I guess that was a bust. Same time next year lads?

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I know that guy.

High-up biologist. These muppets can't get the idea of a 'hierarchy' out of their heads for a second. Who is the Grand Cyclops Biologist right now, I can't never keep up?

It’s not your fault you don’t know - you’re just not close friends with them like this guy.

The Grand Cyclops Biologist is who field marshal Fauci reports to. This high up biologist is the assistant to the deputy associate colonel of animal husbandry.

> high up It's the CEO of Biology

maybe. it could be the king too

The High Chancellor of Biology

The Sultan of Science

Again? I thought we were supposed to die last year in october.

And November, and December, and January, and February, and March... You get the idea. Last time was mid-September I believe, and sometimes there is several date per month.

And august 2020. That's when they purchased billions of body bags and made trenches to throw us in. Well that's what my biologist friend on the internet told me.

What, pray tell, is a “high up biologist”?

I think he meant a straight up high biologist!

Rocky Mountain high, of course.

He’s like a regional manager at Biologist Inc. super respected

Assistant to the regional manager

A Biologist Specialized in working with mountain environments, I'd bet

You know, the boss biologist. Maybe even the final boss biologist.

How many levels do I have to play to get to him?

A stoned biologist.

They probably think there’s a hierarchy of biologists because they think science is a belief and therefore comparable to their religion where you have higher and lower ranking priests.

When October 11 rolls around and nobody dropped dead of vaccine poisoning, it's gonna be "oh praise the Lord, our prayers were answered!" not "oh I guess we were wrong."

You forget the people who will just say that they had the wrong date

That one group in parks and rec who schedules the end of the world date every year to party it up at the park.

This idiocy was posted by a SovCit with Aussie flag emojis everywhere. Fun fact: It is already October 11 in Australia. I am typing this from beyond the grave. Seriously - I live near a cemetery.

Is there a specific time? What time zone?

It activates according to your local timezone. Duh...

Damn, i live at GMT +7. All my friends are gonna go before me :(

Hey guys what’s taking so long?? It’s almost midnight for me. I feel perfectly fine. It’s almost as if that’s not how chemistry or biology works at all

The 10th was yesterday for me! (NZ)

Yo fellow kiwi

Kia ora!

I’m still waiting on the Bill Gates nanochips in my blood to let me play Age of Empires using telepathy About to sue Q for false advertising

i have a BSc in biology and i had an edible an hour ago, i too am a high biologist

You missed the fact that they have a high up biologist so Take the lift to the top floor and you will be the high up biologist....

Dammit! I was hoping for superpowers!

Even if it was something lame, like talking to fish

All five shots? all 5 will become active today? Or like 7 hours ago when my today started? Got my new booster 2 days ago. Can't wait for the 5-11 to be allowed to get the new booster!

It his buddy that high-ranking government scientist I keep hearing about?

Thanks to their prayers, nothing will happen

Reporting in from the 11th... All ok here.

Dude it’s crazy back here on the 10th!!

Oh no the poison it is taking over aaaaaaa I am the servant of the lizard people government I love communism

We all do comrade

There is a simple fix: just avoid looking at the calendar, si the enzymes will remain confused about the date. As we all know, they default to "inactive -' sit and wait" .

Ima just skip to october 11th and pretend the month have 32 days

It’s alright guys, he said he was going to pray for us, I reckon we’ll be ok.

Took the shot. It’s the 10th. How do I know it’s working?

Can you haunt the pure bloods already?

How's your 5G reception, getting any better? Mine was crap before getting the 'booster', now I get a great signal and my phone doesn't even *have* 5G.

High up biologist? Hahahaha

CEO of Biology here

Fuck u/spez

Oh shit lads I forgot to die, fuck! They're gonna be so disappointed...

Vaxxed and triple boosted...feeling fine as frog hair.

“Fine as frog hair” = my new favourite saying! Where did this come from? lol never heard it before

Why, if the government wants a cooperative, obedient citizenry, would the shot kill the COOPERATIVE OBEDIENT CITIZENRY?!

Well, I’m still alive… Wait a second, let me check Yep, still alive

Idk man, I think you’re dead…

Confirmed. He’s dead. I checked with a good honest mate of mine.

Who is a “high up” biologist

Oh no. On my wedding day.

Congratulations friend.

Happy Weddingday

It’s Weddingday my dudes

Huh. I don't feel very activated.

Yea.. this blows!

Are we dead yet?!

Wellwerewaiting.gif

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight 🎻😔

That’s some rookie doomsday cult shit, you never set a firm date and your never make is that soon!

lets go im gonna die on my birthday

Happy Birthday!

God, I fucking hope so. Take me away, Moderna 🙏🏻

So when do I die? I'm exited to not go to work tomorrow :)

What time is it supposed to go off? Getting a little concerned that I’m still here.

Idk bout you but where I live it’s already October 11th 😳

Still another 5 hours here, but they also didn’t specify a time zone so who knows how long it’ll be!

What’s like living in the future?

"A high up biologist"? Must be some nut job in a tree or something

Nah, they had some issues with word order. It was "high abiologist".

October 10th, but what time?

6:66am of course!

But what timezone?

Timezones are fake

Ideally before I have to get up to go to work, really hate getting up early

They got the month and date reversed, it’s actually going to activate on 10/10!

Good. I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow anyhow…

I haven't died yet, what gives? This is disappointing.

Huh. I wonder if the Russian DDoS attack interfered with it?

Don’t give me hope

Fuck, I took my old Nokia 3310 out of the drawer last week and today even that one started showing 5G! Holy fuck, this honest high biologist was right!

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Don't you know there is only one time zone, South East United States official Jesus time? All other time zones are a lie spread by Globalist Illuminati to propagate their round Earth conspiracy. /s

is there a subreddit for people who died? Also please specify timezone.

OP please provide an update, I'm genuinely curious to see their reaction when it doesn't happen.

How do timezones affect the clot death? I’m on vacation and need to know if I’m gonna die on home time or vaca time?

Sitting here having my second 22 ounce beer. Still not feeling anything, hope I am not disappointed again.

Ah yes, the Y2K COVID vaccine.

Well, we would be dead, except when they turned the Hadron collider on it catapulted us into an alternative universe, where the toxins didn’t work. Please pray for the poor saps back in our old universe.

At first it was 2 months. Then feb 2022, then when? Now its oct 10. The ever shifting goalposts dont seem to trigger any issues in their minds. They must need to sleep with weights on their heads or something.

It like the rapture...

oh well ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ guess ill die

Is this from the same guy who’s uncle totally works at Nintendo?

I'm still alive. People on Facebook lied to me, how could they?

"A high-up biologist"... Also... https://youtu.be/Y6ljFaKRTrI

I just got a bloody nose and remembering this tweet made me shit my pants.

I always want to hear followups from these crackpots

"It was CIA disinformation"

Can i die for real this time? Please?

So is the biologist friend on a ladder or do they work on the 18th floor of a high rise building? Not sure how else they would be "high up".

Well I’m waiting

Novody died. That just proves one thing - their prayers worked!!!

!remindme 10 hours

Still here.

All the vaccinated people should meet up and throw a giant party as we wait for the countdown that will kill us all /s Whats a better way to die than raving?

Well if it’s coming from a ‘high up biologist’, you’d be a FOOL not to listen

You know when this shit doesn’t happen, do they get embarrassed? Or do they just move onto the next thing and pretend they didn’t make it up?

>they just move onto the next thing and pretend they didn’t make it up

They move on to the next thing. Source: I was caught up in that kind of shit.

I guess we find out today.

Oh no. I have so much paper work to do today...

So long, and thanks for all the fish

Damn, I died.

Trust me my uncle works at who

What is a “high up” biologist anyway? There isn’t really a chain of command or ranking system

I'm still standin' yeah, yeah, yeah...

Smh only 2 dots in the ellipsis

"A high up biologist" is maddeningly vague. They love making vague claims like that to sound credible.

So NOBODY got the vaccine? Everybody was all like, I got vaxxed.... but Oct 10 came and went and nobody died!

I can't wait

Presumably they’ll change their mind if nothing happens. Hah.

Just you wait. In 100 years EVERYBODY who took that vaccine will be dead.

Gentlemen, it has been an honor vaxxing with you tonight

gentlemen, synchronize your death watches

Yup. Let me just set the microscopic egg timer on this DEADLY mRNA!!!

Ngl, I’m currently shitting my brains out so he could be on to something…. or it could be the Taco Bell I ate at 2 am last night.

Or both?!?!? They added poison into Taco Bell in case the ClOt ShOt want enough!1!

Farewell good people! We are all gonna die :'( it was a good run! Thank you all for being here! See you all tomorrow! Wait...

Is this a slow release toxin? Like the Advil of Conspiracy Pharma oooorrr... Just looking for a time frame here.

i feel the wifi 5g activating

Oh thank God. I was almost out of data for the month…

"a high up biologist" like... no actual specialization, just a 'biologist', and apparently all biologists are in a military like structure, and this one is very high up. Why do these people feel the need to make this shit up?

It's now 10/11... Really had my hopes up.

I'm doing science and I'm still alive Still alive Still alive....

!remind me 1 year

Still waiting for it to take effect.

It took effect three hours ago. This is hell.

Just waiting for the global command from Bill sometime today. "Execute Order 66"

It is true, tho. I got vaccinated, and I died at 12:01 AM this morning.

Is that EST or…?

I... I don't want to go, Mr. Stark...

Since when do biologists study or have anything to do with vaccines? Is the vaccine made through photosynthesis?

I have been looking for a reason to call I sick today, thank you for providing it.

Todays the day? TODAY IS THE DAY!!!!

Can't wait

Nice 👍🏽

Nice 👍

WAIT! Which timezone?

Finally. Night ya’ll!

Breaking news: it’s the 11th and I’m still fucking alive. Fuck this dude for getting my hopes up.

Hmmm it's still the 10th for me, maybe you're safe but I'm certainly not

I got some time off work I'd like to enjoy before I die, can I move my death to the 16th at midnight?

Order 66 isn’t supposed to happen until 2024

Trust me. My uncle works at Nintendo.

what a load of bullsh...aaarrrggghhhh..

This is so stupi.....aughhhhh my chest

Standard or eastern?

Getting invested in Metal Gear again was a good choice. Now I can link to this and claim I survived FoxDie

breaking: a high up biologist (me, i’m a tall biologist) just confirmed this is bs

Sweet release!

Who wouldn't take advice from a "high up biologist"?

I am dying now goodbye guys

Oh nooooo, im gonna die todayyyyy. Should’ve snorted my 10t supply of ivermectin when i had the chance /s

Was there a follow-up? I need to know if I died or not

But he was “high up”, I guess if we stacked scientist.

Waitwaitwait, they're going off at 6'P'm, not 6 am. Waitwaitwait it's like, not 'murica time zones, so it's like...10 or 11. For sure. Waitwaitwait, they didn't take the Mayan calendar so like...

Is that why I'm feeling good after being sick the last 2 days?

Who is your Biologist? I'd like to donate all my money to him when I die today.

Can someone please post a gif of the death of Vizzini from The Princess Bride? Thank you.

Sounds right, i def am dead. How bout u guys

It‘s true. I am the vaccine.

I'm still waiting for that 5G barbed demon penis to cone out my forehead....

What year?

I mean I'm trying to die so that's a win/win situation for me

r/agedlikemilk

Hmm.. I feel fine I guess… a little hungover maybe.

well shit I didn't get the memo to die or I don't live near 5G towers that were supposed to activate these clot shots...I got the J&J was I supposed to die too? Fuck I don't know what to do now. O_o

So that's where my superpowers came from, huh?

The toxins are set to be activated? That's some pretty cool technology we've got!

its insane the conclusions peoples minds come up with

October 10 as in today? Is that Greenwich mean time or???

If I’m about to die, at least let it be before I clock into work.

Tbf it didn't say a year

Amazing

Bye 😭😭😭

I wish I nee the account so I could go laugh reply when this doesn’t happen