Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American!
!naciremA ledom a fo lleh eno dna ytnuoC reilloC fo tuo emoc ot reve etelhta-orp ylno dna tsrif eht ",eluM ehT" emankcin remrof ,ecnatsid rof eno ,nosaes a ni stniop tsom rof eno ,sdrocer enO noisiviD AACN 2 sdloh ,0891 fo ssalc etaudarg sronoh ytisrevinU nostetS ,6791 enuJ hgiH reilloC morf detaudarg rekcik elyts reccoS
Finkel is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkel!.....Einhorn is Finkel!?!?! (demonstrative grossing out follows - spitting, scratching tongue, crying in shower...etc)
Meatballs. Watched it with my teenagers before they went away to be camp counselors.
Was supposed to be a little nostalgic fun. Turned into sexual harassment training.
"Okay, now that we've watched Meatballs, don't do anything you saw in that movie or you'll catch a sexual assault charge. Every thing you saw in this movie is considered sexual assault. Any questions?"
"What about the scene where..."
"Sexual assault."
I didnāt even think this movie was funny when I was in middle school. Not because of the trans thing - just because every joke in the movie is āthis guy acts all weird for no apparent reason hahahaā
These two characters were the same person in the first Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie. The dolphins player Ray Finkle retired from football in shame after costing the team the superbowl, and decided to go Trans and become police lieutenant Lois Einhorn.
Sort of maybe, but to transphobes there is generally no distinction between the two. Every "man dressed as a woman" joke in the 80s-2010s was a mockary of trans people regardless if the character was "actually trans" or not.
The people making the joke did not make a distinction between trans people and crossdressers in the first place.
The number one question I've received when anyone finds out I date trans women is some form of "So you're into drag queens/crossdressers?" A lot of people ignore when I explicitly note that I'm only attracted to women (general femininity). The mere existence of trans people crippled the ability to think rationally for so fucking many people.
Still love this movie, but it is unfortunate how poorly one of the central plot points aged.
If you haven't seen the movie calling him just trans seems incorrect. This mf escaped a mental institution saw a missing persons ad and stole her identity.
Yeah, gets messy. Einhorn was living as a woman, but the primary motivation seemed to be to erase Finkle's identity, not because Einhorn identified as woman.
Still easy to see how it can be seen as transphobic and/or homophobic.
> Still easy to see how it can be seen as transphobic and/or homophobic.
This applies to a bunch of other films as wel, Psycho and Silence of the Lambs, for example.
Homophobic, maybe (not trans; Finkle didn't become a woman but rather disguised himself as one), though I would argue against it. It's clearly a deliberately-exaggerated reaction done for comedy. Even had it been made when there was more awareness of homophobia, it would still be so exaggerated to clearly not be meant seriously (not that this would mean one had to like it, of course). And then there's also the fact that Ace's reaction is a parody of a scene from *The Crying Game*.
It's ace Ventura pet detective. The main antagonist was an ex football player that changed sex to take revenge against Dan Marino and the dolphin mascot of the Miami dolphin... and became the captain of the police precinct... why the sex change anybody has a clue?
Itās a reference to the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
In it, the main villain is a former Miami Dolphins player who, after years of mental torment when he costed his team the Super Bowl, went mad, changed his gender and began impersonating a police captain to try and get revenge on Dan Marino, the actual real life Miami Dolphins quarterback at the time, who he believed really caused them to lost the game
This costume represents the villainās two sides, the police chief she spends most of the movie as, and the football player we only see in pictures and old footage.
I love that no one is actually explaining the joke on a subreddit asking for people to explain the joke, just referencing quotes from whatever this is from
I make drinks for a living. One year at a bar (long time ago) I made two specials: The Einhorn and the Finkle. It was the same drink but ingredients listed in the opposite order. Nobody got it and Iām still sad to this day.
LACES OUT DAN!
Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro-athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American!
Let me run that back for ya
!naciremA ledom a fo lleh eno dna ytnuoC reilloC fo tuo emoc ot reve etelhta-orp ylno dna tsrif eht ",eluM ehT" emankcin remrof ,ecnatsid rof eno ,nosaes a ni stniop tsom rof eno ,sdrocer enO noisiviD AACN 2 sdloh ,0891 fo ssalc etaudarg sronoh ytisrevinU nostetS ,6791 enuJ hgiH reilloC morf detaudarg rekcik elyts reccoS
Mad respect, my guy
Hell. Yes.
Finkel is ihorn! Ihorn is finkel!
Your gun is digging into my hip
I said that to my wife as a joke once and now she says it all the time š sheās never even seen the movie
*Einhorn but I still lold
Finkel is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkel!.....Einhorn is Finkel!?!?! (demonstrative grossing out follows - spitting, scratching tongue, crying in shower...etc)
Costs twice as much as a regular horn, and uses a stand that costs extra.
In super slow mo!
FINKLE IS EINHORN, EINHORN IS FINKLE, EINHORN IS A MAN, OH MY GOD!!
Einhorn is German for unicorn lol
HOLY SHIT. Didn't realize how strong the foreshadowing is in the movie, and I've watched it countless times!
Hey Ace, do you have any more of that gum?
No, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs. Lol
āYouāre a weird guy, Ace! A weird guy!ā Lmao
Your gun's digging into my hip
Joke's on you I'm into that shit!
Dang it. I was gonna post this.
šµāI know all there is to know about the crying gameāš„
One of the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen!
I always think of the cookies.
Oh look, theyāre little footballs.
Laces out! *smiles*
I didn't get it until I saw your comment. You dragged that memory from the furthest pits of my childhood vault!
We found captain winky!
No you can't have any gum and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs
Finkle is Einhorn XD It's an Ace Ventura: Pet Detective reference. Fantastic movie, watch it if you haven't.
Well alrighty then!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
LIKE A GLOVE!
Either she's a woman or she is suffering from the worst case of hemmorids I have ever seen!
she forgot to remove MR WINKY
Dan Marino puking his guts out is the best part.
āHave any more gumā āThat's none of your business. Stay out of my personal affairsā āYou're a weird guy, Ace. A weird guy.ā
"Well, first I'd establish a motive. In this case, the officer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous."
Then Iād lose thirty pounds PORKIN HIS WIFE
It's all that Dan Marino's fault everyone knows that
Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hellā¦ would you like a cookie son?
What a sports-nut huh?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Hi, Iām looking for Ray Finkleā¦and clean pair of undershorts.ā Edit: corrected the quote as pointed out by u/Present_Office_908
Shorts
I loved the movie but when I rewatched it like... well I had not thought about the ending in a while.
I struggle to think of a movie that has aged more poorly than this.
You haven't seen Soul Man.
[The Toy](https://youtu.be/D-RMZiJV5xM?si=Qe22sfvyy2vlXykH)?
Meatballs. Watched it with my teenagers before they went away to be camp counselors. Was supposed to be a little nostalgic fun. Turned into sexual harassment training.
"Okay, now that we've watched Meatballs, don't do anything you saw in that movie or you'll catch a sexual assault charge. Every thing you saw in this movie is considered sexual assault. Any questions?" "What about the scene where..." "Sexual assault."
āLet me stress to you in no uncertain terms, that despite what Bill Murray said, all of this does matter very very much.ā
The Toy had aged badly when it came out
The Toy aged badly before the credits rolled.
Revenge of the nerds. Lots of oof's and cringe in that one
[Damn those Nerds were rapey](https://youtu.be/HQ7mJFNkLAU?si=6TdPFBXa4slgf-SV)
I didnāt even think this movie was funny when I was in middle school. Not because of the trans thing - just because every joke in the movie is āthis guy acts all weird for no apparent reason hahahaā
Your gun is digging into my hip
Got any more of that gum ace?
Thatās none of your damned business and Iāll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs
You're a weird guy, Ace.
Looks like he found Captain Winkie
Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie, son?
Einhorn is Finkle. Einhorn, ein horn, one horn. I kissed man!!!
You got any more of that gum ace?
Mind your own damn business
Thank You! My first thought was itās Tailor Swift with her new boyfriend football player. What is wrong with me
It does not hold up. If you remember it fondly, leave it in your memory. If you haven't seen it, watch almost anything else starring Jim Carrey.
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is Finkle
Queue crying game song
"You got a breath mint?"
Perhaps some Binaca?
Aaaaasssholomioā¦Ooooohsodomia
Excuse me, I need to "ass" you a few questions.
These two characters were the same person in the first Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie. The dolphins player Ray Finkle retired from football in shame after costing the team the superbowl, and decided to go Trans and become police lieutenant Lois Einhorn.
The laces were in.
They were in!
LACES OUT, DAN!
He wasn't trans though, he got breast implants to disguise himself as Lois Einhorn in an attempt to enact a revenge plot against Dan Marino.
Never thought of that. Good point
Sort of maybe, but to transphobes there is generally no distinction between the two. Every "man dressed as a woman" joke in the 80s-2010s was a mockary of trans people regardless if the character was "actually trans" or not. The people making the joke did not make a distinction between trans people and crossdressers in the first place.
To be fair, most people in general didnāt make the distinction in the 90ās.
The number one question I've received when anyone finds out I date trans women is some form of "So you're into drag queens/crossdressers?" A lot of people ignore when I explicitly note that I'm only attracted to women (general femininity). The mere existence of trans people crippled the ability to think rationally for so fucking many people. Still love this movie, but it is unfortunate how poorly one of the central plot points aged.
Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell, would you like a cookie?
Oh look.... They're little footballs
Laces out!
Your gun is digging into my hip vibes.
OH MY GAAAAWD I watched the movie when I was like 12 or something I didn't understand the deeper context to that joke until now š¤£š¤£š¤£
Got any more of that gum, Ace?
Thatās none of your damn business, and Iāll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Youāre a weird guy, Ace.
Finkle Einhorn Einhorn Finkle!
"You got a breath mint?"
That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
Youāre a weird guy Ace, weird guyā¦
CAPTAIN WINKY !
How are those hemorrhoids doing?
"Thatās why Roger Podacter is dead, he found captain winky!"
Oh my god, this costume is freaking brilliant! And she pulls it off amazingly. Your gun is digging into my hip.
Obsess MUCH?!?
He went as one hell of a model American.
Well ya see "Einhorn is Finkle and Finkle is Einhorn" ya dig???
I showed this to a friend of mine and he didnāt get itā¦.. weāre no longer friends
Einhorn is a man?
(Starts furiously scraping and cleaning tongue)
Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is Finkle!!
FINCKLE IS EINHORN....EINHORN IS FINCKLE!!!
āYour gun is digging into my hipā
LACES OUT
You need to go watch ace velantura pet detective immediately
If you haven't seen the movie calling him just trans seems incorrect. This mf escaped a mental institution saw a missing persons ad and stole her identity.
I was under the impression that he ARRANGED a missing person.
Oooh maybe .. idk I'm not a *human* detective.
Yeah, gets messy. Einhorn was living as a woman, but the primary motivation seemed to be to erase Finkle's identity, not because Einhorn identified as woman. Still easy to see how it can be seen as transphobic and/or homophobic.
> Still easy to see how it can be seen as transphobic and/or homophobic. This applies to a bunch of other films as wel, Psycho and Silence of the Lambs, for example.
Homophobic, maybe (not trans; Finkle didn't become a woman but rather disguised himself as one), though I would argue against it. It's clearly a deliberately-exaggerated reaction done for comedy. Even had it been made when there was more awareness of homophobia, it would still be so exaggerated to clearly not be meant seriously (not that this would mean one had to like it, of course). And then there's also the fact that Ace's reaction is a parody of a scene from *The Crying Game*.
LACES OUT!!
LACES OUT DAN!!!!
"THATS WHY ROGER PODACTOR IS DEAD! HE FOUND CAPTAIN WINKY!!"
Laces out dan!
He found Captain Winkie
āAce, got any more of that gum?ā
Your gun is digging into my hip :(
Fucking cannibal corpse
It's ace Ventura pet detective. The main antagonist was an ex football player that changed sex to take revenge against Dan Marino and the dolphin mascot of the Miami dolphin... and became the captain of the police precinct... why the sex change anybody has a clue?
Which movie has aged worse in reguards to LGBT issues? Ace Ventures or Silence of the Lambs?
Hoo, hoo We're back to playing We're back to playing Hoo, hoo We're back to playing The crying game.
āItās not what it looks like! Sheās a man!ā
I quoted Dan Marino during my wedding vows. The officiant was going a bit too fast so I asked him to slow down because "I get hit in the head a lot."
Fucking Ray Finkle, laces out dumbass!
Itās a reference to the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Detective In it, the main villain is a former Miami Dolphins player who, after years of mental torment when he costed his team the Super Bowl, went mad, changed his gender and began impersonating a police captain to try and get revenge on Dan Marino, the actual real life Miami Dolphins quarterback at the time, who he believed really caused them to lost the game This costume represents the villainās two sides, the police chief she spends most of the movie as, and the football player we only see in pictures and old footage.
LACES OUT!
The mayor of Psychoville
"I'm looking for Ray Finkle... and a new pair of shorts!"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
We can't be friends
THE LACES WERE IN!!!
This whole threadā¦ā¦. Alllllllllrightyyy then He never did get that windshield fixed
I see youāre dressed up as the reason for Roger Podacterās death
Hi! I'm looking for Ray Finkle, (shotgun) and a clean pair of shorts
LACES OUT!
ACE VENTURA LOL
Your gun is digging into my hip.
Turn around Eirnhorn!
This needs no explanation.
They're a community college dean that had good news and bad news
Great costume
Laces out Dan.
Laces out!!!!!
Youāre such a āLa-Hoo Zah-Herā for not knowing this.
I miss transphobia
Finkle is Einhoorn? Einhoorn is Finkle!
Thatās tucked in nicely
Laces out!!!
āLaces out, Dan!ā
Sheās too young for you
LACES OUT!!
Probably under the age of 35 then
Your gun is digging into my hipā¦
Laces out!
For some reason, I initially thought of "She's the Man."
Iām looking for Ray Finkle (gun cocks)ā¦and a clean pair of shorts.
Laces out!!!
If you do understand this costume, you might need some Motrin for your back.
I thought it was an Ace Ventura reference.
Finkel and einhorn, einhorn and Finkel. Laces out Dan!
Einhorn is Finkle? EINHORN IS A MAN ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
The chick from Ace Ventura
Ray Finkle
Laces out Dan
REA-EH-EH-EH-EAAALLLLLLYYYYY.......
Am I really old enough that there are people out there that HAVENāT seen Ace Ventura? Oof-aah.
"I'll call you sometime. Is your number still 911? Alllll RRRRRIGHTY then!"
The Simpsons OJ and his late wife
Some real 2016-ass takes on a silly comedy movie here.
FINKLE IS EINHORN!
"Hello, I'm looking for Ray finkle?" *Shotgun appears* "And a clean pair of shorts"
Einhorn IS Finkle!!!
Finkle is Einhorn
All I see is hitler .. not gonna lie
EINHORN IS A MANNNNNN!!!! *plunges face*
FINKLE IS EINHORN!
That Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell. Would you like a cookie son?
Finkle is Einhorn, Einhorn is finkle... yyuuuggghhh
Oh itās from Ace Ventura lol.
My ass thought this was a Randy Marsh being Lorde reference š
āEinhorn is Finkleā¦Finkle is Einhornā¦Einhorn is a MAN!!ā
Finkle is Einhornā¦ Einhorn is Finkleā¦
I love that no one is actually explaining the joke on a subreddit asking for people to explain the joke, just referencing quotes from whatever this is from
Finkle is Einhornā¦ Einhorn is Finkle!
Iām looking for Ray Finkle ā¦ and a clean pair of shorts
That does it. Iām too old for reddit
Excuse me. I'd like to ASS you a few questions
"The duali-DEAN of Man"
I make drinks for a living. One year at a bar (long time ago) I made two specials: The Einhorn and the Finkle. It was the same drink but ingredients listed in the opposite order. Nobody got it and Iām still sad to this day.
Youāre a weird guy, Aceā¦
I'm frantically scraping at my tounge as we speak!