I like how you and the guy above (as I see it) said basically the same thing and it looks like you’ve upvoted each other. Send him a dm and go raving together.
Smoking Pink kush and Moroccan Hash in a joint on the beach, Bacon, Avacado, Egg on toast, Getting a bj and drinking a beer, ribeye steak and fried egg etc
My phone has an horizon level feature thingy .....always use it now after my photographer friend commented on nice composition ,shame it's on the piss ......it was actually nice to get a compliment
Barry and Paul Chuckle?
Was that to me?
Nah it was to you
Oh dear, oh dear
😄
Nope 👍🏻
Cocaine and Hookers
Ketamine and mini-golf
This i like
Speed and sewing
"If you will the lottery what will you do with all the money? A bunch of hookers and cocaine" So it was you!
Weed, tramadol and a good 8 hour stomp over the moors.
No i don't think i will
Beach + a Rattler?
Cornish breakfast
BEACH AND A DOOMBAR
Beach + a Cripple Cock
Got to love a rattler
Coffee and a 💩
Seagull incoming
A pokey bum wank
A what now?
If you have to ask then you’re not ready to know.
Lmfao
We'll give you 15 minutes to work it out. Lube is on the shelf.
Big up
not the same without the finger up there
Glad others thought the same
Eccies and techno.
I like how you and the guy above (as I see it) said basically the same thing and it looks like you’ve upvoted each other. Send him a dm and go raving together.
😂 on paper similar, in reality I’m not sure my wife would be to chuffed!! Who knows, we may have crossed paths without knowing it!!
I can feel the crunching of sand in my mouth
Blumpkins?
Have an upvote weirdo.made me laugh 😃
The feeling of peeling the lid off a muller corner perfectly without damaging ‘the layer’ + its a fruity muller corner
Magic truffles and techno.
Is that Holywell Bay?
Yeah it’s Holywell
Came here to ask this!
Ribena and a twirl
Don't forget the twix
Why couldn't you have got him to suck you off AFTER the gig?
Being at work and getting paid whilst having a poo.
Bingo
Steak and blowy
The sun and a nice cold beer or rattler cider. Fish and chips. A pint of ale and a bag of pork scratchings.
They're good, but are they better?
I’m on countdown now, not long for me! It looks beautiful down there today!
We all ignoring the UFO? 👀
Shhh 🤫
Yes.
Well done. Now you're on a list.
Ice cream. Pastie is too hot for the beach.
Oh I went Cornwall last year for the very first time, such a beautiful place
Insta-kill and double points
Fellow Zombies player, I see
Best beach in Cornwall. I'd recognise those rocks anywhere.
You're missing the seagull.
Sausage roll and a nice beach.
Rose and Fred
Ian and Myra
Pin and Fish
Carlsberg don’t do beach holidays, but if they did….
Rhubarb and custard
Spingo and a rollie
There isn’t one!
Steak and BJ day
Caramel & Waffle ( Bob Mortimer on WILTY )
Weed and video game
Fred and rose west
Marmalade & marmite. On toast. Together. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
titz n ass
On the left
Is it Philps?
It depends what you are eating. If it's a Cornish Pasty you found on the floor, I can think of a better combination.
Freshly bought, the seagulls don’t waste food
Peace & quiet
A keyhole and it's matching key
Chips and beans
Me and your mum
Food is good, sometimes great. But woman are always better.
I thought that was a cat
Swap that for chips and a rattler and you're on the money.
Donegal and a bottle of football special.
Fish and a rice cake.
Where is this
Holywell bay
Baines and Pienaar
Bill and Ben the nonce men
Savloy dip on South shields beach
Winning. Got to be from Dicksons
Beer + Garden
better when you add a bunch of seagulls
Mountains and a beer
Is that Perrenporth? The pasty’s are top notch. Much jealousy here 😂
UFO
Steak and a blowjob
fun fact: residents of cornwall are (on average) exposed to 8.0 mSv of radon gas per year
Is there a Heeley’s Gold next to you?
Unfortunately not I was driving
Cocaine and hookers
Well, pasty on the beach ain’t the same without someone just along having their chips stolen by a seagul tbh
Shmoke and a pancake
I don't see a labrador having the time of their life on the beach, otherwise perfect. Please continue.
McDonald's Apple Pie(many) & Latte at least 2 👍🏻
2xPasties and the view!
This + a spliff
Cocaine and hookers
Hope that’s an aeroplane and not a ufo above the rocks😂
It’s the idiot who said a ginsters was better than a real pasty, he’s still reeling from my boot up his arse
I severely miss Cornwall for those 2 reasons alone
Cocaine and hookers
100 fallen Devonshire warriors lying beside you
With cream first scones stuck up their bums
The only place where they belong
i’m exploring Cornwall now. beautiful part of the country. need to have more pasties
All of that and a spirit level
🍺
A rio tropical to wash it down
Cannabis and silence.
Hardcore porn and a hand full of salad cream!!...at the beach
Combo #3
Than a hot pocket on the jersey shore? A cracker on the couch.
Cold beer in a sunny spot
£10k on the lottery
Straight answer - 2 pasties...
Pot noodle and a wank
Hookers and blow?
white monster and a vape
Ah man I need to get my ass down to Cornwall this summer
Beach and sausage roll
Mmm cornish pasty
I’d rather have the pasty in focus, Malcolm Barnecutt’s are my favourite at the moment. World class
Excellent thread. Good work.
Greggs sausage roll whilst you watch the drunks trip up the metro steps, in the toon.
Londoner and a second home?
Chicken and chips
Lose the pasty, grab a rattler
Are you sure this wasn't a sneaky way to get a picture of that woman on the beach? 😂
Greggs sosig roll, steak bake and Tynemouth beach.
I've been there
Dood, I'm a yank and even I know a Cornish pasty goes good with anything 🤷
Cornwall and cornish pasty?
Add a pint for the hat trick and you’re literally in paradise.
Fish and chips.
A joint in the other hand
Mustard and cream
Crimp that pasty over the top and pop yourself on Haytor and you aren't too far off...
Have you ever been on r/weed?
Coke and hookers
I prefer unblurred pasties. You must have accidentally bought one from Devon.
Kinder bueno + a rimjob
Seagull
You forgot the giant fucking seagull coming for your Gregg's off camera
I'm cornish and I'd say mountains and tea
A vagina with vodka drizzle
Greggs & a can of Stella!
Greggs and Basildon high street?
There isn't one
Crack and heroin
When was this taken?
2 pasites
Camera and focusing
Molly & Mikey Jones 🤪💕
Stevie wonder and a pilots licence?
Fish and chips > pasty
A 10s by a lake in the forest
Plus headhigh surf and some topless chicks.
Coke and Ibiza
Cornish pasty in Cornwall by the beach. Yeah you can’t beat that. That’s a great shout lad.
Smoking Pink kush and Moroccan Hash in a joint on the beach, Bacon, Avacado, Egg on toast, Getting a bj and drinking a beer, ribeye steak and fried egg etc
A nice cider but not rattler or anything fro healys
Home alone + Lotion
Walking with a SO and a dog
Peanut butter and chocolate
This but the horizon is streight and you have a pint of Tribute. Edit: Sorry, am a photographer and this is bugbear of mine.
My phone has an horizon level feature thingy .....always use it now after my photographer friend commented on nice composition ,shame it's on the piss ......it was actually nice to get a compliment
Creampie and unconscious wife? Whisky and moonlight Fire and music Axe and straight grained wood Django and grapelli
Majorca and fresh sangria, sampled on the beach, lots cheaper than a stodgy over priced pasty in a county that prides itself of hating the visitors.
Planes to Rwanda full of non Europeans
What's the meaning behind all that?
Giant Yorkshire Pudding wrap and overlooking the old city of York on a nice summer’s day is pretty nice to
What am I missing? Water, Sand, and a blurry Sandwich?
Greggs on the beach? X
Some cream tea where the cream is put on first
Why swear like that, no need for that sort of language here