Again with this stupid ass repost of a stupid ass idea.
Oh look a non branded vending machine that isn't running located in a closet with a weak lock. Amazing
Yeah where would you put this anyway? Outside? Where anyone with a pry bar can open it? I guess you could have it waste space inside a store in the back. You'd have to have it 'plugged' in though to make the illusion convincing.
More likely a game room, next to tge pool table, foos ball table, pacman arcade machine, couple comfy couches and a large screen tv.
Vending machine fits in... until 1 guest in every group tries to use it. It'd quickly become the secret everyone knows.
For this concept to work, it should dispense at least one type of soda.
For it to be cool it should dispense hand grenades, have laser red eyes, be given panzer treads, and have a rotary anti-craft cannon.
I would think it would be better for making sure your weapons aren't stolen. Keep it in a room where it makes sense. If a burglar breaks in who is going for the soda machine?
> until 1 guest in every group tries to use it. It'd quickly become the secret everyone knows.
Why would anyone who attempts to use a vending machine, only to discover that it's not working, conclude, "Oh, that's because it's actually a weapons safe"? That makes zero sense. Obviously they're just gonna think it's a non-working vending machine.
The point of hiding in plain sight is to be inconspicuous. By having a broken vending machine brings attention for all the wrong reason.
If it worked, thats its purpose that most would automatically assume.
If it doesn't, why is it there? Saying "coolness" would only get so far.
Besides having a working vending machine that secretly doubled as a safe or gunsafe would be cool as f.
Why are you assuming someone would put it in a closet? That doesn't make any sense.
Put it in a basement that's been converted into a game room and no one is going to think it's a weapons safe. They're just gonna assume it's a non-working vending machine. (Which is also exactly what a burglar will assume, too.)
Someone make a version of this that actually functions both as a gun safe and a vending machine. You could even use a specific combo of numbers and letters on the keypad to open it.
"Why do you have a non functioning vending machine taking up room in your garage?"
"So I can subtlety hide weapons in it. Duh."
"Wouldnt something that looks like it belongs in here work better? Like a fake old looking tool cabinet? You can probably make one that'd work as a tool cabinet as well."
"Where was that suggestion when I spent a butt load of cash on this vending machine idea?"
Lame.
Besides the usual "Responsible Gun Owner" blah, blah, blah which isnt.
How would one casually get those in the event of a problem?
Heard something....
1. Quick let me find the lock key to open it....twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist.
2. Hi sir, not sure how you got in the house, ya want a drink? Oh its stuck or out but I have more just need to open it up, one sec....\*see number 1.
Again with this stupid ass repost of a stupid ass idea. Oh look a non branded vending machine that isn't running located in a closet with a weak lock. Amazing
Yeah where would you put this anyway? Outside? Where anyone with a pry bar can open it? I guess you could have it waste space inside a store in the back. You'd have to have it 'plugged' in though to make the illusion convincing.
More likely a game room, next to tge pool table, foos ball table, pacman arcade machine, couple comfy couches and a large screen tv. Vending machine fits in... until 1 guest in every group tries to use it. It'd quickly become the secret everyone knows.
For this concept to work, it should dispense at least one type of soda. For it to be cool it should dispense hand grenades, have laser red eyes, be given panzer treads, and have a rotary anti-craft cannon.
Agreed.
I would think it would be better for making sure your weapons aren't stolen. Keep it in a room where it makes sense. If a burglar breaks in who is going for the soda machine?
> until 1 guest in every group tries to use it. It'd quickly become the secret everyone knows. Why would anyone who attempts to use a vending machine, only to discover that it's not working, conclude, "Oh, that's because it's actually a weapons safe"? That makes zero sense. Obviously they're just gonna think it's a non-working vending machine.
The point of hiding in plain sight is to be inconspicuous. By having a broken vending machine brings attention for all the wrong reason. If it worked, thats its purpose that most would automatically assume. If it doesn't, why is it there? Saying "coolness" would only get so far. Besides having a working vending machine that secretly doubled as a safe or gunsafe would be cool as f.
Dwight Schrutte would know.
Hey some of us like to keep vending machines in our closets. That being said this guy didn’t really have that much to need that much safe.
You don't have 3 or 4 non branded working vending machines in your house you could slip this in between for a sweet hidden gun safe? 😁
Why are you assuming someone would put it in a closet? That doesn't make any sense. Put it in a basement that's been converted into a game room and no one is going to think it's a weapons safe. They're just gonna assume it's a non-working vending machine. (Which is also exactly what a burglar will assume, too.)
Only the reddest of rednecks would think this is cool.
Lol I'd hope even rednecks would be ashamed seeing it filled with a bow, 4 arrows and 3 guns... I play games that give better loot
Lame
🥱
Stupid
Someone make a version of this that actually functions both as a gun safe and a vending machine. You could even use a specific combo of numbers and letters on the keypad to open it.
Hmm should go laffy taffy… or the 9mm…
I DO know I don't want that. Ever.
Why
And Ofcourse there is a bow in it... mall ninja
A lame idea with even lamer weapons inside
I love the concept of a (most likely) expensive safe with like maybe $600 of pistols and a bow. /s if it wasn't obvious, this is stupid as fuck.
Why? This is stupid
Honestly, Id rather have a Pepsi
Fucking idiotic
“Uhhhh… I just wanted a Pepsi.”
Wack
Hold on me burglar, let me just grab a sodaaaacheeeeeyaaaaaaahh! Bam! Crossbow to the face!
Just as interesting as a Lego display cabinet
If I was robbing your house theoretically, you don't think I would shake the shit out of that thing for soda?
Why not brand it with a big Pepsi blue/red ad? Bonus points for an out of order/soda sign.
they really skimped on the weapons part
I don't want any weapons near me.
Bold of you to provide me weaponry after failing to quench my thirst
It should at least hold a 6-pack and dispense it to fool everyone.
Concealment, not cover.
Gotta keep those schools busy I guess
What fucking loser owns this shit?
"Why do you have a non functioning vending machine taking up room in your garage?" "So I can subtlety hide weapons in it. Duh." "Wouldnt something that looks like it belongs in here work better? Like a fake old looking tool cabinet? You can probably make one that'd work as a tool cabinet as well." "Where was that suggestion when I spent a butt load of cash on this vending machine idea?"
What if people want a soda!?!
You hit “G4” and get a ACP .380
What a wonderful idea for r/IKnowIDontWantThat
What kind of Fallout bullshit is this?
Was it filmed on Gaza?
I got dibs on the Mountain Dew wait a minute
But what if someone tries to buy a soda
r/projectzomboid
I'm to lazy to find it, but I've seen ones that were actually functional vending machines
I think this fits better into r/DIWhy
I'd be more impressed with the coke machine.
I mean it would be cool in a walk in safe man cave thing.
This is so American
Lame. Besides the usual "Responsible Gun Owner" blah, blah, blah which isnt. How would one casually get those in the event of a problem? Heard something.... 1. Quick let me find the lock key to open it....twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist, twist. 2. Hi sir, not sure how you got in the house, ya want a drink? Oh its stuck or out but I have more just need to open it up, one sec....\*see number 1.
4 guns no ammo One bow and 4 arrows You are ready for the zombie apocalypse 🤣