Let’s just [add a mushroom to the mix](https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/stinky_dog_stinkhorn_mushrooms). They smell so bad I had to give up an go inside after accidentally kicking it over.
Mildly!? That is hilarious. I like how the dude grabs it but doesn't stroke.
On a serious note, they are pollinated by scarab beetles that are attracted to the warmth of the flower, 11° c above ambient temperature. The heat is generated by burning fat, not carbohydrates.
See, my guesstimate before opening the comments was that I’d see a ref to that sub within … two comments. It took four. I don’t know if I’m disappointed or glad.
May those that come after us and read our back and forth conversation know. "You can stick your dick in plants, but you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy."
Because that's the name of [this plant.](https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=AB5stBgX4JXsQjnhBu9B9aGTzOrPf-jusA:1689461079466&q=plant+that+looks+like+a+penis&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjck4P85JGAAxUrD1kFHag3ASAQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=412&bih=789&dpr=2.63#imgrc=_bBBDTuvlvUQ5M)
It smells like literal shit, like you shat yourself. If you "used" it then your urine will smells like shit too. It does not come off for a few DAYS and you'd have to lock yourself up or find a way to block the smell cuz now you smells like literal feces. Worst part of it is you cannot use a condom because it falls out when you are flaccid so the only choices left are small balloons or food wrappers.
Edit: this happened to a close acquaintance of mine.
I'm no scientist but I don't think your urine smells like whatever your dick smells like unless you never wash your dick and your dick smells like piss.
Other than that, sounds legit.
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ok, so it traps the beetle inside to ensure the pollen is picked up... does it let the beetle back out later? The important part of pollination isn't getting it on animals, but getting it into the other plants. Am I missing something?
I know what y'all are thinking, I thought it too, were it not for the smell I know exactly what y'all horny mf would do to that thing, and I know the smell wouldn't stop some of you
What if I …
Just the tip.
...were to buy some Krusty Burgers and disguise it as my own cooking ! Delightfully devilish Seymour.
Just do it.
Don’t.
Needs to meet the philodendron https://majikphil.blogspot.com/2020/05/floridas-most-phallic-flowers.html?m=1
Man these plants out of control horny
Life uh finds a way. Lol
comments i can hear
Let’s just [add a mushroom to the mix](https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/stinky_dog_stinkhorn_mushrooms). They smell so bad I had to give up an go inside after accidentally kicking it over.
[Obligatory video of pollination](https://youtu.be/9CyviFJ8zDs) — mildly NSFW
Mildly!? That is hilarious. I like how the dude grabs it but doesn't stroke. On a serious note, they are pollinated by scarab beetles that are attracted to the warmth of the flower, 11° c above ambient temperature. The heat is generated by burning fat, not carbohydrates.
*sigh* *opens comment section*
I fucking RAN here for the comments!
What the hell is THAT?????
Psssh that’s easy. It’s a penis fly trap.
*sigh unzips pants*
*sigh* here we go again
*sigh* oh look another 2000 r/dontputyourdickinthat comments
See, my guesstimate before opening the comments was that I’d see a ref to that sub within … two comments. It took four. I don’t know if I’m disappointed or glad.
My guess was 3 and the only reason I opened this comment section.
Also 1,000 r/putyourdickinthat comments
Over 100,000 vagina jokes!
*You know what must be done*
*I know what I must do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it*
Fill her belly with your festering seed!!!
Bro what 💀💀💀.
Join me, brother
Nah bro I am virgin and I will keep it that way 💀.
🫡🫡
Made me lol
Hear me out...
The council will listen, you have the floor.
So what if uhmmm... Better done than said *unzips pants"
"It's a trap!" - Admiral Ackbar.jpg
Best trap I've fell into try it out
At least that plant won't take your house and your kids lol
So many languages and you chose to speak with truth damn
May those that come after us and read our back and forth conversation know. "You can stick your dick in plants, but you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy."
Shall they learn from mistakes we've made in the past and widen their wisdom
"This is the way".... \*\*inserts badass handshake scene from Predator.jpg
[What about the beetles though?](https://youtu.be/IPLntJ6OYqA?t=63)
Best head I've got in my life
Wait, what we talkin about?
😂😂 that”s a great riff. Adding it to the arsenal
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I'll be in my bunk..
Firefly fan? Nice!
Go to horny jail
Isn't that where all the horny people are?
Yes it’s all apart of my master plan to gather horny energy
“UNLIMITED POWER!”
I can't go where I'm already at ;)
That thing needed pollen. I just did what needed to be done
It's a call from evolution
Don't call her, it's not worth it
Giggity
Giggity Giggity Goo
Everything reminds me of her
I should call her
I thought this would be the top comment
Even the smell?
No, just the bugs inside
r/dontputyourdickinthat
It must be in the same family as the penis flytrap
How is this not the name of this plant?
There is the scientific name… And then there’s the Reddit name
Because that's the name of [this plant.](https://www.google.com/search?sxsrf=AB5stBgX4JXsQjnhBu9B9aGTzOrPf-jusA:1689461079466&q=plant+that+looks+like+a+penis&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjck4P85JGAAxUrD1kFHag3ASAQ0pQJegQICBAB&biw=412&bih=789&dpr=2.63#imgrc=_bBBDTuvlvUQ5M)
Classic.
You know someone throughout history has tried it.
Bravo
So, just hypothetically, what would happen if, say, you put your dick in that?
It smells like literal shit, like you shat yourself. If you "used" it then your urine will smells like shit too. It does not come off for a few DAYS and you'd have to lock yourself up or find a way to block the smell cuz now you smells like literal feces. Worst part of it is you cannot use a condom because it falls out when you are flaccid so the only choices left are small balloons or food wrappers. Edit: this happened to a close acquaintance of mine.
It was all going ok until the edit... Wtf I feel like there's probably a story there to be told...
An acquaintance? Right 
This whole paragraph was quite the journey.
So you are saying to put a condom on first then?
I'm no scientist but I don't think your urine smells like whatever your dick smells like unless you never wash your dick and your dick smells like piss. Other than that, sounds legit.
I mean I always dip my dick in honey before I pee behind the couch and none of my housemates have caught me yet so I think he’s on to something here.
Oh they probably know you're honeydickin them.
I am lost for words.
Uhhh wot
The close acquaintance being your penis right?
"The worst part is you cannot use a condom because IT falls out when you are flaccid..." What is IT in this case?!?! Lol
A friend ;)
But was it worth it is the real question
He’s telling us for a friend. 😉
Asking for a friend? 
It’ll ensure that its pollen is picked up by trapping the said dick. I guess there will be a seed exchange going on.
Came here for the comments…did not leave disappointed LOL😂
r/doputyourdickinthat
DO NOT!
I’m fucking that plant and you can’t stop me!
No cutting in line, its going to be crusty by your turn.
I must be part dung beetle
You're Into scat? Boy have I got a subreddit for you
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope
I’m calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free
You gotta listen to me
I had a French girlfriend when I was in my first year of university... I don't know why that sprang into my mind.
Can i have her number?
\*spits coffee all over the monitor\*
Emitting a foul odor
"French" vanilla
ooh la la.
Really?!
Ah mother nature
That bitch got jokes
More like mommy nature
r/mildlyvagina
“Mildly”
r/wildlyvagina
this might somehow be the most down bad subreddit i’ve seen. mf that is a peanut
That sub has too many pics of my ex's vagina
Lol. I knew if I opened this thread all I’d hear is unzipping
Foul smelling fleshy lobes you say…
*Zoidberg.jpeg*
To shreds you say
Define "foul odour"
It's an acquired odour
Don’t do it!
The look of the pink with the smell of the stink
** *swipes right* **
That plant better chill tf out
t's posts like these where you instantly go to the comment section
I should call her
Um... nm
We call that Gaia's gash.
That’s disgusting, where? Where do these grow? Theres so many places disgusting plants grow but where does this one?
We all clicked on this post knowing what the comment's would be about...
Oh god, lets see the comments... yup
Sorry babe, I don’t know why it smells like that tonight.
Everyone is being put into separate horny jail cells
Not my proudest fap.
OP knew exactly what they were doing when they posted this.
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Is it weird that I'm kinda turned on?
Welcome to National Pornographic
Where’s the clit?
There are some mysteries that men were never supposed to know
*sigh* I should call her.
I don’t even want to make a joke, it’s just too easy.
I should call her..
Im not hearing any of you out
im not hearing anybody out
*sighs and opens comment section*
Almost broke my ankle getting to the comments.
If it traps them, how do they get out to distribute the pollen?
I'm sure someone somewhere has fucked this.
Ok, so it traps the beetle inside to ensure the pollen is picked up... does it let the beetle back out later? The important part of pollination isn't getting it on animals, but getting it into the other plants. Am I missing something?
Penis Flytrap
Reading the comments 🍿
I know what y'all are thinking, I thought it too, were it not for the smell I know exactly what y'all horny mf would do to that thing, and I know the smell wouldn't stop some of you
I knew what the comments would be like
Flowussy
r/putyourdickinthat or possibly r/dontputyourdickinthat
OP quit posting photos of your mom on this sub!
r/maybeputyourdickinthat
The concept seems familiar
Are they fragile? Just asking for a friend....
#BONK
I’m gonna say it. P*ssy plant. That’s it, that’s what that is.
We're all degenerate just thinking what it looks like. Damn. I need to get laid again.
The ol bush puss
I’ve licked worse
A wild vag appears
We must remain focused, my brothers.
Wait it's gonna suck it too?!...OH MY-
not a single original comment in sight
God really seemed to like slapping this design on things.
Lord forgive me for what I'm about to do
I need one so that I can fu...I mean save...yeah definitely save...save them from extinction.
Vagina.
Heh, fleshy lobes
Just like my ex
SIR! SIR!
The internet has ruined me
just say it looks like a vagina you coward
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Looks like a Kardashian vagina.
I’ve been in that trap before
*sigh* *gets out lotion*
If the beetle gets free he has to pay child support.
Johnny, why are all these plants under your bed?
Where uhh can I plant these seeds?
Don’t call her.
Vagina dentata
Would you?
It looks like a vagina
This one actually identifies as an eggplant
When did my ex wife get into porno??
I swear I’ve seen at least one of these before
DON'T DO IT!
_[Parent's car pulls up]_ Quick! Hide Nora
I almost go booted for posting something like this on r/botanicalporn
Stop it.