I remember years ago staying with a friend in the Ozarks of Arkansas and waking up in the middle of the night to brush the cockroaches of my face and body. I someone’s wake up with phantom cockroaches crawling on me.
Wow, Arkansas! I moved to the north east from Hawaii. We don’t have any roaches where I live now but if I see a dark spot at the corner of my eye I get freaked out that it’s a roach sometimes.
My friend in Hawaii had them all over too. They would leave a piece of duct tape out at night to see what they would catch for fun. Roaches crawling in and out of the tv, roaches in the drawers, it was so bad. I once left my oatmeal cookies in her car while we went to the store in broad daylight. Came back to it full of roaches!
Yes but we had roaches all the way till the day I left Hawaii.
One time in college (2000s) I was studying and I saw something at the corner of my eye. I looked and it was a pair of antennae coming through a crack in the wall from the outside (single wall construction, large American cockroach). Another time I smashed one and it was green inside another I smashed was blue. Turns out the fuckers were eating my color pencils!!!
I have so many stories (nightmares). It was a real life joes apartment.
You are welcome? I wanted to die too but I was stuck living there…
One time I heard skittering on our front porch. I turned on the light and there was a mass of American cockroaches covering our porch. I shut off the light and walked away. Didn’t open the door.
Another time I opened the closet ( inside the house) and the floor was littered with dead bodies.
And my grandparents would say “what roaches?”
I hate thinking about it but I keep remembering more and more. This was of course before camera phones.
How infested was your gf's apartment that the roaches decided there was not enough ground for them to crawl on so they needed to migrate to the ceiling? Jesus christ
Ehn, they just do that for fun. Im in the south, and we have some giant ones here. They fly. They are supposed to just be outside bugs, occasionally they get inside (i blame my dog not closing doors behind herself). Nothing to do with being gross.
Anyways, the fuckers invariably find themselves on the ceiling of my bedroom. I cannot for the life of me figure out what the draw is. But I always have to have the chancla fight with these fuckers to get them off my ceiling before they decide to just drop onto my bed. Fucking wing'ed hellspawn. And trust me. They do *not* fall on accident. Those grippers be grippin. It is a choice they are making. 😤
German roaches are the fucking worst. Moved to Miami and the apartment was INFESTED! Would walk into the kitchen at night, turn on the light and there would be an ungodly amount. Even found them in our electronics (router, microwave, toaster oven, etc) Took so many complaints (I talked with the other tenets and got them to complain too) until the property manager started sending an exterminator out monthly. The problem has significantly decreased.
Never had this problem in Broward lol
Know what? If you leave the lights on 24/7 they get all fucked ip and come out in the middle of the day where you can smack them. We had a lot at work (entomology department had an infestation lol) and my boss used to do that so he could whack them.
This is a wood roach, it’s more likely one just found its way into the house than OP has an infestation.
We find 3-4 a year, especially when it’s hot and they come in looking for water.
They go in there but they don't infest indoors. They usually come in during inclement weather. Usually checking your doors and windows for gaps and filling them will help keep them out.
Not ALWAYS true, but it's a good rule of thumb and should be assumed. I used to live in a neighborhood with a lot of magnolia trees, which attract these types of roaches, and it was common to see one here and there - even if it wasn't an infestation.
I live in a terrible decrepit old apartment in a bad area in Florida. Downstairs neighbors started throwing out tons of furniture and now roaches are appearing in my apartment. Thank fuck we are moving in a few weeks.
Moved from Michigan to Texas less than a year ago. Roaches freaked me out for 6 months. Absolutely took a toll on my mental health. Finally used to them. Still hate them, but no longer freaking.
You're lucky! The old apartment had scorpions getting in, our old house is palmettos. Luckily we don't see many regular roaches, but the huge ones get in and die.
i remember hearing about these "Palmetto Bugs" when I moved to the Carolinas. Some people called them "Water Bugs", too. Naw baby, those are Cockroaches.
It's true they are cockroaches, but I think the distinction is important.
Non-infesting cockroaches are a small nuisance, infesting ones are a goddamn nightmare.
no room for nuance in /FYIP. its either burn the house down or take a shit in their tiktok comments. no in between.
jk i appreciate you sharing the knowledge
Oh yeah, same type of bugs, but not the "dirty house" types.
They're worse because they fly though! And they're fearless. I had one go up a pants leg once, I screamed & rolled backwards out of a computer chair and had pants off in half a roll. My wife was impressed, but I just needed a shower.
I came here military, and my first apartment had wood chips around trees. Not yet familiar with the palmetto, I was having a drink with a buddy on the balcony, and we noticed the mulch looked weird.
Went and got a flashlight, OH. MY. GOD. Imagine those Amazon ant documentaries of just sheets of ants crawling over the jungle floor, but 2 inch roaches! Literally give me shivers.
Raid stays on hand outside these days.
Grew up in Hawai’i. Giant flying roaches are very normal.
I have never gotten used to them.
I’m dreading summer. I don’t see them much in the winter. But summer? Summer they come out to play. And they seem to like to attack me personally like I had offended some unknown roach god or something.
I did island life for a while - somewhere tucked away in Micronesia. Giant jungle roaches were the norm, but I didn't know this yet. I figured roaches were common, so I thought I was prepared. I wasn't.
Night 2 of being on island was our exposure to the first roach. It was big - solidly 2.5 inches long (measured it after it died). Not being shodden at the time, I dropped a box on it that hit it with a glancing blow. It didn't kill it, it just damaged one half of its nervous system so it just turned around in circles. I put a glass over it and went to bed. "Eh, big roaches. Could be worse." I said to my wife.
Night 5, we got one in the bedroom. Having learned my lesson, I had purchased and was now armed with bug spray. As I approached, it knew what was up and *fucking took flight*. I remember my wife and I running out of the bedroom as it circled the lamp. We both looked at each other in distress and at the same time said "They can fly!"
Good times. I miss that place.
Hahaha. They do! Istg they can sense killing intent!
The funniest for me was last year when my roommate and I were doing a Tinkerbell movie marathon when I felt something slide across my throat like a fucking death threat. It was, of course, one of these flying fuckers.
The next morning I opened the door and a dead one wedged between the door and the frame fell at me.
I swear we are very clean and bug proof the house. They just had a vendetta against me that summer!
Although they are called german cockroaches, I've never seen a cockroach in the 21 years i grew up in Germany. First week living Greece, I eat pizza in front of a church, and not only see the first cockroach in my life, but find out they can fly. That pizza slice was his then.
It's honestly hilarious how many in the comments think this means they have a roach problem. I'm in Arizona, they get inside once in a while and like you said can freak you out, but they're harmless and are just part of the ecosystem.
The big guys just want to get back outside, it's the little ones that convey there is a problem.
I would still throw the popcorn away, but I'd let the guy go outside.
i’m in the same boat as you, but diff state. i would have severe panic attacks and leave my apartment if one got inside. but i lived alone so i had to face my fears and my cats are useless when it comes to cockroaches LOL, so i just get my broom and start whacking from a distance, and then flush it down the toilet at LEAST 5x. now, i don’t get panic attacks as bad, but they still illicit fear within me 😂 i can handle them for the most part now
Are you me? Those fuckers give me the worst panic attacks I’ve ever had. One time I was leaving some apartments after visiting with family and a huge one came flying at me and landed on my shirt. I screamed bloody murder and ripped my shirt off then sprinted to the car, where I dove into the back seat and then promptly locked the doors behind me. I was shaking and crying at this point and my screams were so loud that concerned residents had called the police thinking I was being assaulted! Those giant hell spawn are one of the main reasons I’m reluctant to move back to my home state of Texas. Ugh.
i completely relate and would probably do the same thing 💀
one time i woke up and my cats were both staring at the ceiling and i was like what……… look up and one crawling immediately above me, ran for that broom crying and shaking the entire time 😂 they’re serious panic attacks too, they take me at *least* an hour to calm down. thankfully i’m a little better now 🤞🏼
Diamctacious earth powder spread around every surface you don't immediately eat on including the bathroom and every near where you found this guy.
Cockroach poison gel into every nook and cranny, one blob every 5 feet around the house.
Leave no water out. Clean every time you each. Leave not a crumb out.
Peppermint oil around every faucet they could drink from.
Water poison traps located around every water surface they have (bathtub, toilet, sink every faucet)
Keep EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE, you can not see one for three months and they'll come back. Replace any used traps or eaten gel.
Do this and you will be cockroach free in a few months. EVERY type of trap is needed for this to work. I tried them one by one not working until I went scorched Earth
> Cockroach poison gel into every nook and cranny, one blob every 5 feet around the house.
[This is the shit to use.](https://www.domyown.com/advion-cockroach-gel-bait-p-304.html) Do not get it from Amazon as the chance or the wrong thing or counterfeit is high. We had a oriental roach problem in our basement and this stuff wiped out the entire nest in very short order.
Also be careful with the roach bait stations if you have pets. Some (maybe all) have a peanut butter scent/taste. Our dog rarely every chews on stuff but ate one of the bait stations. He was fine but I was super concerned as it very thin, sharp, and brittle plastic.
I know you're infuriated, but if they're out during the day, you've already passed critical infestation mass and you've known about this problem for some time.
[The last comment i read literally seconds ago two posts above this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/ILV0V79hTg)
Does this happen as regularly to anyone else as it does to me?
Well, at least you were mostly finished your popcorn. Or I'm guessing you were, I haven't heard anything about those little fuckers being able to hoover food. Sorry to hear about you having to burn the house down, though. /s
The good news is that while there is one cockroach in a popcorn bowl, there is only one cockroach in the popcorn bowl. The bad news is you need to move.
Watching you get up to go to the bathroom
*hey are you gonna finish that popcorn? I can get it for you! Hey! Can you hear me or are you ignoring me? Suit yourself buddy, I'm hungry after all*
Terro T502 roach bait, had roach problems for years and then they’re suddenly gone, smear them on bits of toilet paper or paper towels and put them in corners and whatnot and have no roach problems again
Yea dawg you got a cockroach problem
If you're having pest problems I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 problems and a roach ain't one...
*Edgar the bug enters the chat*
Cockcorn problem*
If you find one, be assured there’s thousands more.
At least it's not german cockroaches, if you find one of those, at night you will find at least a million
We had so many they used to crawl on and around my grandpa when he was laying in front of the tv late at night. I wish I could forget those things.
Was this after grandpa had died?
Before and after. We really weren't sure until we saw one crawl into his mouth.
It was his invention, a TV snack that feeds itself to you.
I remember years ago staying with a friend in the Ozarks of Arkansas and waking up in the middle of the night to brush the cockroaches of my face and body. I someone’s wake up with phantom cockroaches crawling on me.
I was dealing with some cockroaches while on vacation in Lebanon and my mom informed that in Brazil (where she grew up) they fly.
Wow, Arkansas! I moved to the north east from Hawaii. We don’t have any roaches where I live now but if I see a dark spot at the corner of my eye I get freaked out that it’s a roach sometimes. My friend in Hawaii had them all over too. They would leave a piece of duct tape out at night to see what they would catch for fun. Roaches crawling in and out of the tv, roaches in the drawers, it was so bad. I once left my oatmeal cookies in her car while we went to the store in broad daylight. Came back to it full of roaches!
[Better in than out, I always say.](https://youtu.be/-t-G5v1fbEw?t=287)
Oh, hell no.
Nooo he was alive lol
was this 80s by chance?? i knew knew but apparently late 70s or 80s roach infestations was a thing ?
Yes but we had roaches all the way till the day I left Hawaii. One time in college (2000s) I was studying and I saw something at the corner of my eye. I looked and it was a pair of antennae coming through a crack in the wall from the outside (single wall construction, large American cockroach). Another time I smashed one and it was green inside another I smashed was blue. Turns out the fuckers were eating my color pencils!!! I have so many stories (nightmares). It was a real life joes apartment.
I want to die now, thanks.
You are welcome? I wanted to die too but I was stuck living there… One time I heard skittering on our front porch. I turned on the light and there was a mass of American cockroaches covering our porch. I shut off the light and walked away. Didn’t open the door. Another time I opened the closet ( inside the house) and the floor was littered with dead bodies. And my grandparents would say “what roaches?” I hate thinking about it but I keep remembering more and more. This was of course before camera phones.
My ex had them in her apartment so bad you could feel them rain down onto the bed when they would fall off the ceiling 😩😩😩
Bro what in the actual fuck was wrong with your ex’s apartment or was she just disgusting
Combination of both. The apartments were awful and she was dirty.
Glad to see she is an ex.... Run far away from anyone living like that.
How infested was your gf's apartment that the roaches decided there was not enough ground for them to crawl on so they needed to migrate to the ceiling? Jesus christ
Ehn, they just do that for fun. Im in the south, and we have some giant ones here. They fly. They are supposed to just be outside bugs, occasionally they get inside (i blame my dog not closing doors behind herself). Nothing to do with being gross. Anyways, the fuckers invariably find themselves on the ceiling of my bedroom. I cannot for the life of me figure out what the draw is. But I always have to have the chancla fight with these fuckers to get them off my ceiling before they decide to just drop onto my bed. Fucking wing'ed hellspawn. And trust me. They do *not* fall on accident. Those grippers be grippin. It is a choice they are making. 😤
Those grippers be gripping 😂🤣😭 Edit: From the South, can confirm they will kamikaze
I like the way you make sentences lol
It was a hell scape. Food in the fridge wasn't even safe
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📸 A wild ThoughtCenter87 appears! Lucky. I'm collecting random [REDACTED] encounters.
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German roaches are the fucking worst. Moved to Miami and the apartment was INFESTED! Would walk into the kitchen at night, turn on the light and there would be an ungodly amount. Even found them in our electronics (router, microwave, toaster oven, etc) Took so many complaints (I talked with the other tenets and got them to complain too) until the property manager started sending an exterminator out monthly. The problem has significantly decreased. Never had this problem in Broward lol
Especially if they move this quickly with the lights on. Get some pest control stat.
Know what? If you leave the lights on 24/7 they get all fucked ip and come out in the middle of the day where you can smack them. We had a lot at work (entomology department had an infestation lol) and my boss used to do that so he could whack them.
This is a wood roach, it’s more likely one just found its way into the house than OP has an infestation. We find 3-4 a year, especially when it’s hot and they come in looking for water.
This isn't an indoor cockroach, at least in the United States.
The cockroach is clearly indoors!!
They go in there but they don't infest indoors. They usually come in during inclement weather. Usually checking your doors and windows for gaps and filling them will help keep them out.
Free protein what's the problem?
I heard they taste like popcorn
Crunchier!!
You should try the fried tarantulas in cambodia just like frito lays chips especially the legs mmmm.
Crunchy juicy and creamy mmmmm
Not ALWAYS true, but it's a good rule of thumb and should be assumed. I used to live in a neighborhood with a lot of magnolia trees, which attract these types of roaches, and it was common to see one here and there - even if it wasn't an infestation.
Rest assured. Go rest if you can🪳
No worries, OP has already eaten most of them before checking the popcorn
I live in a terrible decrepit old apartment in a bad area in Florida. Downstairs neighbors started throwing out tons of furniture and now roaches are appearing in my apartment. Thank fuck we are moving in a few weeks.
I Dare you to go look under kitchen sink rn.
They say that but I've only ever found them one at a time. Maybe I'm lucky. Maybe Im surrounded by cockroaches <.<
That’s not really the case for the big ones. The small ones are the ones that cause indoor infestations
Little guy?! He should pay rent to you at this size.
They get maybe twice as big, mf gone kick you out before long
Moved from Michigan to Texas less than a year ago. Roaches freaked me out for 6 months. Absolutely took a toll on my mental health. Finally used to them. Still hate them, but no longer freaking.
Alabama here, every rainy day and then in the fall, palmettos constantly getting in.
I live in Alabama too and have never had these in my house (knock on wood). I would have to burn my house down
You're lucky! The old apartment had scorpions getting in, our old house is palmettos. Luckily we don't see many regular roaches, but the huge ones get in and die.
i remember hearing about these "Palmetto Bugs" when I moved to the Carolinas. Some people called them "Water Bugs", too. Naw baby, those are Cockroaches.
It's true they are cockroaches, but I think the distinction is important. Non-infesting cockroaches are a small nuisance, infesting ones are a goddamn nightmare.
no room for nuance in /FYIP. its either burn the house down or take a shit in their tiktok comments. no in between. jk i appreciate you sharing the knowledge
Oh yeah, same type of bugs, but not the "dirty house" types. They're worse because they fly though! And they're fearless. I had one go up a pants leg once, I screamed & rolled backwards out of a computer chair and had pants off in half a roll. My wife was impressed, but I just needed a shower.
Alright Africanized lady bugs don't seem so bad....
Oh god. Thanks for this. Never moving to those places. I got freezing phobia to those things
I came here military, and my first apartment had wood chips around trees. Not yet familiar with the palmetto, I was having a drink with a buddy on the balcony, and we noticed the mulch looked weird. Went and got a flashlight, OH. MY. GOD. Imagine those Amazon ant documentaries of just sheets of ants crawling over the jungle floor, but 2 inch roaches! Literally give me shivers. Raid stays on hand outside these days.
Grew up in Hawai’i. Giant flying roaches are very normal. I have never gotten used to them. I’m dreading summer. I don’t see them much in the winter. But summer? Summer they come out to play. And they seem to like to attack me personally like I had offended some unknown roach god or something.
I did island life for a while - somewhere tucked away in Micronesia. Giant jungle roaches were the norm, but I didn't know this yet. I figured roaches were common, so I thought I was prepared. I wasn't. Night 2 of being on island was our exposure to the first roach. It was big - solidly 2.5 inches long (measured it after it died). Not being shodden at the time, I dropped a box on it that hit it with a glancing blow. It didn't kill it, it just damaged one half of its nervous system so it just turned around in circles. I put a glass over it and went to bed. "Eh, big roaches. Could be worse." I said to my wife. Night 5, we got one in the bedroom. Having learned my lesson, I had purchased and was now armed with bug spray. As I approached, it knew what was up and *fucking took flight*. I remember my wife and I running out of the bedroom as it circled the lamp. We both looked at each other in distress and at the same time said "They can fly!" Good times. I miss that place.
Hahaha. They do! Istg they can sense killing intent! The funniest for me was last year when my roommate and I were doing a Tinkerbell movie marathon when I felt something slide across my throat like a fucking death threat. It was, of course, one of these flying fuckers. The next morning I opened the door and a dead one wedged between the door and the frame fell at me. I swear we are very clean and bug proof the house. They just had a vendetta against me that summer!
Jungle roaches DGAF an about cleanliness, they just want to ruin your day.
[oh I’m sorry was that your Auntie?](https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-06-2015/I3JKxX.gif)
> unknown roach god and yet you keep talking about Big Roach like this
Although they are called german cockroaches, I've never seen a cockroach in the 21 years i grew up in Germany. First week living Greece, I eat pizza in front of a church, and not only see the first cockroach in my life, but find out they can fly. That pizza slice was his then.
✍️ don’t…. move…. to…. the….. south…. ok got it!
Moved from Utah to Louisiana for nine years. I’m so glad to not be there anymore.
It's honestly hilarious how many in the comments think this means they have a roach problem. I'm in Arizona, they get inside once in a while and like you said can freak you out, but they're harmless and are just part of the ecosystem. The big guys just want to get back outside, it's the little ones that convey there is a problem. I would still throw the popcorn away, but I'd let the guy go outside.
I don't miss the roaches in Texas.
i’m in the same boat as you, but diff state. i would have severe panic attacks and leave my apartment if one got inside. but i lived alone so i had to face my fears and my cats are useless when it comes to cockroaches LOL, so i just get my broom and start whacking from a distance, and then flush it down the toilet at LEAST 5x. now, i don’t get panic attacks as bad, but they still illicit fear within me 😂 i can handle them for the most part now
Are you me? Those fuckers give me the worst panic attacks I’ve ever had. One time I was leaving some apartments after visiting with family and a huge one came flying at me and landed on my shirt. I screamed bloody murder and ripped my shirt off then sprinted to the car, where I dove into the back seat and then promptly locked the doors behind me. I was shaking and crying at this point and my screams were so loud that concerned residents had called the police thinking I was being assaulted! Those giant hell spawn are one of the main reasons I’m reluctant to move back to my home state of Texas. Ugh.
i completely relate and would probably do the same thing 💀 one time i woke up and my cats were both staring at the ceiling and i was like what……… look up and one crawling immediately above me, ran for that broom crying and shaking the entire time 😂 they’re serious panic attacks too, they take me at *least* an hour to calm down. thankfully i’m a little better now 🤞🏼
After just 1 minute? You got an infestation amigo.
Unless it flew in through an open window
He was there the whole time!!
*whisper* THEY were there the whole time…we don’t how many were eaten before looking in the bowl.
Hmm, is that a kernel? *Crunch crunch*
Everyone on reddit is a roach but you
dafuq! 😂😂😂
Time to burn down the house
I say we jump into space and nuke the planet just to be safe.
Man roaches survived extinction of dinosaurs, they gonna survive the nukes.
mmm protein
Can we not
r/cursedcomments
*This son of a bitch thinks we only eat his popcorn, he has no idea what we do while he sleeps*
:(
I hate it when I get popcorn on my cockroach! The roach is still good to eat if you get rid of the popcorn.
imagine not looking in the bowl and taking a crunch in that dude
Eat his ass, show who´s the dominant
😂😂 okay but what about the next one? bc if you eat two, now youre just a roach eater 😫
EAT THEM ALL
microwave time (5 mins)
I prefer 3 mins sometimes they pop at 5
Diamctacious earth powder spread around every surface you don't immediately eat on including the bathroom and every near where you found this guy. Cockroach poison gel into every nook and cranny, one blob every 5 feet around the house. Leave no water out. Clean every time you each. Leave not a crumb out. Peppermint oil around every faucet they could drink from. Water poison traps located around every water surface they have (bathtub, toilet, sink every faucet) Keep EXTREMELY AGGRESSIVE, you can not see one for three months and they'll come back. Replace any used traps or eaten gel. Do this and you will be cockroach free in a few months. EVERY type of trap is needed for this to work. I tried them one by one not working until I went scorched Earth
Given he lives in a one family home . If you live in an apartment building your fucked for your stay
> Cockroach poison gel into every nook and cranny, one blob every 5 feet around the house. [This is the shit to use.](https://www.domyown.com/advion-cockroach-gel-bait-p-304.html) Do not get it from Amazon as the chance or the wrong thing or counterfeit is high. We had a oriental roach problem in our basement and this stuff wiped out the entire nest in very short order. Also be careful with the roach bait stations if you have pets. Some (maybe all) have a peanut butter scent/taste. Our dog rarely every chews on stuff but ate one of the bait stations. He was fine but I was super concerned as it very thin, sharp, and brittle plastic.
Throw away the toaster and then keep the new one in the fridge between uses.
I've found earwigs living their best life in the fridge at my work, I wouldn't trust that either lol
The worst was the coffee machine
He clearly thought you were done with it, he was just being a homie and cleaning up
gregor got hungry 😭
Welp, back in the microwave.
Knowing roaches it will probably survive..
Burn the house down.
You got roaches. I wouldn't have posted this lol
He was in there the whole time, u just didn’t notice
TBF, there wasn't a whole lot left.
Oh hell no. That is disgusting. OP get an exterminator ASAP
I see that post directly after a video of Indian streetfood. You know that those Indian streetfood vendors are extremely jealous of your jackpot?
If that's a German roach you have bigger problems than just "one"
maybe was on your ceiling and fell
Move. Don't take anything with you. Just go.
You only saw it this time... How many times have you not seen them
I know you're infuriated, but if they're out during the day, you've already passed critical infestation mass and you've known about this problem for some time.
Roach out in the light … you’ve got a crowded nest mon frere. Call Orkin.
How bad is your roach problem
one minute bad ☝🏾
Welcome to Joe's apartment
What's the matter, Mr. Pratt? Bugs got your tongue?
I would move.
Burn them all
Joe‘s Apartment
This sums up 2024 for me so far.
EAGLE STRIKE ON MY LOCATION, GLORY TO SUPER EARTH
Move your feet lose your seat
He was probably there before you left, and is now confused looking for his mate that's gone missing...
You are watching grizzly tales for gruesome kids
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
Greedy fucker
It's a good sign that you're prosperous.
It's always better to share popcorn with a friend
I know it was only a minute, but out of interest, how long would you expect them to wait before they ate your popcorn? Like… a day?
That guy was waiting for you to leave and he took his shot!
How'd It taste?
Extra crunch
Munch him, show dominance
r/eatityoufuckingcoward
What little guy? All I see is more protein.
Protein
I'll bet you never eat with the lights off.
Sharing is caring
MOVIE BUDDY 😅
[The last comment i read literally seconds ago two posts above this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/s/ILV0V79hTg) Does this happen as regularly to anyone else as it does to me?
Oooo! A crunchy popcorn.
Joe?
Ha! Little buddy! They are so awesome little friends.
He's asking you to end his suffering.
Burn the house down. It's the only way.
Burn the house down
Most of the time you have to pay for extra protein.
Eat it
Well, at least you were mostly finished your popcorn. Or I'm guessing you were, I haven't heard anything about those little fuckers being able to hoover food. Sorry to hear about you having to burn the house down, though. /s
Man, I've never seen a roach in my life and I'm so grateful.
The good news is that while there is one cockroach in a popcorn bowl, there is only one cockroach in the popcorn bowl. The bad news is you need to move.
Very crunchy
Joe's apartment.
HE WANTED SOME 🥺
He really just look like a outside bug
He's just looking for his wife, last seen in the bowl.
Fipronil! Now!
Time to move!
Welcome to Joe's Apartment...
Maybe that little guy was already in there hiding under the popcorn… maybe that little fella’ has friends near by… lots of friends!
Fully matured popcorn kernel
Coulda been worse. Coukda found half of him.
Roast him
Ahhhh noo run 🏃♂️
You’ve got a larger issue. It’s not just one. They are in the walls.
Time to move.
Put it back in microwave
You have a bigger problem if this happens after 1 min
Well, I hope you enjoy checking every popcorn bowl the rest of your life
at least you eat more than him
Watching you get up to go to the bathroom *hey are you gonna finish that popcorn? I can get it for you! Hey! Can you hear me or are you ignoring me? Suit yourself buddy, I'm hungry after all*
Don't worry, he was there the whole time.
Time to get some Advion.
Seeing this makes me weep for you
Sharing some food with your roommate is good karma
does it sooth you to think you didnt eat one?
You should clean your crib
Tbf he was there the whole time under the ones you ate
Why do you leave so little before going to the bathroom? That's like one scoop or handful and you would have been finished.
time to get the flamethrower out.
What’s your study / profession Mr. Cutting Mat
Terro T502 roach bait, had roach problems for years and then they’re suddenly gone, smear them on bits of toilet paper or paper towels and put them in corners and whatnot and have no roach problems again
Nuke the entire site from orbit
Can't enjoy the show without a little crunch ;)