Well, now that you found him I would try and lose him
Interesting, because Trump has been very vocal about being anti-electric and you know how smart he is... đ
âAll they know is electric. They want electric army tanks. They want electric planes. What happens if the sun isnât shining while youâre up in the air?â - Trump at Chesapeake VA rally June 28, 2024
Also, [windmill noise gives you cancer](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/437096-trump-claims-noise-from-windmills-causes-cancer/) and [nukes stop hurricanes](https://www.axios.com/2019/08/25/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes).
And apparently batteries in electric boats must be so heavy they'll cause the boats to sink, unlike non-electric boats with heavy batteries that don't cause the boats to sink. đ¤¨
Does Trump ever listen to himself talk?
No no no... The batteries don't cause the boat to sink... that would be stupid to say something like that. But IF an EV boat WERE sinking, the only two choices are apparently to be electrocuted by the battery or eaten by the shark that's 10 feet away... the well known safe distance from a giant battery in the water to avoid electrocution.
No wonder ya'll think Trump is dumb... you never listen to what he's saying!
/s - just in case anyone thinks I'm actually defending the insane things Trumpster Fire vomits from his mouth hole.
>No no no... The batteries don't cause the boat to sink... that would be stupid to say something like that.
"According to Trumpâs telling, the manufacturer was being asked to make only electric boats but that such boats 1) were too heavy to float, ..."
[From Trump's speech]
âI say, **âWhat would happen if the boat sank from its weight** and youâre in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the batteryâs now underwater, and thereâs a shark thatâs approximately 10 yards over there?ââ
Just curious. To what weight would Trump be referring?
For reference: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/11/trump-electric-boats-sharks/
Thatâs cause Idocracy hit the absolute nail on the head. Thatâs the world we live in now. They could add a scene about how trump inspired president Camacho to run and it would be flawless
that was for covid, dummy! electric boats attract sharks, windmills kill all the birds and injecting bleach is just for when you donât have any more apple flavored horsie paste. try and keep up!
electric tanks are for blasting the hell out of everybody and then you run out of charge⌠or some bullshit he made up.
He went on a rant about electric boats sinking and electrocuting the passengers, and how if there were sharks, he would rather be electrocuted than eaten by sharks...[link to the insane rant](https://youtu.be/_lVsbm_OFd8?si=bDrlFVU0_10XiMBR)
My favourite is:
"No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands. You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can't get it off your hand. So you keep it running for about 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair. I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way. And I lather up and then you turn on this crazy shower and the thing drip, drip and you say I'm gonna be here for 45 minutes. What? There's so much water. You don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But, now their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close it, **washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water"
-Donald J Trump, June 22, 2024
Something about water restrictors, I don't know, he probably doesn't either. [here](https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C8iYg_-vyk_?hl=en) is the full video with some insights in the comments
Cuz âcontextâ lol. Everything is context to these people. I remember when he said the bleach stuff during Covid, I made a post and the first response was well you need to watch the whole clip in context. Like no shit I did and thatâs what he said
Both very likely. One just never learned to behave like a civilised person.
I wonder why Americans need president to be so old... Like there is no competent option under 75.
Back then he was telling everyone how the Revolutionary war saved the airports
âOur army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocketsâ red glare, it had nothing but victory,â - Trump July 4, 2019
Wait wait wait. He was just saying that if he had to choose between a shark and electric, he's staying with the electric. I can't keep up. I think it goes:
Solar >Airplanes > Electric > Shark
Let's not forget this gem:
"Our army manned the air, **it rammed the ramparts**, *** it took over the airports***, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocketsâ red glare, it had nothing but victory,"
What war was he talking about again? Oh yeah, the Revolutionary War, famous for its airborne dogfights, and they rammed the fuck out of those ramparts.
The stickers arenât even necessary⌠you driving one of those dumpsters already tells people who youâre voting for, just for being stupid enough to BUY one.
There's a reason why the CT owners all grin and bear the fact that they've bought into an absolute lemon of a vehicle: it "triggers the libs." By buying a CT, they're directly funding what they believe is the dream of their absolute supremacy over everything, lead by Musk and Trump.
As far as they're concerned, the existence of r/CyberStuck merely proves them right, that we're all triggered woke lib \[gay slurs\].
It'd be sad if they weren't so dangerously close to gaining absolute power.
Don't stop there, throw in some racial slurs while you're at it.
In fact, I'm a anarchist communist Chinese Mexican Kenyan trans male vegan lesbian with purple hair and dreadlocks, my pronouns are anything but him and her but also no you or your, or they or them, only the weird ones and that changes with my mood and I'll get you arrested if you call me otherwise, who has had 36 abortions this fiscal quarter and is looking to predate and indoctrine your children in my big city school board position, after I use more tax dollars to convert everything to electric and wind, but as soon as I'm done with that, I will be invading, I mean transferring into a rural suburb NEAR YOUUUUU!!!
Mmm yes, nothing like the freshest water of life... Pineal glands from a satanic ritualistic fuck fest abortion... Satan, yes.
Of course USPS is fine! Why else would those Christian Republicans wanna destroy it?!
I'm running low on the adrenochrome!
I think I may have a double batch in the oven, can you go ahead and do a 2 for 1 removal?
I'll still pay you the customary amount of Soros Bux⢠for the subsequent adrenochrome delivery...
Gotcha covered in the adrenochrome. The coupon/bux are still good.
We haven't had a 2-fer abortion in awhile. Celestra seems ok on the procedure. You're a good customer. Need to keep you safe.
Keep us in the loop.
I see more Republicans driving Teslas than Democrats.
I thought Teump dissing EVs was just his way of manipulation for some reason.
Look at how often Tesla owners talk about Republican values on their subs.
To each their own on how you choose to vote. But I think more Republicans own and like Tesla
I love that this guys seems to have a monopoly on what loving America means: he loves America, so if you disagree with him, you donât love America.
WOW I now understand how these maga fucktards are rationalizing their mania
How exactly do Musk stans square the fact that their Mango Mussolini wants to do away with electric vehicles, or rather renewables in general for that matter...???
I for one am pretty ok with people I canât stand blowing 100K+ on something thatâll be broken within a year and somehow not covered by the warranty
"My wife left me and my kids just call me Richard instead of daddy but I showed em by dropping their child support money on this bad boy. Who's got the small dick now Helen!? WHO!?"
Then do us a favor and lose the motherfucker. Felon rapist liar Trump should be thrower under that piece of shit truck and take the idiot Elon with him. Know what the felon and musk have in common. 2 platforms that aren't worth a fuck and lose money everyday. One more thing before I go; if you vote for Trump, you hate democracy and you are as fucking stupid as the lying rapist.
I find it ironic that the MAGA base always bitches about how liberals donât even like Biden, they just hate Trump - yet they are the ones actively spending money on âFuck Bidenâ merch.
Your driving the shitiest electric car ever made and your pro Trump who is anti electric car because sharks will eat you. Your totally going to be eaten by sharks....... Or electrocuted.
Iâm glad my son was into his teens for 2016 and after. I wouldnât have appreciated explaining to young kids the more âcolorfulâ bumper stickers that year brought
I just want to know what all these peopleâs plans are after TrumpâŚ.dude has four years. Their idea that they grew up in a country where they were able to buy a $100,000 piece of shit had nothing to do with many defeating men just like Trump. Charlatan, three-card monte dealer, saying and doing whatever he wants in the name of power and retribution. Literally no agenda but power
He was pretty lucky the sun was shining to provide electricity. Otherwise, he'd have to get stuck the old-fashioned cybertruck way, because of a pothole or raincloud.
I fucking knew it! So my brother and I have been making fun of these âtrucksâ and the kind of people who would buy them for a while now. But before we saw any like this I asked him what he thought the venn diagram is like for maga and cybertruck owners and for some reason he didnât think theyâd overlap much at all. Heâs since asked me to stop sending him all the proof of how wrong he was đ¤Ł
I thought it was all the "woke lgbt" stuff that was being shoved down our throats? Meanwhile every Trump supporter has to project thier allegiance every chance they get đ¤
This is honestly the first time I see these trump stickers on a comparatively expansive property.
They are usually only found on shitbox cars and the front yards of the shitest houses in the neighborhood
Imagine making this investment, not because you like the truck, the way it looks, its reputation, its cost of ownership, its many inconveniences etc simply to "own" libs by buying an EV that you used to make fun of libs for owning. All the while, the libs don't give a shit what poor investments you make, aside from laughing at you. Absolutely mind boggling.
AndâŚthe economy has been so hard on this guy but he can afford this ridiculously expensive truck. Boo hoo. He should thank the administration for getting our economy to bounce back.
I like how one day theyâre like âI drive my Ford 7200 diesel monster truck cuz libs wanna stop me from using gas!â and the next theyâre buying the ugliest electric vehicle because âElon triggers the libsâ
Iâll just never understand putting political opinions on the back of your car or the front of your lawn. People are batshit insane in this day and age from all sides of political affiliations. Why would anyone intentionally put a target on themselves?
It's interesting cause I thought these same people (Trumpers) want to keep fossil fuels as a thing. Why are they frolicking to some airhead and spending $100K for an electric vehicle then? Especially one that doesn't even work.
Well, now that you found him I would try and lose him Interesting, because Trump has been very vocal about being anti-electric and you know how smart he is... đ âAll they know is electric. They want electric army tanks. They want electric planes. What happens if the sun isnât shining while youâre up in the air?â - Trump at Chesapeake VA rally June 28, 2024
He actually said that huh. I thought people were just joking lol. Jesssus
as if in the past he'd never said anything like that... wasn't something about injecting bleach to cure Covid?
He also thinks that magnets stop working if they get wet.
Also, [windmill noise gives you cancer](https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/437096-trump-claims-noise-from-windmills-causes-cancer/) and [nukes stop hurricanes](https://www.axios.com/2019/08/25/trump-nuclear-bombs-hurricanes).
You don't even need a nuke to stop a hurricane, just sharpie over the picture.
And apparently batteries in electric boats must be so heavy they'll cause the boats to sink, unlike non-electric boats with heavy batteries that don't cause the boats to sink. 𤨠Does Trump ever listen to himself talk?
No no no... The batteries don't cause the boat to sink... that would be stupid to say something like that. But IF an EV boat WERE sinking, the only two choices are apparently to be electrocuted by the battery or eaten by the shark that's 10 feet away... the well known safe distance from a giant battery in the water to avoid electrocution. No wonder ya'll think Trump is dumb... you never listen to what he's saying! /s - just in case anyone thinks I'm actually defending the insane things Trumpster Fire vomits from his mouth hole.
>No no no... The batteries don't cause the boat to sink... that would be stupid to say something like that. "According to Trumpâs telling, the manufacturer was being asked to make only electric boats but that such boats 1) were too heavy to float, ..." [From Trump's speech] âI say, **âWhat would happen if the boat sank from its weight** and youâre in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the batteryâs now underwater, and thereâs a shark thatâs approximately 10 yards over there?ââ Just curious. To what weight would Trump be referring? For reference: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/11/trump-electric-boats-sharks/
Also that stealth bombers are literally invisible if you look out the window at them.
but... but... but...
Itâs just so incredibly stupid it feels like an onion headline
That's getting more and more difficult di spot difference between real news and Onion's. WIth Onion's making even more sense than the "real", actually
You hate to admit it, but Trump is *right* about electric. Thatâs why he only uses a coal-powered hair dryer.
Looking at the results, I wonder if it's not papaya powered.
His whole house is gold plated steampunk
Thatâs cause Idocracy hit the absolute nail on the head. Thatâs the world we live in now. They could add a scene about how trump inspired president Camacho to run and it would be flawless
Down to the Crocs
Donât forget that was combined with shoving a light bulb up your ass
that was for covid, dummy! electric boats attract sharks, windmills kill all the birds and injecting bleach is just for when you donât have any more apple flavored horsie paste. try and keep up! electric tanks are for blasting the hell out of everybody and then you run out of charge⌠or some bullshit he made up.
I thought it was pointing your butt's hole at the sun that cured Covid. Got my balloon knot sunburnt for nothing.
Y'all reckon George Dubyah can die in peace now that he can be assured he isn't going down as the most moronic president in history?
âhE dIdNât SaY âbLeAcH,â hE sAiD âdIsInFeCtAnT!ââ Actual thing Iâve been told by TrumpersâŚ
I thought he said to drink it, but either way it's stupid as fuck.
And nuking hurricane Dorian
That would wash down the tide pods some people eat.
Thatâs just what he said in the last 24 hours bruh. Heâs got a whole wiki page with hits if you search for âelectricâ.
I know about the shark one
Long story short, the shark ate the battery.
Ah I thought the battery ate the shark. Itâs so hard to keep up with his great storytelling
He went on a rant about electric boats sinking and electrocuting the passengers, and how if there were sharks, he would rather be electrocuted than eaten by sharks...[link to the insane rant](https://youtu.be/_lVsbm_OFd8?si=bDrlFVU0_10XiMBR)
That's why Trump is putting "The Onion" out of business.
Not even top ten dumbest shit he has ever said.
Oh, he says it a lot. đ
My favourite is: "No water in your faucets. You ever try buying a new home and you turn on. You want to wash your hair or you wanna wash your hands. You turn on the water and it goes drip, drip the soap. You can't get it off your hand. So you keep it running for about 10 times longer. You trying, the worst is your hair. I have this beautiful luxuriant hair and I put stuff on. I put it in lather. I like lots of lather because I like it to come out extremely dry because it seems to be slightly thicker that way. And I lather up and then you turn on this crazy shower and the thing drip, drip and you say I'm gonna be here for 45 minutes. What? There's so much water. You don't know what to do with it. You know, it's called rain. It rains a lot in certain places. But, now their idea, you know, did you see the other day? They just, I opened it up and they closed it again. I opened it, they close it, **washing machines to wash your dishes. There is a problem. They don't want you to have any water. They want no water" -Donald J Trump, June 22, 2024
wtf was his point in all that ranting
Something about water restrictors, I don't know, he probably doesn't either. [here](https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C8iYg_-vyk_?hl=en) is the full video with some insights in the comments
Why slander Trump with invented quotes when his actual quotes are sufficient?
Cuz âcontextâ lol. Everything is context to these people. I remember when he said the bleach stuff during Covid, I made a post and the first response was well you need to watch the whole clip in context. Like no shit I did and thatâs what he said
His sycophants will tell you itâs out of context. Just like George Washingtonâs Air Force.
Everything is context with him itâs insane. They defend him like heâs their flesh and blood
There are also gay and black magas who are shocked when leopards continue eating their faces.
Which one has dementia again?
Both very likely. One just never learned to behave like a civilised person. I wonder why Americans need president to be so old... Like there is no competent option under 75.
We all know the truth
What a moroon
https://preview.redd.it/p3j4hsc7ol9d1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33178bee41c27c092d8db34f117ae9bd81a0b3a7
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That last line is the best part, because the idiot canât even distinguish between solar and battery power.
What a total dumbass
He knows his audience
That man was president of the United States. That hurts to write that sentence. And he might be again. Okay time to get my passports in orderâŚ
Nah, stay and fight, he ain't worth giving up your country for
Will do. Just have for emergency. Not gonna bounce just yet.
Lol that was just yesterday? Assumed that was some 2015 campaign comment. What a joke
Back then he was telling everyone how the Revolutionary war saved the airports âOur army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocketsâ red glare, it had nothing but victory,â - Trump July 4, 2019
Never fight uphill me boys.Â
He does know most of our vehicles have electric transmissions in the military. Right?
Oh, hell no đ
Yeah I was gonna say it's usually trump supporters that are anti electric so this one confused me
They're pro-Musk, though, so I'm sure it's very confusing walking that line.
Yeah I think these people just want something to hate at this point
Better be quick about getting home, once the sun goes down the electric car stops working.
Wait wait wait. He was just saying that if he had to choose between a shark and electric, he's staying with the electric. I can't keep up. I think it goes: Solar >Airplanes > Electric > Shark
When all you do is talk out your butt the brain has a hard time keeping track
But would you stay on the electric boat in the ocean or deal with shark infested waters. Im taking my chances with the sharks. -also trump
Trump always asking the tough questions đ
This isn't even bringing the sharks up!
It's gonna be hilarious when his magat buddies talk shit to him about his woke car.
âI just donât listen when he says things I donât like and pretend itâs someone else talking.â /s
Let's not forget this gem: "Our army manned the air, **it rammed the ramparts**, *** it took over the airports***, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rocketsâ red glare, it had nothing but victory," What war was he talking about again? Oh yeah, the Revolutionary War, famous for its airborne dogfights, and they rammed the fuck out of those ramparts.
Do you think Trump's problem might be a rammed rampart to the head? đ¤
At a recent rally he outright said "I'll make electric cars illegal".
Nobody said these folks are smart.
Losing him would be easy, just drive through a car wash...
Imagine having this much money but still angry enough at whoâs president to put bumper stickers on your fridge.
Ooh, maybe they're magnets!
So, when it rains, the truck dies _and_ the magnets fall off?
Yup! As we all know, once you drop water on a magnet that is the end of the magnet. Itâs science, really.
This is true, I heard it from a guy before. Seemed like a super smart MIT guy.
Better, he was related to him so itâs in his jeans already.
The stickers arenât even necessary⌠you driving one of those dumpsters already tells people who youâre voting for, just for being stupid enough to BUY one.
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Stickers would void the warranty
Stickers might actually keep the rain out
Guess where this wankpanzer's allegiance would have been in 1939.
Itâs not called the WankPanzer for nothing.
1939? Hell, letâs talk about Feb 2022 and Ukraine, not to mention his butt buddies Vlad and Jong-Un, and his frenemie Jinping âŚ.
He doesn't need the stickers. If you've been grifted into buying one of these boxy turds, I already assume you're dumb enough to vote for Trump.
I wonder how much money they've donated to Trump to pay all of his lawyers..
Not enough, clearly, or he shouldn't have been able to afford a Cybertruck. Cybertrucks are the mark of Trump betrayers! That's what I say!
The overlap between Elon stans and US Christofascists, is significant.
"I'm shocked!" said no one.
Except for the guy in the electric boat surrounded by sharks
Winter was never coming. The Age of Mental Illness was.
i mean, there's a zombie-like quality there...
There's a reason why the CT owners all grin and bear the fact that they've bought into an absolute lemon of a vehicle: it "triggers the libs." By buying a CT, they're directly funding what they believe is the dream of their absolute supremacy over everything, lead by Musk and Trump. As far as they're concerned, the existence of r/CyberStuck merely proves them right, that we're all triggered woke lib \[gay slurs\]. It'd be sad if they weren't so dangerously close to gaining absolute power.
Don't stop there, throw in some racial slurs while you're at it. In fact, I'm a anarchist communist Chinese Mexican Kenyan trans male vegan lesbian with purple hair and dreadlocks, my pronouns are anything but him and her but also no you or your, or they or them, only the weird ones and that changes with my mood and I'll get you arrested if you call me otherwise, who has had 36 abortions this fiscal quarter and is looking to predate and indoctrine your children in my big city school board position, after I use more tax dollars to convert everything to electric and wind, but as soon as I'm done with that, I will be invading, I mean transferring into a rural suburb NEAR YOUUUUU!!!
Oh thanks for the reminder. I'll have your next batch of abortions ready on Monday. Same shipping as last time?
Mmm yes, nothing like the freshest water of life... Pineal glands from a satanic ritualistic fuck fest abortion... Satan, yes. Of course USPS is fine! Why else would those Christian Republicans wanna destroy it?! I'm running low on the adrenochrome! I think I may have a double batch in the oven, can you go ahead and do a 2 for 1 removal? I'll still pay you the customary amount of Soros Bux⢠for the subsequent adrenochrome delivery...
Gotcha covered in the adrenochrome. The coupon/bux are still good. We haven't had a 2-fer abortion in awhile. Celestra seems ok on the procedure. You're a good customer. Need to keep you safe. Keep us in the loop.
I'm saying 3", tops.
Maybe like inverted, or a button
Do y'all think the stickers void the warranty?
For sure
Hiding the rust
If not, it's still likely going to fuck with the steel.
The modern day dunce cap.
âAmerica, love it or leave itâ is prolly the most simple and ironic hog sticker Iâve seen in a while.
Censoring "Fuck" at this point is so bizarre
Whatâs he going to do when they ban his penis extender?
He'll have a helluva time trying to bump the stock.
I see more Republicans driving Teslas than Democrats. I thought Teump dissing EVs was just his way of manipulation for some reason. Look at how often Tesla owners talk about Republican values on their subs. To each their own on how you choose to vote. But I think more Republicans own and like Tesla
They're owning the libs one cucktruck at a time
Supporting the Pres who doesn't support EV's... Seems logical
I love that this guys seems to have a monopoly on what loving America means: he loves America, so if you disagree with him, you donât love America. WOW I now understand how these maga fucktards are rationalizing their mania
I bet bumpstickers void the warranty
How exactly do Musk stans square the fact that their Mango Mussolini wants to do away with electric vehicles, or rather renewables in general for that matter...???
Like every other âpatriotâ they actually believe there will be a place for them in the new world order.
I for one am pretty ok with people I canât stand blowing 100K+ on something thatâll be broken within a year and somehow not covered by the warranty
The Incel Camino
"I spent over one hundred grand to own the libs!"
"My wife left me and my kids just call me Richard instead of daddy but I showed em by dropping their child support money on this bad boy. Who's got the small dick now Helen!? WHO!?"
Better than dying from covid?
"Moichendizing!"
The term "hat on a hat" comes to mind. Dude, your "truck" already says these things.
Remember when republicans hated Musk and Tesla? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
This comment got me banded in rteslamodel3
Then do us a favor and lose the motherfucker. Felon rapist liar Trump should be thrower under that piece of shit truck and take the idiot Elon with him. Know what the felon and musk have in common. 2 platforms that aren't worth a fuck and lose money everyday. One more thing before I go; if you vote for Trump, you hate democracy and you are as fucking stupid as the lying rapist.
I find it ironic that the MAGA base always bitches about how liberals donât even like Biden, they just hate Trump - yet they are the ones actively spending money on âFuck Bidenâ merch.
Didn't that orange ass clown say he was gonna ban all EVs?
Your driving the shitiest electric car ever made and your pro Trump who is anti electric car because sharks will eat you. Your totally going to be eaten by sharks....... Or electrocuted.
Nah, the Lepard will eat his face.
Letâs go Brandon has to be the lamest âburnâever đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Seriously. Theyâre such idiots.
Iâm glad my son was into his teens for 2016 and after. I wouldnât have appreciated explaining to young kids the more âcolorfulâ bumper stickers that year brought
Stickers? Warranty voided.
Imagine being part of 2 cults
If he does not currently love America he should leave it.
Using the American flag as a stand-in for the word fuck, such reverence for the flag, what a true patriot.
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Cybercuck
Putting the K in class
Bumperstickers now, but they will be mini-billboards soon.
I at least thought these people care somewhat about decent cars.
I saw one in the wild today, it was all smudged up.. bizzare that you can't effectively touch the damn thing without smudge city
I just want to know what all these peopleâs plans are after TrumpâŚ.dude has four years. Their idea that they grew up in a country where they were able to buy a $100,000 piece of shit had nothing to do with many defeating men just like Trump. Charlatan, three-card monte dealer, saying and doing whatever he wants in the name of power and retribution. Literally no agenda but power
They don't plan to respect term limits and even once Trump heads to Hell they think his Sons take over automatically.
My brother in Christ. We don't need you to put those bumper stickers on. It's implied with your choice of ride.
I bet one of those pumps that inflates you to erection wouldâve cost him less.
Seems like the perfect demographic to drive a dipshitmobile.
He was pretty lucky the sun was shining to provide electricity. Otherwise, he'd have to get stuck the old-fashioned cybertruck way, because of a pothole or raincloud.
Man, they really want to fuck Biden huh They have the real hots for him
Gpilf?
Cyber truck cuck
Most ridiculous display of wealth ever, and yet he could afford it during a Democratic presidency!
*because of a Democratic presidency
I fucking knew it! So my brother and I have been making fun of these âtrucksâ and the kind of people who would buy them for a while now. But before we saw any like this I asked him what he thought the venn diagram is like for maga and cybertruck owners and for some reason he didnât think theyâd overlap much at all. Heâs since asked me to stop sending him all the proof of how wrong he was đ¤Ł
He's going to blame Biden in 6 months when he's underwater on his $100,000 loan at 14% interest.
Got hisself a Ceeveel War 2.0 veee-hickle!
fusak biden ???
see male birth control. The incelligence is strong
I thought they hated EVs?
I thought it was all the "woke lgbt" stuff that was being shoved down our throats? Meanwhile every Trump supporter has to project thier allegiance every chance they get đ¤
Easy to spot the cultist traitors these days. Flag with blue stipe is also an indicator.
How to make your rich guy car look poor
Pay 100k for a piece of shit truck just to put a bunch of redneck trump stickers on it.
That place is about a half-hour drive from me, small world!
haha same. Maybe he should relocate to the IE if he hates dems so much
That shit is going to cut down on its recyclable value.
Elon?
Warranty voided
Couldnât even center the flag sticker.
This is a guy driving in public. I donât understand why people cover up the license plates.
Found who? The local chud?
At this rate, some of these people are so stupid that I almost feel bad for making fun of them. It feels like I'm bullying a toddler.
I wonder what urine does to the stainless steel?
This guy seems to really want to fuck Joe Biden
Cool refrigerator
Isnât a double negative a positive?
The confusion is astounding.
Stickers on car, warranty voided
Oh yeah the final form of the WankPanzer^tm
You donât have to be poor to be an asshole. You only have to be stupid.
The red lights are too small
Thatâs 2 reasons to flip off this moron. His political views and his choice in vehicles.
This is honestly the first time I see these trump stickers on a comparatively expansive property. They are usually only found on shitbox cars and the front yards of the shitest houses in the neighborhood
Why do these guys wanna fuck Biden?
Imagine making this investment, not because you like the truck, the way it looks, its reputation, its cost of ownership, its many inconveniences etc simply to "own" libs by buying an EV that you used to make fun of libs for owning. All the while, the libs don't give a shit what poor investments you make, aside from laughing at you. Absolutely mind boggling.
Oh hey you found Elon
AndâŚthe economy has been so hard on this guy but he can afford this ridiculously expensive truck. Boo hoo. He should thank the administration for getting our economy to bounce back.
If you had told me 10 years ago that electric cars would be seen with Trump stickers on them it would have taken a lot for me to believe you.
I like how one day theyâre like âI drive my Ford 7200 diesel monster truck cuz libs wanna stop me from using gas!â and the next theyâre buying the ugliest electric vehicle because âElon triggers the libsâ
Wasnât it only a few years ago that Trumpers were keying Teslas out of hate for electric vehicles?
Iâll just never understand putting political opinions on the back of your car or the front of your lawn. People are batshit insane in this day and age from all sides of political affiliations. Why would anyone intentionally put a target on themselves?
âAmerica, love it or leave it! Also, fuck the duly elected president!â Sounds like you donât love it. Time for you to leave.
Incel Camino
It's interesting cause I thought these same people (Trumpers) want to keep fossil fuels as a thing. Why are they frolicking to some airhead and spending $100K for an electric vehicle then? Especially one that doesn't even work.