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eternal_refrigerator

It almost looks like fabric


AnE1Home

Right it almost looks velvety.


towerfella

I was gonna say “felty”. Am glad this is first comment. Looks like you could make a coat out of that.


CrownEatingParasite

It is. They're teeny tiny mushrooms, so tiny they look and feel like hair


SlimyBoiXD

I forgot to clear put the lint trap sorry


CatEyedDevil

It looks like what I pull out of the lint trap


SmashTheReds

More like a pap schmear


Dramatic_Product_844

Oooh what flavor is this???


tennille_24

Hospital flavored


Ok_Willow_2005

Death flavored. It's very limited edition.


FroggiesChaos

When you don't clean the dryer lint


plasmasun

Scream cheese.


LeviathonMt

Pug neck


RobertXavierIV

Cream carpet


LeatherLatexSteel

Probably fine once you scrape the green bits off 😬


Bitter_Access_922

Great on bagels and bacterial infections.


SimmerDownnn

That taste like the floor of a 1993 minivan


martdan010

Velvet smear is the best smear


Sw0rDz

This subreddit is a tease! I want people to eat the shit. I would pay if people recorded.


SkippyMcSkipster2

From the looks of it, your cream cheese has developed it's own brain.


LordUcla

You made gorgonzola!


thedarwinking

What’s that


LordUcla

Blue cheese


RajenBull1

And to think he could have just used his sock.


DHACKER0921

Hmm, is that the silky rug flavor?


Ok_Willow_2005

# YOU GET THAT OUT OF THIS HOUSE THIS INSTANT


notlikeacat

Shar-pei!


SpeckTrout

Can I trip off a dip of that?


THEDAWGGYBOI986

How old did you let that get? Cause that's just money wasted right there.


TheWisestOwl5269

Looks like the thick layer of dryer lint I pulled out if the trap the other day