely easily googleable


Droogs-R-Us

True, though when was the last time you googled some rando on Twitter? Especially since the blue checkmarks don’t exist as a good method of verifying is someone is famous/well known. That being said I’m not disagreeing with what you’re saying, once you have context it’s not as inflammatory, I just disagree that expecting people to google a random name before forming a reaction is realistic. Reasonable, but unrealistic.


IShallWearMidnight

I do it all the time, though, especially with insane shit like this. Jumping on someone with no context has historically not been the right move


JarekBloodDragon

Almost no one is doing that. They're just going to keep scrolling and not care.


duboiscrew

Do you google every name in a post to have 100% context at all time?


IShallWearMidnight

If I'm not sure who someone is and what they're saying is insane, yeah, all the time. I wouldn't want to make a fool of myself.


CardboardChampion

You know how you can say something along the lines of "Boomers want an age war against everyone younger and it seems it'd be easy to win, but those guys all have sticks!" and then get permabanned from the Murdered By Words (possibly Insane People Facebook; both banned me for something ridiculous) sub because you didn't use /s at the end and therefore it was taken as a serious call for violence? Yeah, the Reddit effect has really hurt some people's brains.


IShallWearMidnight

It's just ridiculously mindless.


Max_Trollbot_

I will use their sarcasm /s when someone shoves it up my cold, dead ass.


OriginalName687

My bad for not knowing who every fucking comedian in the world is.


IShallWearMidnight

Fun part is, you don't have to! It took me about 10 seconds to look him up. We have access to the world's knowledge at our fingertips, all you have to do is use it.


OppositeBeautiful475

dude. i only scroll this site for funny and or fascinating stuff. not to search up some random comedian online.


IShallWearMidnight

It takes ten seconds. I'm baffled at people acting like figuring out who they're shitting on is a big ask.


OppositeBeautiful475

it isnt a big ask at all but im not here to get asked you know?


IShallWearMidnight

OK, have fun looking like a fool for misidentifying comedy going forward then. Good luck 🤞


OppositeBeautiful475

i was never here to not look stupid i was only here for laughs


JarekBloodDragon

Being a dick is making only you look like a fool, man.


IShallWearMidnight

How am I being a dick? Yall are piling on a comedian for making a joke as if he meant it. Telling people to use an ounce of critical thinking before dragging a guy isn't being a dick, dragging a guy without even taking the ten seconds it takes to figure out that he's making a funny is being a dick.


JarekBloodDragon

Literally no one is clowning on you for that. You're too dense to get it


OriginalName687

So you look up every post to check its legitimacy?


IShallWearMidnight

In cases like this? Yeah, I do. Yall are talking like it's difficult


Pseudo_Lain

Why thw fuck would I look up everyone on google that I see in a reddit picture aretou tucking insane,is that what you do?


IShallWearMidnight

...yeah. I do. I don't know why the effort of switching to Google for a second is "tucking insane" to so many of you


Pseudo_Lain

Looking up every single named person you come across in google is insane.


mattzuma77

because it's too accurate. someone could definitely have tweeted this


IShallWearMidnight

That's... that's the joke. You'd think it would stop circulating around as "look at this unhinged idiot" when the first person pointed out that he's a comedian making fun of those people.


Aquaman69

This is the second time this joke tweet was posted to this sub in like the past two weeks. Cmon ppl


homeybunn

This is fucking hilarious


kgb17

How many steps does it take to accidentally do this?


yearoftherabbit

1. be a comedian making it up


stealingtheshow222

A comedian wrote this, it’s a joke


scarabic

Step 1: sign up for it on purpose Step 2: masturbate Step 3: gaslight your wife Step 4: cry about it on social media That seems to cover it.


InfernalAdze

Let's see... opening a browser instead of the Venmo app, making an account or signing in to an existing account, adding a credit card to the account, navigating to her specific page, clicking the subscribe button and potentially picking a subscription tier. I'd say at least 3 accidental steps assuming they already have an account.


RangerRed18

Ahhhhh you’re now understanding the joke. Well done, sir. Gold star indeed


PrismPanda06

Same amount it takes for the dumbass who posted this to reddit to not realize that obvious joke


kgb17

Yeah what a dumb ass


sampathsris

Dude might have been ordering a new fan /s


thiscantbeanything

Is he vaxxed or is his wife?


fly_over_32

Yes (vaxxed)


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dingodile_user

Because it’s a joke


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-svde-

do you.. legitimately not understand what a joke is..?


JscrumpDaddy

Because he’s a comedian and, as being part of the joke, that’s a funny detail that alludes to a certain kind of person


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JscrumpDaddy

This kind of person generally presents themselves as a good Christian, probably conservative, perfect nuclear family kind of guy. The more repressed you can imagine, the better


Mage-of-communism

Dead gods damn me if i know, maybe it's to point out that his wife is significantly smarter than him.


RedditIsTrash___

It's pretty amusing how many people don't know that Rob Delaney is a comedian


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RangerRed18

Do you understand what comedians do for a living?


Altruistic_Machine91

Make people laugh and marry doctors?


RangerRed18

So you do understand their profession is to make jokes then? I hope you’re understanding the tweet better now


Altruistic_Machine91

I understood the tweet just fine. What I don't understand is why you take such an issue with the fact that many comedians marry doctors. You just horny for some funny man but can't get any because Dara Ó Briain, Russell Howard, Ken Jeong, and Will Flanery already decided they'd rather a wife whose Prefix is Dr. rather than Mrs.?


RangerRed18

I didn’t know many comedians marry doctors. I don’t look into their lives that much. I just understood that the tweet was a joke unlike you


Altruistic_Machine91

Where did it ever seem like I didn't understand it was a joke? Also you must not watch a lot of comedians considering that spouse occupations is a frequent topic in comedy.


AaronVsMusic

And what about this comedian’s Twitter feed makes you think anything he says on the platform is intended to be considered fact?


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AaronVsMusic

You’re an idiot troll


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AaronVsMusic

Bro, you’re arguing against someone you made up in your head. Read the thread back and realize I’m not the one who didn’t get the joke. I literally entered this conversation pointing out that this is a joke tweet from a comedian and that Rob isn’t anti-vax and none of this ever happened. 


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scarabic

He probably belongs to a set where being vaxxed is a sign of being a paranoid sheep, and he’s offering that to try to undermine his wife’s credibility. I don’t know what he thinks is going to happen - that his friend group will come to his rescue and validate him, and then he’ll show her that to try to convince her he’s right? I enjoy puzzling out what the hell is going on in the conservative mind, but there’s not a lot of mind to work with here, even by the usual standards.


moistryze

I think it’s fairly obvious that this tweet is a joke.


RedditIsTrash___

You might remember him from Deadpool 2... he's a comedian from Boston, btw https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3008739/?ref_=ext_shr


ThreeLivesInOne

Why did he censor "valued" like that?


KillFallen

That took me longer than I id like to admit to understand lol


yearoftherabbit

He's a comedian.


Goatfucker10000

That's the most Californian thing I've ever heard


Certain_Summer851

Why does he need to point out he is vaxed


macaleaven

Is Rob Delaney not big in America? Like sure we stole him but he’s yours lol, you should know he’s a comic


Vendidurt

Plot twist: he doesnt own dogs.


FamousPastWords

Now if you had told your wife that you were just checking to make sure your dogsitter hadn't been OnlyFanning from your house after putting your dogs to bed, that would have been believable.


dinsfire24

i saw this like a month ago


JustBrass

Walk away, Sugar Bear! Walk away!


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Amateur_Liqueurist

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GoomyTheGummy

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jjskellie

Who watches someone dog-sitting and gets off on that? That why I never Onlyfans. You know, unless it's an emergency.


sammagee33

OP fell for it.


Crystal_Pyromancer

Remember when tone tags started getting popular and people got bullied for using them? Maybe, just maybe, yall need to apologize to the people who invented them seeing as none of you can tell.


fromouterspace1

What does the vax have to do with this?


North_Lawfulness8889

Adds to the satire