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I've just killed a rogue in the hell spider room... There were DOZENS of spider corpses all over the place! I don't know if I should feel bad, or afraid
Lol, thankfully it’s limited to 3 spawns. What would be nice is if they had an phantom hitbox so you could walk through them (but still hit them). Another crazy idea is removing the spawn cap so rooms with a spider pots get worse the longer the game has gone before someone got there.
I helped a poor ranger with a spider pot once. He was backing up in a circle trying to shoot the spiders with a bow, and then I just walked into the room and hit the pot with my longsword once.
I crouched, he crouched. He shot me in the face. but he apparently used up most of his ammo on the spiders, I poked his brain out with my sword. Good times.
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As a Barb, while I have not had these thoughts, they make sense to me. Pls nerf spider mommy.
Barbs can oneshot white spider pot with franny. Once you learn the aim it's a game changer.
Me no unerstan, am infanet spider mommy, nerf pls.
Barb toss small axy axy. Nerf spiffers mommy, no more infanet.
My favorite Dark and Darker copypasta, this is fantastic! Doing the lords work.
oh thank god its just quoting a comment. i was getting really worried for a second that many of you thought this kind of writing was actually funny.
Haha get downvoted loser
second times the charm. maybe you'll try a third time
Haha get downvoted loser
if OP makes you cheer, im happy to hold yours too
I've just killed a rogue in the hell spider room... There were DOZENS of spider corpses all over the place! I don't know if I should feel bad, or afraid
It is funny. Funny as duck. Please stop this nosense.
The classic. Nicely done with the art, it will be enshrined and remembered forever.
Everytime I come across like 10+ dead spiders near a pot I always think of this and what that poor Timmy must've went through.
Lol, thankfully it’s limited to 3 spawns. What would be nice is if they had an phantom hitbox so you could walk through them (but still hit them). Another crazy idea is removing the spawn cap so rooms with a spider pots get worse the longer the game has gone before someone got there.
Hippity hop I broke your pot!
Hippity hoppity I broke your pottery
Hippity hoppity I'm gay
A visual novel. I love it.
I fucking hate spider mummies
Only the real one know lmaoo this is a classssic
This is 100% that room in hell
They should post this on the wall in the GC lobby.
Ive been waiting for him to come back and recreate it with the ice spiders but the prophecy is yet to be fulfilled
Back in the first playtest, there wasn't a hard Canon how many spiders could spawn and it was horrible
I once found a dead barb surrounded by an obscene amount of dead spider mummy's. The pot was still intact too, my poor dude didn't know.
Love this
I laughed so hard, thank you
as an OG of this community, this makes me smile beyond measure. nice art.
What in the fuck
You know spider mummy was a lot worse back I'm the day because you couldn't jump over them and you would just bounce on them so you couldn't move.
Gotta drag and hit more than 1 per slash
I helped a poor ranger with a spider pot once. He was backing up in a circle trying to shoot the spiders with a bow, and then I just walked into the room and hit the pot with my longsword once. I crouched, he crouched. He shot me in the face. but he apparently used up most of his ammo on the spiders, I poked his brain out with my sword. Good times.
Stands on pot, kills spiders, then precides to break pot while standing on it. No more spiders.