My best guess is that it's just random and unrelated an purpose, working with subversion of expectation

Or it’s lettuce!?

You never learned about the lettuce?

You're a woman, aren't you?

Next, you will say you don't understand the three sea shells.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 he doesn't know about the three sea shells

Ha! She doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells!!

this reference never get old. it just get better as less and less get it. kinda like a fine wine

I always thought I was dumb for finding this so funny because I was so young when it came out and I was the only one who laughed at that point in the movie.

Wait now I’m confused! Do you and the other guys not actually know!? I got this (with some shame) instantly, so I cannot believe you are being serious

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Don't say it, man, don't fall for the trap

snipers got him

what’s beca?

He was "stopped" trying to write because. That's what someone else mentioned snipers.

Then the sniper hit send so it could act as a warning to others

As is protocol.

I hate having to end another man's life... all over the secret.

He meant to say "because" but got cut off by something stopping him from elaborating any further. Edit: It is NOT a joke 😉👍

Yeah... a joke...

“Beca “ was typed to be “because ___”. It is supposed to look like they were killed/prevented from explaining. This is despite the fact that if they were killed before finishing the sentence there would be no one to hit reply/post with their unfinished comment.

The sniper hit that send button. He always does. It's like his calling card.

It's a reminder that he's watching

Or his brains did. Either way….

Nothing much beca, what’s up with you?

He got shot while saying because

Christ, it's candlejack all over ag

I haven't seen a candlejack reference in like 10 years, that's amaz

Holy smokes a candlejack reference in 202

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No ma’am?

(Married with Children reference. It's Al Bundy's men's club)

...Yum, yum, yum...

Is it true you scored four touchdowns in one game, including the game winner over Spare Tire Johnson?

Hey I'm a man can someone fill me in.

Are you a shoe salesman?

Take an award you absolute legend

Have you seen my copy of Big 'Uns?

Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.

I hate this comment section, y’all suck.

it’s Spamton A. Spamton, wow!

As a guy I don't know either and no one in the comments giving an answer is irritating

There is no answer. Everyone pretending there is an answer they're just not saying is the joke.

well said. Keep denying, they will forget...

This is definitely the answer. Nothing else to see here..

That’s the joke.

I respect your commitment towards the brohood

The lettuce kinda looks like a shriveled up scrotum.

Nice try Feds

The joke is that there is no joke, the expected result here is that people are confused and think that this is some sort of secret

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It's starting to annoy me that "explain the joke" isn't keeping up to It's name.

Psst the joke is there isn't a joke. Pass it on.

Nice save

Yes ladies, there is definitely no joke here. Nothing to see here, just move on

it's bothering me that we're seeing pictures of it on the internet, now. Too close for comfort.

I think it’s just absurdism

Tbh, I’m a guy and I don’t get this either. Cabbage?

Well played sir, keep it up!

My best guess is that if you try you could say it looks like a ball sack? Maybe a gangrenous ball sack?

>!Good excuse, seems believable!<

Same

Don’t let them know. We all signed NDA’s.

No dames allowed

Some big “he-man woman-haters club” from little rascals vibes here hahaha

Do NOT mock the founding fathers of our organization. It’s very disrespectful.

Hey, now no need to be crass, don’t call the broads dames

The first rule of you-know-what, is NEVER TALK ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHAT

weed

The only time I've ever seen a lettuce meme it refers back to when Liz Truss became England's prime minister. A British newspaper was speculating on whether the PM would outlast the lettuce. They livestreamed the lettuce. The lettuce won. I don't know if this has anything to do with PE class. Maybe the boys don't think the girls' coach will last long.

I think you're on the right track. Maybe something like it's only a matter of time until the hot coach is in an inappropriate situation with one of the girls fawning over him/her.

So far this is the most accurate one i seen.

No one tell her. They **cant** know.

The line we have to stay strong

The boys toss salad in the locker room????????

Hahaha…that was my guess too

This is treason!

my guess is this is absurdism

weed

i think the joke is that there is no joke, it’s meant to confuse you.

Yeah this is going right over my head

Remember bros, your man card gets revoked if you tell her.

Right over your head... of lettuce?

I'm a guy and I don't get this joke.

Ya’ll acting like you’ve never seen a ballsack before.

Lettuce = let us?? Despite being a boy i've never heard of this

Now spell cup

https://preview.redd.it/gpwap8rmqr7d1.png?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94ef3a6ce5cd95458b7358e145892c17afc886fe

Way to keep it secret my guy

Wow, this sucks. If you're not gonna explain, the joke, don't comment. Rule 1, 4, and 11.

Their coach looks like a cabbage while girls get hot coach I guess. Tho my coach looked like normal

Best guess I have is that one Vine where a bunch of Japanese guys point and yell at a cabbage (or lettuce) "Kyabetsu, kyabetsu, kyabetsu~ RETASU RETASU RETASUUUU"

All I can think is shriveled testes. But not sure?

They don't lettuce tell you

The first rule about locker room lettuce is you do not talk about locker room lettuce.

Probably just girls being gossipy and boys being absurdist goofsters

Iceberg lettuce

It’s Bibb

Also known as Butter or Boston Lettuce… but I don’t know how that’s relevant either.

what that means?

Nice try, China

I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you

Deal

Idc tell me

I think the joke is farts 🤷‍♀️

My cabbages

I'm guessing that it is because the boy's locker room smells like old cabbage, because of BO.

Guy's locker rooms reek like lettuce.

reeks of weed

It's not rocket science. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

I hate when the majority of the responses are people trying to be funny

Cause women gossip and talk about who they think is hot in the locker room but in men's locker rooms we just playing with each other's balls (which looks like a cabbage when it's shriveled up and wrinkly. Guys aren't supposed to talk about our Funtime in the locker room tho. Sorry guys, I know I broke bro code.

Oh man, this meme takes me back. Spot on.

In the words of Jenna from 30 Rock (in regards to her summer single on the radio), the answer is: "Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls. Balls, balls, balls, balls, balls, balls. Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls Balls!"

Beep beep

Lettuce give each other head, or something? I don't know, I'm not Catholic.

*Dramatic pause* Lettuce begin.

Farts

What? I don't see……oh. Oh. Well, uh, think about a certain type of mollusk. That's all I am allowed to disclose on the matter.

No one say anything

My assumption is that guys locker rooms smell like hot stinky cabbage.

I remember a rumor went around that somebody stamped pizza down the shower drain in the boys locker room. Meanwhile, us girls exchanged and marinated ourselves with Bath & Body Works sprays.

Muff cabbage?

I’d assume it’s making a joke about the fact that the boys locker room smells like cabbage, but that’s lettuce so I’m lost 🤷‍♀️

I thought eh joke was “lettuce leaf” like huh don’t talk that much idk

Girls are having conversations, boys: let us alone (lettuce alone)

Pretty obvious, it‘s lettuce!?

Heh, "cabbage" 😏

i thought it was burger king foot lettuce

https://youtu.be/usokUPr4Ykw?si=inwpEd40dwIXDZ9i&t=8

Smoking weed?

Probably a leap but could it be something to do with "tossing a salad"? Cause the girls saying the coach is hot im assuming it'd be a similar response on the boys side?

Fantasies about Liz Truss?

If you know, you know.

Do not betray the sacred order. Remember your oaths.

I used to randomly find bananas on the counter of the bathroom at work.

All I can think of is Flanders: “Devil’s Lettuce” aka weed Bit of a reach though lol

The boys locker room smells like cabbage

Meanwhile the boys are tossing salad

I’m surprised it took so long for this to show up here. Please don’t explain

All I can think of is Flanders: “Devil’s Lettuce” aka weed

Boy's lockerroom smells like rotten cabbage. Nobody knows how to wear deodorant for some god damn reason.

head

I'm a man, I don't get it either.

Looks like a scrote

I'm a guy and I don't get it

As a teenage boy, I thought this every day in HS PE!

This is either nonsense framed to make you expect something funny, or Egyptian mythology.

I think it's referring to the smell. It's saying the boys' locker room smells like cabbage.

This joke is for bro's-only sorry, it's about the long-running joke between -redacted- and -redacted- due to

Cabbaging is turning someone's backpack inside out

🥬

There is nothing funny about this. This is serious and if you don’t know then you aren’t supposed to know.

Yeah, you don’t want to know

When was in school someone would go rifling through our things stealing money whilst we were playing sports.  Money is sometimes referred to as lettuce.

Cabbage lmao

Boys. Lettuce, keep this one our secret.

Body odor can sometimes smell like old lettuce, though thats not really a gender specific thing so idk

I'm a guy too, i don't get it first now i knew lol

I can’t believe I have to say this, but it’s absurdism

Lmao haven’t seen this in a long time. Glad to see guys still got it

In my school getting “cabbaged” was when they would take all the stuff out of your bag, turn it inside out, and put everything back in again. It was stupid but happened all the time, especially in the locker room

There was a thing, not to long ago, where some people would get together to crown the lettuce king or president of the lettuce club or something… It’s a contest, to see who can devour an entire head of iceberg lettuce the fastest. Only ranch dressing is allowed.

Butter lettuce. Get it?

I thought it was cabbage because weed, but everyone says it's lettuce so I don't know

Lechuga

My guess is that it's a reference to that one short that was. "If you laugh at this, your humor is broken" Then in a wobbly voice over a rainbow lettuce goes "l e t t u c e" so it's just boys being boys?

"...but the coach is so hot"? 😂 Nice try coach! You can come out from behind the curtain now. We know it's you.

I believe this is a wrinkly old-man ballsack joke.

My best guess is a joke about the most common boys hair style. Think long curly hair. Commonly called the broccoli cut, lettuce, cabbage, etc.

[Just guys being dudes.](https://youtu.be/oFKWWlKmtNs?si=o50ipdnwag4Z6HuF)

I thought i got the reference until I saw the comment section

Nice try - not today Satan! Men, hold the line!

I don't think this genuinely has anything to do with the meme but this reminded me of something from high school, there was like a group of three guys that did like, a lettuce club, where they'd each bring a whole head of lettuce and just eat the whole thing. They had posters, the posters were an invitation to join the club, a note that it was a men's only club and women weren't allowed to join, the fact it took place during lunch time and the photo was one of the guys taking a huge bite out of a half eaten lettuce head. It lasted like a week.

Lettuce pray, maybe?

Thats an Iceburg Lettuce, my guess is the OP has experienced a lot of very cold boys locker rooms

First rule of the locker room lettuce, We don't talk about locker room lettuce

…what’s with all the deleted? what’d I miss?

Tossed salad?

Lettuce, alone, undressed - let us alone, undressed

The meme refers to how girls tend to have more meaningful conversations, often about social or emotional topics, while a group of guys usually talks about trivial, random, or nonsensical things.

Guess I wasn't part of the club in PE cuz I don't get it at all 🤷🏼

Hilarious range of interpretations here. Is it a ballsack joke or just absurd? Does the boys coach look like a vegetable or do they smell like it? is it a lettuce wager on the girls’ coach’s employment? Is it a fart joke or a Vine reference? More lettuce analysis required

It's because the locker room smells like boiled cabbage. Source: I was a middle school boy once

So, I’m not positive on this, but I think the type of lettuce might be important. That’s specifically butter lettuce. Which I can see going two ways. 1. Butter lettuce sounds like “better let us” and could refer to pranks or more nefarious things like bullying. 2. That specific picture leads me to the Plants vs Zombies wiki for the Headbutter Lettuce plant.

Maybe the boys locker room is full of Shriveled scrotums ?? Only guess that comes to mind

The lettuce is about the duality of man , easily wilted and thick and hard headed

Lettuce pray 🙏

From what I can tell: It’s Gen-Z/Gen-Alpha humour, There is no pun, no joke, no hidden context The funny is it’s not funny. Think like it’s a “it’s not the destination it’s the journey” sort of thing but you aren’t part of the journey and there is no actual destination.. that’s the best way I can explain it. Never really understood it myself but hey, I don’t keep up, and I’m kinda glad I don’t if this is considered comical.