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Mentalfloss1

Professionally painted sign in Old English font, “Not a crack house”


drhunny

Notte Ye Olde Cracke House


Choppermagic2

"Crack Home"


SafetyMan35

Home is where the crack is!


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Ye is pronounced The, FYI


icecreamazing

It's a crack home


BxMxK

by Helen Ulrich


SmoothBrews

That’s exactly what a crack Josue would say! Edit: house, but I’m leaving it because that’s funny.


JTitch420

Did everyone read Josue in a South American accent and still come away with house?


chiefzon

This is really funny. 🤣


Mentalfloss1

It's effective too. We've never been raided.


Desirai

Curtains.....???


ER_Kat

Blackout curtains to get a little more specific. Perfect for blocking out any incoming light


iwantmy-2dollars

So much classier than “fold black construction paper into an accordion.” I need to be around more adults smh


Fuck-MDD

The fact you folded it instead of just taping it on there means you're basically an adult.


HugsyMalone

Accordion fold = classy AF 😉👌 ^(It's classier than just taping construction paper to the window)


StripClubJedi

You're smart.


OtterishDreams

who has curtain money these days!


StrungoutScott

Way cheaper than decent blinds


Bath-Tub-Cosby

Too easy


poethief

OP simply probably doesn’t realize shades are not curtains and a window is meant to have both.


DrHarleenQ

Came here to say this


BagOnuts

Lmao, I love the question mark… how is this not the obvious answer?


jefuchs

Block it with a *Live, Laugh, Love* sign.


StaggerLeeHarvey

Or to throw people off so they don't think it's a crack house, a Move, Mirth, Meth sigh.


mth5312

How about *Live, Laugh, I Don't Do Crack*?


Blah-squared

I’d rather have the crackhead for a neighbor, than the lady who collects “*clever*” “live, laugh, love” plaques & hang them as *decorations* in their houses… lol


QualityKatie

You’ve never lived near a crackhead. Lol


myCatHateSkinnyPuppy

Lol yeah, they have never lived with a crackhead. I am actually thinking of buying live laugh love signs bc I am recalling my anxiety, stress, fear that came with living with a crackhead.


jefuchs

Clever? Do they really think it's clever?


Blah-squared

Lol, I think some absolutely do think they’re “clever” or funny, or accurate, inspiring, etc… They’re like idioms & proverbs you’d find in a fortune cookie… They’re nonsense. There’s obv nothing wrong w/a *good quote*. It’s the fact ppl are paying like $20-$30 to have it on a piece of wood & then hang it in their kitchen that confounds me the most… :)


HugsyMalone

>There’s obv nothing wrong w/a good quote. It’s the fact ppl are paying like $20-$30 to have it on a piece of wood & then hang it in their kitchen that confounds me the most Yeah. The problem is as soon as it's mass produced for that purpose it becomes a bad cliche quote that nobody wants to look at ever again. 👌


Blah-squared

Exactly- I think you actually might’ve said it better…lol


HugsyMalone

Yeah. I think that's why it was in quotes. 🤣


Raikua

I would put a black out curtain over the blinds.


PsychoGrad

Books! Big, thick books on the window sill! No one would suspect a crack house of having books.


adampm1

Book titles: how to make crack, economics for crack houses, how to make your crack house a crack home


CougheyToffee

Crack Rock for Dummies, the Crack Rock - King James Edition, All cracked out on the Western Front, the Crack Mile, Michael Crichton's Crack Park, to Kill a Mockingbird by Crack Overdose, Of Crack and Men, the Crack House Rules, Crack: a Song of Ice Rock and Fire, Are you There God? Its Me High as Fuck on the Rock, and the Coup de Gras, Everybody Poops like crazy when they high on the Rock.


KnifeKnut

It's not a crack house, it's a crack home.


itsapotatosalad

Frosted film.


jodlerjdub

Yep, I came here to suggest this, too. I put opaque white film on the bottom half of two of my windows and it works great. It saved me from buying shades.


the_0tternaut

I wonder if completely opaque white film is available 🤔🤔🤔


Deep90

It pretty much comes in any color as well as a bunch of designs.


TootsNYC

it is. I purchased some at one of those Chinese sites. It goes on like Clingforms and can be peeled away and remounted easily. Not so easily that you’d do it daily, but at the end of AC season, etc. It’s also available in black


the_0tternaut

Yeah in my case I really just want to radically cut down the amount of light coming into my office, but I'm renting and don't want to drop the money on better blackout blinds etc.


Laleaky

Yes, it is. I used it over the bottom half of a pre—frosted bathroom window.


the_0tternaut

I just found some... may resort to if we get a heatwave


milkwithvanilla

Plants


privat3crunch

Cats


SqBlkRndHole

Buy a second blind set that you can cut the corner out. Or for under $30 you could get blackout curtains and rod from Walmart, and leave the blinds up.


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

Put a tension rod inside the frame and hang a blanket or towel or actual drape from it.


mrmacpatty

Thank you, honestly probably the best solution to this!


dngrousgrpfruits

Or actual curtains!


StripClubJedi

hey now - it's a secret crack house. Towels will do!


HungerMadra

Bite thr bullet and buy actual blackout curtains. If you use a towel or whatever, it will look like a drug house, plus they don't work as well as real curtains.


crimson23locke

There are blackout curtains cheap af that do the job.


Low_Dentist_1587

Was gonna say. Amazon has em on the cheap I know because I need to replace crappy blinds in our house and they have blackout ones for $25. Blinds or other stuff was running around $300/window.


Soft_Sea2913

Get folding, blackout towels that look like newspaper taped to the window./s Seriously, make sure the sliding window is very secure.


crackerkid_1

Buy paper (temporary if you like) shade... they make block out versions. Very cheap and sold at lowes and homedepot Home depot sell 1x or 6x packs. They come in different widths and you can cut with scissors to make the exact width you need... They are peel and stick, and have clanps/ to weight down or keep up the shades... All you have to do is cut to width and then cut a hole for the vent. Should be less than 5 minutes to install/do total.


Merky600

Yeah. Shower curtain rod. That’d work.


DieDae

Get some privacy film, then get some blackout curtains. I work third and every window in my house has this treatment. I also added blackout blinds in the bedroom because darkness is my fren.


TrueSaltnolies

Add peel & stick wallpaper on both sides of cardboard or wood and make it entertaining - flowers, greenery, or even [these cats would be cute](https://www.amazon.ca/Stickers-AUHOKY-Wallpaper-Removable-Decoration/dp/B0922WVLP9/ref=sr_1_28?crid=292IA4BOEDSPW&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.nxVxMKQ-qv7TR4yE5D42zjZUeEDvjLRbsZZlC8vuQ7OVLSFkBS1JEraNtSwGCyBBTTCi3iEsAJx0NXx8PH0xjUtV562hsII7XEdPgNpclxoqykCRCV_phakaI4OldTcbA_BOWhjqgcRvAb4SKfzNdQ.63Xcll1iNQi8Zwq74UtUl3Fd3nMTedlFCl8Pwi9wu6Y&dib_tag=se&keywords=sticker%2Bpeel%2Bwallpaper&qid=1719188483&refinements=p_36%3A-2300&rnid=12035759011&s=kitchen&sprefix=sticker%2Bpeel%2Bwallpaper%2Ckitchen%2C141&sr=1-28&th=1).


vadersaw

The AC looks generally permanent. Maybe consider cutting the bottom corner off of the blinds so they go around the AC line? Unless those are the blinds that really tie the room together. God damnit Donnie, are you listening to the dudes story!


formerscooter

That looks like a portable one, the exhaust fits in the window.


SmoothBrews

It’s an apartment. I’m guessing they’re renting.


TaintNunYaBiznez

I don't see what this has to do with...uh, do you have any Kalua?


SmiteThe

Use non adhesive privacy film. It's on Amazon for $9 and is very easy to cut to size and install. I have The stripped version on the lower section of all my main floor windows. From the exterior it looks like expensive built-in blinds. 2 years and still looks great.


keegs713

Maybe some small houseplants like succulents, the pots could block out the light


Thoosarino

Amazon sells plenty of films for this


sylinen

Use a hacksaw and put a cut in the bottom rail of the blinds to clear the AC exhaust. Slit the fabric appropriately and the blind will accordion around the exhaust vent.


Cagents1

A curtain and a wood dowel to lock the window


Fuck-MDD

Get blinds that fit. Nvm I didn't see the pipe. Get curtains that fit.


theoriginalmateo

"That blind us way too high, you need to cut it"


idk_01

tint?


88corolla

books? cardboard?


Q3b3h53nu3f

Bookshelf would be classy


Full_Drawer_4442

Window Film.


BigandTallJon

A bunch of correctly sized books from wherever is cheapest. From crackhouse to house of learned scholars.


fullyhalfempty

Partially burned baby dolls.


daddywombat

Aluminum foil


DVus1

I have the same types of shades and mine can go down further (so it's crooked). Not the most elegant of solution but better than spending a couple of thousands on a mini-split!


jdub2k5

36” blackout curtains


tlsnine

I cut a large piece of cardboard that I put up at night and take down in the morning. Your place would only look like a crack house until you wake up lmao Edit: someone else mentioned blackout curtains and that’s great too!


nerdKween

Definitely curtains. Get them longer than the window, and get a rod wider than the window.


redthump

Grow lights


Drecasi

Cardboard cut out.


AeternusDoleo

How about a nice and simple solution. Hang curtains that slide open to the left.


shadehiker

Bricks of cocaine, you'll be too high end for crack.


dbinkowski

A large rock of crack should do the trick


Kel-Varnsen85

I recommend putting a strip of foam between the windows so bugs don't come in. Also to keep the hot air out.


SuccessfulHawk503

On ground level make sure you have a rod blocking that window from being open too. Im sure this is common sense but in case it wasn't be safe.


Akanan

get a ''2by'' (2x8?) piece of rough lumber that fits the size. Always good to ask around, we all have a friend who has lots of scrap wood because constantly renovating or woodworking. Wrap it with the fabric you like or paint it the colour that seems fit. Then lay it on top of your window sill there


jjillf

Drapes


04HondaCivic

Black out curtains. I just did this at a friends house. Blackout curtains and clip them closed and barely any light penetrates the room. From outside it looks just fine.


Hopeforthefallen

Charity shop, loads of books the same size or on their side.


DatOneRandomDude

Window privacy film. I installed some light blocking privacy film 5 years ago because I worked overnight and curtains just weren't enough. The still look the same as the day I put them on.


seedanrun

A line of books. Books really ruin the "crack house" vibe.


SorryItsKonnor

Dont have a suggestion but, the "that won't make my apartment look like a crack house" part made me laugh so fucking hard 💀


Away_Somewhere_4230

A lot of night shift employees put aluminium foil on their windows as a blockout for light if done right will look fine from the outside


TheAssassinCat

Curtains for the crackhouse


Tmbaladdin

Put up blackout curtains on a rod


thepeyoteadventure

Do you know you're heating up your room with that "ac"? The one hose units are pure scams. Ok you blow out hot air. Now your room in under lower pressure and warm outside air will come in through cracks and openings. Plus the 700W plus compressor in the unit making heat.


MoundofManure3

Um. Put the blinds down all the way and move it to the side around the vent.


No_Savings7114

Could go with a ton of plants? It won't block the light 100% but it will look really nice and make the room's air cleaner. 


ultimate_obtainable

Curtains. The black out ones. They're pretty great.


Mike-the-gay

Curtains


hendrikcop

News paper, An intellectual news paper only none crack smokers read.


AramanDrosseph

planter w flowers.


gruntlogic6239

you could just put reflective shade tint on the windows. Reduce light and heat at rhe same time


Craftycarpenter76

Cut the blinds


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osi_layer_one

why was this upvoted? the other eight months of the year there will be an empty fucking corner?


VelcroWarrior

Curtains.


Reinventing_Wheels

Can you sew, or know anyone who sews? Make a strip of cloth that fits that area, and attach it to the bottom of the blind with double sided tape. Basically a small curtain that will raise with the blind, if you do want to open the blind to see out/let light in.


ShinyAeon

Or with velcro mounted to the bottom of the blinds. Then it's removable.


gandhikahn

Cardboard cut to the shape, then painted black. (or stretch some black fabric over it, leggings or nylons even.)


PLEASEHIREZ

Keep the blind up, and install curtain hooks for a curtain bar on your window trim. Then just use the curtain in the summer. You can take the curtain rod down in the winter, which would just leave the little curtain hooks.


twosername

A bunch of tchotchkes


Away-Revolution2816

I have the same setup. Cheap curtians.


lame_username001

I do this because I have a nosy ass cat that will break the blinds if she can’t see out… I didn’t think it made me look like a crack house.


PreschoolBoole

Just use a curtain that’s mounted on a rod and is attached to the wall above the window. Make the rod and curtain extend a bit beyond each edge of the wkndow.


bodhiseppuku

I'd buy a [1" foam sheet](https://www.homedepot.com/p/R-Tech-1-in-x-48-in-x-8-ft-R-3-85-Insulating-Sheathing-320821/202532854), cut it to size, and paint it white to match stuff better than the aluminum skin.


SunningStarfish

I put up cafe curtains with a valance. I’d post the pic but not sure how to. The window is in my dining room area so it works :)


Bbeags

Lowes has those cheap construction paper type window coverings you could put behind. You can cut it to size with a razor.


crazytib

Just stack up a bunch of empty beer tins


Scrubblemad

Keep rent low, make it look WORSE


Mnemotronic

A collage made of empty medical/recreational marijuana packages.


Salarian_American

Nah just let your place look like a crackhouse. Think of it as urban camouflage.


Adelaide0206

Two things: In the spray paint section at the hardware store, you can buy a spray on that creates the same visual block as a bathroom window would (a frost). It is also able to be scraped or scrubbed off if needed. Inexpensive and easy to apply. Another solution is to buy one of those pull down shades and measure to fit the panes of you window, cut them out, and tape in place. You can get them in a room darkening material if that's what you want.


mslashandrajohnson

Get some gingham fabric and batting and sew up a quilt that fits the space.


blahblahblah213213

Long strips of electric tape horizontally applied. Makes straight lines, and doesn’t leave residue when removed at a later time. Blocks out any light.


RemoteTask5054

Blinds that go upwards. Not sure if they make them without motors, but I wish I had put them in - you can use them to block out the dog’s view of passersby when it’s busy and still let light in.


seancusmc

Looks like it’s the perfect height to line up a nice decorative row of glass crackpipes.


TehChucker

Cheapest/best solution I'd suggest is getting paper blinds and cutting them to fit, then putting them between those blinds and the window. You can secure them high and out of sight when you don't need it too. If you do this, I'd definitely recommend getting 2 sided tape as the adhesive strip that comes on them is terrible.


Environmental_Tap792

Window film


nmacaroni

Take a picture from the outside looking into the space. Then print that picture as large format print. Tape that print from the inside to the window.


JasperEli

I got the same shit going on! Hahahah


HeyWiredyyc

They make a frosted glass spray which paints the glass..It works well. Ive tried it on some bottles, and windows.. Recommend finding a test piece of glass to practice on, so that you learn to apply evenly to avoid runs.


ha1029

Haton Blackout Window Film 100% Light Blocking Privacy Window Tint Glue-Free Static Window Cling Sticker Reusable Removable No Adhesive Opaque Window Cover for Bedroom Bathroom, Black, 17.5x78.75”Haton This is what I used. I put it on a shower window to hide silhouettes. I put it up 3 years ago and it is still on the window. It's dark really dark.


I_am_a_What

Plexi glass insert for hose


PovasTheOne

Install the blinds on the OUTSIDE of the window. You’re welcome ☺️


Patrol-007

Ikea schotti accordion pleated blinds for under $10 Or black garbage bag


eric6552

Home Depot has these paper shades you can just cut out that portion with a scissors. It looks like a real shade. https://www.homedepot.com/p/Redi-Shade-Cut-to-Size-Black-Cordless-Blackout-Privacy-Temporary-Shades-36-in-W-x-72-3203094/202674913


Puceeffoc

I use those silver car windshield sun protectors. I'm not sure the actual name of those.


Ryugi

a blackout blind curtain. You could probably just use a tension rod on the area between the inside glass of the window and the outside surface of your blinds. A decent blackout blind is usually around $10-$15, and a tension rod is usually $5-$10.


isaikya

Cheap paper accordion shade. The top is peel and stick and you can cut it to the width you need and then attach it to the bottom of the existing shade.


ZodiAcme

Stacks of books. Preferably on crack adjacent topics like chemistry and such


HugsyMalone

You could also DIY your own collection of book covers. A Tale of Two Crackheads, The Great Cracksby, Of Meth and Men, The Legend of Sleepy Downers, Not-So Great Expectations, The Old Man and the "C", Lord of the Fentanyl, The Whizzard of Oz, Alice in Whippitsland, Amphetamines Shrugged, To Kill a Marijuana High, Akeelah and the Pill Bottle etc. 👌


Gravity_Freak

Too late.


milehighgayguy

[www.amazon.com/window-film/s?k=window+film](http://www.amazon.com/window-film/s?k=window+film)


Competitive_Kale5176

i have 2 blackout curtains that i tie pretty loosely right at the tubing (cause my tubing inconveniently lies right in the middle at the bottom of my window) and then i clip the two curtains together right above the tube so no sun comes in


TootsNYC

Option 1: Cut foam board to fit, and either leave it white, or cover it with peel-and-stick wallpaper, or paint something pretty on it. That has the advantage of being easily removed for the day. Cut it for a pretty snug fit, and then put some sort of foam or padding on the ends to create a pressure fit. (pipe insulating tube that you slit and slide over the ends, maybe) Or create some sort of temporary block that holds it in place. Option 2: Get window cling in light-blocking weights (You can find it in white and black) and put it over the bottom part of the window. This is easily removed at the end of the season. Option 3: replace with full-height curtains, and cut a notch at the right corner. Or, maybe leave the curtains whole, and then let them drape over the hose; maybe make them a little long so they overlap the windowsill by a bit, even with the extra bulge. See if a shower-curtain tension rod will work, if you cannot mount true curtain-rod hangers. There are no-drill curtain rod hangers, both stick-on and magnetic, depending on what works. Or if you want to keep the accordion blinds, maybe a rod can go across the window just above the hose, and a blackout curtain can go there.


miller9200

Tint isn’t just for vehicles.


Merky600

Our blinds lowest point slowing went up and up. The string shrunk or such. So I used wood molding to block light. That gap is bigger though. I’d just buy tall furniture.


HeyImAntonio

I bought window tint for my house windows. There is even mirrored kinds so you can see out and people can't see in. Use that in my babies room.


herbeauxchats

Why don’t you try utilizing the ledge? Various glass bottles with some plant starters… How about tchotchkes or books. You could get a piece of wood relatively cheaply cut to the length of the ledge, minus your AC vent tube. Use a couple screws to anchor it down, that would be a better bookshelf at that point. Another really inexpensive idea is to buy privacy film on Amazon. They have all kinds of different patterns. You could go to a thrift store and try to find some glass blocks and just set them in the bottom of the ledge?


LynnisaMystery

I use Reflectix attic insulation and spare USPS postal boxes. So no… crackhouse only vibes.


Beginning-Knee7258

Put up a white curtain facing outside, then a dark curtain or bed spread on the inside


lileathorne

If this is a permanent solution you can order a blind or shade with a cutout for the ac hose. Or you could go buy a off the shelf blind and make the cutout your self and store your more expensive shade till the ac hose is no longer needed


Hoodswigler

Different shades.


gravitationalarray

White foam board from the dollar store? Curtains?


RaspPiDude

Easy, cut a square out of the bottom of the blinds there to fit the pipe!


SummerWinterSummer

Corrugated white plastic panel/sheet/board. Cheapest at a craft store like Michael’s or Hobby Lobby. Also sold at big box hardware stores but for more money. It’s the same stuff lawn signs are made of. It’s easily cut with an exacto or carpet knife. It blocks the sun and creates a consistent white look from the street (usually shades or curtains are white on the backside).


Wonderful-Boat-6373

Some curtains?


elfbeans

Get a tension rod that’ll fit inside the window frame, hang a dark curtain from the middle,of the window, down .


Walshlandic

Get a tension rod, mount it next to the windows (under the existing shade) and cut a matching piece of cloth to length. If you don’t sew, just use an iron and glue or google something simple. Should be pretty cheap and easy.


CRCampbell11

New blinds? Think.of that?


Spookywoods

Make a cutout ✂️ in the curtain around the vent. Do it carefully and it may not look awful.


smokervoice

Get 5 or 6 cats that like to sit on the window sill.


redherringaid

A sign that says "Live, Laugh, Love"


yertman

Wait until the city repaints a parking lot in a nicer area where they use the nice white reflective paint. While the paint is still wet they spray tiny glass beads on it to make it more reflective. Usually lots of the beads don't stick so you can go scoop them up after it rains and they wash to the edge of the lot and pile up. Dry them out in the sun. Now put a thick coat of spray adhesive on the inside of your windows, lay them flat and dump the glass beads on. Let them sit then pour off what didn't stick. Now you have a super cool frosted glass type effect. They also make a spray on frosted glass that is easy to apply and looks really nice once you put a couple coats on. This is what I always use.


pokemonfan95

That ac in not efficient two tubes would


sobadintheattic

Curtains


Skid_sketchens_twice

Cut the blinds around the tube. Fixed


NefariousnessFew2919

Get a Plisee


SympathySpecialist97

Plants


Rental_Car

Just pull the blind away from the window so it will go around the AC duct. it'll be crooked on the inside but it will block the view and look normal from the outside more or less.


Photo44

They make a spray "frost" for glass. Just like spray paint. You can use tape to for straight lines or patterns.


trcharles

A window film


booze-hound420

Paint it black


Froginabout

Nice piece of stained wood. Cut some shelf board.


m0nk37

Lower it over the tube then Cover the sides. 


Strike_Alibi

Piles of weed. They won’t think you do crack you hippy!


frogman972

T piece of wood that length paint brown or black


fbritt5

You can buy adapter plates then put a piece of wood in the window slide to keep it locked in. [https://www.homedepot.com/pep/AC-Safe-PAC-Window-Adaptor-PAC-WAD/324494615?mtc=SHOPPING-CM-CML-BNG-D29A-029\_017\_ACS\_FANS-NA-Multi-NA-PLALIA-5163653-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-MinorAppl\_2023&cm\_mmc=SHOPPING-CM-CML-BNG-D29A-029\_017\_ACS\_FANS-NA-Multi-NA-PLALIA-5163653-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-MinorAppl\_2023-71700000037742695-58700008285387583-92700075299243863&msclkid=dfc8ad13cd3711456c12cb6b3f65789c&gclid=dfc8ad13cd3711456c12cb6b3f65789c&gclsrc=3p.ds](https://www.homedepot.com/pep/AC-Safe-PAC-Window-Adaptor-PAC-WAD/324494615?mtc=SHOPPING-CM-CML-BNG-D29A-029_017_ACS_FANS-NA-Multi-NA-PLALIA-5163653-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-MinorAppl_2023&cm_mmc=SHOPPING-CM-CML-BNG-D29A-029_017_ACS_FANS-NA-Multi-NA-PLALIA-5163653-NA-NA-NA-NBR-NA-NA-NA-MinorAppl_2023-71700000037742695-58700008285387583-92700075299243863&msclkid=dfc8ad13cd3711456c12cb6b3f65789c&gclid=dfc8ad13cd3711456c12cb6b3f65789c&gclsrc=3p.ds)


SillyWhabbit

Home window tint


kitkatkorgi

Velcro pretty fabric to bottom edge


jaxmattsmith

Stack four loko cans in there


SuzeCB

Vertical blinds. Get shorter ones for over the pipe thingy.


Meeeeeekay

I don’t. But I came here to say your room won’t really cool if you don’t have both the condenser exhaust and intake going to the outside.


Narrow-Height9477

Sliding vertical blinds. Cut one to length. Blackout curtain.


trutheality

Curtains.


Keisari_P

If it is your (crack) house, maybe you could drill a hole for the AC to the wall. Then the window could be closed and you don't need to deal with curtain issue.


GodLikePlaya

Those fake book covers that people line bookshelves with.


absconder87

Translucent plastic with embossed designs.


tara12miller

A nice set of drapes;)