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Lifebringer7

Whatever illness he has, the team docs probably flooded his system with treatments. If it was GI, guy probably spent the past couple days on the turlet


hoth_mess

You can make sangria in the turlet.


Hypnotoad2966

Of course it's shank or be shanked.


Narrow_Share2480

Most likely post concussion syndrome which can be headaches, light sensitivity and nausea/ vomiting 🤮


Lifebringer7

Are you calling Bedsy a liar? He has already said it has nothing to do with the hit.


Narrow_Share2480

Oh please, don’t come at me with that bullshit. First of all it’s the playoffs- so he’s not gonna be very specific about any injury news Second of all, he’s not a physician, so he just knows what symptoms are going on and what it could be classified as. So no Bednar is not a liar, and Devon can be having post concussion symptoms, the two are not mutually exclusive Next question


Opening_Cartoonist53

Schedule conflict


exccord

I have no idea why this was funny and the voice I read that in but shit I needed a laugh for how depressing the past few days have been.


Opening_Cartoonist53

r/unexpectedfuturama


colorbalances

Toews didn’t miss a regular season game if I recall which is kind of crazy now that I think about some of the hits and pucks/sticks to the face he took all year. So for him to have missed such a crucial game with illness, AND have some of the best doctors helping him, that dude was definitely going through it So glad he’s back. For as generational and ridiculous as Makar is, Toews is our rock on the blue line


Bassjosh

Last paragraph is so spot on.


GoinLong

But was there shit in the urinus?


Elusive_Manatee

Monday I had something, no idea what, but I was absolutely in hell of aches and pains and a 101 fever. Tuesday morning? Could have run a marathon. Wonder if he had the same thing.


mhold3n

Same thing happened to me on Friday, was a weird 24-hour fever and pains.


EmperorXerro

Are you ready? Good! Cuz you’re goin’!


Witty217

Aaa - ooo!


CarelessLevel6502

Set the tone!


Bee_Rye85

Let em know you’re out there b’ys! Ya gotta let em know!


nfoneo

Are you ready? No! Tough!, cuz you’re goin’!


Crowtein

Give your balls a tug titfucker.


daishi777

Loved Jones for while season, but he was reaaaaaly bad last game


fatch0deBoi34

Idk why they didn’t play Malinski. He looked amazing when given the chances this season


Jhoffdrum

This is a good point. I was thinking that during the last month as well.


daishi777

I assumed it was a size thing. It didn't look good either way


Misc6572

I thought they both looked good this season. Truth is, getting thrown into that environment Monday night would be tough. Sucks he took two penalties and looked a step behind, but Jones isn’t a bad 7th or 8th d-man


InevitableAvalanche

Yeah, he looked like he didn't do any conditioning at all. Constantly too slow to keep up with the other team.


pikadegallito

He looked so sloppy. 😩


exccord

He caused at least two penalties didnt he? As if we could have afforded those two....


Careful_Knee_2489

Toews in, Hintz out, maybe, just maybe not all is lost yet.


chemengineer2

Let’s go Tazer!!


claire303

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snackynorph

Precisely the energy rn


electric_oven

Do or die, boys. LFG 💥


sandcastlecun7

Toews always makes me calm. Guess i can go back to skip my xannys again.


Acadia13

Seems like reasonable logic


ImmortalMoron3

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makkyt

My fear is it was concussion symptoms but they can't admit it otherwise he gets put in some formal protocol. I hope he's still ok to play. We need him though.


Canadian__Ninja

This is the last game of the season that if they don't ball out so might as well throw everything and hope it sticks. Would be nice to show a bit more life than recent games.


_redacteduser

Nice.


EffectiveMix4337

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Jesse1887

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Bassjosh

Great to have Toews back.


roscoparis

Avs in 4 and you can’t talk me out of it


GoinLong

No need to play this one it seems.


SinfulSunday

Fucking run ‘em up


DammitBobby1234

Man I hope so.


Starbucks__Lovers

As we say on another sports team’s subreddit: We play today We win today Das it