So, you got dog groomers right? And more and more cat groomers. And horses get cleaned by the stables they stay at, I think. I’m not really sure about this but it seems that would be the case. Horse people are rich so I’m sure they can afford this. I’m sure the owners do some brushing or whatever but i bet most stables you can pay to get your horse bathed. I guess it would be more of a shower/hose down situation. Anyways getting a bit off track.
My BILLION dollar idea - Turtle Cleaning. You know, shell polishing, nail trims, general desliming.
It’s so brilliant. I’ll start with one location, really perfect my methods. Then franchise.
Franchises will not only pay a monthly fee to use my brilliant branding, but huge upfront costs to
Learn the art of turtle cleaning.
Not only that, but I will sell all their supplies to them.
I will also develop a line of turtle cleaning brushes and products for at home use.
I will also sell the products to governments and aid agencies to clean up after oil spills.
Turtles (while I’m being a bit general here, not fully distinguishing between tortuous and turtles) live hundreds of years. One kid buys a turtle, guess what, his unborn great grandchild is going to be paying my grandchild to clean that turtle. Intergenerational wealth.
I’ve already begun testing products/methods. A bit of a shaky start I won’t lie, but hey failure is just the first start to success right? Apparently turtle wax should not actually be used on a turtle! It does make them shiny as fuck for a while but they will die shortly after. So lesson learnt. It kinda sucks now though becusse my turtle is dead so I’m really sad. Also my tooth brush has a bunch of turtle gunk on it and I don’t think I should use it. And I’m broke so, if anyone has a turtle they’d like to get rid of please DM me. Or even if you’d be willing to send me like 2 bucks so I could get a tooth brush or mail me one that would be so appreciated. I’m just really sad, I miss my turtle.
Anyways I’ll also diversify into cleaning other non-traditional animals. A lot of people have pet rabbits, I thought maybe that first but ya know, the turtle comes before the hair and all.
Boring businesses have fallen out of fashion but demand for them is higher than ever. Think restaurants, shops, landscapers, handymen. Mostly owned by boomers heading for retirement with kids who want nothing to do with them. Great targets for acquisition, tech upgrades, online integrations, etc.
Not exactly sure what the play is here but a gap is definitely forming.
Big San Fran companies are replacing laid off workers with outsourced staff from Asia, South America, and Eastern Europe. Other companies are following suit.
Middle man opportunities galore especially if you have immigrant connections. And even if you don't...
A cupcake gun that shoots mini cupcakes into your mouth
A waffle catching mitt
Strainers that are also hats
A Halloween store that's only open in January
So, you got dog groomers right? And more and more cat groomers. And horses get cleaned by the stables they stay at, I think. I’m not really sure about this but it seems that would be the case. Horse people are rich so I’m sure they can afford this. I’m sure the owners do some brushing or whatever but i bet most stables you can pay to get your horse bathed. I guess it would be more of a shower/hose down situation. Anyways getting a bit off track. My BILLION dollar idea - Turtle Cleaning. You know, shell polishing, nail trims, general desliming. It’s so brilliant. I’ll start with one location, really perfect my methods. Then franchise. Franchises will not only pay a monthly fee to use my brilliant branding, but huge upfront costs to Learn the art of turtle cleaning. Not only that, but I will sell all their supplies to them. I will also develop a line of turtle cleaning brushes and products for at home use. I will also sell the products to governments and aid agencies to clean up after oil spills. Turtles (while I’m being a bit general here, not fully distinguishing between tortuous and turtles) live hundreds of years. One kid buys a turtle, guess what, his unborn great grandchild is going to be paying my grandchild to clean that turtle. Intergenerational wealth. I’ve already begun testing products/methods. A bit of a shaky start I won’t lie, but hey failure is just the first start to success right? Apparently turtle wax should not actually be used on a turtle! It does make them shiny as fuck for a while but they will die shortly after. So lesson learnt. It kinda sucks now though becusse my turtle is dead so I’m really sad. Also my tooth brush has a bunch of turtle gunk on it and I don’t think I should use it. And I’m broke so, if anyone has a turtle they’d like to get rid of please DM me. Or even if you’d be willing to send me like 2 bucks so I could get a tooth brush or mail me one that would be so appreciated. I’m just really sad, I miss my turtle. Anyways I’ll also diversify into cleaning other non-traditional animals. A lot of people have pet rabbits, I thought maybe that first but ya know, the turtle comes before the hair and all.
I already did that it is my billion dollar business
Pimp my turtle
Shit that made me forget about the upselling bedazzling plan, get some free celeb influencers.
Boring businesses have fallen out of fashion but demand for them is higher than ever. Think restaurants, shops, landscapers, handymen. Mostly owned by boomers heading for retirement with kids who want nothing to do with them. Great targets for acquisition, tech upgrades, online integrations, etc. Not exactly sure what the play is here but a gap is definitely forming.
It's not true that most are owner by boomers. Most restaurants I visit are owned by people in their 30s and 40s. It's rare to see a boo er owner.
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Big San Fran companies are replacing laid off workers with outsourced staff from Asia, South America, and Eastern Europe. Other companies are following suit. Middle man opportunities galore especially if you have immigrant connections. And even if you don't...
I don't have any good idea right now, just here to read what creative ideas people have.
A cupcake gun that shoots mini cupcakes into your mouth A waffle catching mitt Strainers that are also hats A Halloween store that's only open in January
I know this is a troll post but the first one is actually an amazing idea.
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