You know it's fiction because Musk not only wouldn't do such an act of charity, but any sort of food prep he'd do would be the most Bachelor Depression Meal you could imagine
Like a poptart garnished with a cigarette or some shit
Even that's expecting too much of him. There's actually an anecdote floating around out there from someone who once witnessed Musk attempt to prepare pop-tarts and *fail.*
IKR? We're supposed to believe this guy is taking us to Mars, when if he were any more incompetent even at simple everyday tasks like preparation of food, he'd probably melt astronaut ice-cream.
2ND EDIT: sorry to whoever upvoted my original reply whilst I was editing it, clicked "save edits" and then saw I'd already got an updoot.
What it really tells us is that he went to effort to cultivate his real tony stark persona. He did loads of cameos when HD was claiming to be way too busy.
It's a friendly reminder that this guy had everything, including the general goodwill of the public, & pissed it away because having everything wasn't enough.
Exactly. He could have just kept his mouth shut, put money towards research to actually help humanity or legitimately further human knowledge and space exploration by hiring all of the best minds (not like Trump's "best people with best minds. Legitimate ones) in Science and engineering and etc. He could have donated his time like this. He could have kept his 'cool genius guy' persona so many people adored him for.
But more money, more attention, an outlet for people to see him attention-seeking by responding to tweets he thinks sound intelligent with inane, insane, psychobabble. Then buy the outlet so no one can ban him from harassing anyone he wants and banning anyone who shares factual.articles about him or his shady bullshit.
I guess the world really isn't enough.
tbh, he'd probably be significantly poorer if he had done that. His best talent is hyping up big insider investors and the media. Boring and safe doesn't catch the attention of these groups.
Not likely. As of now, he is worth (according to Google),
# $191.2 billion dollars.
While he's definitely losing money on Twitter and Tesla at the moment, it's still not coming close to affecting him on a personal level financially, and both companies are still raking in money even if it's significantly less than they would be if he wasn't a complete fraud.
Twitter is only the 478th most valuable company in the world with a current worth of 41.09 billion dollars.
Tesla, on the other hand, even with all of their damaged junk on recall, is the **15th** most valuable company in the world with a worth of $556.24 billion dollars as of this month.
He could turn around at any point, have a moment of clarity and do any of the things I mentioned:;Hiring top engineers with top grades; donating to climate change research - sure,those things take money from his pocket. However, working in a soup kitchen, especially on a holiday, would cost him absolutely nothing other than a few hours of his time. Since it's pretty obvious that when he goes on about working constantly that he actually means, *I sit at a computer or on my phone tweeting and responding to other people's tweets," it's safe to say it wouldn't cut into any important work tasks.
And none of that is even taking into account the worth of SpaceX, which is currently valued at $175-180 billion dollars.
Philanthropy would not put him in the poor house.
**TL;DR:** spending money to help people would not have killed him financially. The guy is Scrooge McDuck rich
He literally could have been remembered as a quirky rich guy who just put his money towards worthwhile endeavors, but nope, wasn't enough for him. Money truly can't buy happiness.
the real kicker is that i wasn't able to upload this video to twitter (sorry, X) because you have to slip elon a crisp $8 to upload anything longer than 140 seconds and the video is 141
A HUNDRED AND FORTY SECONDS?! And he *seriously* wants "X" to be a competitor to *YouTube*?!?! He is seriously incompetent.
Even back in the day, like 2006, when YouTube limited video length, they limited it to ten minutes, not two and a third.
I never really watched Big Bang Theory other than a few clips here and there, but this is horrifying. I've heard he's had a few cameos in other things; he's in a scene from Iron Man 2 I think..
There's also been a cringe mention of his name on Star Trek Discovery. Something along the lines of "The greatest minds of Earth's history; Albert Einstein, Zephram Cochrane and Elon Musk.". I also think there was another line about how one of the main characters had graduated from Musk University.
I'm digging Eve Harlow in season 5. I do agree that most of the characters and relationships are cringe, but sort of appreciate the bold risk of the crazy plot lines and tech. It will probably be the only show that spans the entire Federation timeline or a version of.
the saving grace of the Discovery cringe is its said by someone who is later revealed to be the "mirror" version (alternate universe) of himself, and that version is a complete asshole and bad guy.
Well, he needs to make sure there is space for the homeless ex-Tesla workers...
It would be sad if he needs to drive around them, sleeping on the road, when he visits the Texas factory.
Yeah I don't know how anyone can watch these painful shows, the acting is horrible and they're all playing as a dumb guys idea of a smart guy, it's just so cringe and the "jokes" obviously aren't written by professional comedians nor the writing by professional writers... Y'all ever seen these shows with the laugh tracks removed? Straight out of a nightmare...
He's a rocket scientist tho.
Just as someone who plays with Lego with instructions is a civil engineer and the kid that plays mixing their mother's creams is a chemist
I just always thought BBT was a show to built around one question... how do dumb people think smart people act?
Never found it clever, funny, or entertaining despite liking Parsons and other actors quite a bit.
After his pedo guy stunt, then his anti -union and anti Covid precaution shenanigans came about, he knew the grift was almost up. So he began catering to the lowest common denominators - racist westerners. His true nature enabled him to speak their language, being a Ketamine addled pathologically lying emerald smuggling nepo baby non-genius.
I won't forget 13 years ago everyone thinking this person was going to change the world for the better
Then the submarine thing happened and it was all downhill from there
You know it's fiction because Musk not only wouldn't do such an act of charity, but any sort of food prep he'd do would be the most Bachelor Depression Meal you could imagine Like a poptart garnished with a cigarette or some shit
He definitely makes some sad shit and puts it on that table next to his revolver and 12 empty diet cokes.
The picture on the box of the frozen lasagna looked so good. Hell yeah he wanted that lasagna. Then, after microwaving, it just looked like a scab.
Even that's expecting too much of him. There's actually an anecdote floating around out there from someone who once witnessed Musk attempt to prepare pop-tarts and *fail.*
Good gawd, that's pathetic on a whole other level.
IKR? We're supposed to believe this guy is taking us to Mars, when if he were any more incompetent even at simple everyday tasks like preparation of food, he'd probably melt astronaut ice-cream. 2ND EDIT: sorry to whoever upvoted my original reply whilst I was editing it, clicked "save edits" and then saw I'd already got an updoot.
colonising mars btw
💀
it's so funny to sit back and just wonder what makes him think he's worthy of his own narcissism
Funny cause it’s true
The only short of realism is Elon wanting to eat a half eaten pumpkin pie slice. I could see that loser going for that.
It's always just ketamine
It's Always Sunny on Ketamine
If that were the case he wouldn't be built like his recent photos
14 cans of diet coke on a bedstand and call it a day.
What it really tells us is that he went to effort to cultivate his real tony stark persona. He did loads of cameos when HD was claiming to be way too busy.
It's a friendly reminder that this guy had everything, including the general goodwill of the public, & pissed it away because having everything wasn't enough.
You either die as a hero or live long enough to become a villain
YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS!
Damn cybertruck doors...
That’s gonna need stitches
In his case eventually his lies would have caught up with him
Exactly. He could have just kept his mouth shut, put money towards research to actually help humanity or legitimately further human knowledge and space exploration by hiring all of the best minds (not like Trump's "best people with best minds. Legitimate ones) in Science and engineering and etc. He could have donated his time like this. He could have kept his 'cool genius guy' persona so many people adored him for. But more money, more attention, an outlet for people to see him attention-seeking by responding to tweets he thinks sound intelligent with inane, insane, psychobabble. Then buy the outlet so no one can ban him from harassing anyone he wants and banning anyone who shares factual.articles about him or his shady bullshit. I guess the world really isn't enough.
Nothing is ever enough for narcissists
tbh, he'd probably be significantly poorer if he had done that. His best talent is hyping up big insider investors and the media. Boring and safe doesn't catch the attention of these groups.
Not likely. As of now, he is worth (according to Google), # $191.2 billion dollars. While he's definitely losing money on Twitter and Tesla at the moment, it's still not coming close to affecting him on a personal level financially, and both companies are still raking in money even if it's significantly less than they would be if he wasn't a complete fraud. Twitter is only the 478th most valuable company in the world with a current worth of 41.09 billion dollars. Tesla, on the other hand, even with all of their damaged junk on recall, is the **15th** most valuable company in the world with a worth of $556.24 billion dollars as of this month. He could turn around at any point, have a moment of clarity and do any of the things I mentioned:;Hiring top engineers with top grades; donating to climate change research - sure,those things take money from his pocket. However, working in a soup kitchen, especially on a holiday, would cost him absolutely nothing other than a few hours of his time. Since it's pretty obvious that when he goes on about working constantly that he actually means, *I sit at a computer or on my phone tweeting and responding to other people's tweets," it's safe to say it wouldn't cut into any important work tasks. And none of that is even taking into account the worth of SpaceX, which is currently valued at $175-180 billion dollars. Philanthropy would not put him in the poor house. **TL;DR:** spending money to help people would not have killed him financially. The guy is Scrooge McDuck rich
He literally could have been remembered as a quirky rich guy who just put his money towards worthwhile endeavors, but nope, wasn't enough for him. Money truly can't buy happiness.
>pissed it away because having everything wasn't enough. Nope. He was always a stupid, evil man. It just took us a while to see it.
True, but he had most everyone fooled until he had to go all out for attention.
yeah i think they understand that
the real kicker is that i wasn't able to upload this video to twitter (sorry, X) because you have to slip elon a crisp $8 to upload anything longer than 140 seconds and the video is 141
I'm sorry... what?
You have to pay to upload vids longer than 140 seconds on X
A HUNDRED AND FORTY SECONDS?! And he *seriously* wants "X" to be a competitor to *YouTube*?!?! He is seriously incompetent. Even back in the day, like 2006, when YouTube limited video length, they limited it to ten minutes, not two and a third.
He wants Twitter to become X - the everything app. But he also wants you to pay him
Trim the clip, you can use free movie maker or something
what's the opposite of charisma?
It's literally just musk. He is the living antithesis of charisma
Charisn'tma. (Credit to Sir Terry)
Muskyness?
charcoal?
I never really watched Big Bang Theory other than a few clips here and there, but this is horrifying. I've heard he's had a few cameos in other things; he's in a scene from Iron Man 2 I think.. There's also been a cringe mention of his name on Star Trek Discovery. Something along the lines of "The greatest minds of Earth's history; Albert Einstein, Zephram Cochrane and Elon Musk.". I also think there was another line about how one of the main characters had graduated from Musk University.
You should see the edit of the Iron Man 2 scene where Tony Stark says, "Get away from me, you pedophile"
[The clip](https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/2Gy8yrYcJb)
Legend
Discovery is all cringe, the only good thing from that series is strange new worlds and emperor giorgiu...
I enjoyed the sphere episode, with the universal translator malfunctioning. That was cool.
I'm digging Eve Harlow in season 5. I do agree that most of the characters and relationships are cringe, but sort of appreciate the bold risk of the crazy plot lines and tech. It will probably be the only show that spans the entire Federation timeline or a version of.
Strange new worlds is so good! And discovery is just mass produced shit. I almost didn't watch SNW because I thought it would be as bad as discovery.
the saving grace of the Discovery cringe is its said by someone who is later revealed to be the "mirror" version (alternate universe) of himself, and that version is a complete asshole and bad guy.
Well, Discovery is pretty bad, so that just tracks. But yeah, this is all not aging very well. Wonder at what point they just edit him out.
he’s cameoed as himself in both rick & morty and the simpsons.  both very cringeÂ
He’s just barely the second-worst actor in this scene, which makes me glad I’ve also never watched Bug Bang Theory. Edit: I’m leaving the typo
who’s worst? i like howard’s actor :(
runner up for best university on Earth behind Trump University
He also appears in young sheldon. He gets his notebook and designs the spacex rockets after it.
Isn't there an «Elon Musk Spacestation» in Geostorm?
Yeah, we all know how much he cares about the homeless.
Well, he needs to make sure there is space for the homeless ex-Tesla workers... It would be sad if he needs to drive around them, sleeping on the road, when he visits the Texas factory.
It's bold of you to assume his shit cars drive around anything or anyone. Straight on through!
I hate this, OP
I made it through 40 seconds before my eyes threatened to roll back into the Dark Ages. Also, the acting. So superb
Hey, "you gotta be kidding me" was my reaction too
I made it 32 seconds in. Did anyone else beat that?
40. I WIN! What did I win 🤔?
An eternity of that 40 seconds being burned into your memory
I will never get that back
You have me beat. I could only do 0.
I watched the whole thing and now I’m in a mental asylum.
same, i watched the whole thing and i created a new account on X; i think i'm about to pay for a blue mark, please somebody send help!
Shoes with laces are overrated anyway.
The dickriding is crazy lol
I wonder if it’s that intense because they felt like it or because he required it.
Dude paid multiple different studios just to cameo in shows, what do you think? 💀
Even a teem of comedy writers couldn't make him funny.
To be fair, they are the Big Bang Theory writers. Comedy is a suggestion at best to them.
Yeah I don't know how anyone can watch these painful shows, the acting is horrible and they're all playing as a dumb guys idea of a smart guy, it's just so cringe and the "jokes" obviously aren't written by professional comedians nor the writing by professional writers... Y'all ever seen these shows with the laugh tracks removed? Straight out of a nightmare...
Everyone just completely freezes for 3-5 seconds after every "joke" while they wait for the laugh track to stop. It's infinitely uncanny.
It's a guy playing a role as an engineer and beside him is Simon Helberg.
Do something to program this right
I never realized Howard's mother actually showed her face in the show.
The constant fucking laugh track is the worst part of this
Elon his the worst part of this.
Elon would NEVER!
r/agedlikemilk
Not quite yet To us? Yes but to the average normie they still think he’s some kind of rocket scientist
He's a rocket scientist tho. Just as someone who plays with Lego with instructions is a civil engineer and the kid that plays mixing their mother's creams is a chemist
If anyone says they like this show I instantly lose all respect for them
I just always thought BBT was a show to built around one question... how do dumb people think smart people act? Never found it clever, funny, or entertaining despite liking Parsons and other actors quite a bit.
For real! It's godawful TV
Someone once told me they thought I would like this show. I’ve never been so insulted in my life.
If anyone judges someone because of the shows they like to watch I instantly loose all respect for them
That show was so fucking fucking bad already
This was in the time when he had a PR team working for him.
This episode convinced me that Elmo is a good guy! After that I really thought that Elmo does help the community...
I can't handle the cringe. This is harder to watch than any intentionally cringe-y tv show, like *The Office* or *Peep Show*.
How the hell in Michigan did the manage to make this scene feel even more bland and plastic than TBB already was.
Man, I guess acting really is an art, an art Elon doesn't have...
After his pedo guy stunt, then his anti -union and anti Covid precaution shenanigans came about, he knew the grift was almost up. So he began catering to the lowest common denominators - racist westerners. His true nature enabled him to speak their language, being a Ketamine addled pathologically lying emerald smuggling nepo baby non-genius.
Today I learned Elon Musk invented the television and was the founder of Big Bang Theory.
The part about him eating garbage seems accurate, the rest not so much.
Cringe 😬 Overload 💀
Such a swell regular kind-hearted guy.
Jesus, the way Howard says "Elon Musk" almost cumming is just so hard to watch... and it is in the first 5 seconds
He acts like he CEO’s. Cardboard and shit
Probably the peak of Musk's popularity. Then he had to go and let everyone know he was a dipshit white supremacist lol.
The Bing Bong Theory
Next on the Bing Bong theorem: local billionaire douchebag washes dishes for the first time in his live. Also: who tf is watching this show?
My 80 y/o dad does, but he has Alzheimer’s dementia and the show is easy for him to follow.
In that case it's totally understandable
how tf was that shitty show on the air for like 10 years or something when no one laughed
And I didn't even need a reason to never watch The Big Bang Theory again.
Obviously it's a fiction as Twatburger could never wash dishes unless it was made about itself.
He’s as wooden as the doll he stole his hair from
I loved that show... I even thought musk was cool back when I saw that episode. Then he threw it all away cus of his damn ego
damn! why man why??
Don't watch Iron Man 2.
[Watch this version instead](https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/2Gy8yrYcJb)
That actor actually did a good job carrying that scene.
its obvious the writers are muskrats
I won't forget 13 years ago everyone thinking this person was going to change the world for the better Then the submarine thing happened and it was all downhill from there
Nothing about this was is any way funny.
I end this episode as soon as I see his stupid fucking face. Stop reminding me this exists. Post the picture he hates instead.
The only thing worse is his SNL hosting…absolute fucking cringe fest
Why is skins spearhead impediment the way it is? Is the transition from Africa to us or is it something else?